Ramble: Killing off characters (who, and how)
Added 2025-02-28 14:02:04 +0000 UTCI believe I was tough but fair.
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Bibble, from Barbie Fairytopia, should die, maybe sacrifice himself, to both serve as character growth for Elina and also spare me, a Bibble hater, from his existence
Gee
2026-03-08 01:53:48 +0000 UTCMy friend works for the marketing team that develops the charmin ads
Mary Rose
2026-03-05 17:54:20 +0000 UTCAndrew Garfield part has me screaming ahahaha
Keenan Toussaint
2026-01-29 05:16:16 +0000 UTCDating myself here, but the Charmin bears comment made me think of the Gummy Bears animated show. Theme song slaps. I'd love a bear themed video. Gummy Bears, Care Bears, Yogi, Jamboree, Tail Spin, Wicked, Golden Compass, Goldilocks, Winnie, Cocaine, Fat, Kung Fu Panda, Jungle Book, Revenant, Paddington, FNAF, Teddy Ruxpin (?), etc. Just talking about them with Mistress Jenny, first of her name, would be neat.
South Korea's Got Seoul
2026-01-23 12:52:30 +0000 UTCIn one of the Deadpool movies, the Ex-Men arrest him and put a choker necklace on him and then he starts dying from cancer. I find that ironic because his whole "rapid regeneration" thing sounds a lot like cancer if you squint your ears. The function of the necklace is to subdue someone's powers. That seems really universe-breaking if they introduce it into the broader MCU. Like, would it make Hawkeye bad at archery? What would the world be like if Hawkeye was bad at archery? The end of the Sgt Doakes storyline was way too convenient. The TV show, at that point at least, still believed Dexter was a "good guy", so he couldn't have killed Doakes himself. They should have ended the show right then and there.
Clinton Weir
2025-12-17 07:02:53 +0000 UTCWhat an insane comment to see before she starts talking!! Lol
Charlie Charlotte
2025-12-10 22:39:50 +0000 UTCI have always hated those pervert scat bears! Thank you
Taraneh
2025-11-05 19:53:00 +0000 UTCG-d I want another evermore video so badly. I know you’ve made four….but I think about it constantly. What crazy turns of events
Florence Montecalvo
2025-10-15 16:44:52 +0000 UTCI am just commenting to say that I wanted you to talk about the "Hondobituary" during your search for Hondo's mysterious cause of death, and my bad pun instincts forced me to share.
Terry Flora
2025-09-30 19:31:44 +0000 UTCI do have to be a little bit of a nerd here, theres a whole arc from the comics called "Deadpool: dead" where he *tries* to die, and literally tracks down the writers of the comic to make them kill him lol; its a wild arc. So tldr, he would absolutely agree with you and would love to be dead
Wednessday L Ezaki
2025-08-20 18:34:16 +0000 UTCThe way your mind works is wonderful.
Mister CPU
2025-08-13 17:09:15 +0000 UTCWhen they established the number of times the doctor could regenerate they were quite a few guys into it and, while sort of far off, it was absolutely a number they knew they theoretically might reach in the future. They did have a little plotline where the character settles down as a sort of santa claus-esque toymaker in a village and nearly dies of old age when he reaches this number, at the end he's granted extra lives because of love like he's the velveteen rabbit lol
Holly L
2025-08-12 06:51:04 +0000 UTC“land..before..time…stupid dinosaurs…”
Ella Taran
2025-07-31 03:00:32 +0000 UTCI think you'd have fun at DrachenfestUS, but keep in mind it is VERY hot in June in PA and if you camp on-site you'll be roughing it unless you bring/rent a camper. It is still a LOT of fun, honestly seems like what you've described Evermore as but actually put-together and coherent and not terrible.
Rinley Coyote
2025-07-21 14:43:03 +0000 UTCAnd the fact their entire existence is based on the joke “does a bear shit in he woods?”
