Rating Every Porg

That edit between Ambulatory Knows-Something Porg & Talking Porg! Nice. Poor Hugo, though. ☹️ Don’t worry, Hugo, you just stay right there in your paper bag; that’s right. *pats paper bag sadly*

Shred Cadmium

Q: What did the dragon order at the steakhouse? A: "Flaming yawn"!

Steve Ray

Target Porg "Doesn't invoke any of the texture of an actual Porg"? How do you know, Jenny? How do you know?! Jenny is Snoke theory confirmed.

Joshua Crowther

PORG SCARCITY is a star wars headline that really gets my attention, thanks for this

Fraser Zenitram

This is the content I signed up for.

Shawn Hunt

Wholesome content

Élan Botkin

Clearly rated PG. For Porg Goodness.

Tino

They look awful, though the hair coming out of Yoda's ears is priceless

Gareth

Steve...please don’t encourage me 😀

I had to say it a couple times, but OMG that was majestic!

Steve Ray

Poor Hugo...

Michael Tomasulo

Wow! They're also all 1/6th scale with four points of articulation and retail for $24.99!! Awesome!

Chris Gilroy

The most groan worthy nerd pun ever...ready...here we go...”LOL Cutest of Porg”...okay, I’ll see myself out.

If given the choice between two things named "Cutesy Roll" I would definitely take the suchi over a stuffed animal!

Sean Kelly

"Cutesy Roll" sounds like sushi.

Steve Ray

I don't care what the description says; that is the least huggable porg I have ever seen.

The BabaDuck

I really want to know who buys any of these <a href="https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klls/?srp=8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/klls/?srp=8</a>

R.G. Nairam

One of my second favourites is from MF. Go to "Your Snoke Theory Sucks" and play from 12:45. Lulz.

Des O'Keeffe

Y'know what would ease the pain of being cut-out at the end of June? Vlog-style! Not that I'm trying to guilt you or anything... but think of the children, Jenny. Those poor, vlog-starved children..

Des O'Keeffe

Still one of my favorite moments is from that vid: J: Steve, how close are we? S: Uh, about three feet. J: No... (laughter)

Rick Clark

I don't even know what movie they're from.

Steve Ray

I can't remember if I explained this in the credits ramble but basically I only removed the credits perk from the $1 tier on may 22nd. So, on the off chance somebody signed up just for that perk, I felt I needed to leave all $1 patrons from prior to the 22nd for at least one month, or the end ofJune. At some point after that I'll rebuild the credits.

Jenny Nicholson

I think that's based on the earliest porg concept sketches, the ones by H. R. Giger.

Steve Ray

Has canon ever established what the MIllennium Falcon uses as fuel? If not, I suspect there's a bio-fusion reactor (like in Back To The Future) that is fed by organic material* Roomba-ed out from a vast network of makeshift porg tunnels that twines throughout the ship. ------------------------------ * skeletons, furballs, etc.

Steve Ray

I dunno if there's a subtle way to do it exactly.. If you're tier 1, you get the axe, that's it. Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer it didn't happen, but if it's messing with the editing/uploading then do what ya gotta do. I signed up for the rambles anyway, so hopefully I speak for the majority of the peasant-tier.

Des O'Keeffe

By her own admission, JennyPorg does not rule them *all*.

Steve Ray

The Animal Topics Coalition appreciates this extra bonus space-animal video! We know you're with us!

Steve Ray

I think Jenny wants to take great care before she Thanoses the credit universe.

I hate to disagree with a fellow fan, but if this was a sequel to Porg.mp4 I would be a little disappointed. Only because I liked seeing Jenny out of her natural enviroment and interacting with other people in a way that wasn't scripted(like MF). Hence my constant harping on the issue of another vlog-style vid. Sorry to butt-in and ramble..

Des O'Keeffe

I thought my name would have been cut from the thank you/credits by now. I can't tell if it's shorter or not. I find the long credits kind of satisfying anyway; Jenny earns every cent, plus it builds anticipation for the finale. Jenny in the porg-suit was the highlight for me, by the way.

Des O'Keeffe

Me too!

Sean Kelly

So is this a sequel to Porg.mp4 or to Nobody Loves BB-8 Like I Love BB-8? Either way, it more than lives up to the the expectations set by the original.

Shaun Cheah

I don't even like porgs, yet I liked this video.

John Friedrich

What’s the life expectancy of a Porg? If there’s a big time jump in episode IX, we might have Porg skeletons all over the Falcon.

Alive_in_tucson

The Kylo Ren Porg 10/10!

Luis

I wonder if, in the Star Wars universe, someone has made a porg droid. An R2 unit in a porg skin, perhaps. The younglings would go wild. You could fund a rebellion.

Stuart Payne

6:22 The Claw!

Oli

This is exactly why I signed up for the Internet.

Theme Park Review

One Porg to rule them all, JennyPorg!

What about that cute Porg on the bed with the eight legs?

Young_Scott

Yay!!!

Doctor. P