michellecuunis

Eyes spinning

Hi dear Patron~

I was anticipating an easy, laid back weekend. I have a friend who runs a camping area in addition to owning a farm and has good connections for vegetables and fruit and such. I was getting a primo deal on some rice and intended on popping in, getting the goods, having a chat and enjoying a coffee, and heading back home to laze around. Maybe get some housework done.

One thing leads to another and there are a handful of people I know in the same place at the same ...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 2

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Feeling fine I hope? I am only getting better and better. This weather, my darlings. Gosh is it giving me life. At night when it really cools down I am almost feeling gutsy enough to put on a thin sweater! It'd be a big mistake and I'd be a mess after I warmed it up though, so I am holding off. But the occasional unbuttoned cardi is nice.

Ah, then the afternoons just remind me that we still have a ways to go before fall proper. But the ride has been ...

Getting Blown the Right Way

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Can you feel it? The seasons are changing. Finally, they are showing signs of changing. Escaping from the clutches of an unforgiving summer into welcoming cool autumn's arms is perhaps one of my most cherished turns of the seasons on our earth.

No need to sleep with the AC on anymore, cool, sometimes chilly breezes through an open window have me looking for blankets again. Snuggling up in a blanket. When was the last time that wa...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 1

Hi, my dear Patron!

Time to revisit out dear big-dicked friend Zeke, the lovely Nurse Natalie Delour, and her wiley assistant Chiho. Do those names bring up any memories?

It has been a while since I visited this story and writing it has been a lot of fun. After the events of the first series some time has passed and Zeke is getting used to his new life with a nearly lethal weapon between his legs.

This story isn't as much about expansion and growth as the orig...

What's next? (Sep 2025 edition)

Hi, my dear Patron~!

I mentioned in the latest rant that I am on the fence about what to release/work on next.

So, by the authority invested in me by you, I shall be wielding my nearly omnipotent power to create a poll and put that in your hands.

I have a story about a stripper aiming to be the best in Vegas losing IQ with bimbofication. Lots of expansion.

I have a sequel to Size Queen's Gambit, which sees Zeke on a fucking spree with his newfound hugenes...

Lost and Found

Greetings my dear Patron~

Another week ahead. Goodness how the days, weeks, and years keep coming and they don't stop coming. Speaking of all stars, there has been some space between the last chapter of EB being completed and the one before it and I am at a loss of where to go forward from here.

More EB? The stripper story? Another wild card?

I am putting up a poll to see what you'd like to see. Check it out and please share your input.

Recently, when I l...

Experimental Business - Chapter 11 (Full Text)

Hi there my dear Patron,

Long time coming, eh?

It feels really good to finally get this chapter off my chest. It did feel bad sometimes while writing it. Mostly for the character whose point of view we share for the duration of this part of the story. Sinister, sad, sweet, but hopeful perhaps? I wonder how thick I am laying it on, or if you are still being held in suspense? The thrills and spills of writing when there are people reading. A blessing I thank you for every...

Might have gone and done it.

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How's it hanging? Well I hope! I, only the other hand feel like I might be hanging on by a thread. Made some choices. My personal schedule this week is a bit jumbled up for reasons out of my control and of course I make up for it by increasing the intensity of my (mostly casual and harmless) self-destruction and now I have a sore throat.

Sleeping for less than five hours is nearly a guaranteed bout of some kind of suffering on my part. You best believe I have been gar...

Maps? In MY smut? It's more common than you think.

Actually, I highly doubt the truth of the title I just wrote. But it felt right to write it.

Ahem.

Hi there dear Patrons!

I recently mentioned in this rant about the concept of having 'maps' and 'diagrams' inside of my smut writing. These are merely doodles meant to clarify where the couch is in the room that they proceed to make love on after Trish has a little under-the-table brunch. I wond...

EB Ch 11 Teaser 3

Hello Dear Patron!

I have a bit of a special and unique teaser for you today beyond the typical couple thousand words of raunchy deliciousness. A doodle. By a human who also happens to be me.

And, because I am feeling a bit saucy and because it isn't some great work of art, I will be making it available to everyone since many of your have read EM in the past and maybe don't have a clear image of what the Doctor's dungeon Laboratory looks like.

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Coffee Break

Hello dear patron~

How is the weather? How are you? Drinking enough water are you?

