Achewood

0082b — Unused scripts from "Vaginas"

Added 2024-09-13 19:00:09 +0000 UTC

I still struggle with the feeling that these "cutting room floor" pieces should go in the Author's Tier, since they're clearly past the fourth wall, but a precedent is a precedent. Polling has shown that you fine people enjoy them here, and that's what this is all about anyway, so here they shall stay.

In other In-Universe news, you may have noticed that I got married a few days ago. This signals the end of my aggressive home repair and landscaping efforts (we had the wedding at our house, and did not want the guest toilet to be a venti Starbucks cup stuck in the flange where the actual commode used to be). Such a preponderance of time points to a renewed period of productivity here at the Patreon, and I want to thank you for bearing with me during the last several months, where the In-Universe payload seemed to consist mainly of Ray's Place and bloopers strips. I miss doing the middle-distance pieces, like the MWYEGTDAT interviews and short stories, so you'll start to see those again, along with...wherever the heart may tug the nose.

God bless, for those who celebrate.

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(I am not actually a Catholic man, despite the lukewarm efforts of my childhood church, and at any given moment am likely to just declare myself "still workin' on it" when it comes to spiritual commitment.)