LKB
2025-07-09 05:10:40 +0000 UTCI can’t figure out how to get rid of the keyboard so here’s a comment. Good ramble as always
Lunden Anderson
2025-07-03 00:14:28 +0000 UTCNo one understands how much I hate the Charmin bears
Charity
2025-06-13 17:38:28 +0000 UTCDexter. I actually enjoyed the Lila story line and my take was that she was never an addict she was a borderline sociopath so she gravitated towards addicts for the drama. Iv actually known a few people like that scarily enough. Compelled to seduce then create choas.. jump to the end of the show: I wish they didn’t Kill Deb I was done then. Still smarts. She was the best amazing performance from Jen carpenter
JamesusMusic
2025-06-09 23:09:25 +0000 UTC“there’s no debris to be seen” oh but there is. there have been a few commercials that show one or more of the bears with toilet paper pieces stuck to their asses
kat
2025-05-28 01:43:28 +0000 UTCWait maybe that is MY saw trap
Anemone Plenary
2025-05-21 02:06:33 +0000 UTC“And Jigsaw is like, I wondered why that saw trap needed an animatronic band.” I put on this video while recovering from abdominal surgery and already the laughter is painful
Anemone Plenary
2025-05-21 02:06:02 +0000 UTCWhen you get to the result that matches your hat I myself died.
George Squares
2025-05-12 13:21:28 +0000 UTC“you just can’t really do guns in children’s media anymore, it’s too loaded” is an unfortunate and very funny accidental pun
moon jellyfish
2025-05-04 21:07:49 +0000 UTCAn evermore update would be so interesting! Maybe it would work after the lawsuit is over?
tagliatelle grande (sam)
2025-04-29 19:28:08 +0000 UTCOkay, I thought I saw the Charmin Bear on the link but thought it must be some obscure Disney thing I don't know...but legit was hoping it was those stupid bears.
Luigi Muscolino
2025-04-29 08:17:57 +0000 UTCHondo may be annoying but at least he didn't "hilariously" sell a woman into sex slavery the way they had Lando, Star Wars' famously first canonical black human character ever do. Hondo has got to be my #2 pick for that admittedly annoying category of character in star wars behind lando
Scott Mechler
2025-04-23 19:47:56 +0000 UTCThere was a movie called “We’re back!” that had dinosaurs in New York City, I’m guessing Jenny knows about this movie and just didn’t mention it.
Nico Harvest
2025-04-22 20:29:44 +0000 UTCI'm late to this party but the bulldozer joke killed me
Pileofrats
2025-04-12 21:13:28 +0000 UTCIf you like Julia Stiles you should definitely watch Orphan First Kill. She is such a treat to watch in that film 🥸
Brian Weidemann
2025-04-06 18:43:57 +0000 UTCBefore the bears, Charmin had Mr. Whipple (1970's-ish) who would follow shoppers around the grocery store and scold them for "squeezing the Charmin". My grandmother has a deep, unexplained loathing of Mr. Whipple that has become intergenerational, with all of us vowing to uphold her grudge after she passes.
Oatmeal
2025-04-05 04:57:20 +0000 UTCI can’t produce evidence that I’ve always found RR viscerally offputting, so everyone’s just gonna have to take my word for it lollllllllllll
Madelyn Mahurin
2025-02-28 16:44:18 +0000 UTC“Somehow, Hondo died…”
Eric Hales
2025-02-28 16:36:34 +0000 UTCthat’s for sure a charmin bear hat tho
Erik Krogh
2025-02-28 16:35:42 +0000 UTCOmg evermore update ramble please! 🤣
Kate
2025-02-28 16:26:18 +0000 UTCMy favorite part about that Alice vision is that I'm pretty sure it should've been impossible for her to have had it in the first place, as it was previously established that Alice cannot see the future once werewolves become involved. Still peak cinema experience, I remember taking friends multiple times to the theater just for that scene.
twillieblossom
2025-02-28 16:24:07 +0000 UTCDoes Jenny just want Ryan Reynolds to die :o
Luis
2025-02-28 16:23:03 +0000 UTCI can understand the hate towards free guy from only seeing the trailer but having seen the movie that whole take felt exceptionally harsh. I mean, first, he's a video game NPC. Just delete him. But also, Jenny's take is just the villain from the movie's goal so not great. Never gonna say free guy was "good" but it was sweet and I dunno if it deserved the spot on this list.
