Trapped On A Blizzard With Jennifer Lawrence

We are really truly blessed

oliv

Mum sold us to Josh Hutcherson for space tequila, to protect us!

David Keener

Philip Seymour Hoffman being alive and enjoying himself made this for me

Hi Lindsay, thank you for your interest in my comment! While I can't remember what exactly was going in on my head three years ago when I (probably high at the time) made this comment, I do recall that I was aware of the mane joke of the video. I suspect that the joke (a poor one, I admit) I was going for here was not to do with the preposition, but the indefinite article, suggesting that Ms. Nicholson ought to have erroneously referred to it as "an blizzard" rather than "a blizzard," though if this was my intent, then I should have used the same improper preposition, I acknowledge. I hope that this response alleviates confusion, so that there is no more enmity between us, friend

Marigold Lloyd Cameron

It's an homage to "Trapped in an Island with Josh Hutcherson"

Lindsay

This has to be one of your funniest videos ever, I was literally in tears a few times 😭

michael

Well, this is my favorite video in the backlog

Keiko

Jenny is the Mozart of fanfic writing; too many punctuations! Remember fanfic writing leaves you breathless not due to quality or profundity but due to run-on sentences that you didn't adequately prepare to read out loud by inhaling enough air at the beginning. (Sorry if this joke was made earlier, Patreon doesn't have a friendly post-browsing system. Also sorry years too late but I just got here because I couldn't find right purple dress for premiere.)

Who Are These People

Hunger Games 5: Burning Down the House was my favorite part

Awwww, it’s “hemsworth??” Big opportunity missed.

C KF

Penny Nickleson is top fanfic protag

C KF

omg this is so good 🤣

ceoln

not a day goes by that i don’t miss this video

On mobile I'm getting "this video is private"

Stuart Kent

Just bought the patreon, and yeah, it's already paid in full. I saw true art being created live, it's a privilege.

Garga Lenoir

Omg, how did I miss this one when I watched the backlog??? This is incredible XDDD Jenny Nicholson is a creative genius.

Vespadesu

This was great!

flynnparadox

Got scared on hearing the word "hated." ;)

Andrzej Kapolka

Jenny starts describing the old time-y cartoon popcorn and hot dog standees: *writing intensifies*

Kombucha Papi

Oh my god. The cigars murdered me every single time. Thank you for this literary gift!

Oathian

this is the best piece of content I have ever seen in my entire life.

Libby

hi jenny! please give us the google doc link if you still have it! : D

bacchusdiem

I ship Pennifer more than I've shipped anything in my entire life.

Detective Rose

So glad they hooked up in the end

Tiamat4

lol ur love for popcorn really shone thru here

Patrick Lee

I liked it

Gumby with a sombrero

Always down for more theme park videos!

Booty McJohnson

This is the content I became a patron for. (I would appreciate a break from Star Wars content.)

Amy Shine

Why.... how.... I've read this fic before.... and yet it's being created before my own eyes 😵

Vee

Jenny Knows No Law

Steve Ray

Shouldn't it be "Trapped in an Blizzard"?

Marigold Lloyd Cameron

I need the Google doc omg

Will

"BECAUSE WE're IN A SNOWDRIFT AND NO ONE CAN SEE US" Perfect~

Harrison Gordon

She was on the receiving end of this bullshit because she rightly called out John Boyega for making that sexist joke and doubling-down on the misogyny afterwards in replies while simultaneously trying to deflect from his controversy by mobilizing trolls against Reylos: https://medium.com/@KMMcCort/when-systemic-hatred-of-women-online-goes-unnoticed-what-does-it-say-about-us-930cccb683e0 Her Twitter went protected for a day. It was the right play; if the internet's gonna throw a tantrum then stepping away until it's found something else to be mad about is probably the best move one can make.

Shaun Cheah

Wait I’m on twitter but didn’t see what happened. Hope you’re ok

VHS VCR

"Somehow, Phillip Seymour Hoffman has returned."