I am quite fine myself and the oppressive weather has been easing up around the fringes. I can sense hope in the still muggy air. I still find myself standing in front of the sink with a glass of ice and just drinking water again and again sometimes. I talk a big game about 'stay hydrated' and all that. And as much as it is a tongue in cheek comment, I think I am trying to keep myself hydration o...

EB 11 - Teaser 2

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How's it hanging?

For the star of this chapter, quite low, in a number of ways. Ha.

I mentioned in a previous rant recently about kind of stumbling at this point in the novel and being overly cautious about how I am going to plot things forward, but that is sorted now. I sat down and had a look at the story, the chunks of the puzzle I had left on the table, and found a fairly clear way forward.

This whole novel might be taking place over the spac...

I write some of my best work one-handed.

No, really, I do! And it is how I imagine many of my fans enjoying it as well. Same boat. With out free hands we could high five or something over the internet right? *Wink*

Ha ha, dear Patron.

How do you do? I do well. I had to burn a bit of midnight oil to provide the week's serving of hot smut, but I would never leave you hungry and wanting for too long.

Full disclosure on EB11 Teaser 1. It is totally this last week's release. And I <...

EB - Chapter 11 - Teaser 1

Greetings my Dear Patron,

Feeling fine I hope?

After 12 votes, it was a close one, but no bimbo strippers for you this time. Back to business!

This chapter is going to be a heavy one. In multiple senses of the word. I don't want to call it the 'recap episode' of the novel, but there is going to be an element of that, while we learn all kinds of new things in the process. The 'recap' episode. Hah. A trope of many tv shows and anime where halfway through a season ...

Content later this week

Hi there Patron~

Hope the weather is nice where you are. Sunny day here today! And the AC is doing its thing.

Since it is neck and neck and there have only been ten or so votes, I am going to let this poll ride another day or two before I post anything up or grab hold of the wheel using the 'fine with anything' response as a means to an end.

So until then, hang i...

How I use AI. (Spicy Rant & Poll)

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Gosh, this is one of those aiming the gun right at my tootsies moments that I can't seem to resist. But I want to learn and be a better person, and am asking for your input to help me on that voyage in the context of an author writing and selling smut. Everyone reading this most likely has an interest in what I am doing, I'd presume.

This urge to have holy feet came when I recently got/noticed a poignant message from a fan of my work that my use of AI to gen...

What's next, dear Patrons? (Poll, August Edition)

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Feeling fine?

I was quite serious when I posed the question 'Where do we go now?'

(For the record that BBQ got rained out. I was soaked. But enjoyed some steak and cheese sandwiches that blew my mind and my waistline I think... Worth it~)

So I ask this question:

What should I release & work on next?

Experimental business? A sto...

Steaming and Smoldering

Oh goodness my dear Patron~

I've made some choices over the past week and while all of them have been plenty of fun, they have not all been good. At least for my health!

Sorry for the trouble with triple trouble (Quadruple trouble in this case?) earlier... I had thought my escape plan was airtight, but alas. All's well that ends well. Check it out if you haven't yet.

I will be taking ...

Triple Trouble Chapters 9 & 10

Hi Patron~

Forgive me in advance for the lack of small talk today. I am actually sending this message from the past since I am unavoidably detained for the week.

This is the conclusion of Triple trouble! If you've been waiting to pull the trigger, now is a good time if you want to read the whole thing from back to front.

Please stay cool and look forward to whatever is coming next!

~M

Hello my dear, dear Patron~

Thank you as alw...

Where do we go now?

Hi there, Sweet Child~

I mean Patron~

Sometimes you just have a song in your head and it leaks into everything, right?

I have a lot on my proverbial plate this week in many instances of the phrase. So, sadly, I must keep this short!

There will be a conclusionary burst of Triple Trouble for you to enjoy, but from there, well, look at the title of today's rant...

What to do after Triple Trouble runs its course, hmm?

I...

Triple Trouble Chapters 7 & 8

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Staying cool this week I hope? I got caught in the sun and got cooked. I reapplied sunscreen, but it was a bit too late, although I am not in deep trouble thankfully.

Thinking about this strange weather makes me wonder how things will be in a handful of years. I won't go down that rabbit hole, but I think a lot of us all have a similar feeling each year as summer rolls around and it's that much worse than before.

Speaking of hot, <...