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#MakeThisBattle Poll #15

New makethisbattle! New poll!

In the previous round Zorro vs Robin Hood squeaked its way to victory with 28% of the vote; with Giacomo Casanova vs Hugh Hefner close behind in 2nd place with 27%.

You can read what Peter thought of this new round of match-ups at the following link: 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/33913023

But, lets see what you all think of these new selection of ideas. Vote away.


Comments

Lol. This guy ^(@Sandeep). I hope one day you'll understand that if you had a child that got mad at you, you wouldn't treat them like you would treat an adult. You treat them like they are, a kid. Greta is a kid. Call me an incel, but just know you were the one who threw the metaphorical punch.

Last Rookie

Stfu incel.

Sandeep Abraham

Brahman vs Monika (the universal spirit and the only reality vs the one who manipulates reality)

MC Fawful

Thurnburg vs. Ford would definitely be a battle you guys should avoid at all costs. There's also a reason you guys haven't used a kid as a rap battle character since MJ vs. EP, and unlike MJ, Thurnburg is still alive and a controversial figure. (Just look above.) I personally don't like her. Not for her ideas but just her attitude. Children getting mad is pointless.

Last Rookie

The only "crime" she committed was that she worries about her future, and rightfully so. The difference is. Rather than just sitting there worrying about it as most people do, she actually went out and did something about it. Hate her (for caring about the future?) Or love her, she is probably doing more for what she believes in than most of us ever would.

Zontafer

If there is a way we can discuss this without attacking a child with Asperger's, that would be appreciated, guy. I wouldn't mind Sanchez vs GLaDOS. But we would be missing the best character of the series, Cave Johnson.

Reddishf0x

Glados vs HAL9000 seems more appropriate

JH

I see James Brown and I always think of my favorite bad Rap Battle match-up. Chubby Checker vs. Fats Domino.

Erik Bell

Both Thunberg and Ford give a lot to attack. Of course, I’m biased.

What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!

Had no idea who Musa was

What do we want, time travel. When do we want it. That's Irrelevant!

Mansa Musa and King T'Challa is my new favorite hypothetical combo!

Phoenician

Relax. I'm not screaming or yelling at the sky or angrily thumb fucking my phone at you reading this, simply because you're not worth my anger. No one that goes after a child even if they disagree with her is worth my anger or anything for that matter. You're entitled to your opinions, I won't take those from you. Right now I'm just appealing to your decency and humanity, so that next time if you disagree with someone just argue against their arguments and don't actually go against the person. She hasn't done anything to you, just because you disagree with her doesn't mean she deserves to be attacked this way. Just to clarify, I'm not arguing against your opinions on climate change just the way you treat her/talk about her. We can disagree with someone without actually saying anything mean about them.

Kim Kjeldsen

old man screams at cloud

JakeMSV

Proud to be garbage then. So why is it i’m wrong and garbage for standing up for what i believe instead of listening to the ramblings of a mentally deficient pestilent child. 9 out of the 13 enviromental scientists who have visited my work and gone over out epa systems deny climate change and have facts and science to back up natural earth cycles and since we only have recorded history and very little in the last 200 years of the past to go on they rely on the earth samples taken world wide. Instead of coming into an argument with feelings and emotions you should read up on something not from the bernie sanders alexandria occasional cortex campaign and shit show extravaganza. Just because i disagree with the latest social trend to strike you handies and your ability to exist without drugs to alter your mental state does not make me a garbage person or wrong. My 36 years on this earth and traveling this world i learned a thing or two about it and in my environmental expertise since i carry a mulitude of certifications and licenses my opinion is, it is not real. Now you can scream and yell at the sky and angrily thumb fuck your phone back at me but i’m not moving on my opinion and my thoughts. Greta is a moron and poor excuse for one at that. Her little temper tantrum and angry stare at trump like she was gonna shoot environmentally friendly lasers out of her eyes was sadder than the assholes who thought putting a child on the stand would sway the world.

James Seeley

Lol actually it’s more that deny it and thousands of scientists and nasa at that, that deny it. So yea

James Seeley

I don't think Greta is all that or anything but the animosity towards a bloody child is far beyond unreasonable considering the thing she meant for us to focus on to begin with.

Anthony Spieker

Raising awareness about the severity of the actual problem is all she set out to do. I won't be the first to say anyone that decides to go after her instead of the billionaires who caused the problem in the first place are garbage people to put it nicely.

Anthony Spieker

Oh lots of people agree on climate change, it's just a few people who deny climate change is real.

Amanda & Adam Belaire

FITP is always plausible

Eric Forsman

GLaDOS would be fine, but man, Rick? I can't think of how that could possibly be pulled off without being cringe. Also, it's way more appropriate for "Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays".

Patrick Munroe

I respectfully disagree, the contrast between two sarcastic assholes with High IQ and a passion for science could lead into some hilarious disses

Eric Forsman

This was a triumph! I'm making a note here, huge success!

Kthulu

To turn this around, she'd probably be the first to tell you that.

Jon Heiman

Lmfao jealous of what? Being a pawn to a globalist society without an agreed upon science or way forward? A money grubbing group of blow hards who love nothing more than sucking my wallet dry to line theirs? Yea okay, tell me more about the un and it’s massive gains around the globe. No two people can agree on global warming or climate change or global change or whatever we’re calling the tax this week

James Seeley

Sounds like you're jealous. That she has the brains and the balls to do what all of us should be doing, take on serious global issues that concern us all especially the next generation and put world leaders in their place. You know it's not funny to attack someone, it's just pathetic. And going after someone's looks is just low.

Kim Kjeldsen

Why? She's a child, a really smart one at that. She's brave enough to go to top summits and speak to world leaders. She brings up serious global issues that world leaders would rather ignore which makes them either stupid or cowards or both. She puts grown up people with power in their place. That's awesome. She takes action to try to fix things that are gonna negatively affect all of us, especially the people we leave behind. Is that the kind legacy we want to leave? " hey next generation I'm sorry we did this to you, all that you now must suffer through and that we didn't do anything to stop it, but we had a really good reason we just didn't want to". She's worth more than all of us put together. I'm sorry, I know I don't know anything about you, I just get so mad whenever people are criticising her because she's doing what all of us should be doing. That includes me.

Kim Kjeldsen

I’d like to see henry ford take that muppet lookin fu{k down lol

James Seeley

Greta sounds like she could be a lot of fun

Eoghan Sheehan

The only way you should do Rick Sanchez is if Justin Roiland guests.

Case Aiken

Not particularly fond of any one of these mentioned people but Greta or the Queen would be my picks, though I can't say theyd be enthusiastic picks.

Zontafer

Thunberg deserves nothing.

Bryan Bennica

Please don't do GladOs vs Rick Sanchez. That sounds horrendous.

Patrick Munroe


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