So... I’m writing a damn book.

Yup. A memoir, a la Big Girls Don’t Cry by Tina Small. (if you haven’t read it, let me know… I might have a PDF lying around here somewhere...) An original collection of life stories that tell the tale of... me. Printed, hardback, ink on paper, delivered right to your door.

While it’s being written over the course of the next four-and-a-half months, i’m sure I’m going to be poring over old journals, recalling certain stories, and fitting everything into place. It’s going to be a pretty Herculean effort… 60,000 words? That’s no small feat! But September 1: that’s my drop-deadline, and the one that I am committing to the printer.

So for those of you who would like to join me on this journey, I have created a new tier here on Patreon.

Feel free to check it out, and hit me up if you have any questions. But essentially, I would really love for those of you who are willing, to receive a first edition that’s bursting at the buttons (so to speak) with all sorts of exclusive content. The text, first of all: along with all sorts of exclusive illustrations, never-to-be-seen-elsewhere photographs, doodlings, scanned pages out of my actual diary, notes in the margins, and probably a whole lot of extra fun stuff as I think of it. Only printed for people at this level, and never to be printed again: consigned, as George Washington said, to oblivion, and to the mansions of rest. Future editions, not to be printed until next year at the earliest, will only contain text. This is the one that will have all the fun extras. Not a bad project to ride out the quarantine.

A lot as happened in my life over, well, my life. But a giant transformative part of that has been in only the last several years. So if you are interested in hearing new parts of the story, and want a weird addition to your coffee table, check it on out.