0080 — Molly and Beef Get Kinky
Added 2024-08-30 17:00:07 +0000 UTCOuttakes and production notes for this strip post at noon in the In-Universe and Author's Tiers! It's like a whole other strip every week.
During the autumn running season, when it's easier to put on miles, the rogues' gallery of my toenails grows to strongly resemble that multi-color corn moms used to decorate with when I was small. Misshapen, broken, absent entirely...the toe box of my On™ Cloudsurfers is quite the bundle of berries — a horror to behold, and I imagine it is no easier for others. This got me nostalgic for when toe jam was the extent of my problems. Does anybody have a good article about how that stuff even forms, and is it mostly just sock molecules?
Comments
My main motivation for finding love is that some day I will not be able to adequately care for my toenails and I need someone with skills that I trust and that level of dedication. Been looking into elective toenail removal surgery lately.
Brian
2024-09-14 15:03:19 +0000 UTCYou're not meeting the right women
E Corcoran
2024-09-07 02:07:51 +0000 UTCWaterproof up until a certain age, anyway.
Oppido
2024-09-02 20:19:35 +0000 UTCThanks for reactivating my anxiety that women don't like doggystyle and are always just waiting for it to be over!
Oppido
2024-09-02 20:17:55 +0000 UTCYeah, the alternative was that he had a dozen identical ones.
blair
2024-09-01 19:24:07 +0000 UTCEach one is a black knit
KTB
2024-09-01 14:35:47 +0000 UTCLotta ties, each tied to the other barrel-of-monkeys style, full circle around it.
Cody Richmond
2024-09-01 13:32:46 +0000 UTCHow she gonna strap anything to a mattress on the floor, regardless of Beef's specific raunches?
David Alexander
2024-08-31 16:20:20 +0000 UTCdogs know
E Corcoran
2024-08-31 14:40:42 +0000 UTCto the tune of English Beat's "Ranking Full Stop"
E Corcoran
2024-08-31 03:17:52 +0000 UTCdeep Beef lore
E Corcoran
2024-08-31 03:17:23 +0000 UTC"horny toed" I see what you did there
E Corcoran
2024-08-31 03:17:07 +0000 UTCoh fuck this is too real. how can a woman ever love me, a horny-toed beast
TacoAvenger
2024-08-31 00:36:49 +0000 UTCThe big revelation here is that Beef has more than one necktie.
blair
2024-08-30 19:59:06 +0000 UTCSock molecules, dead skin cells, opportunistic bacteria, foot-sweat evaporites. And probably dog shit if you're an urban sandal-wearer.
blair
2024-08-30 19:57:24 +0000 UTCnot me
blair
2024-08-30 19:50:10 +0000 UTCToenails getting weird is an aspect of aging not often explored in popular media
Amit Katz
2024-08-30 19:41:19 +0000 UTCMolly is excruciatingly real. And runner's toes are wild for sure but hiker's toes are what I know the best. They're similarly gruesome and difficult.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-08-30 19:07:05 +0000 UTCRanky Dude-Felt is my new reggae alter ego
b.zap
2024-08-30 18:37:34 +0000 UTCNo quarter for nasty ass nails of any variety.
Cf Duddy
2024-08-30 18:13:00 +0000 UTCMan, all this time I thought she liked doggy-style but it's just about her getting her face as far away from me as possible.. *also "doggy-style" is hyphenated, knowledge is power
C C
2024-08-30 17:56:23 +0000 UTCSerendipity...just last week one of my kids asked me what "toejam" actually IS. I was a little too scared (lazy) to search for a legit article. Now, I'm just happily waiting, in the certainty that some Achewood reader will come through with the goods.
Mark Larkin
2024-08-30 17:39:55 +0000 UTCA whole lot of hurtful memories have just made a sad lot of sense.
Ollin Williams
2024-08-30 17:31:13 +0000 UTCObjection: cites facts not in evidence
Anthony Thompson
2024-08-30 17:30:14 +0000 UTC"Waterproof bag of handshakes and farts." WOW do I feel seen. Oh, and my doctor recommended VapoRub on toenails to treat mild fungus, but regular runners are always going to have some weird toenails.
Ryan Boyle
2024-08-30 17:23:29 +0000 UTCRe running toe problems: this one reason I switched my cardio to 30 minutes on the trampoline. Saves the knees too.
Matt Mitchell
2024-08-30 17:19:23 +0000 UTCMolly knows her husband, all right. Probably because Beef mentions his ratty Frito toenails all the time, since his thought bubbles are visible to everyone.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-08-30 17:16:40 +0000 UTCMolly really breaking us down into our base components
Josh Egbert
2024-08-30 17:12:43 +0000 UTCbeef and molly pillow talk is one of my absolute favorite achewood setups alright but first im gonna nail you is an all timer
Zen Window
2024-08-30 17:11:09 +0000 UTCGlad to see these two's little moments again, and it's not even ending in shouting.
Mackenzie Guillory
2024-08-30 17:10:26 +0000 UTCI’m a man! I’m more than just a bag of handshakes and farts!
Shawn Clark
2024-08-30 17:07:08 +0000 UTCthe butt finally being sniffed will change your life tho. can recommend
Irving Washington
2024-08-30 17:06:54 +0000 UTC