MyNameIsGrundle
2025-02-28 16:19:58 +0000 UTCThey focus way too much on those toilet paper bears faces when they're wiping. It's always felt weirdly fetishy to me
Tomorrow Sucked
2025-02-28 16:19:25 +0000 UTCLol, "most people might not know Hondo from the multiple easily accessible TV shows he's in. Most people probably know him from the pre-ride video in a single ride at a very expensive theme park" 🤣 tell me you're a theme park YouTuber without telling me you're a theme park YouTuber
Tomorrow Sucked
2025-02-28 16:18:23 +0000 UTCWhy do people seem to hate Ryan Reynolds now?
Markus D
2025-02-28 16:14:55 +0000 UTCSame. Like, it absolutely falls apart the least out of every brand I've tried, so you don't end up finding bits of paper in your crevices.
Markus D
2025-02-28 16:13:51 +0000 UTC"In the U.S. you just can't really do guns in children's media anymore, it's too loaded." And she just keeps going with no indication that she just dropped a killer pun.
Reed
2025-02-28 16:10:17 +0000 UTCJust have him leave after season 1 and come back for 1 scene in season 6. Boom. Solved.
Victor Santiago
2025-02-28 16:06:08 +0000 UTCThe episode where Doctor Who dealt with the 12 regenerations limit was "The Time of the Doctor," which aired as the 2013 Christmas special. This was Matt Smith's final episode as the Eleventh Doctor. In this episode, the show addressed the long-established limit that Time Lords can only regenerate 12 times (for a total of 13 incarnations). Since the Doctor had used up all his regenerations (including the War Doctor played by John Hurt and the metacrisis regeneration in "Journey's End"), he was facing permanent death. At the climax of the episode, the Time Lords grant the Doctor a new cycle of regenerations through a crack in the universe, allowing him to regenerate into the Twelfth Doctor (played by Peter Capaldi). This storyline effectively reset the regeneration count and solved the series' long-standing regeneration limit problem.
Archvaldor's Warcraft Hacks Premium
2025-02-28 16:05:03 +0000 UTCHonestly, why can these long franchises never stick to their guns. Like kill him off and have an idea for a new show. We all deserve to move on
Jente
2025-02-28 16:03:06 +0000 UTCI dont know how or why I made it all the way through dexter either
Amelia Price
2025-02-28 16:02:36 +0000 UTCbro NOT tell me something happened to leon
bansnakes123
2025-02-28 16:01:35 +0000 UTCMy favorite things about these rants is the way Jenny feels comfortable to just indulge in her sidetrack mind. 1) The whole Saw saga about her getting found out to use Jigsaw's resources to make zany themepark settings for herself. (I feel like Jigsaw would put her into a trap where the key to escape is like inside Buzzy or some other irreplaceable piece of theme park history and she just can't bring herself to do it) 2) Her just going full blast again on the Rise of Skywalker, the movie came out years ago and she's still going at it and it makes me feel validated because same lmao.
Jente
2025-02-28 15:58:06 +0000 UTCDoes Evan Hansen still have his broken arm while in the Saw trap obstacle course?
Alex
2025-02-28 15:53:50 +0000 UTCJenny looking at Evan Hanson: I want that freak Sawtrapped. Valid.
Mady, you know, from TV
2025-02-28 15:51:56 +0000 UTCDespite being raised in a despotic homeschooled environment, some Charmin bear children yearn for more, like perhaps a dance career or other artistic pursuit. But Charmin bears are a conservative people.
