June Ramble Voting

*nervously pulls collar*

Michael Puckett

In the short-term, see if you can recruit more Patreons over here with a pro-animal mindset. If that doesn't work, we are poised for victory in Round 2, as plushes, foxes, sidekicks, and nameless horses combine like a Japanese robot for adorable electoral victory. All Is Well!

Steve Ray

Hear, hear! We are in a can't-lose situation; it's not like if we vote for the wrong topic, we get a different presenter.

Steve Ray

I fear I'm never gonna learn how to properly name a horse :(

Christine Seghers

I, for one, trust and support anything that Jenny decides.

Bill Holt

*Checks memory of previous month* Actual instance of a runoff vote... even more interesting... <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-ramble-round-19077481">https://www.patreon.com/posts/may-ramble-round-19077481</a>

Steve Ray

*Checks the survey post description* No mention of a runoff vote... interesting...

Bill Holt

! You cannot escape Fate by hiding behind fancy words, not even one with an accent aigu. Rely upon the Doctors' rule: The sound of hoofbeats likely means Not zebras, but Democracy

Steve Ray

Runoffs are passé. Let the plurality win the day.

Bill Holt

Yee-HAW! Thanks, pardner!

Steve Ray

I’m very interested in a Jenny Nicholson series, (or a second season of Millennial Falcon), but I’m changing my vote to horse naming!

Rick Clark

Electioneering is messy work, and I apologize if all the community-building is boring you. I'm sure it's disappointing to see that the # Replies increased from last time, only to have it be Those God-Damned Horse Cultists again.

Steve Ray

How about we change the topic to How to Properly Name a Dead Horse? That topic can't be beat.

James Gregory

How so? The Animal Topics Coalition holds 38% of the total votes.

Steve Ray

Ironically for those concerned with the naming of horses, it looks like it's become a two horse race.

JK

Jenny, will there be a second round of votes similar to the last couple times?

The BabaDuck

Horses need names too.

Booty McJohnson

We got this... You got this... We got this TOGETHER!!! <a href="https://youtu.be/Rw_5deCiCKk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Rw_5deCiCKk</a>

Steve Ray

Every month, I vote for How To Properly Name a Horse. My wife and I just REALLY REALLY want your Horse Opinions, its important to us. Will this month be THE month?!

Bill Cass

if horse names loses please pitch a YouTube Red Original series about naming those horse aliens from the casino planet in TLJ, which, in this scenario, would have been released in like 2002. thank you in advance.

Andrew Kornfeld

You, sir, are the Demosthenes of Patreon. A speech for the ages!

Steve Ray

Awesome! And welcome! Dinosaurs are animals, mos def, and also need names. How much will we learn from this one Ramble? I think WAY more than I ever imagined.

Steve Ray

I think we're in for a forequartered gallop! And speaking of forequarters, horses can yield them -- who knew? Is this gentle enough? I looked for "English riding," but I can't be sure if this is right. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTbE9fJ2Rs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTbE9fJ2Rs</a>

Steve Ray

Welcome to the Animal Topics Coalition, Andrew! And thanks for your support! Does "Mortdecai" refer to the Johnny Depp/Disney movie?

Steve Ray

I had to go with naming a horse, for my parents. I am curious to know if proper horse naming conventions could also be applied to naming pet dinosaurs (herbivore). My second choice would have been Originals, as I really enjoyed the MLP reboot and L'il Kylo pitches.

Oli

Ah yes, maybe this month Horse Nam... ORIGINAL SERIES! What? - Vote - pitch.

Dundough Breadbox

Citizens of JennyClub, hear me! Too long has it been since this faithful patron gone without a set of guidelines to properly name their horse. What is this horse to be, a lost vagrant to live without identity till the last sun sets?? Search your hearts, fellow JennyClubers, what would you choose if you were an equestrian without your god given RIGHT to be properly named? I have absolute faith you will do the right thing today. Godspeed, and goodnight.

You've persuaded me. I proposed Animal Sidekicks but for now I recommend everyone vote Horse Names. We can have our Sidekicks in July. If we don't unite, Star Wars wins.

Shaun Cheah

I’m getting the sense we’re going to have a 4 topic runoff.

Bill Lehecka

Curious on the Pitch for original YouTube series

Blue Corn

I think I watch movies differently than most people, and I’m certain Jenny does too, so I’d really like insight into what she’s thinking.

Jason Gilbert

What about Leroy?

My horse is having confidence issues, not having a name still.

Abbygale Mertes

YouTube Red is the premium version of YouTube, and one of the selling points for that pay service is YouTube Red Originals. they’re usually half-hour videos in the style of a television show as far as I can see, but they also do films and some other stuff

Andrew Kornfeld

the Mortdecai Voting Bloc is going horse names this time, big bucks no whammies!!!

Andrew Kornfeld

As part of the Animal Topics Coalition, EVERYONE who votes for Horse Names for June WILL vote for the Animal Sidekicks in July. But we need to UNITE behind our front-runner topic NOW, so that Jenny can talk about what she loves -- HORSES!

Steve Ray

Where is the respect and support due to ranking Disney animal side kicks? Where is Mushu? Where are the multiple underpowered animals from Moana? Where are those repulsive Cinderella mice? These are things we must know.

The one with Jenny thinking sounds very illuminating.

Daniel Folk

I am sorry, I am very naive. What is a 'Youtube Originals Channel'?

Alex Woodcock-Clarke

Come Enjoy the Victory Stampede! Join the Animal Topic Coalition as it UNITES behind How To Properly Name A Horse

Steve Ray

Like a greenscreen effect?

Steve Ray

I want to see Jenny wear a big plastic microscope taped to the top of her head so we can see what she is thinking when she watches a movie!

Thomas Allen Wood

name! that! horse! name! that! horse!

Marissa Wilk

Time to form the Animal Topic Coalition! Plush *Animal* Collection - unite behind Horse Names! Disney Buys *Fox* - unite behind Horse Names! Top 10 and Bottom 5 Disney *Animal* Sidekicks - unite behind Horse Names!

Steve Ray

Stuck between the SW one and the YouTube Original Series one, but went w SW because of the recent tidbits about George's abandoned sequel plans.

Chris Dearing

What on earth? Someone has filled the ballot with non-horse-name options!!!

Steve Ray

I didn't vote for the Horse one... but I kinda wish it wins.

Mel Miniatures

I'm imagining strategic voting is getting pretty serious with these as her number of patrons goes up. I'm not even voting for my own topic this time, it's actually fun to think about!

These are all pretty good

Michael Puckett

HORSE!!! HORSE!!! HORSE!!! HORSE!!!

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