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0021 - Ray and Pat in, "Road Trip," Pt. 5

In which we finally get a glimpse inside the Hut of Senses, and inside Ramathustra Ron's inner machinations. We still do not, however, see any of these Ray-crazed witches that Ray keeps talking about. 

0021 - Ray and Pat in, "Road Trip," Pt. 5

Comments

Onstad these are absolutely crackin

trashdo

Very excited to see Pat’s soul leave his mortal body for the astral plane (Pat is going to die)

Finbar Clougherty

My man Pat starts the evening with a lil macrodosing

Daniel

Oh, Pat

Kate

No moral.

Nicholas Williams

Ray's galaxy song might sound as though some layers of festive patisserie were being compressed by a lady's bottom.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Dunno why Pat didn't anticipate Ray falling ass-backward into wild success, since that's all he's ever done.

Oppido

He…he is careless…

Don Rowe

Ah, Patrick. One wondered when his cur nature would reassert itself.

Jon Garrad

We thought the coming out might be, too. Look how long that lasted, chochacho.

Gaël Lancelot

I’ve never felt sorry for Pat before in my life but I’m getting there

Walter Biggins

Pat’s great! Can’t wait to see if he’s still alive tomorrow

souvlaki Alabama

Relapsin' Ray Vs Psilovibin' Pat. No winners.

Omnithea

Ray should not be Drinking.

Nicholas Williams

Pat has lost the thread.

J.

Ray ain't mindful of common sense. But uncommon sense? Now we talking.

b.zap

Pat was simultaneously smart enough to realize Ron would love Ray for his money, and too stupid to realize he would love Ray for his money.

chili sunrise

I think Pat is feeding him info

chili sunrise

That last panel has strong "Philippe wolfing down dinosaur eggs and king piss" vibes.

Oppido

This could be a permanent change for Pat.

Tom PM

I also love that trope, a spin off from the classic "If we double the temperature it'll be ready twice as quickly!" for when a side-character has been left in charge of, and fallen utterly behind on, dinner preparations.

Daniel Burt

What a frightful text; what a frightful concept. I wish the vegetable gremlin were here to light our way through these dark times (in general, but also here specifically)

Kriegsaffe No. 9

I don't know which concerns me more: the implication that GREMLINS 2 is *not* a seminal classic, or the implication that LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN *is*.

John Robinson

To the donor (in this case, Ray), is there a difference?

John Robinson

I'm picturing Todd explaining the secret riddle menu to Pat at the Afterlife Friendly's, and Pat never ever getting back to the surface world because he's incapable of answering a question without turning it into a lecture.

Oppido

Ray strikes me as a man who would give up drinking for a short while but feel he just wasn't quite all 100% of himself any more without a Ketel One in his hand. Dr. Andretti probably shrugged and prescribed him a yearly session of having his blood completely replaced like in the urban legend about Keith Richards

Sedric And Charlie

He saw a biography of Grover Cleveland in a wet ditch. It gave him the inner strength to have the odd Ketel One

A Cloth Map

I knew I loved that trope

A Cloth Map

Maybe we will finally get to find out why Pat hates barbers. Share your trauma!

A Cloth Map

That part of the movie where the/a bad guy chugs a ton of mutagen to try and one-up the heroes (as seen in seminal classics The Guyver, TMNT II, the movie version of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and also Gremlins II and Ernest Scared Stupid).

Kriegsaffe No. 9

Is Ron a true believer? Or just a cult style grifter

A Cloth Map

We will get to see the real Pat from the Mexican magical realism photo

A Cloth Map

The indulgence of thinking we're geniuses because we're lazy. Better take too many shrooms.

Bungus Bronbo

Is ray not not drinking anymore?

Nikhil Brocchini

In which Pat learns his attempt to use Ray has in fact seen himself become the used one, and learns as usual completely the wrong lesson from it

Sedric And Charlie

I like Ron actually. I wonder what his trauma was. He should have thrown Pat a bone but now he’s going to have a Pat style situation.

A Cloth Map

aw man pat's gonna shit so much

Chuck Sebian-Lander

sober ray is like confident beef we might see glimpses now and then but they always return to mean

Zen Window

Pretty much the same thing as Ray randomly spilling chicken into a hot wok and winning the Metal Chef contest, or buying Airwolf on eBay. The bonus is Pat getting all Pattish about it. This will curl the Ron Paul sticker right off his messenger bag.

J Hardy Carroll

Ray now creates a new business leasing the space speaker to other cults in an MLM scam

Rob Satterfield

In which Pat finally admits he is a vegetarian because of the ancient duck attack

Rob Satterfield

I was right to look forward to hating Ron. Now we see how it plays out.

Vijnananath

Ketel One with a twist?! Either Ron did his research or this is hella serendipitous. (Also isn't Ray sober now?)

Migrel

Furious at every choice of font on their signage

Billy Keenly

There's an equal chance that Ray either loses his entire fortune shortly or he writes a bad check that exposes the cult to tax fraud while Pat either straight up dies or actually makes direct contact with the aliens. Either way looking forward to it!

Brian Sutton

Neat, Pat's gonna get to see God

Chris Martin

Oh man Pat shouldn’t take that much mushrooms

C.F. FROST

//claps with glee// Pat is gonna wish that banjo had carried him away to whatever destination it had envisioned.

Caleb Gerard

I was going to say something about Pat experiencing ego death, but an ego like his isn't going down without a fight.

EndgamerAzari

I am excited to see Pat become a Galactic Dick

Mike Kowieski


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