Dave surprised me with an evil lizard one Christmas, and he also illustrated a booklet on how to care for the devil-biting-evil-lizard. (It was a golden tegu, the most wild of the tegus).
The lizard would eat Burger King but not McDonalds.
And if you were bit, you had to pry him off with a metal spoon.
Picture of Snap below.

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