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0006 - Return of Achewood, pt 5

Lyle briefly interrupts our narrative-in-progress to pose a question that many have struggled with—particularly those who indulge too heavily in stews made with cured meats. The nature of the modern world begins to dawn upon our guest, who has already begun to grow wearied by its pastimes. 

0006 - Return of Achewood, pt 5

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The last panel is all kinds of delicious

RaleighTSakers

Phillipe hissing is a very Bilbo Baggins grabbing for the ring sort of look.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

It is relatable content. In fairness, there's very few card games I play with my daughter that are as engaging as Roblox.

Daniel Burt

in which Connie comes dangerously close to accidentally transforming into Gizmoduck

sp

My 7-year old has also taken to hissing of late, particularly when her tablet time is threatened. Honestly it's entirely possible I did the same when my sister overtook our sole television to watch her daily VHS recording of "Days of Our Lives," when I was enjoying my Transformers+GI Joe power hour. #hiss

Colter McCorkindale

As gratifying as it’s been to read Connie comment on the current state of things after so long, I hope it’s been equally so to write him again.

Billy Keenly

Really having to ponder what happened for Pooh to believe in demons.

Dara K. Marzipan

wake up babe, new gross Philippe face just dropped

Lionstooth

I love that they've kept their voices after all this time. Lyle and Mr. Bear still sound like Lyle and Mr. Bear to me. I went through whole collection a few times during the hiatus and this is like coming back to old friends.

Paul

I've been a pescatarian for 15 years now and I almost never feel regret about it. But even with such unsavory context, the phrase "stews made with cured meats" made my stomach gurgle enviously.

Sar

I wish I did not relate so strongly to Lyle’s question.

Gurglepot

I feel like Connie's first exclamation there ranks among his top twenty most-uttered phrases, at least.

EndgamerAzari

No godless shirt-lifter, he.

Oppido

I have the What the HELL People sticker on the back of my phone because it's awesome and fits perfectly. But I'd trade it in if I could get one that says Pocket Demon

Nurndelwyn the Profuse

This strip is what Dangerfield called "making 14 dollars (a month) the HARD way" and worth every penny-farthing.

Michael Akey

Panel 8 is some "oh yeah, Achewood's B A C K" business.

professor husband

That Philippe panel -- the subtle change in scale, the eyes and hands suddenly taking on a shape we've never seen, the emergence of honest-to-God fangs -- is legitimately the jump scare of 2023.

Oppido

Odds on this text from Cabo being collect?

Diego

I'm imagining Connie saying "sigh" instead of sighing

Lynsey McCoskey

I love Ray's reaction face to Lyle's question. He's excited by this!

Christian LeBlanc

modern social media is le bad

Silver Smoulder

Easily the most literate description of twerking I've ever seen.

Dan K

That first line nearly killed me.

Sean FC

I'm glad Cornelius had some honey for his guest and did not deny Pooh the very essence of Mother Nature's grace and sweetness.

Amy Lewis

This one’s less of “A momentary diversion on the road to the grave” and more “A moment of clarity on the road to the grave”

Bungus Bronbo

I doubled over laughing at the Philippe hiss

Aaron J. Rushton

- “brief videos of structural failures in developing nations” - “Lyle! Begone!” - Philippe’s sad little song

Meadow Green


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