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Ozor Nick
2023-02-23 22:06:44 +0000 UTCMaybe the customs officers could bring in a trained dog that starts to sniff between naked lady's legs if there is something moist and smelly. If he licks her we know, that, somehow, the compliments found their way into our poor woman's heart.
Walter Gropius
2023-02-23 12:00:12 +0000 UTCDear Madame can only stand naked and listen to everything that she will be told. I wonder how much she likes the compliments she hears?..))
Ozor Nick
2023-02-21 19:36:46 +0000 UTC"Oh, my dear Madame, you said you wouldn't import anything in our country. But now we can see you bring in some lovely ripe fruits hanging from your chest. That is not nothing. They are quite big, and seem natural to me. Do they start to hang, Madame? Maybe they begin to turn a bit soft and floppy, don't they? But you can be proud of these round peaches. They look great on a woman your age! Are they more of the sensitive kind? After all, their nibs seem to turn quite pointy..."
Walter Gropius
2023-02-19 14:32:44 +0000 UTCA wonderful version of events! Very interesting and intriguing!
Ozor Nick
2022-11-22 20:52:49 +0000 UTCWas she smuggling? Or merely acting suspiciously? Perhaps neither. perhaps she was simply being herself, arrogant, looking down her nose at others. Except this time, the "others" have the power to strike back, to teach her a lesson! She should hope that the officers dont decide to look at her more "in depth" in the back room. It is rumored those inspections leave many breathless, perhaps sweating from exertion, red faced with embarrassment... What's more, since she is a woman, they will have to call "Tanya", their female colleague to come in. Tanya is best described as a plain looking woman, normally all business, but she loves these searches. Many officers volunteer to be present when these take place, so they can "learn" from her techniques. Some are even lucky enough to help her in these investigations. Madame should be a bit concerned.....
Uncle John Bulleit
2022-11-18 19:28:14 +0000 UTC
