Roast Beef's Latest Junk Shop Find
Added 2024-02-17 17:41:52 +0000 UTCPlease enjoy the full transcript of this long-forgotten public service bulletin, recently discovered by Roast Beef Kazenzakis at a cavernous junk shop several miles out of town.
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On my first visit to Savannah, I found myself drinking a beer next to a young man attending SCAD. When prompted with a "how's it going?" he proceeded to inform me he had been robbed at knifepoint in broad daylight walking home for lunch, which had been ransacked for his TV. It did a fine job of tarnishing both the southern charm and the notion of undirected perambulation.
Crumbles
2024-02-18 20:11:25 +0000 UTCI get the impression Onstad did not find Savanah to be especially pedestrian friendly. In my several regrettable visits to Georgia, I have found it lacking in the charm so often spoken of in travel reels.
C C
2024-02-18 00:44:22 +0000 UTCI was about to say… Savannah is positively genteel compared to 285 or 400, or even just Buckhead on the right evening…
professor husband
2024-02-17 22:49:49 +0000 UTCneckbeard pedimotorast
b.zap
2024-02-17 22:03:48 +0000 UTCIn Pennsylvania, pedestrians would do well to approach the second story of their homes with caution, as motorists may use culverts as a launching point to target them.
A. Hamster
2024-02-17 20:40:41 +0000 UTCMy headcanon is that Beef found the transcript and made Ray ($) and Teodor help him film a recreation where he could cosplay as 'Bug'
Stavro
2024-02-17 19:53:04 +0000 UTCFascinating. I've observed a similar lust for the lifeblood of their fellow motorists in the eyes of certain Houstonian drivers, but to think that the murderous urge towards pedestrians is so universal in Savannah is a troubling one indeed.
Distant Egg Song
2024-02-17 18:28:41 +0000 UTCSavannah would be better for ya. You just get in trouble in Atlanta.
Omurice
2024-02-17 18:12:14 +0000 UTCBut wait! The walk sign - it is misshapen! It peels away from its illuminated housing to reveal - a Ford Expedition! OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT
Ben Sunshine-Hill
2024-02-17 18:06:54 +0000 UTCIt's similar in Atlanta. Drivers there display a confused mix of malice and carelessness. Then they leave their cars and become human again, all with disbelief of how they have to behave in order to drive.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2024-02-17 18:04:46 +0000 UTCMe, after this last week in Savannah
Chris Onstad
2024-02-17 17:50:42 +0000 UTCInteresting first draft of Ballard's 'Crash' there
Sedric And Charlie
2024-02-17 17:50:14 +0000 UTCSo this was definitely written by a mod of /r/suburbanhell and /r/fuckcars right?
GruntyGinMan
2024-02-17 17:46:54 +0000 UTC
