Premium 316: The War To Make Sense
Added 2024-07-22 21:00:05 +0000 UTCBob is in this one somewhere, as well as a new and different—perhaps even better—Bob. Also debuting Pimpin' Friends LLC
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Returning in 2025, crying.
AL
2025-03-02 15:25:08 +0000 UTCTuna Tacotuesday?
Mark Hardgrove
2024-07-30 02:28:43 +0000 UTCSomehow the boys have invented a Japanese-style friend rental in their own roundabout way, which, in all honesty, was not on my bingo card
Neil Y
2024-07-30 02:03:51 +0000 UTCBob actually gave an interview a few years ago where he said he was a fan of Wu Tang Clan lmao
Suckingham Phallus
2024-07-29 15:52:10 +0000 UTCDaggum protect daggum DJ Smokey
fuck
2024-07-29 12:37:35 +0000 UTCMy little brother was obsessed with Fireman at like 3 or 4 years old. He for sure thought it was about our local public servicemen. So hype he’d be bouncin off the walls of my truck. 😂
Katharine
2024-07-29 11:51:08 +0000 UTCIs Aaron ever on these?
Ineloquent Reverie
2024-07-26 20:46:15 +0000 UTCIf Louis C.K. wasn't cancelled I would link his sketch about an obnoxious, entitled little shit-kid throwing his jacket and backpack on the ground at daycare, and "his weak, piece of shit mother, picking up after him and appologizing". I guess the Netanyahu laundry thing has a bit of a "rick james fuck your coach" energy to it as well.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-26 14:25:50 +0000 UTC"The quiet American?" Fiction, I'm assuming? Boom - roasted.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-26 14:14:57 +0000 UTCListen, I'm not saying that to insult Kamala Harris. I'm saying, Trump and his minions will try to go there and she should use the Eminem strategy. You bring up your weaknesses and/or things you know they will attack first and get everyone laughing so the haters have nothing to attack.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-26 04:19:11 +0000 UTC“in his PENIS?!” 😂
Deanna W.
2024-07-26 00:43:31 +0000 UTCRural sexual 🤣
Courtney
2024-07-25 14:12:20 +0000 UTCBob Dylan admits to selling his soul to the devil for fame and riches. https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/s/uu6uIW77LB Thought of u guys
LAKE R▲DIO
2024-07-25 10:28:02 +0000 UTCBob Porn: High-Functioning Strokeaholic
Galen
2024-07-25 07:58:51 +0000 UTCWhen Tarence said "I was layin' on the couch, eatin' chocolate and doin crosswords" I felt like he held a mirror up to me that I wasn't ready to look into.
æmbər
2024-07-25 03:01:11 +0000 UTCHas anyone suggested league of extra-ordinary gentleman yet?
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-07-25 01:47:06 +0000 UTCI just want to go on the record and say that I love the baby Bob Dylan/Cartman voice. I laugh so fucking hard every time he shows up in an episode. ignore the haters
Patrick
2024-07-25 00:25:50 +0000 UTCReminded me of roadside picnic for some reason
Lee Korotash-Gullett
2024-07-24 22:26:44 +0000 UTC“We live in a society… autofill: where we have to be careful about what we say and do not say anything about what we do or say or say or do anything about it”
Lee Korotash-Gullett
2024-07-24 22:26:04 +0000 UTCBeen out of touch awhile. So good to come back. One of the funniest things I can remember hearing. Delightful. Thanks.
M
2024-07-24 17:43:28 +0000 UTCDefinitely Chris Hitler.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-24 17:00:27 +0000 UTCSpeaking of bad last names there are two guys in my industry with these names: Bill Moist and Chris Hitler. Not sure which is worse
Al Harris
2024-07-24 15:35:53 +0000 UTCYou're really perfecting Bob, eventually you're reach Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours and be a Bob impression expert
Trixie
2024-07-24 14:59:49 +0000 UTCThat's COACH Porn to you guys
Trixie
2024-07-24 14:33:21 +0000 UTCYou can do better, dude
William
2024-07-24 13:28:02 +0000 UTCisis--also a dope metal band
carl
2024-07-24 12:44:28 +0000 UTCNearly wrecked my car laughing so hard at this episode on the way home from work yesterday. Now to be fair, I was also stroking my shit at the time. But, nevertheless
Tanner Johnson
2024-07-24 10:53:11 +0000 UTCTarence in his Machiavellian, scheming, ways even did the Cartman lightly enough that it was hilarious. He can’t keep getting away with it.
Percy Plump
2024-07-24 09:06:26 +0000 UTCOH MY FUCKING GOD THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE??
Percy Plump
2024-07-24 08:56:26 +0000 UTCI think I work up my SO laughing at Bob Porn stroking.