Shaun Cheah

On my 3rd listen I realized no one planned on saving Phillip Seymour hoffman. So he was brought back from the dead just to die in a blizzard.

Spencer Hastings

Honestly, the details are like a Hieronymus Bosch painting, with rival mobs of grotesque monsters torturing and devouring everyone in their path, enemies and innocents alike. If you'd like to feel genuine disappointment with humanity, here's the link: https://medium.com/@KMMcCort/when-systemic-hatred-of-women-online-goes-unnoticed-what-does-it-say-about-us-930cccb683e0

Steve Ray

I'll never get tired of Star Wars commentary, but if you need to take a break, may I recommend the completely unrelated film Starcrash from 1978?

For a horrific level of detail about this debacle, click here: https://medium.com/@KMMcCort/when-systemic-hatred-of-women-online-goes-unnoticed-what-does-it-say-about-us-930cccb683e0

Steve Ray

Jojo Siwa just released a new palette of cigars, so Villain Status Confirmed.

Steve Ray

You haven't missed anything. However, RUMOR HAS IT that the Ramble Poll will be delayed until Jenny completes the "Kangaroo Consciousness Rundown." The KCR is a trampoline-centered stress-relief program operated by an ATC partner in Clearwater, Florida. Jenny is already at Level III-B, so she should be back soon, perhaps with new, additional Patreon tiers.

Steve Ray

This was great! Did I miss the next round of voting for a topic? I feel like it’s usually posted by now.

Devin Beliveau

Did the story ever get posted anywhere and linked?

Andrew Carney

I can't wait to see PinkSparklyKnife's Sims-animation of this.

Steve Ray

I love that it is only unsafe for Jennifer Lawrence to drive in the blizzard

Please no more star wars....do the weird random video next

raphael

I know Christmas is over, but there is a third "Christmas Prince" movie, it involves a child. Please consider reviewing this or do so next Christmas, assuming current events don't result in third world war.

Lost Johnny

Mleg had me actually deceased. Not only am I a goon for Star wars videos, but amusement parks are the Best Things Ever so I am more than excited for Star wars land pt. 2!!

Taylor Calloway

How much to buy the movie rights to this screenplay?

Dante Ellis

The kids in the premiere audience will be the kids from stranger things.

Jamin Shih

In the movie I see Penny as Lily James, Jennifer Lawrence as Emma Watson, Josh Hutcherson as himself and Woody Harrelson has Matthew McConaughey

This fic is so relatable.

Hailey S

Trapped in on Skellig micehal with Mr Concession by me

Branwell

i think most people are in the mood to vent about star wars - i feel like "if rey is a palpatine", the sequel to "if rey is a skywalker" is ripe for picking

Bethany Gemmell

Bit late but... If you do a sequel and are looking for a.protagonist... How about Thandie Newton? Listening to your Solo commentary and you've just detailed how you're on her "hit list", so seems perfect for her to make an appearance if you ever return to this story.

UK73

The real question is when you'll do a fanfic reading video with Internet Historian? Because that's something we all need in our lives.

Laura Elizabeth

Yay.

Tierney Grim

This made me laugh so hard!

Noe Ramirez

The Rose Tico stuff at this point was expected and sadly not unusual. What happened was a bunch of people calling her racist for backing up Bailey's callout of John Boyega for being pretty sexist in a comment about Finn and Rey and then refusing to back down from that position and even escalating from there. Apparently that was enough for some idiots to declare that it was time to start cancelling, so they went back and dug stuff up all the way back to the MLP:FiW days. They didn't even find anything substantial through all that, either, but they were persistent and loud enough that her account went protected for a day.

Shaun Cheah

You can still order computers with hard-tap IBM keyboards, since some people prefer the feel of typing on those. However, typing sounds deafening on any laptop mic, so if Our Hostess was recording directly (vs. into a separate camera), that would explain it, too.

Steve Ray

a star wars land video is like the desert to the dinner of regular star wars videos—we’re full, but we can make room for it

Sordahon

More than what I could have hoped for. bless.

