Assetbar Archive: Tomorrow's Recipe is Chicken
Added 2023-07-06 17:00:07 +0000 UTCThis was in the old Acheworld/Assetbar folder with the date of April 28, 2009. So, I don't know why it has the date of 2005. Maybe you do. (Maybe you do?) Anyhow, there used to be a running "joke" where I'd say I would post a recipe about chicken, but then I wouldn't, and people would pretend to be upset about it, and it was a big source of bonding. Or maybe they were actually upset—it's hard to tell what's happening with people on the Internet. Maybe when it (the Internet) is finally over, we can all just be like, "Oh, I didn't mean any of that."
This comic strip was my way of finally saying a chicken recipe. I actually know some really good chicken recipes at this point, but I don't want to get into it. This is not an advertisement for the Achewood Cookbooks (which you can download from our shop here on the Patreon desktop site), but it almost became one. That would have been slimy.
Poll: Is it more fun to say "slimey"? I think it might be, but I wanted to ask. I like writing "tastey" instead of tasty, to see if people are paying attention.
Comments
This chicken is honest-cooked, with a tender crust and firm filling. It has been well moistened with natural juices and good country sugar.
Brad Fino
2023-07-08 07:37:41 +0000 UTCButterflies.
Brad Fino
2023-07-08 07:34:24 +0000 UTCI love it when Roast Beef has just had it.
Nicholas Williams
2023-07-07 21:19:30 +0000 UTCThe superior alternative to emacs
RTH
2023-07-07 12:45:50 +0000 UTCOh god please let the internet be over soon
Damien Quartz
2023-07-07 06:01:14 +0000 UTCMan, thanks for bringing this to my attention, now they both look wrong. I'm going to change my vote to "sleezy".
C C
2023-07-07 00:13:14 +0000 UTCWorth the wait.
b.zap
2023-07-06 19:43:32 +0000 UTCLord, please don't forget that endocrine system
Ismini Roller
2023-07-06 19:25:40 +0000 UTC*The fuck is "vim"?
Rob Dalton
2023-07-06 19:17:41 +0000 UTCBack when we were "young" and full of "vim*" and didn't yet know the world had gone to shit.
Rob Dalton
2023-07-06 19:17:32 +0000 UTCCallbacks to the early days of Achewood make me happey.
Rob Dalton
2023-07-06 19:17:03 +0000 UTCHowever if you use the recipe on fish as OP then you can use the fish in the ice cream for fish ice cream like in Venezuela.
Vin Crespi
2023-07-06 19:00:36 +0000 UTCWarning does not work on ice cream.
Vin Crespi
2023-07-06 18:59:21 +0000 UTCSlimey is more slimy. So yes.
Vin Crespi
2023-07-06 18:58:46 +0000 UTCThank you for demystifying the art of roasting a chicken for us all.
Adam M.
2023-07-06 17:10:40 +0000 UTCOh lord do not throw raisins. All hell will break loose.
Julie (HiDeeHoGal)
2023-07-06 17:10:39 +0000 UTCI always throw raisins everywhere when I want to get fancy. Recipe or no.
Shawn Clark
2023-07-06 17:07:42 +0000 UTCI have used this recipe. Also works on fish
John Krane
2023-07-06 17:05:23 +0000 UTCMaybe it first ran on Serializer in 2005?
Kyle McCowin
2023-07-06 17:04:51 +0000 UTC
