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Xiàbān Hòu! - Episode #62 - C-Milk's Renaissance Faire Tragedy

Xiàbān Hòu! - Episode #62 - C-Milk's Renaissance Faire Tragedy

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What a magical time we will have, as we delve into how I got molested at a Renaissance Faire (Don't worry, I am ok). 

I have no idea how this is related to China, but again... you voted for it.

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Today's show link - https://youtube.com/live/bQLqJAWuqyE?feature=share

Xiàbān Hòu! - Episode #62 - C-Milk's Renaissance Faire Tragedy

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I flipped back to the original episode of Deer Wang when C-milk was still so simping badly for her. I suspect Mrs C-milk had a some say in flipping him. Vivian is small and cute but i suspect she can make her will known.

Spock TN

I lost so much respect for the 2 of you! The shit talk about the workers is one thing but to poo poo on people that go to these kind of places is just wrong

Hero

This was the funniest friggin episode! I was listening to the audio version of it and had to upgrade to see the visuals. It was worth it. Amazing.

Prague

Q: Have any of you experienced illnesses or irreparable damage from the food and air, etc in China? Seems like radiation posioning is common there lol

Robert Mahlzeit

I think this must be the best episode to this day, was laughing so hard! 😂

Daniel

I was at the DMZ a few months ago and NK had tractors 🚜 driving back and forth doing nothing, my guide said it was propaganda....

Louise Sweeney

I wonder what character that SA woman will decide Winston should be after seeing him with his pants off.

Chance Valentine

My boy C-Buns cannot escape this, bump this mf

Shillaroo

Q: is there a safe way to send videos from outside mainland to friends/family in china through wechat ? qq lets emails come through? is this safer than wechat ?

HeyItsMeUthere

Q: Hey guys, been watching your China show and ADV China videos since lockdown and decided to sign up to Xiàbān Hòu a few months back to help support you guys that little bit more. Here's my first question since joining, my question to Winston, what's more likely to happen, We bring Xi Jinping to a renaissance fair, does he A: decide America's no longer a threat because of what he sees Americans do in their spare time, or B: has an Aneurysm trying to figure out who would larp as a baker? Question to C-milk, when you change to your baker persona, does your name become C-bread on the streets and C-buns in the sheets? ;) Final question to my man Rick O'Shea, out of his two favourite phrases what does he think about renaissance fairs? Keep fighting the good fight fellas and keep your knees in the breeze! Love and support from Melbourne!

Adam the Aussie

Q: I’m currently studying in Univ in Japan and I’m thinking about taking a class about Chinese diplomacy. Do you think it’s safe to talk about wolf warrior diplomacy and great translation movement in a small university class (less than 10 people)? Does talking about these kind of staff put other students (or myself) in danger?

Shell Pink

Maybe a potential future topic for the show. Luxury and Extravagance in China. You've talked about how much people like buying luxury bags and such, what is the most luxurious/extravagant things you've guys seen while in China?

Aurkus23

… have no fear, because you are in elesium… AND YOURE ALREADY DEAD!

Steven Dilloway

I’d go there and troll the audience screaming “I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!” dressed up like Russell crow in gladiator.

Steven Dilloway

Hmmm. So we're left wondering if bad lipstick woman made the baker's dough rise. She sounds like the perfect candidate for the fugly barmaid with a wart on her nose and one or two very prominently missing teeth. Or maybe the rough and tumble fishwife??? Nose ring chick right after rat man does kind of look like the cousin C-Milk's family doesn't want to talk about. Red bag EMT guy really has a couple of goatskin bags of mead in that bag. Because why not? I'd definitely have had to hit the road when the sun went down. Never been to a Ren Faire, precisely. Closest was a day trip to Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, England back in the 90s. It's about 45 minutes east of Nottingham. They had some of the booths where you could buy touristy medieval stuff and they did have live jousting. The classic good knight versus bad knight scenario. Pretty realistic SCA-type jousting and fighting. Those guys were whacking the crap out of each other. Entertaining. Real armor with plenty of padding underneath (armor had dents) and well-choreographed.

Grady Gillis

Q: I think I've heard you say a few times that you keep fish. I just started getting back into the hobby, and enjoy breeding guppies. What kinds of fish/tanks do you have?

Plecoman

C-Milk got diddled!? Say it ain't so!!

makarr01

You struck gold

Dragunilla

Ayeee! This will be my first show, time in Patreon finally!

Tech_ 49FPV

M'lord, I cannot wait to be regaled with the tale of ye olde fondler after yer buns

Turd Furgeson

Yet another beautiful blurb fantastic job I'm so hype

Dragunilla


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