The storm pressed against the walls of the shack, its voice a low and endless growl. Wind found every gap in the wood, howling through cracks, rattling the loose shutters until they clapped like old bones. Inside, the air was thick with dust and the sharp tang of damp earth.
A she-wolf lay weak on her side, ribs rising and falling shallowly, her golden eyes dim but resolute. She had nothing left but the pup pressed against her belly. The little one — a periwinkle-coated husky with bla...
2025-09-14 12:00:16 +0000 UTC
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…So yeah, while at work I just had a bunch of free time and had a fun little idea.
2025-09-13 22:20:01 +0000 UTC
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He’s just your average Skelly Guy trying to live the average skelly life. Shame he’s surrounded by a bunch of meat-sacks.
2025-09-13 16:42:12 +0000 UTC
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…He’s his mother’s son, that’s for true.
2025-09-13 15:41:25 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: Don't own PJO or Naruto.
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"Well, that was…a chapter." Hazel mumbled. She felt eyes on her and shrank into Frank's side. "How do I make them stop?"
"Just keep reading." He advised.
"Okay." Hazel cleared her throat. "A Little White Lie."
"Interest, consider yourself peaked." Hermes grinned.
"You scoundrel." Apollo smirked.
"Don't hate."
"Me? Never."
"Would the both of you pl...
2025-09-13 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: Bonesboy15 doesn't own Helluva Boss or Naruto. The following is a written work of fan-fiction. It contains adult language and situations. Reader discretion is advised.
One Knuckleheaded Glutton
"6969"
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It was so fucking cold.
Loona shivered as she wandered through the wastes. Her arms and tail wound tight around her body. Frost built along her fur and...
2025-09-12 15:45:06 +0000 UTC
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Dunno why I dragged my feet, but as my lovely members can see, the Discord is active! Alive! But I’m not long for this world, so I bid you good eve.
Or night.
Whatever, another Reading chapter gets posted on Saturday!
2025-09-11 23:59:39 +0000 UTC
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LP/MHA Shenannigans Improved on…because I found some idears
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In another world, where gods and magic are real, dimensions have collapsed and intertwined, and quirks are not society’s driving force, two individuals got on the wrong side of a very powerful witch. Now, they are in a Japan not too dissimilar to their own. Only, something called Quirks were everywhere.
“So if I understand this right,” Pro Hero Eraserhead rubbed his brows. “These two teenagers were ...
2025-09-11 21:51:58 +0000 UTC
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The sheets he’d swaddled himself in were light enough to let him feel a portion of the cool autumn breeze. Faintly aware of his surroundings, sleep called to him.
His eyes opened when the door opened with a high-pitched creak. Darkness had enveloped the room. He checked his phone, set atop the surface of his bedside table. The room was illuminated by electronic light the moment it was lifted.
White numeric symbols flared atop the blank black canvas that acted as the L...
2025-09-08 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Okay, alright, first weekend of September. Right. Okay.
So! Quick recap for those unfamiliar/new: Moving sucks (I’m moving three states over to be closer to family); Job Hunting sucks (hunting for jobs out of state is a pain in the A-hole); Life (the board game) sucks, or at least my luck in it is awful…so basically my life is chaos.
Furthermore, bad news. Lunar Phases II ch 5 will be on hold until after the move is complete. My life is just too chaotic right ...
2025-09-06 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Naruto. All rights belong exclusively to the respective and current IP owners, creators, editors, etc., and so forth.
Lunar Phases II: Manifesto
Crocodile Tears
0brk0
"'One of these days, Alice. One of these days. Bam, Pow, Zoom! Straight to the Moon!' An oft paraphrased quote from comedic actor Jackie Gleason's character Ralph Kramden of The Honeymooners
2025-08-30 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hi there, readers! Good News! Lunar Phases II ch 4 is finally finished and will post this weekend. Sorry for the long wait.
Furthermore I found GEMS on a memory stick while I was packing. Gems that I’m only posting here, for now.
Enjoy and have a Happy Monday!
0 What If…Handsome Jack Took Over Hell? 0
“Charlie, right? Hey, cool, I’m filling in for your dad, he owes me a favor,” said a man with a mask that lo...
2025-08-25 11:44:00 +0000 UTC
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It needs one more gloss over…but I’ve made you all wait long enough…so have a snippet.
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Yep. You’re going to die. You’re going to die and it’s going to be your fault, Idiot. The Fox grumbled. It sighed and he could imagine that it was rubbing one of its massive hand-like paws over its face. I should focus on the positive here; at least I’ll be free of your stupidity afterwards. Sure, being lost to the whims of the Ginnungagap doesn’t sound ideal, bu...
2025-08-20 20:00:07 +0000 UTC
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For the Shiggles…Shizz n Giggles. Or S1 Shigaraki Fans. Idk how they identify. I don’t own these characters. This is just funny to me.
Fanboy Shigaraki, USJ encounter alternate take
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Shigaraki: We are the League of Villains, and we are here for All Might! To kill him!
Eraserhead: Okay. Counter argument—
Shigaraki: *dramatic gasp* Eraserhead?! No one told me you taught at U.A.! I'm such a huge fan!
Eraserhead: …Ye...
2025-08-19 14:14:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey all, been a wild crazy past few months. Job hunting three states over, apartment hunting from a different commonwealth, not updating frequently like an awful content creator…Buuut it’s the tail end of my birthday weekend, and now I’m flying home to get back to the grind.
