Easter Jokes
Added 2016-03-27 20:01:27 +0000 UTCWe wrote a bunch of Easter Jokes this year but only ended up photoshopping one so here are the ones that didn't make the cut, for Patrons' eyes only.
Lucius: Bruce, I just got a memo that Easter holidays at
WayneTech will be six days long?
Bruce: Yeah I’ve got a space mission and might be gone
awhile.
Lucius: You can’t make new work holidays just so you can be
Batman full-time. We don’t need another Presidents Day fiasco.
Bruce: That’s a valid holiday!
Lucius: Not when you take a day off for every president who
ever lived.
Bruce: They were great men.
Lucius: What about the time you sent everyone home for
Batman Day?
Bruce: I am also a great man.
Hawkeye: Is everyone coming to the Avengers Easter Egg Hunt?
Thor: What is Easter?
IM: It’s a holiday to celebrate a religious figure who died
fighting against evil and then was resurrected.
Thor: Did we not already celebrate Captain Rogers’s
birthday?
Cap: Oh my god! Thor you can’t say that.
IM: Hey, don’t take your dad’s name in vain, Cap.
IM: The Avengers are going to hold an Easter Egg hunt for
the public.
Cap: That’s really nice of you Tony.
IM: It’s just good PR, plus it was Peppers idea. I expect
the Avengers to pitch in and help.
Quicksilver: I’ll hide the eggs!
Cap: Please don’t.
Q: Done!
IM: The kids aren’t finding those eggs are they?
Q: They’re in China now.
