Premium 313: Zune Nudes
Added 2024-07-08 21:51:19 +0000 UTCAnother thrilling and exciting round of The Ethicist (long live Grunge Biggie)
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Can attest to the red-winged black birds being a tad aggro. Accidentally stepped near some territory in some cattails. Got swooped at a bit. (Listening to the backlog so cleaning goes easier today.
Spiders in a Trenchcoat
2024-09-30 14:52:21 +0000 UTCJD vance as vice president? The trillbillies are truly sages
Hxp
2024-07-15 18:44:42 +0000 UTCMinor comment Relevant to the ep 351: the only two patreons I subscribe to are this one and contrapoints. I feel like yall oughta be friends 🥺
Edy Richardson
2024-07-15 12:55:52 +0000 UTCNews over here played an interview with a dipshit doofus wearing an Obama-esque "Hope" t-shirt - but with Trump giving two middle fingers - about what happened, and it felt very "of the moment". If you didn't have any context for it it just looked like you were talking to a guy in an ICP-esque band t-shirt, but transposing a weird sense of "very somber politics happening" over it for no real reason. //It feels correct that this reality-bending moron would be shot in the outer part of his ear when someone tries to assassinate him. It's so profoundly unlikely that the bullet wouldn't plow through his head and kill him instantly, but because he has moved through the world so far like he has probability-manipulation-powers, it makes sense that the attempt on his life accidentally plays out like how guys drunkenly fantasize about gun-kata.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-14 14:50:26 +0000 UTCI need your thots in these trying times
Charlie
2024-07-14 14:14:45 +0000 UTCBiden campaign holding hands on that Thelma & Loise shit
mexicanhalloween .
2024-07-14 03:34:55 +0000 UTCTrump assassination attempt. Ready for my slop.
Jack Hand
2024-07-13 23:58:16 +0000 UTCWonder if the skinny one likes wiseman by slightly
Weston King
2024-07-13 02:03:58 +0000 UTCMore Tom singing plz
Armadillo_leaf
2024-07-12 19:49:34 +0000 UTC"Pool nimbys" in an ostensibly public pool is quite something.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-12 19:31:33 +0000 UTCBABEH BAYBEHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
hatsune kiku
2024-07-12 01:21:46 +0000 UTCFucking hilarious!!! Love you guys. Thanks for turning my frown upside down
Courtney
2024-07-12 00:28:48 +0000 UTCif Brandon manages to both hold onto the nomination and win re-election, they should have Grunge Biggie perform at his second inauguration in a show of corpse solidarity
Andrew
2024-07-11 12:35:04 +0000 UTCIt’s a genuine tragedy that you guys didn’t come up with anti-racist Dexter during the summer of 2021
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-07-11 02:37:32 +0000 UTCYall are shittin gold with Grunge Biggie..
Jilly
2024-07-11 02:32:13 +0000 UTCCriss-cross apple sauce
Subscriber 1
2024-07-10 21:30:03 +0000 UTChttps://open.spotify.com/prerelease/4WawpFwSdCXkL5RIcQrxtJ?si=bTwcPu7XRleEFxEwE5BOqg
Evan
2024-07-10 19:46:23 +0000 UTCAs soon as this dropped I thought some one found my creative zen I lost in boston subway of 2007 that had some exclusive nudes on :x
minty
2024-07-10 16:08:07 +0000 UTCI was really hoping Tom would read Biden’s open letter in the format of a telegram.
billy
2024-07-10 13:01:37 +0000 UTCI still have my zune, no nudes, just tunes.
Brolin Xavier
2024-07-10 12:59:06 +0000 UTCYea I had an old Sony with this like, little cylinder on it you could flip back and forth to skip/rewind. In hindsight it kinda looked like a mini vape pen before those were a thing haha
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-10 12:31:09 +0000 UTCThe best MP3 player is one of those cheap ass SD card players that you put songs on like a flash drive. I had one with a click wheel that was way better than Zune/iPod.
Tyler Pittman
2024-07-10 06:09:06 +0000 UTCIt’s cross cross applesauce, duh.
Alex
2024-07-09 23:49:21 +0000 UTC“Let us note how the Yakubian Devil has defaced the Zune with his genitals.”
ben shull
2024-07-09 22:40:53 +0000 UTCA lesson I've come across in life is, when some says something and you don't know what to say, say "Hell yeah" and let your tone say the rest. I think this goes with the 'should I say I love you back'. "I love you" "Hell yeah, babe."
