Barnyard Antics

When two college freshmen decide to explore a farm just outside their campus for a “special” view of the workers there, things don’t go to plan…

Barnyard Antics

“Toya! Come look at this!”

Jimmy called over to the excitable college freshman that he’d taken on their little excursion. It was a farm, just outside of the college grounds, with pastures that extended for dozens of acres in each direction around it. All manner of animals grazed and relaxed here, enjoying both their day jobs of dairy production and manual labour as well as time to relax in their preferred accommodation.

“Oh man Jimmy I don’t think we should be here… Don’t farm animals get really territorial? It’s their private space after all.”

Jimmy laughed “Oh come on dude, it’s some dirt paths and some fields. It’s not like they’re going to run you down in a tractor”

The little star on the wolfs cheek fluttered a little as he chuckled in response “Fair enough, but if we get chased out, you’re paying for our dinner”

“Deal!”

The two wolves walked up the sandy trail that split two pastures towards the farmhouse at the top of the hill. Both were sheep pastures, most of whom were congregating in the centre of the fields, talking and enjoying a sunny day that allowed them to focus on the natural processes that were best for the production of woollen clothes. They grazed and laughed while enjoying the sun on their freshly grown wool that shimmered from careful grooming.

“Hard to believe they all want to do this. Especially naked” Jimmy remarked “Not that I enjoy working in my pants I guess…”

“Hah, yeah you’d walk around in boxers every day if the professors would let you” Toya responded.

Jimmy just grinned in response “Yeah well, I’m not sure I’d want it all hanging out ya know?” he looked up ahead to a large barn “Though I guess the cows don’t really have much choice…”

Both wolves felt a small blush come to their cheeks as the image of fully naked cow sprang into their minds. It wasn’t that unusual to see, after all udders were not a subtle addition to ones stomach and even bovines who preferred to work in offices let them hang out below their often similarly substantial breasts. Not that bulls were any less subtle about the size of their own members or horns, though that image did not occur to the horny freshmen who now found themselves at the gates of the farmyard proper.

“Do we just… walk in?” Toya asked nervously.

“I guess so, there’s no lock on this thing” Jimmy pulled the large wooden gate open, letting Toya go in first as the full breadth of the yard opened up to them. Two massive brick buildings were either side of them, their roofs slatted with ornate slate tiles that glistened as the sunlight bounced off their black exterior. The odour of the place was potent, a mix of manure and dairy that seemed to be as unnaturally heavy as it was heavily natural.

“Why… why does it smell so…”

“You think they just let their droppings go to waste when they can use it to fertilise fields Toya?” Jimmy responded “Deal with it, you’ve smelled worse after a gym session”

“Have not!” Toya shouted, his hands shooting to his face as he realised how loudly he’d exclaimed his rejection.

“Huh, who was that?”

The voice rang out from a window that had been left open on the building to their left. Inside was a cow, naked from top to bottom, her nose pierced with a large ring that swung back and forth as she made her way over to find the source of the noise.

“Crap…” Jimmy muttered under his breath, pulling Toya back so that they were out of the line of sight of the window. Both the wolves stayed silent as the woman made her way over and looked out.

“I know I just heard someone…” she muttered to herself. Toya and Jimmy were in awe, their brains almost immediately fogging upon seeing the bovine just casually lean out of the window, her udders and breasts hanging down and around the frame. After a few seconds she shrugged and turned back around, going back to her business inside the room.

“That was close…” Jimmy said, breathing out heavily.

“I thought you said we’d be fine!” Toya whispered back, his annoyance still clearly audible “What the hell man?”

Jimmy shrugged “I just don’t want to get caught this early dude, don’t worry about it. Besides what a view huh?”

Toya blushed again “She… she was totally…”

Jimmy gave him a jab with his elbow “Jeez man calm down. You know it’s just some boobs and udders right. No need to get all flustered about it”

Toya shook his head and pouted “I… I am not flustered!” he got up and shook himself down “Come on, let’s see some more of the place”

Jimmy smirked “That’s more like it, looks like there’s a full on barn over there. Let’s see if there’s a window or something…”

The two wolves snuck around the huge brick building, checking for signs of nearby movement as they went. All the animals were clearly either too focussed on other things to look out of the windows or just ignoring the noises going past.

