PS4 Man
Added 2015-07-06 18:14:10 +0000 UTCThis one's for you, anon, you asshole: http://i.imgur.com/RvUJYRj.png
Lyrics:
It’s another year here at E3
The Sony crowd shuffles in
There’s a fat guy sitting next to me
With a pony tattooed on his chin
He says hey are you hype for the new games
I’m not really sure where they are
But man Sony was great oh back in ‘98
When I could fit into a car
Sell us a game for the PS4
Make us a game to buy
Well we’re all in the mood for some DLC
And HD remakes look alright
Now Johnny the pirate’s a friend of mine
He gets all his games for free
And he has the best graphics
And .inis to access
Cuz he plays all his games on PC
He says man I think consoles are killing me
As a grin reappears in his sight
Well you know that I got the new Witcher
But the graphics and textures are shite
Now Paul’s into waifufag weebshit
He never had time for a life
And he’s talking to Louie who plays Call of Duty
And probably’ll do so for life
And now Kaz Hirai’s drawing up DLC
While old Jack Tretton strokes on his bone
Yes they’re all trying to fuck the customer
‘Cause it’s better than fapping alone
Sell us a game for the PS4
Make us a game to buy
Well we’re basically AAA graphics whores
When are we getting Uncharted 5
It’s a pretty good crowd for a trailer
And the spokesman flashes his smile
‘Cause he knows that he’s free
To downgrade a degree
And deny it int the press for a while
And the PS4 looks like a total flop
Only one game in over a year
But they’ll still get on /v/ and they’ll shitpost their memes
And say LEL PC XBONE cuck queers
Sell us a game for the PS4
Make us a game to buy
Well we’re all in the mood for a game to play
Guess we’ll have to wait for PS5
