Lost Lyrics [Vlacula]

Yo! I found a word document from the latest battle, so thought I'd share some of the lyric ideas that had been written down; that either didn't make it into the final verses or were later altered.

In the writing process, the writing team will spew out lots of ideas. Some will get written down, some will just get bounced around verbally and others just get lost in the ether. 

Anyway... here is the stuff found in this one word document. And I also included above a slightly extended cut of the 'old friends' segment from the Behind The Scenes video.

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Relax Dracs let your inner beast go,

It’s like you’ve got a stick up your ass and believe me i’d know.

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I made a meat pop forest of corpses tortured to death,

I’ve cab-abed more flesh than a Fogo Da Choa chef.

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Punctured bundles of grundles like it’s nobody’s biz,

I guess you could say i turned the taint to the tis.

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My legend lives forever, I am hero of Romania!

Your fairytale sucks and gets whipped like Castlevania,

Even out of 8-bit, your pale ass will still get whipped.

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You’re putting stakes into girls? Better save your prayers,

Go and change your name into Vlad the Compensator.

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When i kill you, I kill you and you die at least,

You kill people and make roommates who can never break the lease.

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For a bat who’s clad like he’s ready to buttle,

You sure are bad at battle rebuttals.

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Your pearly fangs are sharp and scary,

But that shitty verse you just spit is what sucked the life out me.

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Unleash your inner beast, quit being so formal,

Your life seems fucking boring which must sucks when you’re immortal.

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You can’t escape the madness, 

The way the guy who played Blade evaded taxes.

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You’re all stuffy and castles and rules formality’s,

They should call you count waste of immortality.

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You hide in a coffin, garlic scares you away,

The Olive Garden’d kill you on a sunny day.

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Determined leader no one keeps me from my goals,

Impaling my foes to get a head in the polls.

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I was a fearless warrior and hero of Romania,

Whipping your ass like this was Castlevania.

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I’ll wear your flesh like a meat dress,

And wipe that smile off your pale st st st s joker face.

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Your rhymes leave me with nothing to reflect upon.

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Without me Romania would no longer be a thing,

What i shove up your ends justifies my means.

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When the Turks invaded you, the bodies started dropping,

Only way you’d own the Ottomans is if you went furniture shopping.

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A failed leader – today you’d never reach your goals,

Impaling your foes the only way you’d get a head in the polls.

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You’re like your impale sticks cause you make no good points,

I’ll take out the Order of the Dragon like a Chinese food joint.

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I’ve got torturous forces with torches and horses,

That bore with enormous stakes to the core of the corpses.

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The horror is gorgeous! Killing even children and women!

I don’t rise from the coffin, I just put people in ‘em!

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Defeating legions, Romania’s feasting in my name

While this bloodsucker’s just leeching off my fame!

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All Bach and no bite, I’ll impale all your organs!

You’re Twilight Sparkle, I’m all Four of the Horsemen

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You were the gory story origin but I spread it to the world,

You’re the icky goopy oyster, i’m the pearl!

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Even if you raised the stakes you’d never be a vampire slayer,

Catch you Dracu-later.

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Your raps are not fat, try a diet of Kito,

Instead of bloodsucking my fame and leeching my styl-o.

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If you'd like to see more lost lyrics, let us know. It can be tricky to compile them, as they end up all over the place usually - but we can certainly try.