Dark Internet Rituals
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This is a great video, I never heard of these before and you made it very interesting and entertaining.
Christopher Reedman
2018-08-31 13:10:56 +0000 UTCHas that guy ever written anything else?
Steve Ray
2018-08-29 21:35:54 +0000 UTCVery interesting, Steve Ray. I'm surprised this isn't a movie yet. If horror was my genre, I'd certainly use it as a springboard.
Tom Bowling
2018-08-28 14:56:50 +0000 UTCYeah, all Williams have two I's.
Steve Ray
2018-08-28 12:39:10 +0000 UTCFor a truly odd take on this, check out the Gulf Breeze Six, a group of NSA codebreakers who went AWOL in 1990 after the Virgin Mary and various Apostles started communicating to them via Ouija board. <a href="https://www.eyeofthepsychic.com/gulfbreeze6/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.eyeofthepsychic.com/gulfbreeze6/</a>
Steve Ray
2018-08-28 12:34:09 +0000 UTCThese dark internet rituals could add some mileage to stories where crooks pull one over on those who believe in spooks. For example, the superstitious thrill-seeking heiress is sold on Hide-and-Seek Alone by her pal, the crafty fortune teller. The heiress unlocks all the doors and windows, gets a mouthful of saltwater, and hides in the closet for two hours. But when she emerges, she discovers not only that her White Siberian Teddy Bear is right outside her hiding place, but also that her safe has been cracked and all her spare cash and jewelry is gone. (Of course, this can be played in reverse, a la The Monk...read it if you dare!)
Steve Ray
2018-08-28 12:15:33 +0000 UTC"Well, calling forth Asmodeus from the fourth level of Hell was kind of fun. Anyone up for some Parcheesi?"
Tom Bowling
2018-08-28 11:15:54 +0000 UTCPeople's attitudes to ouija boards were so odd. You'd have a nice lunch, summon the forces of darkness, watch some telly. Just a normal family Sunday, really.
Stuart Payne
2018-08-28 10:25:51 +0000 UTCCan you imagine just trying to get to your cubicle to endure another day filing TPS reports only to have your elevator hijacked by a bunch of kids playing this damned game. I will however use this knowledge to scare millennials from now on. Thanks Jenny!
T. Fazekas
2018-08-27 22:29:39 +0000 UTCNo officer I’m not stalking I’m just waiting to join a crusade against the forces of darkness. My only crime is justice, and enabling a friend’s bad ideas.
T. Fazekas
2018-08-27 22:24:40 +0000 UTCYou can find a ouija board in the toy store between Ants in the Pants and Hungry Hungry Hippos, but every ghost show on TV tells you not to monkey with them because they can summon demons.
Tom Bowling
2018-08-27 21:48:03 +0000 UTCI have two eyes.
Bill Holt
2018-08-27 14:08:07 +0000 UTCSo just to clarify, if I'm hanging around outside my friend's house at 3 o'clock in the morning just in case they need my help fighting demonic forces am I a good friend or a bad friend?
JK
2018-08-27 09:53:45 +0000 UTCYeah, good thing for the Justice League Thanos wasn't involved. Scorpions at dustbins get kind of messy.
Tom Bowling
2018-08-27 09:45:30 +0000 UTCJacob B
2018-08-27 03:45:24 +0000 UTCMcGreil played by Adam Driver
Blockbustergirl47
2018-08-27 03:39:41 +0000 UTCI think the instructions for "Hide and Seek Alone" may have been written by Ernest Cline
AndyofCT
2018-08-27 02:30:18 +0000 UTCI like how Jenny conjures the autumnal spirit with the All Seeing Sweater and plush jack o'lantern. This video on top of trick-or-treat candy at the Super Giant, really has me mentally in the throes of October. I'm loving it!
Tom Bowling
2018-08-27 02:03:05 +0000 UTCI enjoyed how the screen shots for both videos have a questioning or dismissive posture. The flat palm point is very “why would you do that?”
T. Fazekas
2018-08-27 00:45:48 +0000 UTCThis summoned c
Dundough Breadbox
2018-08-26 22:43:52 +0000 UTCThis is exactly why I don't shave in the tub.
Élan Botkin
2018-08-26 22:18:22 +0000 UTCGreat video all this time on the internet I can't believe I've never heard of these rituals! The Bloody Mary explanation at the end was really cool too.
Luis
2018-08-26 20:50:35 +0000 UTCYou should really add a warning about not watching this if you're under the influence. This is a 9-1-1 call just waiting to happen.
Tom Bowling
2018-08-26 20:46:06 +0000 UTCGreatest hack for the Mr Eyes game is to just summon McGreal and ask for caffeine pills.
Timothy Morrise
2018-08-26 20:31:27 +0000 UTCMcGricholson
Steve Ray
2018-08-26 19:34:10 +0000 UTCI ship Jenny and McGriel. McGenny!!!!
Blue Corn
2018-08-26 19:32:13 +0000 UTCThis is hilarious.
Brandon Blackmoor
2018-08-26 18:37:21 +0000 UTCTHAT'S why the water started bubbling while I watched Talks Machina in the tub at 2am last night? Well, shit. 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
The Doom Merchant
2018-08-26 18:31:27 +0000 UTC
