2023 Holiday Shop Sneak Preview
Added 2023-10-16 04:54:35 +0000 UTCThis is a quick preview of a few cool new things we've added to this holiday season's lineup! I'm putting the finishing touches on the store now, and expect to launch it Monday afternoon Pacific (as in, October 16). As a Patreon supporter, you'll get notified of the launch several hours ahead of my public announcements, so please use that opportunity to pick up anything you're excited about, as quantities of the new glassware, hats, and polos are especially finite.
One thing we're not selling but of which I am particularly proud are my mock-up vintage beer bottles (photo 2).
What kind of merchandise have you always hoped we'd make? Please share in the comments.
Comments
Do you know if it's my Dude and Catastrophe glass that I accidentally broke with a miniature basketball or the Amerikansche Schadenwasser one
jacob moore
2023-10-20 19:26:00 +0000 UTCOld Windmill; Ancient Situation (/Shenanigan)
Shaughn Kern
2023-10-19 16:39:13 +0000 UTCguild of purpose-driven commodores shirt
Andrzej
2023-10-16 21:03:14 +0000 UTC"So what if a tit is food, I ain't buggin'" and "Future Dead Person" baby onesies are probably out of the question, but maybe as adult t-shirts? I would buy both, personally.
Liz
2023-10-16 19:07:49 +0000 UTCI never got the t-shirt of Beef in the fishing boat. I still long for it, I know it’s probably impossible to capture the magic of Achewood in stuffed animals but I’d love to have some.
Omurice
2023-10-16 18:24:40 +0000 UTCAhhh the Dude and Catastrophe! I was wearing that shirt once around one of my top 3 Uncles, he was very interested in it, then translated the Latin (Time stands still I think?) Anywho he died earlier this year :(
Tom
2023-10-16 18:08:19 +0000 UTCOh a book or pdf of all of the blogs in order of when they were published would be cool, I enjoy re-reading my copy of the first month of blogs collected like that
Max Kreisky
2023-10-16 18:02:35 +0000 UTCI would love for the red rabbit ambulance t-shirt and the teodor apron to come back.
Max Kreisky
2023-10-16 18:00:22 +0000 UTCNeed some high-quality stickers so I can decorate my laptop.
Simon MacDonald
2023-10-16 16:56:01 +0000 UTCHis n Hers matching aprons, one says that, the other says YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS
Joshua M
2023-10-16 16:21:33 +0000 UTCSoftBoys: Picnic Panic shirts plz
braap
2023-10-16 15:18:42 +0000 UTCI am disappointed to find out that there is not currently an open and operating Onstad's Smorgasbord in San Leandro
A. C.
2023-10-16 15:10:42 +0000 UTCan apron that has DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking
2023-10-16 13:59:33 +0000 UTCAlthough I'll admit I've got an alarm set for the "Being in trouble is a fake idea" shirt as that phrase has been a guiding light.
Bungus Bronbo
2023-10-16 13:50:59 +0000 UTCKinda just glad that you wanted to do a thing
Bungus Bronbo
2023-10-16 13:47:15 +0000 UTCcharacter faces on pins, the 'suckin' dick bought this van' license frame
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking
2023-10-16 13:38:45 +0000 UTCRay's glasses. A simple device with a measurement wheel to determine whether a fresh barista or other ready person is capable of processing one's salt game. Or some band tees.
Funkulus
2023-10-16 13:21:54 +0000 UTCI'll take one of everything.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-10-16 12:49:04 +0000 UTCI am off to get money- please prepare to take it!
Jay Williams
2023-10-16 12:45:29 +0000 UTCI'd like a satin jacket a la "Drive" except instead of a scorpion on the back it's Phillipe dressed like Billy Idol and it says "You'd Better Believe That I Have Wicked Sack" in vato calligraphy.
Nicholas Williams
2023-10-16 12:35:38 +0000 UTCSmall enamel pins (for jackets, lapels, etc.)
Anu Kirk
2023-10-16 11:39:35 +0000 UTCLove more posters and T shirts, glassware would be cool too.
Will Toothaker
2023-10-16 11:21:54 +0000 UTCFinally, cookbook 2
Rob Satterfield
2023-10-16 10:23:36 +0000 UTCOh man. I was totally gonna go for one of those mock up vintage beer bottles.
Berthold
2023-10-16 06:29:25 +0000 UTChonestly i will throw any amount of money at T shirts of in-universe brands. I have both The Smoke and the Kronos Cafe ones and they’re among my favorite shirts. i’m a real sucker for shirts that say “99.9% of people will look at this and just think it’s a cool-looking shirt about a thing that is in the world and exists, but if you are part of the 0.1% who recognize what it actually is, you’re in”
Cy Heffley
2023-10-16 06:19:55 +0000 UTCthose comedy condoms
E Corcoran
2023-10-16 06:02:05 +0000 UTCFridge magnets! I have a new apartment! The fridge needs hell of such as magnets!
joey
2023-10-16 05:51:30 +0000 UTCThe logo T would be super
Andrew Walker
2023-10-16 05:50:50 +0000 UTCI would probably buy some magnets and/or metal pins
Amit Katz
2023-10-16 05:34:54 +0000 UTCI have been hoping you would start offering the book collections of Achewood again. I never got a chance to buy them all and only have three. I would love to have the entire collection in print.
Matthew S Cilwa
2023-10-16 05:30:03 +0000 UTCThis is sort of a meta-merchandise thing but: I would love to rock some Achewood tees. I have very sensitive skin and most of the "basic" cotton itches like crazy after one or two washes. Are there any t-shirt printers that will allow the customer to upgrade the shirt they print on from the stock cotton to Pima cotton or something similar? I'm sure I'm not the only autist with this problem.
Ben Wilinofsky
2023-10-16 05:29:53 +0000 UTCOther than grand physical compendia that may preserve the work against net-crashes and falls of civilization: persistently-available T-shirts and other garments.
Tom P
2023-10-16 05:20:51 +0000 UTCI'm surprised you don't sell any of the bumper stickers featured in the comic. I'd pay good money to tell people their car isn't a goddamned phone restaurant
Isaac Guysaac
2023-10-16 04:57:58 +0000 UTC
