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0013 - Romba Cinema: Mens' Podcasts

Decoder key: Exercise fads; UFC + bogus philosophy + targeted ads; endurance bores; bitcoin nonsense; Alex Jones. 

It occurred to me recently how much podcasts have in common with the AM radio of my grandfather’s carport, eternally nattering and fizzing on with a slow baseball game or a distrait and bloodless narration of business affairs. Where is the automated service that edits today's podcasts down to the 0-3 minutes of worthwhile content they might contain? When does that come out?  When does that come out. 

0013 - Romba Cinema: Mens' Podcasts

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I think it may also mean that Telegram Sam has a shapely alter ego

lettuce.pop

Cam Hanes garrotted that guy with a Keep Hammering bandana

Chris Onstad

Huberman would like a word: these protocols are serious life-and-death business, not the stuff of mockery.

Eric Sorenson

I hate understanding this

Whitney Wasson

What's that, Robert Plant? A new Achewood? Wonderful! I'll log on right away!

Chris Martin

Podcasts are not always like this. Chris, you ought to check out The Blindboy Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/theblindboypodcast Maybe even appear as a guest? I'm sure you would both have much to say about being a creator on the 00s internet.

Tom PM

Why? Why do you want this?

Jacquelyn R Walters

Those sound hilarious, do you have a link?

Andrew Gillies

I'm still raw about Triangle Man taking an L even after he got off the poisonous seed based oils and started microdosing

Christopher Craft

Could be! You might have to start scratching the bottom of the barrel like /r/High Strangeness or something, although it sounds familiar. The Mel's Hole episodes to me will always be the Apex.

GruntyGinMan

There was an Art Bell episode once where he or some insane mountain man that he had on as a guest described being terrorized as a child by long, emaciated ape arms that would come out from under his bed and pin him to the mattress. Ape arms. I have scoured the internet for evidence of this episode but I guess it's once of those things that I might as well have dreamed.

Nicholas Williams

when, by god

Nicholas Williams

I was just about to say, is this the one where if you are listening on the internet instead of radio, they go on a bit longer while the tea is brewing?

Jeffrey Rubinoff

Is this one sharable or patron-only? Because I know a lot of people who I would like to share it with.

Jeffrey Rubinoff

As befits the subject.

Colter McCorkindale

You got it in one

Minda H

I have an entire folder of batshit insane conspiracy theory/pseudo science books that is exactly the kind of nonsense that Roast Beef is talking about in panel 6, with evocative titles like "The Saturn Death Cult" and "Cosmic Death Fungus", the latter of which is probably something Lyle has caught in the past

drrockso20

Which podcast is that? The host of BBC’s In Our Time does exactly the same thing

AA

Fair

E Corcoran

Hard to convey the true nature of a four hour meandering episode using brevity

Chris Onstad

overwritten

E Corcoran

I just feel bad for Chris, since capturing this so well must have taken a lot of soul-destroying research

RBM

perfect

Alex Kay

"I get asked all the time, if I could only take one supplement, what would it be? I like EXISTENTIAL DREAD. It provides me the nutritive-emotional insurance in case doomscrolling Twitter all day doesn't give me what my body needs."

Brody

People are stupid: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66314338

Rob Dalton

Once I discovered the Art Bell Tape Vault on Spotify my podcast experience truly became that of me in high school, camping in Mendocino County with the scouts, all whilst Scoutmaster Chan directed us to listen to the real truth as Coast To Coast AM blared from his transistor radio.

GruntyGinMan

I want to get trapped in the back seat of a smart car with Pat so he can make me eat vegan gummies while he tells me how the blockchain is SUPPOSED to work.

J Hardy Carroll

Is Beef channeling Pat in panel 5? Because you just know that Pat has a lot of opinions about non-fungible tokens.

Danny Duoshade

Joe Rogan told me to only buy bitcoin when the price is super high because that means it's worth more, and that's what I do in between my 7 daily doses of Malenhantz usepromocoderfkjr2024

Brian Sutton

Been there

Chris Onstad

It means Pentagram Sam knows how to pick UFC fighters, and you can ask Particle Man and Person Man about that.

Steamed_Grahams

You make me sad sad sad

Yelahneb Unicornucopiax

I like the podcasts where they talk.

Jeff Holt

This is why men feel the urge to reject another Zeppelin reunion and embrace more Robert Plant solo albums in the nanosecond before ejaculation.

Josh Krauter

Pentagram Sam Submitted Triangle Man in the Octagon. What does it mean and why are there three shapes?

Meadow Green

Haha *exaaactly*

Chris Onstad

WIN

Chris Onstad

What is d’yer maker

Chris Onstad

Sponsored by Huel.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

I love Teodor's little spin in the last panel

Max Kreisky

That's what I call a Fuck You Friday

Matthew Harris

Coded signals from Robert Plant is stored in the balls

emitydna

explains the faint thud and squeak of d'yer maker near my groin

Eric O'Brien

The only podcast I listen to is 3 British people trying to discuss literature while a 4th keeps interrupting them because a BBC exec will get angry if they go over exactly 45 minutes

Minda H

See, this is why my main podcast is a little something called “living in a humble little place where soil comes halfway up the walls outside and you have plenty of time to think”. It is suffering.

Bungus Bronbo

I feel enraged, engorged, enlightened, and enfrightened. Satire is truly holding a mirror to society's Pandora's box's paradigm.

Diego


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