Denny Kuespert
2024-07-24 04:42:26 +0000 UTCSomebody needs to turn Tom on to Ur Fav Granny https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6wJy1K1jNE&pp=ygUNdXIgZmF2IGdyYW5ueQ%3D%3D
Al Harris
2024-07-23 22:52:02 +0000 UTCHonestly, I'm into MILFs, I might vote for her.
Luke S
2024-07-23 22:12:09 +0000 UTCPorn guy’s name is Bernie Porn. Saw that article too. 99% of all loads are being accepted
Brian Zug
2024-07-23 19:57:54 +0000 UTCHmmm, I used to think that, compared to men*, it was us women that got shafted (pause) in life what with all the misery the fertile years bring, but I guess I was wrong. (* to be fair men put up with us bitching about all the womenly shit, so it balances out in the end. I know that’s terribly unwoke to say, lol)
Jessica S
2024-07-23 18:46:24 +0000 UTCThe idea of him answering back with his own TikTok kills me, lol.
Jessica S
2024-07-23 18:30:33 +0000 UTCI watched a lot of CBN in the bleakest parts of my childhood even though I was never Christian. It felt like I should know what they really say around each other for some reason. I remember watching pat robertson explain that how demonic possession worked. He drew concentric rings on a giant pad. He told us that the soul has layers like an onion and the worse the possession was the deeper the layer of your soul onion had been possessed. I couldn’t believe he would say that stuff seriously and it kinda felt scary to be an atheist in south and hear him sound a few steps from saying we should probably drown the “possessed”. To this day zoning out to the 700 club makes me think of depression
BookMisser
2024-07-23 17:53:21 +0000 UTCOh yeah and the whole time my childhood priest was swinging chains and yelling at me
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-07-23 16:46:40 +0000 UTCThe story of the chains guy sounds like someone describing a dream. “There was a flower guy but he was also someone I went to high school with and then he was me. And then there was a cat and then the cat turned into a drunk sorority girl and then back into a cat and then the car hit the cat. And then my buddy Ben showed up and we got ice cream and then I woke up.”
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-07-23 16:42:53 +0000 UTC"Was hitler metrosexual" the greatest thread in the history of forums, closed and archived after 30,456 posts of heated argument over a 6 month period
Adam Edwards
2024-07-23 15:30:41 +0000 UTCAre you saying we are about to see the hypocrisy of the right when someone dies?
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-23 15:05:29 +0000 UTCThat was truly a "hinge of history" moment.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-23 15:04:32 +0000 UTCCertified classic ep right here
Dingus
2024-07-23 14:41:48 +0000 UTCOmfg he's obsessed with this topic, heres a second. Also I only scanned it but wow he's dumb, and a nerd. For some reason I thought the nrx guys were more interesting evil than this. https://graymirror.substack.com/p/the-tolkien-system-of-social-roles
Richie A
2024-07-23 14:41:41 +0000 UTCI saw this referenced on Twitter recently (content warning: it's from the depraved and pretentious mind of Curtis Yarvin) and I immediately wondered if this could be what Tarence half remembered about someone making a claim that Lord of the Rings was a parable about racial hierarchies? https://graymirror.substack.com/p/you-can-only-lose-the-culture-war
Richie A
2024-07-23 14:33:09 +0000 UTC“Let’s go get lunch” is so much funnier knowing what happened immediately after y’all stopped recording lmao
voteforjefe
2024-07-23 14:27:11 +0000 UTCfun fact: Jesse Dylan (brother of Jakob, father of Pablo) directed the "Yes We Can" music video
Andrew
2024-07-23 14:25:37 +0000 UTCRest in ever-strokin' peace, Coach Bob Dylan Porn.
AL
2024-07-23 13:41:14 +0000 UTCTerrence says he’s looking at hot people on Twitter who follow him. Terrence liked my selfie on Twitter this week. I am the chosen one.
sortition crank
2024-07-23 13:41:10 +0000 UTCA loose nonproductive cough is a cough of a person who’s choking because he’s too weak to produce something from the cough
Dude of H-town
2024-07-23 11:32:25 +0000 UTCHoping they'd mention the white middle aged guy who abandoned his wife and daughter to become a break dancer. Daughter made a tiktok about it, and he answered that tiktok with his own, with an American flag and a Bitcoin flag on his wall behind him
Andrew Dunn
2024-07-23 10:45:37 +0000 UTCThat would kill half the audience.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-23 06:26:45 +0000 UTCThey have something on Kamala, see every "Joe and the Hoe" bumpersticker. Who knows if that would really stick but I think she should lean into it and say "yeah I spit on that thang" in the first debate.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-23 05:56:13 +0000 UTCSo that’s why he sounds so different from episode 1
Al Harris
2024-07-23 04:06:42 +0000 UTCThe bustard epithet comes from the idea that a man born out of wedlock was "born of sin" and therefore was assumed to be sinful himself and irredeemable
Taz
2024-07-23 03:12:31 +0000 UTCYou guys were really acting like this was a bad one while being the first podcast to go from 2 Chainz to Thomas Paine in one step
Some Guy
2024-07-23 03:01:15 +0000 UTCTom: we’re losing language. *tarence doing eric cartman voice of bob dylan nephew*: but momm
mitsucherrie
2024-07-23 02:29:14 +0000 UTCI was cracking up when I heard about "Pablo Dylan" and then I googled a picture of him and laughed even harder.