Brianna R.

Sold in an island to Josh hutcherson

Jacob Dooley

I signed up to be a patron only very recently and I'm glad that I did, even if it was just for this video which had me laughing more than The Rise of Skywalker. I am a bit confused though as to why Jenny seemingly has an olde-style typewriter hooked up to her computer, those key-strokes were loud.

Can't believe Rey's parents didn't sell her to Josh Hutcherson.

Z

I laughed my arse off at this, thank you. And I'd be interested to see the next part of the Star Wars land saga - either that or the follow up to Jeff the Killer

Insanity 2 is *much* bigger than JTK, maybe so big that YouTube wouldn't like the runtime, so no reading has been done yet.

Steve Ray

This was amazing, I love seeing the artistic process at work. Always happy for more Star Wars videos.

Carla Viz

I have a personal stake in wanting to see the BronyCon video as someone who attended it... But I also recently rewatched Star Wars Land Part 1 anyways, so I also look forward to its followup!

Viva Reverie

Literal tears streaming down m'face. I'll let you decide if it's from laughter, or if the beauty of this wlw romance is just making me emotional.

Christina E.

Just finished my third watch of the video and each time I found something new to laugh at :) Really great story!

Luis

I find this video strangely inspiring

Stephanie Fink

How hard was it to not correct your typos and ignore all the red?

Nyx

I hear Jenny went to bronycon with Natalie Wynn, so I'm pretty much dying to see some footage of that.

Stephanie Fink

I hope movies Jenny looks forward to in 2020 is put on the next poll.

Blue Corn

Yay! m'Star Wars Land videos!

Darren Pierce

*Very* racy for a family website.

Steve Ray

This might have been the best patreon exclusive yet

Tabea Zeltner

I saw her comment about her going off Twitter briefly, but just assumed it was due to general life stuff. I'm guessing it was Rose Tico related? Or was it some other idiocy? Either way, horrible. But it never stops her speaking her mind. She seems to deal with morons pretty well.

CMC

Dude, her Twitter literally went protected for a day after reactionary idiots harassed her off the site because they thought it was racist to call out a sexist comment. There are jerks everywhere, and if anything the Twitter ones are more persistent and worse than the morons in YouTube comments.

Shaun Cheah

It was all fun and satire until the appearance of Mr. Concession, a creation the author was clearly smitten with but then had to will herself back to the plot.

Emvee

That was amazing. So glad I voted for this one!

Matthew McCoy

An actual masterpiece.

I like how try as you might you still can’t write fanfic bad enough. You mention taking that inflatable before it becomes a plot point as a roadside flare.

Spencer Hastings

Same, I have liked the theme park videos but have been really excited to the brony con one. Hope she goes with that

Jackie Scott

Best fanfic ever. Delivered on the promise of the title. 😂

Nikki

This joke was old like 2 years ago, but I just don't care. I will use it every single time I possibly can, especially when it doesn't even make any sense

David Snyder

You don't know which video you're going to do next? Which one will come out first this year? So, what you're saying is... you donN'T hAVe 2020 vISiOn!!!!

David Snyder

We need the Google Docs link !

your bad fanfic content is some of my favorite content so i hope something like this happens again in the future!

Shiny Skunk

I'm mean, I'm tired of Star Wars, but I'm not tired of hearing people talk about Star Wars.

Tom Gonzalez

The insight to your writing decisions was hilarious! Thanks for that twisted humor :D Can't get a vision of a SMART car with chains out of my head now

Scott Ferrier

Giving us the gay romance Disney wouldn't <3

bub

Not sure what you mean by this. There have been very few jerks on twitter. There'll be more of that over on the YouTube review. But I wouldn't know. I don't go comment diving.

CMC

Excellent video, it made m'day. You've mentioned fiction writing in other ramble videos. Have you ever considered sharing some of your more serious writing on patreon? Creative writing workshops are one of the things I miss most about college.

