0069 — If This Van's a-Rocking
Added 2024-06-14 17:00:09 +0000 UTCRay knows what it's like to get blasted in the face by an odor coming out of a freshly-cracked car window or door. He doesn't remember if the life-altering incident was a laundromat parking lot or Dollar Tree visit when he was very small; the chances are that it was Beef's mom's car and Beef's grandma's trailer, and he has done the true friend thing and actually blocked it out.
Either way, Prime Time Ventures seems to be going the same way as Prime Time Records. That is, as a thing Ray only does so he can have a really expensive Corinthian leather CEO chair.
Comments
I'd love to be a problem solver just so I have the chance to say "I'm ashamed to be the guy you went to with this" in natural conversation.
Brandon Rahhal
2024-08-06 13:41:01 +0000 UTCOr Naked Lady President
Donald Turnbaugh
2024-07-21 01:30:26 +0000 UTCDoes this come with the Todd bumper sticker SUCKIN DICK BOUGHT THIS VAN?
J Hardy Carroll
2024-06-16 21:04:59 +0000 UTCa trio to rival ray/beef/pat. think what could have been if only onstad had lived in the florida panhandle on that fateful day of october 1 2001
Datura
2024-06-15 22:40:46 +0000 UTCIncredible
Kral
2024-06-15 06:12:43 +0000 UTCNice
Ruxine
2024-06-15 03:34:23 +0000 UTCCan’t comment now bro, I’m 3-ballin’!
Anthony Thompson
2024-06-15 01:43:46 +0000 UTCRay is very correct but given the lifestyles of the three men, I can see this product being very popular with people like them, who absolutely exist in society
Nicole Lyden
2024-06-15 00:39:43 +0000 UTCDue to Todd's stutter, and the 50/50 odds that he might be completely high on terrible drugs during the pitch-meeting, it was wise of the boys to give him the short pivot lines in the presentation. Still couldn't slide this concept past the shrewd business mind behind the ChatSack Triple-Play.
2scrogz
2024-06-14 23:33:48 +0000 UTCElon only wishes he had the stones to sign talent on the caliber of Mister Band.
2scrogz
2024-06-14 23:25:19 +0000 UTCI suspect Todd would pitch to a ham sandwich if he thought there was even a slight chance of securing VC money for cocaine.
2scrogz
2024-06-14 23:21:09 +0000 UTCit's nice to see that Todd still pitches to Ray even after he ripped off the Boy Dog concept to create ChatSack
M. J.
2024-06-14 22:39:29 +0000 UTCHe's very motivating.
blair
2024-06-14 22:15:16 +0000 UTCJust realized that all 3 agreed this was a good idea because it is normal for each of them to approach a car from an elevation somewhere beneath the footboard: - Todd, because he is small - Lyle, because he regularly goes under cars on a creeper - Nice Pete, because he needs to navigate parking lots late at night without showing up on any dash cams that have accidentally been left on.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-06-14 20:18:21 +0000 UTCneeds an additional calibration setting for when two barbers have broken in to commit lewd acts on each other
exits
2024-06-14 19:17:55 +0000 UTCWe know Nice Pete has an awareness of pomade
Josh Egbert
2024-06-14 19:08:09 +0000 UTCMaybe the application is unnecessary in this case but I’d like to see more alternating placard systems out in the world just in general
Sheldon Russell
2024-06-14 19:07:34 +0000 UTCDem boys can be Rays Brain Trust.
GruntyGinMan
2024-06-14 19:06:44 +0000 UTCTbh I think I've probably had worse ones
GruntyGinMan
2024-06-14 19:06:09 +0000 UTCBut what if you're doing coke to Dokk....damn someone beat me to it. 100% going to pounce on the next real life opportunity to use the 20's/70's line, that's gold
Mark Larkin
2024-06-14 18:59:00 +0000 UTCstrip number/strip content synergy is immaculate no further notes
professor husband
2024-06-14 18:56:59 +0000 UTCI started believing in the pitch more and more, so I was also a victim of Ray's beautiful, brutal shootdown. Hope this becomes A Format!
Ola Leier
2024-06-14 18:29:49 +0000 UTC“You’ve got a 1920s solution to a 1970s problem” is so brilliant I am immediately stealing it for when I choose to be wittily devastating in my project review meetings.
Chris Gumprich
2024-06-14 18:24:34 +0000 UTCTodd was so ready to sell it to all the small woodland creatures with vans
Ismini Roller
2024-06-14 18:15:16 +0000 UTCComic 69. ... Nice! (Pete. I'm of course referencing the fact that it's a Nice Pete comic.)
Mark Tomczak
2024-06-14 17:52:33 +0000 UTCNot sure I’ve ever seen Nice Pete so delighted by something non-disembowelment-related.
Josh Fireland
2024-06-14 17:47:19 +0000 UTCThis is the most I've seen Pete, Todd, and Lyle agree an idea is good since Todd shanked Pat. Also I do like the thought of a couple about to Do Their Thing when one of them has to break off for fifteen minutes to calibrate the van rocker.
Bungus Bronbo
2024-06-14 17:46:19 +0000 UTC“actually pretty ashamed to be the one you came to with this” is so devastating haha I love it
Meadow Green
2024-06-14 17:42:07 +0000 UTCOh hehee
Meadow Green
2024-06-14 17:41:45 +0000 UTCIs this a terrible foreshadowing of Nice Pete: Project Manager?
Ian Stewart
2024-06-14 17:37:32 +0000 UTCRay launched a venture fund to practice his dismissive insult game. If he funds a winner along the way, that's just gravy.
Ryan Boyle
2024-06-14 17:31:00 +0000 UTCRay knows he can get away with saying this because he refrained from euthanizing Pete that one time.
Oppido
2024-06-14 17:30:51 +0000 UTCWhat does the placard display when Darren and Nathan are practicing wrestling to win the State Championship and meet President Carter?
denv_eric
2024-06-14 17:22:26 +0000 UTCActual Laughing Out Loud. In a public place, no less. My kind of silliness.
Jacquelyn R Walters
2024-06-14 17:15:56 +0000 UTCI hope for a quarterly invention pitch from the Nice Pete/Lyle/Todd think tank.
Josh Egbert
2024-06-14 17:13:46 +0000 UTCIf this van's a-rockin', Todd's doin' coke to Dokken.
Jay Y
2024-06-14 17:13:22 +0000 UTC"surprise odor" lol
Shawn Ritchie
2024-06-14 17:13:13 +0000 UTCRefreshing to see Nice Pete flexing his creative side for something other than commissioning the Murder act.
Hunter
2024-06-14 17:12:55 +0000 UTCNice Pete being that happy before getting rejected could be an entire story arc.
Brian Sutton
2024-06-14 17:12:18 +0000 UTCOne day pretty much everyone and everything will be like Prime Time Group ltd - a thing that exists solely because an obscenely wealthy person was bored and thought they might like to use it occasionally. Just pray to be a subsidiary of a Ray and not an Elon.
Matthew Harris
2024-06-14 17:09:28 +0000 UTCThe joy on Pete's face in panel 6. **mwah**
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-06-14 17:09:26 +0000 UTCThey are all united by Van, Ray can’t relate 😂
Cf Duddy
2024-06-14 17:09:08 +0000 UTCI wish I'd thought of Ray's last sentence years ago for use in various real-life circumstances.
Travis O.
2024-06-14 17:08:41 +0000 UTCLaughed quite a lot at this.
Matt Mitchell
2024-06-14 17:05:41 +0000 UTCCome knocking knuckles.
b.zap
2024-06-14 17:04:46 +0000 UTC
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