This is not a drill
Added 2024-06-24 23:38:49 +0000 UTC*Sung to the tune of 'World of Pure Imagination' from the OG Charlie and the chocolate factory.*
When they grow
Then you'll know
It's a world of
expanding invitation
Pop a pill
Feel the thrill
Of shorts and shirts
Stretched to limitations!
Yeah, I don't think I will keep up with that much more. Just kidding. It was a drill my dear Patron. Let it be our running joke until I get some insane amount of funding to hire an orchestra and people to dress up as trees. Think of how many people would play the part of 'left breast (medium)' Or 'Tip of Phallus (Massive)' in that stage show. Their IMDB would have a mark on it forever. A sexy sticky mark. Ay.
Another week and here we are my dear Patron. Look forward to some Chocolate (Milk) factory -level shenanigans meets James bond sensibilities. A pocket watch that tells the time and sucks you off? In broad daylight? How about actual stealth milking cups that can be concealed by a bra instead of the big domes they claim do the same? Titty milk ice cream. They got it all on the 9th floor.
Spoiler/teasers, it's time to see what our old pal Valentina is up to. Look forward to that later this week and please stay hydrated! It's very hot in many parts of the world.
Ta ta~
~Michelle