Chunk Crouton
2025-02-28 15:49:20 +0000 UTCThe thing I hate most about Charmin is that it's actually the best toilet paper brand I've found, but I hate the mascots and commercials so much and I would have found it sooner if not for my aversion to their advertising campaign.
Echo Cian
2025-02-28 15:47:41 +0000 UTCHondo, Captain Jack Sparrow and Ryan Reynolds. Yes. And Dexter should have been killed at the end of the 2nd season. I am the opposite of Jenny, I stick with most shows until completion. But, with Dexter, I was out after 5. Couldn't stand the, "let's try and make Dexter a sympathetic, good guy." Great list, as always.
Aaron M. Carpenter
2025-02-28 15:44:50 +0000 UTCWhen Jenny posts a video I am SAT alsopleasejennycanwehavesomeeftelingcontent
Rebecca
2025-02-28 15:42:41 +0000 UTCoh thank god I hate those bears. but yeah especially with your star wars picks it felt like SUCH a missed opportunity to not have Rey's force lightning mistakes be something she struggled with in any meaningful way, if they had killed Chewie (or let her have killed her parents) then maybe they would have explored her resistance to the dark side and her ultimate realization that she needed to balance dark and light....
Fade Johanssen
2025-02-28 15:36:17 +0000 UTCyeah, it’s been revealed more recently that the basis of gallifreyans and them being able to regenerate at all stems from the doctor but she didn’t know it. which means they probably have infinite regenerations now.
ace trakenite
2025-02-28 15:35:35 +0000 UTCShe didnt kill off Xander from Buffy, so I will be the one to carry out that gratifying task 😊 as much as I hate Xander, I would keep him alive for the entirety of the series, he’s just someone I love to hate at this point. But also, he’s the one that brings Buffy back in Season 1 and stops Dark Willow in Season 6, so we gotta keep him alive for those specific things. Honestly, I would just have him switch places with Anya, have him get sliced in half and swallowed up by the crater that was once Sunnydale, instead of our beloved ex-demon 💔
Nate King
2025-02-28 15:32:48 +0000 UTCFor a second there I thought it was just gonna be “all Ryan Reynolds characters ever.” Which, valid. I’d sign that petition
Madelyn Mahurin
2025-02-28 15:32:04 +0000 UTC"Happy Valentine's Month", she says, smiling, after putting Evan Hansen in a Saw trap and having a Chuck E. Cheese mascot die onstage.
Ella M
2025-02-28 15:32:01 +0000 UTCJenny, thank you for making a hilarious video about my topic 🥹! I love the long rambles but the short and silly ones are my favorites. I have to say I anticipated Dexter and Saw being mentioned more than Charmin and Chuck E. Cheese. I was devastated that Jar Jar survived this ramble. I really don’t get that. Next month’s topic suggestion will be “How Jenny would kill off Jar Jar”. It was irresponsible of me not to have mentioned him by name last time. I’ve learned a valuable life lesson here.
Louis Z
2025-02-28 15:29:07 +0000 UTCyeah, he made contact with his species and they gave him a bunch more regenerations. And then they retconned it AGAIN and the regeneration is something special only he (she at the time) can do (originally) and actually already has like a million times and the "limit" wasn't ever even real or something, idk it's in the new seasons that I didn't watch, but they've basically gotten rid of the limit at least twice now
Sean Boerger
2025-02-28 15:28:55 +0000 UTCThe rant over the Charmin bears left me feeling a little validated. Not that I’ve thought that much about those particular mascots, but I do have a personal belief that the poop emoji is not a good contribution to culture. I rarely share that publicly though cause I fear I’ll come off as some Jordan Peterson stan or something.
Alice Lastname
2025-02-28 15:24:40 +0000 UTCI think Hondo should be decapitated on screen in the Rey movie
Begemott
2025-02-28 15:15:20 +0000 UTCIt's sad that, with all the great television out there, one of the only series you've watched to completion is frickin' Dexter.
