So now we know what a "great disturbance in the Force" feels like.
Steve Ray
2018-10-04 14:32:04 +0000 UTC
This is where they get their midichlorians from
2018-10-04 03:19:58 +0000 UTC
Is it one of those hubris tales,
where he was the most regular Jedi in the whole Academy,
but then he went out golfing
and met Darth Activia,
who promised regularity
that would put an atomic clock to shame,
and then...?
Steve Ray
2018-10-04 02:45:19 +0000 UTC
RIP TTT
Shaun Cheah
2018-10-02 00:49:05 +0000 UTC
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Psylus Gogurt the Regular?
I thought not. It's not a story Yoplait would tell you.
2018-10-01 23:42:49 +0000 UTC
:(
Bagelhog
2018-10-01 23:39:04 +0000 UTC
He was
Jenny Nicholson
2018-10-01 23:32:23 +0000 UTC
Tim-Tam Tobbs is the new Jimmy Scrambles
Bagelhog
2018-10-01 18:16:11 +0000 UTC
This. This content is why I signed up for this Patreon.
Timothy Dunlap
2018-10-01 15:30:06 +0000 UTC
The title and first sentence made me think it was a wiki article about some bureaucratic paperwork that Kylo Ren was filling out or something on his desk that appeared in a quick shot somewhere in the movies.
"Just gotta finish filling out my Form 27 for my lightsaber insurance to kick in this year."
¹¡íÁ·¥úGáB½5@±t3
2018-10-01 14:36:33 +0000 UTC
This honestly made my Monday a lot better, thank you. I'm going to Star Wars Celebration as Psylas Gogurt.
Allyson Cygan
2018-10-01 14:24:17 +0000 UTC
Whoa sick AND radical...sign me up!
Luis
2018-10-01 12:52:29 +0000 UTC
I'm sorry. I just don't buy Kylo Ren as a competent villain. Even his lightsaber gives you that impression. It's got an exposed wire running down the hilt, and the way the blade fluctuates. I didn't see it as cool or menacing. The first time I saw it, I thought, man, this guy did a half-ass job building his lightsaber.
Tom Bowling
2018-10-01 11:51:46 +0000 UTC
But what year by Shire reckoning did Kylo master the style?
Bill Holt
2018-10-01 10:40:43 +0000 UTC
Well that settles it then
Blue Corn
2018-10-01 09:34:52 +0000 UTC
Are you going to cover that form in your lightsaber video?
Jessica Carter
2018-10-01 09:10:56 +0000 UTC
I want to be Tim-Tam Tobbs for Halloween! Triple Tee! He's the man!
Neighbor Handing Out Candy: Who are you supposed to be?
Trick-or-Treater: I'm Tim-Tam Tobbs.
Neighbor Handing Out Candy: Get the hell off my porch!
Trick-or-Treater: I should have gone as Jimmy Scrambles.
Tom Bowling
2018-10-01 09:06:20 +0000 UTC
I hope you saved that edit and it got approved
TalysAlankil
2018-10-01 08:51:59 +0000 UTC
You yell a move before you do it
Jenny Nicholson
2018-10-01 08:45:13 +0000 UTC
I will avenge my Grandfather... Psylas Gogurt!!!!
Christmas Ham
2018-10-01 08:37:34 +0000 UTC
“The way of specifically Kylo Ren”
Sneezus_of_Nasalreth
2018-10-01 08:26:05 +0000 UTC
Beautiful.
2018-10-01 08:17:10 +0000 UTC
I cannot stop laughing at "trai-tor (hitting yourself in the side)"
Nathanial
2018-10-01 08:15:27 +0000 UTC
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken but it is seriously exactly perfect.