Vincent
2024-07-09 22:15:27 +0000 UTCI really can't think of how to even talk about it, but just listening to you dumbasses being friends, talking about mundane bullshit, riffing on cock rock etc, is so utterly reassuring on a lot of levels. Keep it real all you freaks.
AL
2024-07-09 22:14:21 +0000 UTCSounds like another stoner episode.
Rob Ford
2024-07-09 21:46:34 +0000 UTChands in your lap
panda-roux
2024-07-09 20:05:26 +0000 UTCYou do have to stick around just to make sure they didn’t abandon your kid or build a new crib right over top of them for their kids 😂 My favorite part is how they get the babies ‘back,’ lest they grow up thinking they really are bluebirds or whatever
Eva
2024-07-09 19:36:26 +0000 UTCThe boys take on HIPAA
panda-roux
2024-07-09 19:28:21 +0000 UTCI might consider having a kid if it was viable i just dropped it off in some other person's house and they think they had it. You know, for the bit.
æmbər
2024-07-09 19:09:35 +0000 UTCIcterids (blackbirds, orioles, etc) are all fucking nuts. Everyone out here is always yelling about corvids, but I vote we all yell about new world blackbirds.
æmbər
2024-07-09 19:09:06 +0000 UTCBob Dylan is jerking it on live
dick titball
2024-07-09 17:42:36 +0000 UTCHell yeah 5" for errands, 2 or less for athletics
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-09 16:53:54 +0000 UTCNo they didn't lmao. He would have had to upload them using the Zune program on PC
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-09 16:52:33 +0000 UTCStraight from the desk of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.- "oh hell no you don't ".
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-07-09 16:29:01 +0000 UTCPretzel style!
Andrew
2024-07-09 16:23:54 +0000 UTCLove it when the boys are recording in the same room great ep as usual. #BBBD (Bring Back Bob Dylan)
E. GONZO
2024-07-09 16:14:51 +0000 UTCIve heard Indian style be called "crisscross applesauce"
Dingus
2024-07-09 15:36:17 +0000 UTCCowbirds, now that’s a hilarious bunch. Brood Parasitism is something that would be really funny if humans did it.
Eva
2024-07-09 14:05:36 +0000 UTCThe Christopher Walken gold watch monologue from Pulp Fiction, but about a pickelhaube instead
voteforjefe
2024-07-09 13:39:01 +0000 UTCGrunge Dolly https://youtu.be/plUD6vN80dg?si=eSfUx60vZhzjORjJ
Eternal Garb
2024-07-09 13:35:36 +0000 UTCGrunge Biggie bless and protect us all
splinkerbell
2024-07-09 13:05:09 +0000 UTCAs the father of two IVF egg donor babies: it absolutely matters. We also kept that information close to the vest, and it is still difficult for my wife to hear someone talk about the baby having her features somehow, even though that is obviously impossible.
Adam Bojak
2024-07-09 12:59:42 +0000 UTCDid zunes even have cameras? Putting nudes on that thing took some real determination 🫡
voteforjefe
2024-07-09 12:50:02 +0000 UTCFuck yeah everclear
Denny Kuespert
2024-07-09 10:42:27 +0000 UTCFuck yeah Seven Mary Three
Bil
2024-07-09 05:03:47 +0000 UTCI remember shopping for a Zune at a CompUSA in the mid 00s. The clerk was showing it to a dude next to me. It was charged and lit up. He was impressed. He then pressed it to his ear....
Erika Stecz
2024-07-09 04:15:07 +0000 UTCAre you happy, you animals? You had to keep going on about how terrible Neil Yonge was. You had to make Tarence feel as SMALL AS A MOUSE. Now you sleep in the bed you made. You listen to the sound of that poor broken man fingering his bellybutton and you think about what you've done. You selfish Philistines
Gorrozolla aka AntiLinguist
2024-07-09 04:09:53 +0000 UTCIm glad you guys are having fun
Daniel E
2024-07-09 04:04:34 +0000 UTC"I sent my nuuuudes down to Aaaaafrica" are the new canonical lyrics to Toto's Africa.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-09 03:31:24 +0000 UTCThe way I heard it the "Michael Jackson sleeps in an oxygen-tent at night" was something seeded to the press by Michael Jackson's team, ostensibly to make people dismiss all the crazy details that got reported about his life as obvious lies by the media. ..I dunno how successful that strategy is when things you demonstrably do - like walking around with a chimp dressed up as you - are right there beside the more hyper-specific weird details about your life. "Look at them lying about me. Can you believe I would sleep in an oxygen-tent every night?" "...uhm, actually yes. And given what we know now - like how you were using propofol like normal people tucker themself out with a cup of chamomile tea before bed - yes I can, Michael."
