Can We Use Your Bath? - Concept Art Set

Uh, okay, so, like, can we just take a second to think about that? I mean, it’s not that I don’t, like, appreciate the thought of you guys wanting to use my bath, but, um, there’s a lot to consider. First off, I mean, have you seen my bathroom? Like, I haven’t had a chance to clean it properly in, uh, like forever. There’s mold in the corners, and ugh, I swear, it’s multiplying! I mean, I don't even know if it’s safe to bathe in there, you know? Like, I wouldn’t want you all to, um, step into that or, like, breathe it in and, uh, get sick or something. And then, there’s the whole water situation. I mean, what if you, like, turn on the faucet and it starts, uh, gushing out that weird brown water? Trust me, it’s happened before. Just imagine—like, you’re just trying to have a chill bath, and then bam, you’re suddenly in a, like, horror movie or something. Plus, I’ve got, like, this weird plumbing issue. I don’t even know how to explain it, but the drain is super slow. So, like, you guys would basically be bathing in a pool of, um, well, dirty water. Not exactly the classy vibe I think you’re going for, right? And, like, what if one of you drops something? I mean, I don’t want to, like, be that person who has to fish out a shampoo bottle from the depths of, uh, my bathwater. I’d probably just end up breaking the whole thing trying to, like, reach down there! And let’s be real—it’s really awkward, right? I mean, having a bunch of, like, sexy girls in my bath, that just feels… uh, a little too intimate or something? I mean, don't get me wrong, you guys are awesome, but like, bath vibes? It would be kind of stressful thinking about, um, how to act when we’re all just crammed in there. Plus, I don’t want to hear, like, weird noises coming from the bathroom that might, um, just spiral into a full-blown situation of, like, what’s happening in there? You know? Like, are we laughing or, uh, is someone seriously struggling to fit or something? It’s just a lot to think about. So, yeah, it’s really nice of you to ask, but I’m gonna have to say, um, no. Let’s find another way to hang out that doesn’t involve potential, like, mold exposure and awkward bathroom situations, you know?

Strawberry