Gaseous Regression
Added 2017-09-04 21:28:52 +0000 UTCIn the future, kids who don't meet certain milestone's by certain ages are required to start over again from zero, literally!! The medication is ingested and the age is released along with C02, or in other words...gas!!
Here we have someone who didn't pass their 5 year old standardized test.
"Now don't you worry. Lots of kids don't pass first time around, I'm sure you'll do better next time!"
"What's wrong, feeling bloated? Well that's pretty normal, the medicine should start working any second n-Woah! Now that's what I call a burp!"
"I now it may feel a bit bad, but just let it all out. It'll all be over in just a bit."
"That's what I'm talking about! You're already back to your infancy, just a bit more now!"
"It's a boy! Haha! Welp...better luck this time around. Now let's get you to your crib."
