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EVERY SOUNDBITE ORIGIN - Episode #80

Added 2024-01-15 17:38:06 +0000 UTC

The day has come.

The day where we tell you where every single soundbite has come from.

You can use this as a legend for when you want to see where a soundbite is from.

Also, a new soundbite will be revealed!

ENJOY!

EPISODE LINK - https://youtube.com/live/KtD1eysV75k?feature=share

Karvastor put this together, so follow along with the following legend as we explain everything.

The Grab Hag- see: youtu.be/evP2kOYf0gY?feature=shared&t=103

Usually adult female of the lost generation. These ruff and tough ladies won't
settle for just one 50% off banana, they want the whole table.
Black Obsidian Bracelet - youtube.com/watch?v=_jYmZZ9eT5k If
you've contacted cancer, lost your girl friend, got fired from your job and evicted
out of your beautiful downtown apartment, it's probably because you misplaced
your Black Obsidian Bracelet. ORDER TODAY!
Bored Xi - youtube.com/watch?v=GLj2Q7qK98s - this sucks Xi,
known for his expressionless face, even during ceremonies and media coverage.
Jeff Cold - Just Working Out - A part of the hilarious Lianhua Qingwen ad
campaigns. youtube.com/watch?v=mlWrz-_fx10
Yao Jia / Brownface - youtube.com/watch?v=YPoM4JKEkmI Nuff
said.
China DEMON EYE Karen in Line -
youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o - daughter. A mother and
daughter cast demons upon a man in line calmly asking them to please not cut.
WO CAO Wheel - youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=39 Chinese
amusement park rides are not safe.
SAY PEE NOBODY FUCK ME OKAY -
youtu.be/k09asoarr5w?feature=shared&t=221
Lianhua over ninteypercent - youtube.com/watch?v=61ZVMRfZ-Js
touting fake TCM (merged with western pharmaceutical medicine) during
COVID claiming over 90% effective. Due to government
contracts, these pills were included in COVID relief packages all over China.
Boat fist style - used to be played on boat - wow so good -
youtu.be/oRO-bn1u_FA?feature=shared&t=404 A most likely made up
style of martial art with a paper mache crafted blade.
"WOW that's a little too much for me" 9:30 - He doesn't want to fist boats but he
DOES go sky diving. Theres no two colors the same 10:45 - Rick O'Chea visits a
paint store and is surprised.
Jeff pills full -
youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=359
AI 5g Brakes -
youtube.com/live/TCC13EyR79c?feature=shared&t=1424 Not all
they're cracked up to be.
Chinese 5G Tractor - youtube.com/watch?v=JTseZ4hvwhk An
expose on a fake 5G Hydrogen tractor.
The China Show takes you to {city} where this "intangible" heritage is made and served
to millions. Yes it's real and yes, they DO take the piss. my piss is the best 3:28 - The
teachers take most of the piss 4:45 youtube.com/watch?v=O8apgBHoXF8
20:07 hao dou pao pao - 20:30 Matt gagging ------------ 22:30 Tai SHu FU Le (oh its so
COMFY THOUGH)
PONYTAIL ---- GuLi - youtu.be/BarszxQVkDU?feature=shared&t=1420 How the
CCP gets cute girls to charm you on screen.
-------------- Famous Centrum Vitamin Commercial Lokee -
youtu.be/yKcd2fWcyZU?feature=shared&t=1899 Eat raw beans and
cabbage for a healthy breakfast meal ... show you care. Also See: Movie Stars in
commercials for China
Cardi C - Do you want to build a snowman -
youtu.be/PzCgFq-CJIk?feature=shared&t=213 Cardi C - Im a HU -
youtube.com/watch?v=8WrIDieQXlM (edited)
