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85. The Creamery (Blue Bell)

A beloved ice cream brand issues a recall when its products are linked to a listeria outbreak.

Prelude: Big Olaf Creamery in Sarasota, Florida, continues to sell tainted ice cream while under investigation.

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85. The Creamery (Blue Bell)

Comments

Gov Abbott had a tree drop on him & that's why is paralyzed. Not by listeria. Wth? Why did you say that? That's not nice.

Michele Cason

Recent events has brought me back to this.

sucriC drawkcaB

Please put that on a shirt. “Wipe the ice cream off your disgusting face”. Your laugh is beautiful Btw!

Amie Redman

😭😭😭

Stephanie Moore

Isabelle, true enough, that. Really hope that SimpliSafe works because I love ACC!

Michelle Hebert

Loved the episode but the wrap up was phenomenal, including the faux pas.

Isabelle Beauprez

I believe that ACC has many other threats to worry about, big pharma being #1 No wonder they don't accept packages 🤣

Isabelle Beauprez

couldn’t hold it, could ya ?! priceless crack-up!! 🤣🤣

Chuck Aronson

Lady stop 🙄

Ruby Rivera

Yes, I'm fully aware. Him saying it after describing the vibe is kinda like yeah that is definitely the spirit.

sucriC drawkcaB

Holy crap! I never want to eat store bought icecream again. Good thing I know how to make my own with a hand mixer!!

Jenny Graves

I was sooo happy to NOT hear my favorite ice cream, Haagen Dazs, mention in that list!

Michelle Hebert

You missed the best part immediately after that: "Who cares about people dying, when I personally am inconvenienced?" That was the salient point.

Michelle Hebert

And use some listeria tainted milk to make your homemade deliciousness

Janet Marie

That was hard to hear.

Janet Marie

That didn’t feel like a jab

Janet Marie

Boy howdy. Time to finally get that ice cream maker I've had my eye on.

Sam

Coming over to the States next week... Must not eat ice cream!! I'm immunocompromised. 😬

Greg Howes

Delightful ending. It's like you're a real person.

Emily P

What isn't in Austin? I know Austin is considered relatively "liberal" by Texas standards, but surely it can't be too far of a pickup drive for other Texans who might be pissed off at ACC, and that was my point. Besides, convicted master liar conspiracist Alex Jones is from there.

Michelle Hebert

not in Austin, lol

Emily P

How did you know I have an ugly face???

Michael Brodie

I love your fuck up at the end. It was great.

J Prosoco

I think maybe he overdosed on the THC micro-dosing.

Michelle Hebert

What a laugh. Sounds like that THC micro-dosing is really working!

Michelle Hebert

Can we get more quippy, degrading suggestions to purchase your merch?

Alyssa Stuart

I'm sure the father and uncle are turning over in his grave at what the spoiled, unethical lawyer kid turned the company into.

Michelle Hebert

At 11:40: "President George W. Bush . . . and his serpent-like tongue." 😜🤪😂 Wow ACC!! I love it, but saying stuff like that while living in Texas could find you on the wrong end of all those guns Texans worship. Hope that SimpliSafe works as well as you say!

Michelle Hebert

I’m now definitely going to buy some Swindled merch to wipe my disgusting face 🤣😂

Sofia Carr

As someone with the misfortune of living in the region, I've never understood Blue Bell's popularity. Maybe I'm just a snob. Not a Broken Arrow-style snob, just a "country flavors are not high on my list" type of snob.

KatieK

The credits are usually a treat anyways, thanks for leaving that in 😂 another classic tale...Texas has so many stories. Loved all the music but especially the accompaniment to all the news blurbs at the end; captured that mood perfectly.

Alan

The laugh at the end is epic lol

Loreal Miller

The laugh 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Mary Broadus

Amazing as always! And it's great to hear you laughing

R G

No condensation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shelby Atkinson

I always love the 3 variations in the end credits, but you spoilt us this time. Many thanks, as always.

Sally Norris

They should have stuck with butter....

MetalMatt

"The American spirit was in full force" yikes

sucriC drawkcaB

Yeap. Rolling my cart right by the freezer section. However, this daaz not stop me from making my own homemade. In-fect, it's better than store-bought. I eagerly look forward to swindles involving regulated industry, it validates my job. The laugh at the end sent me🤣🤣🤣

Acon Cernczyn

Has ACC ever before not been able to do the entire spiel at the end? I enjoyed that an episode about ice cream and sadness was bookended by a good chuckle.

Stephanie Johnson

Good thing I can’t have dairy 🤣

Chuck Aronson

Oof that string of brands at the end 😰

Haley Hagle

Love the jab at the Astros, nicely done

james

Just going to eat this pint real quick before its ruined for me.

Jacquelyn Walker

And Here. We. Go!

Edward

Here we go...

PJ Simon


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