Early Demo No.1 - Indiana vs Lara

Hola patrons! The latest battle was written over the course of many months and the rewriting was very extensive. So, today I've got a very early demo of "Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft" for your ears.

I'm currently going through old emails and documents and will be compiling more unused lyrics and should have more demos to show you next week. 

But this is one of the earliest demos, with a totally different beat. Most of the lyrics ended up being cut, but you'll definitely hear a bunch of lyrics which managed to get into the final track we released.

Hope you enjoy hearing this peek back in time - HM.

Here are the actual demo lyrics...

INDIANA JONES

Repping a video game huh? This should be a short round,

You’re not gonna cast much of a shadow with me in the foreground.

You’re trippin' like a Shroom Raider to wanna give me a try,

I’ll rip your heart out on this mic like Om Namah Shivaya, Om Namah Shivaya.

You looted my style since the time you pressed start,

Then added dinosaurs and wolves it’s like the Lost Noah’s Arc

I hate snakes but I’ll say this about ya hun,

My Indiana anaconda don’t want none.

LARA CROFT

Doctor jones you’re not a worthy rival,

You’ve been getting schooled verbally since gimme the whip throw me the idol.

So bring it on Fedora the Explorer come and get some,

I’m dropping the bomb rhymes you gotta hide in the fridge from.

Face stubble and pit stains you clearly do not sweat that,

I do everything you do in short shorts with my legs waxed.

My body’s one temple that you will not be exploring,

Cause if you’re not John Williams, then you ain’t scoring.

INDIANA JONES

Your Mine Croft physique is not really my style,

Save your tig 8 bitties for girls polygon wild.

Angel of Darkness sent the Core of your franchise up in flames,

And lately you been replaced by Drake like your name was Lil Wayne.

LARA CROFT

Ok Tomber, I been on top for years and my fans still all adore me,

Your reboot was aliens and nukes and you aged poorly.

Indiana’s flat and corny and so are your flows,

I could win this whole battle with both my eyes closed.

INDIANA JONES

I’ll take this to the bridge, I’m cutting through the chords,

I’m shooting through you like a man swinging two swords.

That ponytail is fitting cause you’re a horse’s ass,

If you had better controls maybe your parent planes wouldn’t have crashed.

Yeah I was in the fridge I had to talk to Winston Smith,

That butler’s the only one who can follow all the crazy storylines from your scripts.

I only take shots from Marianne, you I don’t understand,

You got two pistols but your fans can only play using one hand.

LARA CROFT

You can keep talking crashes I’ll go ahead and play through,

I’m not a German army truck but I am dragging you.

Marianne was 15 when you gave her your Ravenswood,

Stick to snatching statues catching statutory’s no good.

I’m Lara like the bars cause I’m tasty with the rhyme,

And the Croft is a pasture like you’re past your prime.

So go on back home in your Nazi Zeppelin,

And get a piece of your Daddy’s Schloppy seconds.