You will Live in the FEAR [[[WRITE UP]]] Body Meat - Fulfull m97 - getting to
your face - looks up Sandwich Biden -
youtube.com/watch?v=d9PrqYk1Ay0
Two Sessions Rap - youtube.com/watch?v=x2Gu-cOwWSA Satisfied
popeye - ride round the pool - OODZ - cretacious - Nephrolothisus - Fortitide
presence
Cat Galloway -
youtube.com/watch?v=KQA2X4yvK_g&pp=ygUZZ2FsbG93YXkgY2
Clam man -- youtu.be/a9ZBFG6cHms?feature=shared&t=434 Hao CHi Wo ai
tong wu (shoe pets)
NEODENTEC White monkey --------- youtube.com/watch?v=cYTUHlKr_-0
Dont talk crype - you dare compart wit me -
youtu.be/cYTUHlKr_-0?feature=shared&t=532 Fun with a famous wolf warrior
movie.
No birds in China - youtube.com/watch?v=iRYPo4C11xY
Toilet Seat - Xia ma te sub culture - youtube.com/watch?v=LeyNmrgFdqI
youtube.com/watch?v=OJ7w-phEeec
SO CALLED FREEDOM - youtube.com/watch?v=5dskhdhMhNM CCP
Online Officials habit of calling anything they contest, "so called" in a vein attempt to
discredit it.
SARA AI - youtu.be/1wJRjQ_wMzA?feature=shared&t=63
Subway wonderman - youtu.be/Ng6NFE4QqHo?feature=shared&t=430
Mario Cavolo - ITS A LIE - youtu.be/UAY1xP8HjP4?feature=shared&t=46
youtube.com/watch?v=WU2L2TRIz9k (A foreign Shill, elevated to levels
inside China that uses ridiculous outrage content to rally watchers against the WEST)
Take Pills Jeff - youtube.com/watch?v=OdQDmMbW188
Johnty - Tankie Hodor - GREAT - youtu.be/_lxjgSwvWkU?feature=shared&t=224
IM the fastest man in the WORLD - youtu.be/dxAT1ojL7sI?feature=shared&t=149
Deer wang - youtube.com/watch?v=5Mg9-jS6eKY
Passport douche - youtu.be/y_SkGrfF9eM?feature=shared&t=63
Commieclause the moon - youtu.be/JAcmjzAgbRE?feature=shared&t=1163
Yabadabadoo - - youtu.be/1FIZF1XEawU?feature=shared&t=44 (Poor attempt to
parody 007 and spy type media and dirty the images of the U.S.) ExQUEEZE me
Prepostrious Bloody outrageous
BBQ CHENGUAN - youtu.be/Hc9ECmQlDMQ?feature=shared&t=49
Huawei hao huawei mei --- youtube.com/watch?v=NQsSQp2WoRo Huawei
is a kind, cute, and caring company.
CUT in LINE ----- youtube.com/watch?v=AcK_1VmRp2o
Sigequanmian Rap ----- 9:10 -----youtube.com/watch?v=N0kQs4B37qs
BOUNCE - COTTON - SAINA RAP -
youtube.com/watch?v=ususUbhZr1M&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
dVLYQq&index=5 Hilarious propaganda rap by Saina.
5g Big data vr - Saina - 2:12 -
youtube.com/watch?v=W6m2-Bpcr2c&list=PLohjpzIugIavwK1aIAk-8hgt2ov
dVLYQq&index=4
I ave develop maynd - youtu.be/6w16DAQalkM?feature=shared&t=140 Another
hilarious rap by Saina.
The Media Challengers -- youtube.com/watch?v=EzpEePKM3LQ A CCP
initiative to collect and reward future foreign nationals to shill for China ... and attain
glory and rich rewards. It failed massively. ITS TIME TO
FLYY-AYEEE-AyyyEEE--Ayyeee!
You gotta understand China - youtu.be/zGysweQEGyE?feature=shared&t=187
Chinese OX - youtu.be/fShUSNUhLH0?feature=shared&t=830
BURKE artist - youtu.be/LVNz_6pg3bU?feature=shared&t=995
Nancy Pelosi Taiwan - Ongerworm Osipel - TOR RUBLE see 11:12
Port of Dandong - youtube.com/watch?v=22MoH8GuQ6U Something
repeated advertisement bombarded on Chinese TV for a few years. The source of many
jokes among expats in China.
Ginger Boss Richard -- youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=278
Straight up white monkey gig, known and cherished by millions.
DeRucci - youtu.be/qi5JEZo2KT0?feature=shared&t=379 A supposed
kindergarden teacher who was chosen to re-face a furniture company and
became the most known and least paid white monkey in China.