0055 - TV Phone Calls
Added 2024-03-08 18:00:08 +0000 UTCI add to this list: Oncoming drivers whom you move aside to let pass on a narrow street yet fail to wave. People who bring dogs into coffee shops and don't notice your glaring. Ship captains who gaze inscrutably into the distance instead of saying, "The sea is me soul's final keep, the briney me sheet as I sleep."
What is your pet peeve you should probably get over?
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is that where i put in my pin number?
dmf 23
2024-09-02 18:53:18 +0000 UTCWhen there is a comfortably wide path but the oncoming person steps to the side to wait like you have greatly inconvenienced them, and then they WAVE YOU THROUGH a two person path.
Hilary Kitz
2024-04-27 10:25:00 +0000 UTCNo kidding? I’ve never watched that show but now I’m their biggest fan.
Omurice
2024-04-02 14:18:59 +0000 UTCI can thank 30 Rock for never allowing me forget that it is, in fact, "champing."
Mackenzie Guillory
2024-04-02 14:11:41 +0000 UTCWhen a car pulls up to a stop sign first, but waves you ahead. Like, dude: you are overcomplicating an extremely simple process, for which easily-digestible rules already exist.
Meeee!
2024-03-20 13:01:30 +0000 UTCHe's got his Depressed Eyes on
Oppido
2024-03-18 15:21:17 +0000 UTCMoney!!!
Aaron G. Stock
2024-03-15 17:37:49 +0000 UTCBluey, just a hunch
Lionstooth
2024-03-14 03:07:43 +0000 UTCYes. Is it really perfect, sir? Is it? No, it is not.
Donald Turnbaugh
2024-03-11 00:47:56 +0000 UTCThere are good Drugs out there that will accomplish this.
Donald Turnbaugh
2024-03-11 00:46:26 +0000 UTC::Cornelius Bear voice:: it drives me batty when people mispronounce 'February'. / bear It's already the worst month, this is just an extra bonus pain in my earballs.
Brody
2024-03-11 00:36:32 +0000 UTCI just like to assume they're all baby kangaroos gone missing.
Brody
2024-03-11 00:33:25 +0000 UTCWhen completing an order at a restaurant the server says "perfect".
lohohonez
2024-03-10 17:32:23 +0000 UTCYeah that’s no good. And as much as I enjoy contemplating it in theory, dogs in grocery stores, that’s gotta be a hard “no”.
Matt Mitchell
2024-03-10 17:29:52 +0000 UTCBut otherwise, you gotta take her in and risk annoying Onstad.
lohohonez
2024-03-10 17:27:52 +0000 UTCAfter Beef's comment about the brain tumor, Philippe is for sure thinking about his mom's postcard in that last row of panels.
Oppido
2024-03-10 15:51:23 +0000 UTCSome dictionaries already included "approximately" in the definition of "literally." That's where I gave up.
toby x
2024-03-10 01:48:24 +0000 UTCSometimes I think that Roast Beef and Piglet take turns being my spirit animal.
Ollin Williams
2024-03-09 03:16:35 +0000 UTCThe astoundingly boring conversations I find myself trapped in now that we're all middle-aged. Every conversation is kids, health problem, or investments. Makes me long for death
Jenn
2024-03-09 03:15:31 +0000 UTCYo I hate "literally"
Jenn
2024-03-09 03:12:21 +0000 UTCI do not like deer. I got home from work today and was walking to my back door sort of spaced out and looking at the ground and I looked up and there were ten fucking deer in my backyard about seven feet away and it scared the living shit out of me. And they had the gall to be staring at me with their eyes like "oh my god is he going to hurt us." Run the fuck away then, deer! Really this is not the deer's fault and I should build a fence or spray fox urine on all my plants if I don't want them coming around.
Nicholas Williams
2024-03-09 03:00:58 +0000 UTC"ATM machine." What do you think that M stands for?
AzureSP
2024-03-09 02:29:59 +0000 UTChe's the guy who sucks, plus he's got depression
J Hardy Carroll
2024-03-09 01:42:39 +0000 UTC"I could care less." Good, try caring less... Over there. Away from me.
W. C.
2024-03-09 01:41:48 +0000 UTCI was just getting used to that and now people use it to mean “unreasonable”
Peter Bailey
2024-03-09 01:12:59 +0000 UTCI argue there are some things he should put a little more thought into. See: his relationship with Molly.
Jacquelyn R Walters
2024-03-09 01:12:54 +0000 UTCJesus CHRIST Beef, you're gonna give the child a Condition
Josh Egbert
2024-03-09 01:12:31 +0000 UTCIf this is what Beef feels when “bugged,” his “happy” probably still registers a negative number on a 1-to-10 scale. Oh wait, we have recent comic proof of exactly that.
Cody Richmond
2024-03-09 00:17:31 +0000 UTCI’m glad/distressed to hear it’s not just a localized issue.
