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Battening Down the Hatches For Autumn

Do you become unduly exercised by people who post slideshows that have no people in them, such as of landscapes and buildings? If so, you and I share this trait. I have little use for unpopulated images. Our telephones were not engineered to capture the grandeur of that glowering harvest moon, or the towering face of El Capitan. They were meant to memorialize friend Scott showing off that he grew a silly mustache. People are fascinating to decode; I have no idea why you found that street corner in Rotterdam so meaningful, but it is narratively illegible to me. It is boring.

Here, though, I have committed the sin of including a couple photos which have no people in them. I have done this because most of what I have been enjoying right now has been the hard work of restoring old homes: learning new skills, hauling mountains of mulch, grinding away at centuries of mistakes and neglect. Waking up with both wrists simultaneously asleep and afire, from holding vibrating tools for six hours straight. These days, when I don't get to go work on house repair jobs, I actually get annoyed. There's a lot to do before Niagara opens above our heads here in the Pacific Northwest, which will happen any day now.

I regret there aren't many cooking photos lately. This is due to constantly repairing houses, and only eating burritos and Triscuits. I have even been resorting to the hot bar trays at places like Whole Foods, if this helps paint an honest picture of the total derailment of my ways.

I am still hesitant to post, like, a couple "of-the-moment photos" here and there, throughout the week, here in the Author's Tier. But I promise I am constantly telling myself that things like that are exactly what this tier is for. It just seems so flimsical (flimsy due to whimsicality), so "social media." Perhaps this weekend I will take a happy photograph with people in it! It might also have me, but I am the Author, and that must be allowed for.

Ah, one last thing. I'm editing an unreleased piece I wrote about running a marathon last fall, which I'll have for you soon here in this tier. I finally got to spend a couple hours looking it over last night, and I've decided it's good enough to share. It ran (!) to like twenty-four pages, and it needs some trimming first. 

Many thanks to you all, again, for supporting Achewood here. I am deeply grateful.

C

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Comments

That one is actually my “light duty” respirator.

Chris Onstad

Oh yeah. This place is 110 years old so every chemical atrocity is present. I considered wearing a bathysphere.

Chris Onstad

That was a suspenseful couple of flooring shots before you revealed that you've wisely been wearing a respirator.

J.

I've shifted to the smoked gouda flavored ones. I tend to put apple butter or other fruity gloop on them. OG does lend itself more to sharp cheeses though.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Thank you Doctor. Selfie of me taking a selfie FORTHCOMING

Chris Onstad

Zz is a lady but not the sort to understand anything anyone says so no harm no foul

Chris Onstad

I suppose I broadly meant that I like photos where there is a discernible figure against the field. Too many photos are, literally, just fields.

Chris Onstad

So this was a successful post then

Chris Onstad

I got some sea salt ones that are way less salty than required. I’d say OG plus tillamook slices.

Chris Onstad

Similarly, my photos tend to be of small things, plant parts, fungi, and tiny critters who inhabit them. And IMO slime molds are fascinating. :)

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Honest labor and a coupla animals, what's not to like? Do you prefer any particular flavor of Triscuits, or are you an OG plain salted guy?

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Love this stuff. These are the kind of pictures that make me realize that I am just a real shit of a dude in terms of being practically handy at any pretty much anything. I’m much more like that scene in the Simpsons where Homer clogged the toilet and was all “Marge, someone broke the toilet!” Pretty impressive work there, Onstad!

Jay Williams

I rarely include humans in my photos. I really enjoy looking at photos without people, in this year’s Nikon small things contest the second place winner of a just struck match is fantastic. There was an excessive number of slime mold photos for my taste, but overall, really amazing photos. https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/galleries/2023-photomicrography-competition

Omurice

ZIG ZAG! He looks so dapper, like he’s in formal wear

Eric Manschot

I for one like all this shit.

Doctor Link


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