Chapter 4 of Lunar Phases II is in its final stretch (seriously, the drag it’s been; I’m so sorry) and come mid week I’ll have a one-off Earworm post inspired by another
2025-08-17 12:00:14 +0000 UTC
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2025-08-09 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Something I’ve been dragging my feet on. A small snippet/preview.
Helluva Boss & Naruto aren’t mine. I just like to develop the multiverse that came to be after they got picked up and promoted to us plebeians.
Enjoy!
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(Now: Gluttony, Beelzehaven Tower, Apartment 616)
“Last box of your horse crap is coming in,” Loona said from where she lounged on the brand new lush, multi-piece sofa. With her phone ...
2025-08-08 17:44:56 +0000 UTC
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So…moving is making life hectic. Job hunts are going…yeah. And then I’m still finishing up my time at my place of current employment…
I’ve gotten two more sentences into chapter four of LP II, but on the plus side, I found more Earworms in my notes on my phone!
Oddly relatable, too…
Enjoy!
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(Sometime before LPII - Ch 1)
“…Whiskers, we need to talk about this.”
“About what?”
“This!...
2025-08-04 02:46:56 +0000 UTC
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So, hi guys. Been a minute. Been job hunting. Packing. Moving toward the coast. It’s been…so fun.
I don’t have any Lunar Phases updates, and outside of my personal life problems, there’s not much going on. I do have this, for you lovely Members though!
Enjoy, and apologies if I butchered any Spanish. Last time I used it was…let’s not get into that
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Disclaimer: Bonesboy15 doesn't own Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss
2025-07-28 12:00:20 +0000 UTC
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As promised, the delayed chapter’s preview
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Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Naruto. All rights belong exclusively to the current owners, creators, editors, etc., and so forth.
Lunar Phases II: Manifesto
Chapter IV Preview
0brk0
"Annabeth, you didn't say anything about working with The Hunters." Thalia grumbled, holding a long glare with the who-knows-how-old pubescent girl tha...
2025-07-16 12:47:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey all! It’s that wonderful time again, where I give you a peek into my IRL struggles and try to remain in your merciful graces (*cough*wallet*cough*).
First, family health debacles. We all face it at some point or another and some unfortunately suffer with it more frequently than others. It is now my time, but that’s all private family drama I won’t subject you to, (but will shamelessly inform you all of).
Next, financial woes. Shocking, right? Well, to be blunt, I’m job...
2025-07-13 15:25:16 +0000 UTC
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Another night of rest is ended as reality slams back into me with the sharp yowl of a cat.
Domestic pets were turned into scavengers after their owners were either assimilated into or consumed by The Horde. Dogs tended to roam in packs of their own across the country; shepherds, labradors and retrievers the most commonly sighted. Most smaller breeds were either picked off by other predators or lost to disease early on. Cats tended to linger around the cities and suburbs, hunting the sma...
2025-07-07 15:00:20 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: Don't own PJO or the Whiske
2025-07-05 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Shocking absolutely no one, especially me, Fanfiction.Net has once more decided not to work. I guess you guys get an early preview? Meh, if you would rather wait for it there, I understand.
Have a Happy 2nd of July Everyone!
EDIT: The site works again, I’m going to make this available to all members.
2025-07-02 19:39:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey hey, everybody. Happy 1st of July! …oh dear Primus it’s already July…these years just keep slipping by faster…Anyway, now that we’ve all shared that tidbit of existential dread, some updates!
Reading Lunar Phases’ next chapter is primed and ready to launch on July 5th, at 0700 EST on the dot. LP II ch 4 is cruising along so much smoother than the last chapter, and should be out by the end of the month. I think it’...
2025-07-01 17:03:37 +0000 UTC
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I said I’d have something and here it is!
For context (and minor spoilers):
Bruno - Midday Lycanroc
Charlie - Absol
Damos - Houndoom
Elric - Manectric
Garmr - Alpha-sized Hisuian Arcanine
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“Whiskers..”
“Yep. I see it.” Whiskers dragged his hand down his face. “At least we’re still bipeds.”
“Small miracles.” Tha...
2025-06-30 01:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy Weekend Everyone! (Kazoo SFX)
Unrelated to the Nalia Earworms - I’ll find one to post tomorrow, swearsies! - I had this idea I had while chatting with a friend. Basically, misplaced Naruto post fight with Sasuke, legit after the war fight, still human, still alive. Just…also acts as a ‘Enforcer’ of sorts.
Y’all tell me your thoughts of these snippets.
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“We’ll give you a …boon to assist in your corralling of these rulebreaker...
2025-06-29 01:24:49 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Naruto. All rights belong exclusively to the current owners, creators, editors, etc., and so forth.
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Antagonizing an Ancient Assailant
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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
– 'The Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin.
LPIILPI...
2025-06-21 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Okay, happy Saturday 14th all! Y’all survived the 13th, right? …Good! My WiFi got annihilated and on top of that I had to replace the water heater. Real life is so freakin’ fun, amirite?
Anyway, you guys don’t care about that, you want the deets…Right? Enough stalling, getting on with it.
LP II Ch 3 will post on Saturday 21 (Juneteenth was too optimistic; I have a lot of things to do that day), so regretably, I am postponing Reading Luna...
2025-06-14 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hi all! So, LP II ch 3 is just about done, I’d say another week to tweak it should have it ready. I’m aiming for Juneteenth, but if not then, then definitely that following Saturday.
Not much else going on, so, have an Earworm!
WTF meets OKG
“So…” The tall, fox like Hellhound leaned forward to look the shorter Foxfiend in the eye. “You’re supposed to be me?”
“No.” The Foxfiend crossed his arms. “I’m better than ...
2025-06-11 16:00:11 +0000 UTC
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