It wasn’t long before they found their way over to the entrance to the building proper. A receptionist was visible past a desk, seemingly wearing the only clothes on the entire grounds.

“Think we should pretend we’re visitors or something?” Jimmy asked, looking at Toya with a grin “Do the whole health inspector thing?”

“What like…” he put on a low voice, frowning and puffing out his chest “We’re here from the Department of Agriculture, we want to make sure you’re fulfilling your hygiene requirements”

Jimmy chuckled “Yeah! Perfect! You practice doing that or something?”

Toya just shook his head “This is dumb, we’re just gonna get caught and kicked out anyway.”

The two wolves sighed together as they took another look around the barnyard. A couple of pastures were clearly visible behind the brick building, with a few cows mulling around.

Jimmy grinned to himself, grabbing at his friends arm and pulling him towards the fencing.

“Ow! Come on man what’s the…”

Toya’s eyes went wide as he gazed upon the field of animals. Lying in the sunlight were a pair of cows, their carefully manicured bodies glistening as they relaxed with magazines and drank from thermos flasks beside them. Blankets were laid out with sandwiches, their break time meal the wolves supposed, with some having already been started.

Both of the bovine workers were completely nude. They were on full display for the two boys as they gazed with wide eyes upon a story they’d love to take back to their freshman dorm.

“Trespassers huh?”

A gruff voice broke them out of their stupor. Behind them was a mare, at least seven foot tall, gazing down at their rapidly paling faces. She was frowning, her nostrils flaring up with every breath. But even as the boys tried to focus on her face it was almost unavoidable that their eyes fell again on the body of the woman in front of them, as uncovered as the rest of the animals on the farm.

“Trespassers and voyeurs” she remarked “Honestly, what is the world coming to…”

“I… we’re…” Toya stuttered, looking to Jimmy. Unfortunately his friend’s mouth was equally agape, unable to utter a sound as he looked up at the equine form in front of him.

“On private grounds? Yes boy, you are.” She looked over to the field of cows “Hey girls, look what I found wandering around!”

The two women in the field looked up at the commotion, a look of shock on their faces replaced by a strange curiosity at what was transpiring almost immediately.

“I err... We’ll… we’ll just head off no…”

“You’re not going anywhere” the mare interrupted Jimmy before he could finish trying to stutter out a desperate plea to escape “I want to introduce you to my colleagues here”

The two bovines had made their way over to the outer fence of the pasture. Each of them was now baring a look that seemed to be a mixture of anger and genuine curiosity.

“Goodness Helen, you appear to have found two lost boys” one of them said, leaning over the wooden struts and letting her udders and breasts hang low directly in front of the wolves.

“Hardly lost Margery. Two little explorers desperate for a look our little private enterprise…” Helen pulled both of the wolves in front of her, their heads now resting directly on her upper body, their faces flushing deep red as they started to realise the terror of the situation.

“Pl…please… we didn’t mean…”

“Awww, that one looks positively terrified Helen” another of the bovines came up to the fence “It’s alright little boy, we’re not going to hurt you.”

“I’d quite like to Gertie” Margery huffed “They certainly seem to have their eyes stuck on your udders rather than your face”

“Oh shush Margery, you’re just having empty nest syndrome. How long did you let Billy suckle for?”

“That’s not…”

“Girls please” Helen interrupted “I’ve got two pups here who seem to be getting antsier by the minute”

The two cows looked back the wolves. Toya and Jimmy were stood stock still, like tree trunks barely even moving with the slow rubbing motions of Helens hands on their shoulders.

“I’m sorry, we didn’t mean to intrude” Jimmy piped up just about keeping his composure “We’ll just go back to our college and…”

“Oh you’re in college huh?” Gertie interrupted “Tell me kiddo what are you studying?”

“I…” Jimmy found himself struggling to think. A strange fog started to cloud his thoughts, the slow rhythmic motions of Helens hands seemingly stealing all of his focus away.

“Come on boy, can’t be that hard to tell us” the mare stated, turning him around to face her. She looked at Toya briefly before nodding towards Gertie “Why don’t you take this little one, he seems rather smitten with you…”

Toya’s mouth went to object but all that left his mouth were incomprehensible stutters as the cow reached out and pulled him towards the fence.

“Ssshh… its ok puppy. We said we’re not going to hurt you and we’re girls of our word.” She turned Toya to face her and started to rub around his ears. A weakness of his since childhood, Toya found himself loosening up as they flopped around the fingers that began to slow rub through his hair.

