Earworm Concept

Happy Weekend Everyone! (Kazoo SFX)

Unrelated to the Nalia Earworms - I’ll find one to post tomorrow, swearsies! - I had this idea I had while chatting with a friend. Basically, misplaced Naruto post fight with Sasuke, legit after the war fight, still human, still alive. Just…also acts as a ‘Enforcer’ of sorts.

Y’all tell me your thoughts of these snippets.

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“We’ll give you a …boon to assist in your corralling of these rulebreakers–“

“Quick question, giant dragon guy!”

“Yes?”

“Do other demons smell like you do?”

“…Elaborate. Quickly.” Satan deadpanned.

“You smell like uh…fire? A really really BIIIIG fire.” The one armed human flailed his arm around. “Like SUUUUPER big. They smell like that?”

“Maybe.”

“Cool! There’s three over behind that wall.” The human pointed at the wall near him and three Greedborn Loansharks poked their heads up,

“He’s onto us! Run!”

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“What PART of “Its Our Job” don’t you f—king understand?!” The tall imp Naruto had tied up and stripped to his underwear - so wild that demons wore those too- kicked his legs furiously.

“Oh, I get it, but it’s MY job to make sure you cute little fiery-toads get back to your dad!” Naruto beamed.

“…Elaborate. Quickly.” The short girly sounding one and the tallest Imp deadpanned while the girl – well, he thought she was a girl, she was the curviest one there – tilted her head in confusion.

“You know, big dragon looking guy? Muscles as big as a house? He’s got the same horns you do. Called himself King Santa, or something?” Naruto muttered and then shrugged.

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“Didn’t I catch you three weeks ago?” Naruto frowned as he came across a human woman and a human man putting the imps on a fire. “And…weren’t there three of you?”

“Yeah, Moxxie f–ked up–Huyyh!” The tall Imp grunted as the girl kicked him in the gut. The humans chose that moment to interject.

“Lookie here hun, got us another tasty looking meal!” The big guy with the gun jeered.

“I wanna fuck him fore we eat him, Bo! He’s a cutie, and I’m in need of fresh rigor mortis in my (You Can’t Say That On Television)!”

Naruto stared at the two humans that were talking about another person being there. He looked around and then pointed at himself with his one hand.

“Are you two talking about me?”

“He’s an idiot, Martha. He probably hasn’t even had sex yet.”

“Ooh, I love breaking virgins!”

“…Eh, not interested. You smell like…blood.” Naruto deadpanned. They pointed shotguns at him and he pointed at the imps. “Hey, by the way…You know they’re fireproof, right? Can the ropes you tied them in withstand that fire?”

“What?!” The two humans cried out before the Imps leapt at them with war cries and began to scuffle. Naruto scratched his head.

“Huh, I guess not.”

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