Trawling the wilds of Twitter the other day I saw the most glorious post by u/Lustful_Crunch (@CrunchyGwa to follow him there). He made this beautiful Github project that generates random titles and tags for audios.
I hold him responsible for this monstrosity.
I had two rules for myself while making these:
1. No outlines
2. No cuts
So what you're hearing is pure unadulterated, rambling shitpostery. ENJOY AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
ABANDON ALL HOPE, FOR THERE BE NO SEXYTIMES HERE
The monstrosities:
[F4A] Surly Ranger From Under the Bridge Who Wants Cum [Dom][Sleepy][Whispers][Hair Pulling][Desperation] to [Vanilla]
[F4M] Cynical Sanitation Worker From the City Who Refuses to Lie Down [Degradation][Big Cock][Handjob][FDom][Edging][Orgasm]
[F4A] Demure Astronaut From Down the River Who Will Die If They Don't Cum In the Next Ten Minutes [Wet][Please][Convincing You to Help][Deep Voice][Desperation][Stroking]
[F4A] Moody Pilot From the Olive Garden Who Wears Socks With Sandals [Playful][Possessive][Toys][L-Bombs][Relaxation][Orgasm Denial]
[F4M] Curious Homemaker From the Olympic Games Who Uses Conditioner Before They Shampoo [Supernatural][DDlg][Consent][Cum With Me][Longing][Fsub]
SandyQuartz
2021-02-10 22:17:08 +0000 UTC