Paul Herberger

ayy same, I had absolutely no interest in theme parks before I listened to the innoventions episode last year and now I've listened to every single episode and am planning a trip to wdw next year! so thanks jenny

Flora

I’m sorry your year started off rough Jenny, I left Twitter a couple of years ago (because I got too tired of getting death threats every time I committed the fiendish crime of being Jewish Online.) I hope the rest of the month goes smoother and you get to make videos you enjoy too! Also side note I got into Podcast the Ride because of your Innoventions episode and it’s been very good for long car rides over New Years.

Jen Proctor

It’s only the 6th and Jenny is already out here with the best video of the year.

All your videos are worth the wait.

Andrew Henderson

I hope your next video is Star Wars Land 2! I’m not tired of star wars videos, but even if I was I would still want the star wars land video next because it’s more about theme parks than the movies. Your theme park videos are my favorite

Emmie Desrosiers

The chapter titles should be obscure JLaw movie titles. You know, just to show that Penny definitely totally 100% know and has seen more of Jennifer Lawrence’s films that The Hunger Games.

Unfortunately based on recent events it seems that's apparently normal in this universe, too.

Shaun Cheah

“Flipping her long blonde ponytail and applying more lipgloss” is the villain in this fanfic jojo siwa?

Jacob Carlin

The ending really sells this tbh. I'm over Star Wars atm, but not Galaxy's Edge! Your theme park videos are always some of my favorites, I'm really excited to see parts two and three. That being said, I hope that the Dog's Purpose trilogy isn't off the table, I've been excited for that one since its announcement.

Sepron

“The Girl In The Dog Catcher’s Net” sounds like a weird “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” sequel

Jacob Carlin

I really enjoyed this video Jenny.

Richard Morrall

Sorry to see you having such a rough time on Twitter. Personally I’m far too thin-skinned to even use a site like that, so you’re already 1000% braver/tougher than me, and I salute you for sticking with it. So many funny lines/moments in this video… I particularly love how the inflatable popcorn mascot got a name but the-Hemsworth-brother didn’t… plus the meta irony that you were “trapped” at your computer trying to steer the story towards a blizzard, so you could finish and go to sleep! Glad to know that a BronyCon video is still on the table, but (like many other commenters) I could never tire of your Star Wars pieces. “I’m a big huge fan of you”!

Dee Crosier

The switching between past and present tense is what really elevated this fanfic from good to great. It’s that attention to detail that feels authentic

Hannah Skold

I hope the Hunger Games 5 soundtrack is entirely Talking Heads

beth h

I mean, I am tired of Star Wars, but not because of anything to do with you. Your videos about Star Wars are wildly entertaining.

I like how you setup a character conflict for Josh by establishing that he wanted snacks, with a promise to resolve it in the next chapter, and you followed through. So far this is better than TROS.

Bryan Sutton

I really wanted the MC to be like “my name’s Penny, Penny Nickels”. And she’s named after change, because her mom is so money hungry.

I hope your next video is Star Wars Land 2! But I’m sure whatever you make will be great

AugustCat

That was hilarious poor wax Tom Hanks and I'm thinking of changing my name to Mr. Concession! Also jelly of that typing speed I've used computers all my life but never learned to type properly. I'm tired of TROS but not Star Wars in general so I'm hype for part II.

Luis

I was looking forward to a Cats video; but perhaps it would be just like shooting fish in a barrel. However; creepy all singing/all dancing CGI fish, with badly grafted on human faces, should definitely be shot!

F W Pancakes

Idk why but "no... she wouldn't care about Woody Harrelson" was the funniest thing to me

Casper Hope-Tindall

This was so good! Looking forward to your star wars land video since I'm going in 2 weeks!

billythedoor

“Ahh, my leg!” She said, lolol I love it!

