So many long, awkward pauses in the "dialog." They probably had to leave those in though. Be a 45 minute movie without them.
Joe Blankenship
2025-05-03 16:04:14 +0000 UTC
Some final words on Fateful Findings:
Thank you, Mr Breen. Your selflessness and courage in speaking the truth and exposing the rot and corruption at the heart of The Bank, AND all the politicians, will be remembered forever.
Your voice, ever calm and unchanging, even in situations where lesser men would show some kind of emotion (like, say, at least mild distress that you just found your best friend dead from apparent suicide), gives us comfort and assurance that all will be made right in the end.
We, the public, are forever grateful to you. In your honor, we will leave no laptop un-toppled, no book un-thrown. Men will casually expose their butts, even if you'd really prefer they not. Women will never wear a bra, regardless of event or location.
May our husbands be ever sad and horny. May our wives be ever drugged. May our step-daughters be ever slutty.
In Breen, WE trust.
Smapdi
2025-05-02 11:35:48 +0000 UTC
Wow, I saw you started a bad movie channel, but talk about diving into the deep end! I'm unreasonably excited for this reaction lol
#EyesOnBreen