“Hmmm… this one’s quite the cutie…” Gertie pulled the wolf in close to her chest, his head resting on her bosom “Maybe you’re not the only one that misses a bit of child-rearing Margery. He’s got hair like my little cattle boy…”

Toya started to feel his fur stand on end. His mind was struggling to focus as the cow slowly moved his head and body around in her hands. He felt like putty, being moulded and squished, a strangely pleasurable experience that left him more relaxed than he could ever remember.

Jimmy was in a similar state, but for entirely different reasons. His mind felt like running water, information seemingly falling from it like a waterfall as he gazed into Helens eyes. The mare pulled at his shirt, his arms lifting up with nary an inkling of resistance.

“I think this barnyard could use a couple of extra members, don’t you think so girls?”

Margery guffawed “Not two seconds into finding these boys and you want them all to yourselves huh?” she turned back towards the field “Let me know when you’re done with them I’ll…”

“Oh don’t be so sour” Gertie responded “Go and get the diapers from inside, they’ll need them after a few more minutes of this”

The black and white bristles on Margery’s back stuck up “Really? Am I just going to be a glorified mid-wife for these two?”

Helen sighed “This one isn’t getting smaller, Margery.” She pulled Jimmy’s pants and boxers to the ground, leaving the young man totally exposed “He’s going to be my big strong toy-boy”

“In diapers?” Margery seemed genuinely confused.

“Yes, in diapers” Helen pulled Jimmy’s hands to his sides, the boys eyes now closing and opening involuntarily as he started to sway a little from side to side. Inside his head it felt like his brain was turning to ice cream, melting away even as he started to try to piece things back together. Concepts were there but nothing would connect; only the voice of the mare that now had him entrapped allowed him any kind of focus.

As Margery left, Gertie proceeded to start handling Toya’s clothes. They slipped off with ease, seeming larger to the pup as he felt his body almost entirely give way and collapse to the floor. His fur was shortening, turning to thin bristles as he his ears began to move sideways across his head and flop. He could feel a weight on his head start to build and build until with a small pop, two tiny horns emerged.

“Oh goodness, look at his little nubs Helen!” Gertie exclaimed “He’s going to make such a cute little calf!”

Toya, rather than resisting these sudden changes in his appearance, smiled broadly as Gertie gave him a little tickle on the stomach. He was still shrinking, his clothes now in a pile on the barnyard floor as the cow lifted him into her arms. His tail shrunk and thinned, turning from a fluffy long ball of black fur into a long thin extension that puffed out at the end.

Jimmy meanwhile had finally been able to stop feeling like his brain was turning to mush. Instead however it seemed to have rested on a very small set of questions. Where was he? Who was he?

And why did he feel taller?

“Come on boy, why don’t you show off for me? Momma’s gotta have her colt-boy for some fun later…”

Helens words rang through his mind like a gong. With a grin the wolf started to flex, his muscles bulging outwards and growing in size as his face began to elongate and stretch. His head-fur, normally a tussled affair, began to grow back into a long mane as his fur receded into short grey bristles that merely accentuated the sudden increase in muscle mass around every part of his body. His tail began to rush back and forth as it went through similar changes, becoming a brush of bright hair that stuck outwards above his rear.

“Goodness, what a stud!” Helen exclaimed “Definitely going to have some fun with you later in the barn…”

“You girls have been busy…” Margery came round the corner, two bags over her shoulders “I brought out the extra larges and the Swaddlers? Can’t imagine which one needs which…”

Gertie snorted “Oh just give them here you old cow, stop being such a downer”

Margery simply grumbled in return as she handed over a small bag to Gertie, the bovine slipping her hand into the top and pulling free a thick folded plastic square, covered in cute little animal designs.

“Ploppers? I thought we were trying to save on this stuff…”

Helen giggled “Really? You want to handle trying to clean up after our little fertilisers here when their leak-guards give way?” she took the second bag from Margery and pulled a similar diaper free, only this one was substantially larger and far thicker. The designs and look, however, were identical.

“Stay still Jimmy”

The now totally enthralled stallion stood at attention and spread his legs out slightly as the mare pulled the diaper between his legs. He wiggled a little involuntarily as she tightened the front, making sure he was nicely secured before pulling one of the tapes round to the landing zone. As the second tape connected with it, Jimmy felt his mind manage to piece together the feelings round his waist into something concrete.

