heatherbeck

Track 4 - "Did It Freak You Out?"

Added 2021-05-20 23:31:52 +0000 UTC

Pretty self-explanatory. But, the short answer is "yep." The long answer is as immersive as I could be with a couple of glasses of wine already in my system.

I guess people ask this one, because it's completely crazy, but since they're boobs, they're treated differently, and are sexualized, and are a bit more familiar. Like, if someone had some huge Seinfeld goiter on their neck, you probably wouldn't be like, "Holy shit, dude, look at the size of that goiter!" But there's at least an empathy to a question like this one, which ain't nothing.

It's still a strange question, though. Especially in an environment not too dissimilar from a grocery store checkout like, or a line at the post office.

As an aside, it's probably about time I just start wearing this shirt, which I think does a pretty good job at answering questions, too. (Useless plug: this shirt is available at my very-real merch site, heatherwiththeshirts.com . I literally do not expect anyone to buy such a weirdly specific shirt, but I wanted one, so I thought I'd share the option with y'all.)