Richard Cochnar
2024-07-23 02:15:26 +0000 UTCYou see, the boys never asked why bob kept stroking his shit - the flacidity of his, uh, member, and the quickness of his strokes indicated how satisfied or disappointed he was with their performance
William
2024-07-23 02:11:34 +0000 UTCHearing you fellas laughing your ass off at friend pimping genuinely reminds me of when I used to have friends.
Luke S
2024-07-23 01:59:44 +0000 UTCThe duality of podcasting, one week the paranoid ramblings as if a handler is at the door, the next, a lively discussion on Pablo Dylan.
Holden Daniels
2024-07-23 01:39:30 +0000 UTCBiden is a staunch Latina. He is a gaymen. He is a black lotus, and my mother. And me? I'm jon; from the podjon podcast. And you are welcome, to me.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-23 01:08:06 +0000 UTCI honesty talk to myself in that voice now; alone
Wilford
2024-07-23 00:23:07 +0000 UTCWhat would Jesus do? I don’t know because Jesus died when he was younger than me. Did Jesus ever have his sagging old nuts dip in the toilet water?
Wilford
2024-07-23 00:20:32 +0000 UTCIgnore the haters, the Dylan stuff is always funny
Andrew Price
2024-07-23 00:08:49 +0000 UTCStrokin my shit as the titanic’s hull snaps
Clammy_Damp
2024-07-22 23:28:33 +0000 UTCI kinda wish I had saved the last episode for after this one in retrospect. When I heard "let's go get lunch" I was like damn if only they knew what was waiting for them.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-22 23:19:30 +0000 UTCI mean I completed the episode. Not myself.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-22 23:05:43 +0000 UTCStroked my shit to this entire episode, but not to completion.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-22 23:04:15 +0000 UTCNOT Bob Porn though
Johnny S.
2024-07-22 23:03:37 +0000 UTCFunny that this is the episode that was ready when they heard Biden quit
SoldierBlue
2024-07-22 23:01:17 +0000 UTCNew drinking game: take a shot every time you hear, stroking his shit
Mary Radford
2024-07-22 22:54:29 +0000 UTCTarence, in a recent episode you mentioned how you seem to sit on your balls more often as you get older. You were so goddamn right about that.
Alex Hennessey
2024-07-22 22:23:30 +0000 UTCTarance fluctuating wildly between Hank Hillon and Eric Cartman was the highlight of my workday
Cthulhusbedandbreakfast
2024-07-22 22:13:14 +0000 UTCY'all aren't charging enough for these elite tier riffs.
Gorrozolla aka AntiLinguist
2024-07-22 22:13:10 +0000 UTC🎼see it’s a cold world, so homie bundle up, we ain’t on this grind for nothing so get your hustle up🎼
M
2024-07-22 21:58:03 +0000 UTCNow I have songs stuck in my head, lol!
Jessica S
2024-07-22 21:30:31 +0000 UTCThat's already a thing. YouTube "Hank Trill". He's got mad mixtapes out. Boomhower and Dale Gribble included. "Propane Money" is fire. Clean and renewable fire.
The Hollywood Hater
2024-07-22 21:23:56 +0000 UTCGrossest intro
Emily Epstein (unrelated to the bad guy)
2024-07-22 21:18:31 +0000 UTCIt’s so crazy how long I’ve been following since naked capitalism on my android. I feel like we’re playing violins on the titanic together. If you gentlemen find time to sing Charley Pride on a pee break the team would ‘preciate ya
Wilford
2024-07-22 21:16:25 +0000 UTCHell yeah dude How great is our pod, our pod is an awesome pod
Sage
2024-07-22 21:07:25 +0000 UTCY'all need to a election night live stream with the deprogram and truanon and chapo traphouse
Harley Hirst
2024-07-22 21:04:05 +0000 UTCLike Labor and capital this one came first
McMiller
2024-07-22 21:03:44 +0000 UTCAnother one already? Hell yeah, this is why I subscribe
Andrew Ratcliffe
2024-07-22 21:03:03 +0000 UTC
