March Ramble Voting

It's 3rd on the Rotten Tomatoes 'Top 100 Movies of All Time' list. Third! Of all time!! Of course some people don't set any store by Rotten Tomatoes and that is Fair Enough, but if you're getting third on a list like that then I feel like you must be doing something right 🐞

Shred Cadmium

1. Lady Bird is a movie I like. It turns out, some other people here do to. 2. It's the antithesis to some of the tendencies in American movies that Jenny has criticized in many of her videos, so I'm curious what Jenny would have to say about that, especially since 3. It's written and edited in a very unusual style, the elements of filmmaking Jenny usually focuses on

Jerry Nicholson

LOL I think I suggested Lady Bird along with whomever normally suggests Lady Bird

Tori

Yes!!!!! Such a good show. Been a bit.lol.

Colin Sebastian

Maybe we can enjoy bowls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch while we watch, so we can have Shrimps On The Barbies!

Steve Ray

How did I not know this was a thing- I’m unironically hyped for this

AM

Fellow Patrons, I doubt I'll be changing anyone's mind this month, but for upcoming topic polls consider that the planned live action Barbie movie will be directed by Greta Gerwig, the writer/director of Lady Bird. You can get a primer on her work and her style from Wikipedia, IMDb, or some boring nerd like me. OR. You can get some preliminary info about Greta Gerwig from YouTuber Jenny Nicholson. Wouldn't that be a nice frame of mind to be in as you sit down for a Barbie movie? (If it ever gets made, RIP Hollywood)

Jerry Nicholson

If the Lady Bird crew pledged fealty to the Coalition, dreams would become reality.

Steve Ray

Hunger games strategy is compelling in theory but I am worried it will start out "These are user submitted so I don't really have a great strategy but...."

Alexander Waagen

She'll ramble, ie say whatever she wants about the movie. I can't ask her to fix the story because I don't know if she thinks it needs fixing.

Jerry Nicholson

oop i forgot to send in my topic but rest assured Semi Homemakers, Sandra Lee will return!

Joe Cumbo

Exactly 😭 its one of the best ones

I assume it's for the film and not the former First Lady. Will she fix the story? Critique it? Act it out? With spiders? Give us another conspiracy theory corkboard? I'm sure I'd be more inclined to vote for it, would that I possessed more details.

Charlie Hills

Gosh, I voted for seven this month 😳

Charlie Hills

Strong feelings that we will get twelve words on hunger games and an hour on AP. Plz plz plz plz plz

Ariadne L

horse breed tier list PLEASE unless you hate morgans in which case i do not need your opinion

Sydney Horses

We're small in number but we're passionate. We'll win others to our cause.

Jerry Nicholson

No one embodies eternal hope in the face of near impossible odds like the Lady Bird crew.

AppleSnaps

fingers crossed for jenny to mush theme park ramble and ap rant together

Gina Kim

I will keep voting for Ladybird until it never happens.

Has anyone ever watched Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse???? (raquel forever)

Olivia Louise

Checked like 4 and then unchecked them all but the AP toast bc I need this

Sifferz

A great dungeons and dragons player character name.

Sounds like a heist movie

Luis

Can ordinary numbers be used to rank themselves, or do we have to use Harvard Science?

Steve Ray

I feel like we're perhaps missing a trick in not calling it Jenny NicholCon

Shred Cadmium

There's good variety in this month's poll! I ended up voting for more topics than I usually do. It isn't likely given the votes as they stand, but it would be intriguing to see what movie Jenny would pick if the classic noir film topic were to win.

Rushka Unverricht

Ranking the Rambles: We've Seen The Master Post, Now It's Time for the Numbered List

Shaun Cheah

What kind of horse would win the Hunger Games?

Stephen Gillie

Dang ya’ll came out with the DANK topics this month

Hayley Penso

The horse girl in me wants horse breed rankings but the Jenny Nicholson fan in me wants to know how we could all win the hunger games 🥺

So many of these are good topics nooooo

Catnip Evergreen

Stephen Gillie

for me that was particularly true last month. never heard of the web comic series, checked it out and hated it for many the same reasons that jenny eventually criticized it for. that was quite the welcome surprise.

christian moses holtz

the funny thing about these polls is that even if the thing that wins isnt something i wanted the ramble will still end up being 10/10

Alex Wilk

I really just wanna hear you talk about music you like... but poll after poll it becomes more and more clear that it just won't happen. 😔

Riley O'Neill

Hunger Games! I need your strats! I'm so bad at things!

Christopher E Musgrave

It's a dark horse candidate but I'm pulling for Horse Breed Tier List. (Would also make a great racehorse name.)

Many great topics here. I hope to one day be able to afford the $25 subscription so that I can suggest “Jenny Pitches Nathan For You Business Ideas”

Anna Hicks-Jaco

Theme parks forever!!!!!!

Olivia Louise

Nancy Drew is what I am hoping for but there are so many other good choices this month.

Katey Koch

Hey Jenny if you’re not already planning to be on it you should be on Escape this Podcast

Tomás AF

man I know it’s not going to win but Last Train To Blue Moon Canyon was my second favorite Nancy Drew game when I was a kid 😭

jennycon2022

Clara Bannach

You ever see Mickey Rooney in his lecherous-hoodlum mode? He's great! Sunset Boulevard would be the obvious noir for Our Hostess, but The Third Man, Double Indemnity, or Ace In The Hole would also be good.

Steve Ray

we need lady bird!!

Nick Libasci

For classic noir, I vote The Big Combo or The Maltese Falcon.

David Nathan Tablada

These are all pretty good but BOY do I hope the hunger games one wins

Taylor Calloway

I voted for like 6 of them, but I really hope the Annual Pass Retrospective wins, that sounds really interesting.

I am way too curious to hear the hunger game strategy!

Kyolud

The Twilight: The Musical & other cameos intrigues me since I only recently pledged - and did so because I discovered FiW and Twilight and wanted to get the bonus video of Jenny covering a pony song! (The rambles are a bonus too :D) If only I had the suggesting power I would ask where she learned to sing so well and whether she still sings as a private hobby.

This month we're lucky Jenny outlawed voting for meta-Rambles and combined topics, because that could have resulted in "Ranking Lady Bird & Anthropomorphic Car Movies," and that would turn Jenny into a car/bird-rater, and nobody should just be a car/bird-rater, because a car/bird-rater isn't enough -- you also need a gas tank and windshield wipers and an engine and wheels. If you're only a car/bird-rater, then you're a Bad Car.

Steve Ray

I vote Lady Bird every month knowing it won’t win

So many good topics. If Anthropomorphic Cars doesn’t win, I hope it becomes a main video.

Tony M Parker

I want Jenny rambling about Anthropomorphic Cars so bad god please

Mariayuri Kumagae

You’re a bad car...

Erynn Richardson

i NEED the anthropomorphic car ramble... just picture the judgement of all those bad cars

I hope you get to talk about Lady Bird at some point, because it’s been on the list for ages now, and I’m really eager to hear what you have to say

Abram Berry