Josh Marjonen

what a completely entertaining ramble. starting with a blank page on stream is pretty brave. i quit twitter for new years, so i don't know what happened, but i hope you're feeling better. it's not late or required. it's the holidays. :)

Lawrence Whiteside

I'm so sorry you are having a rough 2020. Maybe that just means you are getting the bad stuff out of the way early, since things usually average out. Hang in there!

The upcoming videos all sound great! Also I really want to listen to you talk about broadway musicals.

Mariayuri Kumagae

Author’s note: I do not support cigar smoking. Meanwhile, no author’s notes on how it’s wrong for rich white males to buy teenage girls.

Blue Corn

Thanks jenny this was amazing

Josh Marjonen

i'm really looking forward to the bronycon video ever since you first mentioned it, i actually thought you had scratched that one so i'm glad it's still in your list!

anatheworld

I'm a little exhausted by star wars, just due to tros and all of the discourse around it, and would really like something zany but I'll honestly watch any video you post at least a dozen times so

Molly

Josh Dog-Catcherson

Vasyl Kerimov

❄️ Snow, eh? … there make be flakes

Shred Cadmium

This is the best way to start a Monday

SpiderDisco

Weird YouTube subgenres sounds absolutely delightful! I dont think I'll ever be sick of your Star Wars vids, though.

Mallory Brems

I'm sorry to hear. I and many MANY others support and respect you.

Mikehook1

Sorry to hear that Jenny had to put up with some BS, I don’t know what happened so I hope that it wasn’t too worrying.

Stephen

I really want someone else to now find this story on wattpad and be unaware it's a joke and do a reading video of it. Also I'm disappointed that Unkar Plutt didn't buy penny and was also a producer on Hun5er Games...

Matt Reynolds

It's so frustrating that a loud minority of Twitter would get so upset about someone supporting their friend's take against a bad sexist comment that they'd just accuse everyone of racism to drive them off the platform. The internet is so dumb sometimes.

Shaun Cheah

That was great, fantastic suggestion by the suggestor and great application of democracy, everyone. Laughed out loud a lot, the recurring cigars just got more and more hilarious. Weird YouTube subgenres sounds like a lot of fun, I'm pretty hyped for that.

Shaun Cheah

Mum sold Penny to protect her

Ben Weiner

Suggesting this ramble: "Should I clarify 'storyboard'? That makes it sound like sketching instead of just writing. Nah, screw it. This isn't getting picked." Mostly this was absolutely amazing, but I was disappointed by the scant mention of what characters were eating and the lack of clarification concerning Penny's bigness.

I love the choice to signify the antagonists with cigars.

Matthew Clark

Sorry about this start, we people can be very stupid and mean. I love your work and you made me laugh even though I liked the reylo movie. Wishing you well (sorry not english native)

Philippe Carpentier

"this is normal in this universe" should flash on the screen every time there's slavery in Star Wars

James Calbraith

This is amazing, I feel like I'm actually trapped on a 43 minute Jenny Nicholson video too! I haven't had the best start into this year either, but this cheered me up a lot. Thank you, Jenny! Edit: As the only person over the age of 10 that unironically enjoys Cars, I would be hyped for a Cars video.

Lea Chinelo

I’m confused, how did Josh Hutcherson get to Penny’s kitchen in the first place? You forgot to include a scene where he gets out of his car in front of her home, it would’ve really cleared things up for the audience.

Ryan Coomes

Sorry to hear about the rough start. Happy 2020 everyone.

Stuart Payne

have you ever got that follow up to the Jeff the Killer fanfic about the slederman mansion btw?

Xelias

I really love those fanfic reads ! :D

Xelias

I had popcorn earlier, but what the heck, it's a special occasion!

Wark

Oh god all the good clicks

Deanna

Can't wait to watch. Thanks Jenny!!!

Frank and Beans

Google Drive link?!?

Joe Bloe

i happened to be watching jenny videos i’ve already seen when i got a notification for a new ramble and my brain decided its first thought would be “well great, now i have to remember where i left off”

Spalfos

Just reading the title I laughed! Thank you for your hard work!

Jonathan Eiriz