Matthew Filla
2025-02-28 15:10:47 +0000 UTCI’m so sorry to tell you that the Doctor Who regeneration limit actually was acknowledged when they reached it and they just had some powerful being set him “back to zero” so he would get twelve more. I don’t remember the details or context but I think it’s somehow worse than just not mentioning it.
Sarah Parker
2025-02-28 15:05:20 +0000 UTCAlternatively, swearing
Arizonia
2025-02-28 15:03:58 +0000 UTC“Can’t do guns in America it’s too loaded” GIRL YOU HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Claire Stump
2025-02-28 14:59:26 +0000 UTCThis is maybe your most unhinged video, I just sat here with a grin on my face in complete awe in the way your brain works. Looking at the fucking star wars obituaries on your phone in line for the ride lmfao how do you think of this stuff
Tali
2025-02-28 14:46:38 +0000 UTCGiant porg is menacing today
Monkeydudem
2025-02-28 14:41:36 +0000 UTCFlo and the Progressive Insurance gang. Maybe Jamie performs a murder-suicide event after years of being disrespected by Flo and the others?
Harewood
2025-02-28 14:32:19 +0000 UTCOne minute in and we already have Evan Hansen death by saw trap- this shit is gonna be GOOD
Fitting in is for jigsaw pieces.
2025-02-28 14:29:48 +0000 UTCDeadpool's not being able to die is a pretty important foundation for his character. Whenever Deadpool finds a possible way to die, he almost always seeks it out. Honestly, if you just told him you had an idea to kill him permanently, he'd probably go along with it.
Mobius Scarf
2025-02-28 14:28:49 +0000 UTCYessss, down with the Charmin bears!
Cait Monroe
2025-02-28 14:28:04 +0000 UTCjenny! you can get rid of the ai answer at the top of the search results by putting " -ai " at the end of the search (remove the quotation marks)
sam
2025-02-28 14:27:24 +0000 UTCI whole heartedly agree, those Charmin bears gotta go. Jack Sparrow was also a good call, I was embarrassed for the character in the last movie. It was so obvious they didn't have anything to do with him but felt like they had to shove him into the narrative.
Carrie
2025-02-28 14:22:44 +0000 UTCnot to be parasocial but jenny watch the last leon the lobster update, i’m in tears
Amanda Moreira
2025-02-28 14:22:42 +0000 UTCthis is good timing since the Duolingo owl was just killed off
Margaret Cathcart
2025-02-28 14:19:47 +0000 UTCLiterally gave up watching Free Guy on an airplane. To terrible to even watch even in the lawless sky
Jamie
2025-02-28 14:19:44 +0000 UTCJenny your ability to bring up the Saw franchise in any given Patreon video is absolutely incredible, you're 100% on the shortlist for president of Kramernation <3
Nickel Brady
2025-02-28 14:19:28 +0000 UTCJust realized I killed 2 Jaspers in this. Not even a common name
Jenny Nicholson
2025-02-28 14:19:20 +0000 UTCA trailer death is a perfect idea
Meggie
2025-02-28 14:17:08 +0000 UTCI would kill those charmin bears no question no problem
27limes
2025-02-28 14:16:25 +0000 UTCyayyy
Maya Kulick
2025-02-28 14:15:05 +0000 UTCHeyyy Happy Friday!!!
Bigfoot's Demise
2025-02-28 14:11:27 +0000 UTCWe are so back
Neal Chauhan
2025-02-28 14:11:26 +0000 UTCMy friend and I play a game kind of similar to this of trying to think of when/how we should kill characters constantly because there are so many characters in media that killing them at a particular point would have served the story/their character arc so well
Lily Rabbitt
2025-02-28 14:11:07 +0000 UTCI love the sneak peek of the Charmin bear
Jamie
2025-02-28 14:08:10 +0000 UTCNew Jenny and Monster Hunter Wilds day? Sounds good.
Christopher Hayward
2025-02-28 14:06:34 +0000 UTCHell yeah, thanks for the consistent and quality uploads
Cleen
2025-02-28 14:06:21 +0000 UTC
