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LGR - Three Weird Mice

https://youtu.be/HnYOPbVBaTU

Finally back from the Chicago trip! Lots of driving to and from NC, but it was well worth it. I also spent several vacation days after the show to take in the sights, sounds, and smells of downtown proper. Always a fun time, hehe. Many Chicago Dogs were consumed without remorse from my room on the 21st floor. Big shoutout to all of you I got to meet at VCFMW, it was an excellent time just hanging out and talking about weird old computer stuff!

And that brings us to this video about these weird old mice! Computer mice, that is. Or mouses, whatever, danged irregular plurals. So while I was at the show I had a table set up filled with LGR Things: computers, displays, MIDI stuff, and various controllers and peripherals. And one of those happened to be the Burger Mouse! Something that surprised me with how much of a response it elicitied it from passers-by. Everyone just had to try using a computer with a cheeseburger, it was magnetic. So why not feature it in a video, along with some other random weird old mice I have lying around in the LGR storage bays. I dunno, it's nothing too mind blowing, but it's a fun little video while I get back in the groove of things.

And for those of you that didn't get to attend VCFMW, I am indeed working on a video about the experience so stay tuned for that. There's also this recording of a panel I was on with other creators, so that's something related to watch in the meantime.

LGR - Three Weird Mice

Comments

Ha! Might have to try that, it sounds even more obnoxious so that's perfect

LGR

nice

Brandon Mingo

Absolutely 👍

LGR

Did you eat that burger? I’m hungry now…🥸😂

Anders Enger Jensen

The cursed sound program kinda works in w98, keeps crashing explorer and the "sound wall" selection doesn't seem to work, but by opening duke3d and leaving it windowed you can sometimes get to enjoy the delightful clanks and eeps and boops while playing for a few minutes... doesn't stutter there for some reason

Kilrah

Make it so

Asaf Sagi

The only thing useful with that stutterotron mouse is the ball and serial cable! What a pile of crap. The corvette is my fave, and that software, they actually tried and it was mostly OK, even if for a short gimmick. The car breaking apart on unboxing did have me in fits.

Anton

why in the name of all that is holy did someone turn a mouse driver into an Annoyotron

moosemaimer

Wonder if the burger mouse was European. I've seen that recycle symbol on European things.

Mike Menzel

Heh, yes indeed. I ran outta room in there long ago!

LGR

It's close in diameter, the burger isn't very big around either. It's taller than the puck is though for sure.

LGR

Pretty sure the iMac mice weren't that big. I have small hands and those mice were still oddly small.

Kadah

I now fully understand you not accepting gifts from fans. Great video as always!

TempleTurkey

Oh, you already uploaded it? Well I am definitely testing this later.

Esme

I need this Cruise Control software so I can find out what it does in Wine.

Esme

This kind of stuff is always interesting, and this format is very neat. I think the weirdest mouse I ever owned is one that doubles as a webcam. It's at least perfectly functional, even if you have to choose what feature to use, since you can't use both at the same time.

Pablo Rodriguez

Clint, if you still have the ISA radio tuner card with the army woman on the box I sent your way some years ago, I'd love to see another video of this style with it and some similar products. In any case, great work! ☺️

Kyle Anderson

This video was way funnier than I was prepared for. Good stuff. I spit some water out drinking when the Vette cursor fired up and you started driving it around the screen. And the melody mouse software is so horrible, stupid and hilarious.

Jason Dupree

+10 FPS with the burger mouse.

50_SHADES_OF_BEIGE

Did not expect the most normal looking mouse to be the biggest, weirdest POS. 🤣

Joon Choi

Horrible idea. Use the Sexy Mouse with the Media Mouse sound effects.

Billy Coore

Right? That thing is cursed to the max! It reminds me so much of the sound schemes MS released in the Plus! packs.

Carey Brown

I want to use your background for my Zoom calls ha

Jared

That singing mouse is dank. Imagining trying to use that in my office. How on earth did that become a thing?!

William M

When I heard the "Oh no. Oh no!" You instantly made me chuckle along with the horribleness. This is definitely a gem of a video. I love all your videos, but Oddware and close to Oddware is definitely up there :)

Jan-Marten de Boer

Oddware Anthologies ain't a bad idea! Yeah there's certainly plenty of stuff to gather up into categories like that. Like I've got a whole box of mice themed after transportation, and another filled with sports devices, and another of kids peripherals that look like cartoons...

LGR

It's somehow not as gimmicky and yet WORSE than I imagined, haha

LGR

The very concept of a mouse that makes endless noise anytime you move it... still truly confuses me

LGR

really squeaked by with that pun there

LGR

Yeah I don't know why I hadn't thought of doing it before! Other than the self-inflicted shame of having so much stuff that I haven't yet covered, haha. It does give some nice depth to the shot though.

LGR

Ha, awesome. I sure do have a rapidly growing number of 5.25" oddities. Even received some as donations at VCF Midwest!

LGR

Glad to hear, I think so too!

LGR

Heh...no I definitely didn't just buy one of them, why do you ask? 🙄

LGR

Yes! Truly so awful that it's wonderful

LGR

All default, I believe! Arrow keys for movement, and I use the mouse for aiming and firing most weapons

LGR

What are your descent keybindings? It's always interesting to see how people play

Cursed mice

Filip and Tracy

I'm definitely down for weird assorted items (Oddware Anthologies, as it were.) Maybe one that's all the food-related or all the car-themed peripherals?

Steve Lovelace

Thank you for that Clint. I LOL'd so hard when you got to the "melody mouse". It was comically bad. Imagine paying $20 for that back in the day. Good stuff.

Jason Foster

oh that melody mouse is something else. beautiful

eveningdreamer

Should we call these The Three Mouseketeers?

Ryan Helinski

The computer storage makes for a really great background when you are talking straight to the camera

Ok, Weird Drivebay Things is a cool idea.

Timothy Kepple

I liked this format! It's a neat way to cover smaller weird things like these.

Robert Launder

speaking of weird mice, found this while browsing the other day https://buyee.jp/item/yahoo/auction/v775820196

SupaPhly

That so-called multimedia mouse is gloriously bad in a super low budget gimmicky fashion :-D

Wizardling

I could have sworn there was a video featuring it before, though.

Headset Guy

I had the opportunity to use the Mouse-Burger at VCF. It was... an experience.

Headset Guy

Thanks, I look forward to making it! And yeah I cannot imagine the lag on a 386... what a silly thing

LGR

Haha, that last mouse was so funny :D And it was supposed to work with a 386, so I guess the lag for every sound would be even worse. I watched the VFCMW panel, it was great :) Looking forward to your video about it.

Uncleawesome

I have a few old wireless things, they're not too awful with line of sight! Like this wireless keyboard from 1984: https://youtu.be/olmM3tNqHys

LGR

6:11 Wireless mouse in 1995?! Wonder how bad it was

Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run, They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a thing in your life, As three blind mice?

Gadgetman


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