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Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™

Men turn to ashes.

But this game stays immortal.
You can grab a copy here: https://www.gog.com/game/vampire_the_masquerade_bloodlines

If you're seeing this live, premiere will start in 15 minutes. If you're seeing this later, it's ready to watch.

Probably one of my most beloved games of all time, so I've tried to put some extra care into it.

Please Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Sseth


Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™ Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™

Comments

very cool

JEPZ

anytime fam the tough times eventually end but the tough times make you cherish the good ones even more

SsethTzeentach

I bought this game cause of this review.

WrenAndPeter

I was told this was in the same vein as Deus Ex in terms of gameplay, put a little time into it and never really took to it. Your video definitely made me want to try it again. Thank you sseth, your videos really do get me through tough times in life as weird as that sounds. I have probably said that before but gotta say it again.

Chao Vritra

hah thanks man , if you ever wish to join our game nights you and your friends are more then welcome , also good luck on your next review gonna wait for it whit great anticipation , keep up the good work seth

I wish your friend a safe voyage - I've seen some strange waters personally

SsethTzeentach

they're fine my wife (sister) says their Habsburg jaw looks cute on them also they can't chew on their toys as well

SsethTzeentach

ahhh man once our buddy returns from sea voyage we gonna play CK2 on discord again its gonna be autisitical fun once more , hopefully he wont get raided by pirates of iraqi terrorists again

yeah my wife robbed the goddamn treasury on "books" yeah we needed a thousand copies of Harry Potter fanfic reprints just for her own satisfaction

SsethTzeentach

Oof still better then my wife who always hated me for some reason even thou i gifted like a lot of silk dresses and even made a golden statue for her jeez i can hear my vassals laughing behind my back already. s-stop it! *sniff*

good god I still own it and still manage to get decapitated by the starter enemies, I'll try give it a proper try (and lord forbid - actually get good at it)

SsethTzeentach

I've heard very good things about Age of Decadence, it never got the attention it deserved so I'll definitely try it out and give it some coverage. Thank you for the recommendation.

SsethTzeentach

CK2 will definitely be covered, got a nice draft script for it I married some princess from the Horn of Africa once and had no way of getting rid of her. That woman was immortal with 25 intrigue.

SsethTzeentach

I have stumbled a few years passed on an intriguing title called The Age of Decadence. It echoes beautifully the times of the fall of the soviet union in the 90's, when parents had to wash diapers by hand, because paper was considered a commodity, when food was considered anything that was chewable, and the glorious legions of slavic, abibas track-suit loving, cyka-blyat crying ogres, affectionately known as gopniks, invented the geometrically perfect slav squat. Age of Decadence has a similar premise, but in a fantasy setting, where a "glorious" empire is now a post-apocalyptic ruin, and good and evil gives way to a more ambiguous moral system based on survival and loyalty. Needles to say, just like my forefathers, i spent half my time working as a well-meaning, but slightly autistic bouncer at a brothel. And hey, if you can't live the life you wanna live, at least you can play it.

G.Ceres

i found CK2 frustrating since my lvl of intelect was that of a potatoe but since my friend suggested it i cant go back besides its much more fun to play whit friends on discord , i just wish that one of our mates would stop cucking the rest of us by sleeping whit out wifes , she is getting out of hang whit her high charisma flirt build leader

be sure to show off how bad you can fuck up your childrens genetics with the incest

Seth have you ever heard of an odd single player game called Exanima? It seems just the right amount of weird and obscure and I’d like to see your take on it.

Dustin Alvarado

oh yeah definitely - it's already all on the list, I understand how to play CK2 and I've got an early script for it, so that's likely to happen later this year

SsethTzeentach

that's incredible

Thekaboofieman

Hey seth, you ever considered playing those weird ass paradox strategy games? (CK2, EU4, that bunch). Can take some time, but the retarded shit in those games reaches paramount levels with minimal effort.

jereme with a capital G

yes YES YES Dominions will definitely be covered - I actually put it off several times because I needed months longer to play as many factions as possible (in Middle Ages and Late Ages) (p.s fuck late ages)

SsethTzeentach

Hey Seth, since you like strategy games which tingle your autism, have you considered reviewing the Dominions game series by Illwinter Game Design?

taintur

oh and it would be a good time to tell everyone my literal high school project (we needed one to pass the year at some point) was just making an oblivion mod and then convincing my 50 year old project supervisor to somehow install oblivion and play through it because she was obligated to do it to accurately review it I got a pass.

SsethTzeentach

Praise the shekel-lord

Michael Hery

oh hell yeah - oblivion is pretty high on the list, plus its the best goofy-ass RPG out there thanks for the suggestions fam

SsethTzeentach

Hey man I really love your channel. You ever think about making a TES IV Oblivion video?

Michael Hery

wait i've seen this game memed about on some imageboards maybe one day my man

SsethTzeentach

I hope my sister's being treated well in the detention center. Tell the merchants i'll redouble my efforts - just to keep her from coming home.

SsethTzeentach

im a prisoner of my choices

SsethTzeentach

i'm very sorry - on the bright side I got more acquainted with Mogudan's works now

SsethTzeentach

Seth delivered the bitcoin assassins still are lurking in the shadow should you ever let down the merchants.

Puuyo

>"and sucking off the homeless" >no Mogudan reference I see you use doujins as gags a lot so im somewhat disappointed you missed such a low hanging fruit

Matteo.YB

and it's my birthday today, neat

Master Bait

NIce one

EBAWER123

can you do anonymous agony next

garibubu princess

It's time to reinstall, bois

Aleksandra Bessonova

You actually did it, like you said you would. Thank you, daddy Sseth.

great fucking video grand shekel

Drew Cook

The merchants are pleased, your family will stay well fed.

Nameless Guardsman

Every single video of yours is a fucking gem. Stay safe you beautiful bastard.

steamedhams

You're the man.

RascalPascal

10/10

Lucifer Misanthropia


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