If You Over-inflate a P-Balloon... (Explosion Ending)

Without a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-Balloon. You also happen to have an actual P-Balloon in your own hands, but it’s deflated right now.

It won’t be like that for long. In fact, you bet it would be pretty big before it goes POP, for today is the day that you attempt something nobody has ever tried before: You’ll be the first to experience what happens when you overinflate a P-Balloon to the point of bursting!

Everyone should have known better before talking you, of ALL people, into this charade. After all, they were just kidding when they all said that you're too much of a chicken to even try to attempt it, considering that you’re not one of the well-known people. But you’re the type of person who’s so desperate for fame you’d do almost ANYTHING to get your chance in the spotlight. Today’s the day that all changes. After this, you’ll be a legend.

All of your cameras give a small red light. That means you’re live now. That’s your cue to begin. You take a deep breath and start blowing into the P-Balloon. It rises up and grows bigger with each blow. You blow up the balloon until it’s as tall as half of your body, looking like a lightbulb, which marks the sign of overinflation. Then you keep blowing and blowing until…

*POW!!*

The P-Balloon bursts under all that pressure, and its shards instantly disappear. You smile at the fact you successfully manage to overinflate a P-Balloon. But that was just the beginning. A minute later, you start to feel immense amounts of pressure all over your body. A sharp hissing noise lets you and everyone watching know that the balloon’s magic is just starting to take effect.

And that’s when your belly begins to stretch.

Putting your hands on both sides of your belly, you can feel them spreading apart from each other as your belly continues to inflate. Your butt and thighs follow suit, giving you a plum-shaped figure. Then your cheeks puff up and your limbs begin to fatten up. All the while, you hear your body making balloon noises as you grope your belly. Soon your limbs get so big, your hands spring apart from your belly, and your limbs soon transform into divots.

You also notice you’ve blown up big enough to start floating off the ground. All cameras are still recording as you swell and round up more from there. Soon your divots that are limbs become so fat they disappear, rendering you into a completely round and perfect sphere, all while your cheeks puff up even more and your head sinks deeper into your body.

You are amazed at how huge you are already, and your eyes widen in excitement as you continue to inflate, stretching your suit out further and further with each passing second. You also become aware that you are running out of space in the warehouse as your body becomes so big it touches the roof from the floor. As you take up more space from there, your body starts to push back all the cameras you set up towards the edges of the warehouse, almost breaking them in the process. Rubble starts to fall, and creaking and cracking sounds can be heard all over the place. You feel like you could burst under all this pressure, but instead you keep growing, filling up every last space of the warehouse from corner to corner until…

*BOOM!*

You completely bust through the roof of the warehouse. For a brief moment right after that, you stop inflating, and while you float away, you take this time to admire your accomplishment. You are now absolutely humongous, with your head, feet, and hands nowhere to be seen. Anyone who looks at you now will easily mistake you as an overgrown parade balloon.

But then, to your surprise and sheer delightment, you start blowing up again, this time with a little more force. Your eyes widen as your cheeks puff up bigger than ever before, and your head, hands, and feet sink ever so deeper into your own body while it continues to inflate, outgrowing your surroundings one by one. You cast a shadow over houses, apartments, skyscrapers, streets and blocks, and neighborhoods. It isn’t too long before your gigantic ballooning body reaches the size of the entire city, then surpasses it.

While the pressure still keeps building up from there, your growth begins to slow down gradually. Your body begins to creak and rumble, and your face turns red. These are all the signs that indicate that the point of bursting is very near, yet the feeling only fuels your ecstasy. The pressure continues to increase as your body grows even more slowly, then stops. Unable to keep growing, your eyes widen as your body shakes, rumbles, and gives out one final really loud creak…

…and then it all ends with a massive, ear-ringing…

*KKKAAAAAAAAA-BBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

Your explosion is powerful enough to blow away everyone within miles. Trees lose half of their leaves during the blast as it spreads all over the cityscape. It clears up as soon as it starts, and a deflated and flattened figure flutters down to what remains of the warehouse. That figure is none other than you, with your jumpsuit still intact, feeling dizzy after that explosion, but happy.

All you can think about is how people would react to someone who has blown themselves up so much they grew twice as big as the whole city, and be able to survive an overinflation blast.

At least it won’t pop your ego.