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-07-09 03:20:03 +0000 UTCgot drunk (on boone's farm) n smoked weed for the first time at a band practice cum house party way back in the mid-90s anyway it's a time honored tradition also as a hs adherent to "snitches get stitches" i was once told to write an essay on why "community accountability" was important the thesis of which was that solidarity against the oppressive classes is the most community building thing i must've made that vice principal so tired 😂 well done boys
Laura
2024-07-09 02:48:20 +0000 UTCAs an adopted person, it really does matter where one comes from.
Mark Hardgrove
2024-07-09 02:32:45 +0000 UTCThanks, boys. This one had me cackling on a long day. 💜 p.s. in the Midwest we say you sit "criss cross applesauce".
Kallie Schell
2024-07-09 02:23:57 +0000 UTCYou guys are doing 🔥🔥🔥, keep up the Zune references!
Robert Parkinson
2024-07-09 01:41:50 +0000 UTCI’m telling mom you said that
William
2024-07-09 01:17:16 +0000 UTCTom's advice on holding hands just cleared up a lot of stuff for me
Jackman Ochs
2024-07-09 01:08:49 +0000 UTCBelieve it or not, it's been criss cross applesauce for at least 15 years now. Also "stupid" is a cuss word.
Richie A
2024-07-09 01:08:19 +0000 UTCDear ethicist, Do I really have a duty do to my fellow man? What if it gives me the slightest discomfort, or if I have petty reasons, for not helping someone? Sincerely, Libs
William
2024-07-09 00:46:17 +0000 UTCBoys, when you’re ready to jog around town in 1in inseam shorts, you let me know
William
2024-07-09 00:34:12 +0000 UTCFuckin Boons farm. Damn it, Tom. Not that I wasn't capable of committing fuckery completely sober, but for a solid few years there isnt a decent 'no bullshit' story that didn't include copious amounts of Strawberry fields. I can almost still smell it 🤢 I love ya, Tom... kinda hate ya a little too.
Beatrice VonPage
2024-07-09 00:08:00 +0000 UTCIt's so funny that I knew what that still was from before I delved into the episode. Haha 12 year old me rocked the hell out of that song on cassette when it came out.
Terry M Minnick
2024-07-09 00:07:04 +0000 UTCu guys so brain rotted for grunge biggie lmfao
mitsucherrie
2024-07-09 00:06:58 +0000 UTCI’m living for this Corvid discourse.
Emily Richardson
2024-07-08 23:37:56 +0000 UTCSuppose I coulda listened a minute longer
Mae Berens
2024-07-08 23:31:45 +0000 UTCRed winged blackbirds aren’t corvids, they’re just jerks
Mae Berens
2024-07-08 23:29:16 +0000 UTC14:11: I respectfully concur with Tom and PLEA for Bob Dylan.
Emily Epstein (unrelated to the bad guy)
2024-07-08 23:16:30 +0000 UTCscaring the hoes with extreme prejudice is now my Instagram bio lmao
Rae Rae
2024-07-08 22:59:42 +0000 UTCCross-legged or criss cross applesauce btw. Woke is ruining this country.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-08 22:50:23 +0000 UTCBiden wrote a damn Speak Your Piece. God bless.
Richard Cochnar
2024-07-08 22:45:20 +0000 UTCMicrosoft zune cargo cult sex god Tarence
Clammy_Damp
2024-07-08 22:42:42 +0000 UTCIt has been way too damn long since someone has ripped into Zune. 🤣
Savanna LaMaison
2024-07-08 22:16:04 +0000 UTCAs a former diehard Zune user, finding out Tarence put nudes of himself and someone else on his is absolutely sending me.
Tom's Trips Official
2024-07-08 22:14:52 +0000 UTCAlso I was on the radio a couple weeks ago so watch out, there's a new southern voice on the airwaves.
Joshua Cool
2024-07-08 21:55:58 +0000 UTCYou guys are keeping me sane laboring in the heat. I save the new episodes for the most sweltering days. You are loved, keep up the good work. 💚
Joshua Cool
2024-07-08 21:54:41 +0000 UTC