Cody Richmond
2024-03-09 00:13:05 +0000 UTCAnd "literally" was beaten so badly its accepted colloquial definition is now literally figuratively The world spins mad
Formica
2024-03-08 23:24:39 +0000 UTCThe little otter is saddened by the realization tha the older cat has some severe mental issues that inform even the most mundane of experiences
Brian Brake
2024-03-08 23:22:55 +0000 UTCRoast Beef should avoid thinking about anything, ever.
J Hardy Carroll
2024-03-08 22:05:51 +0000 UTCBut why is “Good bye” so hostile sounding?
Cf Duddy
2024-03-08 21:11:16 +0000 UTCI am forever incensed that "irregardless" was mistakenly used so much that it became a "real" word, purporting to have the exact same meaning as "regardless." I recognize that language evolves over time, but this is like the French Bulldog of English language evolution: an ugly mistake that has been taken too far.
2scrogz
2024-03-08 20:59:13 +0000 UTCnot sure where you’re posting from but as an american i feel like americans are just terrible listeners all around
Cy Heffley
2024-03-08 20:57:56 +0000 UTCWhen someone uses the phrase "out of pocket" to mean "out of office" or "difficult to reach." Everyone has suddenly begun doing this and it drives me to distraction. "Out of pocket" refers to a direct expense you must pay.
Kate S.
2024-03-08 20:37:20 +0000 UTCI have spent too much social capital countering McDonalds Coffee Lady slander
s b
2024-03-08 20:20:03 +0000 UTCThe solution: Irish Traveller accents for everyone
s b
2024-03-08 20:15:09 +0000 UTCSesame Street
Alex Woods
2024-03-08 19:47:23 +0000 UTCWe evolved past that response over two generations of interlopers making themselves victims of Satanist human sacrifice or very unwanted third parties in drug deals.
Eric Boesch
2024-03-08 19:24:08 +0000 UTCPeople raised in big loud families had to interrupt in order to be heard, that kind of habit can be hard to unlearn.
Meadow Green
2024-03-08 19:17:17 +0000 UTCI would be much more likely to answer a ringing pay phone than my own phone
kdusjjdhxksj
2024-03-08 19:15:36 +0000 UTCLove the absolute casual matter-of-fact look on Beef's face here.
GruntyGinMan
2024-03-08 19:12:08 +0000 UTCIt's a Fuck My Life Friday!
b.zap
2024-03-08 19:04:06 +0000 UTCPeople who tie up their dogs in their front yards, and then get mad at you for walking your dog across the street from their house because their dog started barking
Nikita Fedorov
2024-03-08 19:01:02 +0000 UTCPeople who use the word chomping instead of champing at the bit. Champing is a great descriptive verb, show some goddamn respect.
Omurice
2024-03-08 18:52:20 +0000 UTCpeople talking over each other instead of shutting the fuck up and waiting their turn you are not in that much of a hurry you are not that important thats a human being whos trying to communicate with you quit listening with your mouth
Zen Window
2024-03-08 18:45:03 +0000 UTCMy thing is when someone answers a ringing payphone in a movie. Who does that. Who has ever done that.
jacob moore
2024-03-08 18:39:37 +0000 UTCWhite people talking about how they prepare coffee. (To be considered a good conversationalist: simply listen intently. People will start to seek your company.)
A. Hamster
2024-03-08 18:39:30 +0000 UTCDogs tied up outside of large grocery stores on busy streets. I understand some/most legitimate scenarios lead to this, but it still bugs me.
Matt Mitchell
2024-03-08 18:30:05 +0000 UTCMy ex does this, person on the other end says Bye and receives an indulgent "OOH-kay" or "mmmmhM", it's like "Yeah the convo is over, let's not drag it out"
Yelahneb Unicornucopiax
2024-03-08 18:28:42 +0000 UTCVery curious as to what show brought Beef and Philippe together in front of the same screen.
Oppido
2024-03-08 18:28:23 +0000 UTCPrions. Like, what the hell?
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-03-08 18:15:14 +0000 UTCPlus he’s got depression
Matt Mitchell
2024-03-08 18:14:42 +0000 UTCRoast Beef is the guy who sucks.
Matthew Harris
2024-03-08 18:11:54 +0000 UTCLately, people have been queueing at bars at shows instead of just bellying up. It's weird.
Linus Lee
2024-03-08 18:09:57 +0000 UTCI recently moved to PDX and the Narrow Street Fail to Wave makes sense to me for the first time. My dog is coming into the coffee dealership with me. He's a good boy. Can't say for sure about anyone else in the coffee dealership so glare if you will.
BootsMcGuffin
2024-03-08 18:08:56 +0000 UTCit bugs me when people on tv walk up to the bar to order A Beer
Shawn Warren
2024-03-08 18:06:19 +0000 UTCKeep on rockin', Roast Beef.
Hunter
2024-03-08 18:03:27 +0000 UTC