“That’s right big boy, that’s your diaper now. You’re gonna be in them as long as I want you to be”

Jimmy just grinned back “Yes Mommy, they’re my diapers!” he responded putting his hands on his hips as if to show them off. A clap from the mare was his reward.

“Good boy!”

“Oh Helen, he’s precious!” Gertie cooed “Just let me get my little one here all snuggly…”

With practiced hands the cow slowly wrapped the thick padding around the now tiny calf’s form. Toya had shrunk down to the point where Gertie could rest him gently in one arm, his head resting on her shoulder as she rocked him back and forth. The crinkly undergarment came all the way up to Toya’s upper stomach, half wrapping him in a thick layer of padding that pushed his legs far apart. Little hooves had replaced his paws, clacking together with the tiniest of sounds as Gertie adjusted him in her arms.

“To think, you’d come here to look at us and now you get a front row seat don’t you?!”

Toya didn’t respond with any words, instead drool began running down his chin as little gurgles came from his maw.

“I think someone must be a little hungry… Why don’t you suckle for a while, Mommy has plenty of milk for you sweetie.”

The calf’s eyes widened as his brain made one of the few connections that remained clearly defined. He was hungry, and the nipple being presented to him was starting to drip with exactly the source of food his new body desired.

With a little mewl he latched onto Gertie’s breast, his mouth moving back and forth as sweet milk flooded his mouth. Drips of it began to run down his tiny face as his wide eyes looked up at the woman who had so easily managed to make him her little calf.

Those eyes quickly closed however when another feeling took hold. His stomach needed emptying but his old body's control was now no longer a concern. His maw briefly clenched around the nipple as a slight push was all that he needed to let a flood of warm mess fill the back of his diaper.

“Goodness! Such an eager little worker! Oh Helen they’ll make perfect little fertilisers for us, yes they will!” she nuzzled Toya’s nose as he continued to push more and more of the manure into the waiting padding.

“Well, let’s see what Jimmy can do then shall we?” Helen looked back at the newly diapered stallion, his brain still reforming as he admired his new brawny, but almost entirely brainless, form.

“My little colt, can you make Mommy one of your special messes?”

Jimmy beamed back, squatting immediately with his hands on his knees “Yes ma’am!”

“Oh, so polite! Come on then show me some big grunts!”

On command Jimmy began to grit his teeth and push, groaning as the back of diaper similarly began to fill. Unlike Toya’s it came in wave after wave of lumpy horse mess, the soft round results piling up in the back and pushing out like a bag of tennis balls.

“Oh my word, Margery can you see…”

“Helen dear it’s impossible not to notice the boy”

Jimmy grunted harder as he continued to fill his crinkling underwear, its rear drooping towards the ground as the leak guards began to stretch dangerously far.

“Oh, better make sure some goes to the front. Can’t have a back blowout yet can we ladies?”

Helen gave the back of the padding a firm smush, pushing Jimmy onto all fours instantly and dropping the now packed diaper under him and moving its content all around the inside. With a final heavy grunt his tail flopped back down and swung back and forth around his newly discoloured underwear.

“Good boy. Margery is the camera still in the diaper bag from last time?”

The cow nodded “Yep, definitely. Didn’t take it out”

Helen reached in and pulled the device out from bag, carefully removing the camera lens cover.

“I’ll come over to you two” Gertie said, walking through the pasture gate and heading towards the horses “Can’t wait to put this up in reception alongside all the others”

“Margery, would you do the honours?” Helen handed the device over, the horse taking it with a scoff.

“Sure your majesty, I’ve been your maidservant all morning…”

“Just take the photo before either of our new boy’s blowout”

As Gertie and Helen stood together, Jimmy picked himself up to his feet. Even at seven foot tall he look like a giant child, his big grin and enormous, full diaper that was discoloured from front to back matched the tiny giggling of his former classmate that had apparently had his fill of his new mothers teat. New barnyard toys for the girls that would be kept in pampered, but stinky, heaven in one of the many fertiliser production rooms in the centre of the barns, far from prying eyes.

Focussing the camera, a twinge of jealously shot through Margery. At least she wouldn’t have to change them…

“Smile!”