Based Prank- Caption Contest
Added 2016-12-13 04:29:21 +0000 UTCAnd here's the sketch of the month- the idea was Vi, discovering a huge pinup poster featuring herself- plastered all over the Troika base as a prank... With her reaction.
But there's just so much potential here, I wanted to see what you guys came up with. So it's a Patrons-only caption contest!
Post your caption in the comments below- the comment with the most 'likes' or 'hearts' in a couple days will get something from us. Not a hugely formal contest, just something fun.
The content of the posters was done in an inked style by Liz, to help make it seem more like an in-world illustration done by a determined and brave squadmate.
Also, if anyone wants to photoshop entries into the text balloon, feel free!
Comments
...I feel like, inside, she'd be having some monologue like, "I'm actually gonna kill this guy, but... damn, I'd f* me."
Matthew Dieck
2016-12-18 07:39:23 +0000 UTC"Well, at least we'll be able to recruit a replacement for whoever made this..."
Matthew Dieck
2016-12-18 07:38:08 +0000 UTCThis is NOT what I meant when I said we needed recruitment incentives!
Bowoodstock
2016-12-15 23:34:24 +0000 UTCThese are brilliant- when I (eventually) post this in the art accounts, I'll include some of these captions in the description area with your name. If you *don't* want to be listed, let me know here- I'll check this comment before posting. But at any rate, I enjoyed the hell outta these caption ideas, thank you! I'm contacting everyone who had 3 and up favorites as of this writing, because we have something for ya.
David Lillie
2016-12-15 20:23:53 +0000 UTCAlternatively, i see all the comments saying shes gonna find and kill (or at least mortally wound) the person/s responsible. What if she likes it. "Maby now those assholes will see me as a female"
Shad0wFL4ME
2016-12-13 22:58:17 +0000 UTCStudied spell check ment VI
Legendaryheroaegis
2016-12-13 21:31:06 +0000 UTCI can see videos saying "Well at least boys will notice me now...."
Legendaryheroaegis
2016-12-13 21:29:58 +0000 UTC"Think I'm hot? I'll light a fire under your pants.... With my darling springer!"
Garrett Simpson
2016-12-13 18:50:40 +0000 UTC"Well...damn. At least it's tasteful. Now onto my murderous rampage."
2016-12-13 16:37:47 +0000 UTC"I'm never drinking with those idiots again....."
Iselwyr
2016-12-13 15:01:47 +0000 UTC"Oh,I'll do more than light a sparker in your heart,spirits I'll f@&$ing light up your face!"
Garrett Simpson
2016-12-13 14:29:28 +0000 UTC"Never should of made that bet"
2016-12-13 11:26:41 +0000 UTCAlternatively: "Well, no pillow around this time".
Synariel
2016-12-13 10:31:14 +0000 UTC"Someone else gonna be plastered all over the walls".
Synariel
2016-12-13 09:33:15 +0000 UTCAlternatively: "Vi? Yes, Other Vi? Is this how you start a murderous rampage? Yes it is, Other Vi. Yes it is."
DocSpit
2016-12-13 09:17:14 +0000 UTC"One more day on the 'days since last incident' poster until the whole base got a pizza party... and now it'll need to be reset to '0'."
DocSpit
2016-12-13 09:14:04 +0000 UTCThat's the biggest d**n suicide note I've seen!
Trygve Henriksen
2016-12-13 08:14:52 +0000 UTCBobby, I swear if you had ANYTHING to do with this, you're going to wish you were back at the orphanage.
Bowoodstock
2016-12-13 07:12:14 +0000 UTC"Two to the chest, one to the head."
BarbadosSlim
2016-12-13 06:25:16 +0000 UTC"Take a deep breath... count to two... and then shoot something."
Solo-Ion
2016-12-13 06:23:26 +0000 UTCOr alternatively, "Hmm... Nope, that's too damn accurate for survivors. "
Jared Lynch
2016-12-13 06:16:16 +0000 UTC"Strike f***ing three Karo!"
Jared Lynch
2016-12-13 06:09:20 +0000 UTC"Two days... they were here for two days...." is the first thing that comes to mind. Cus really, who else would be dumb enough to mess with Vi?
Michael Bungay
2016-12-13 05:33:01 +0000 UTCAll my life, I have acquired a particular set of skills. Skills that makes me a nightmare for anyone. Who ever did this, I will look for them, I will find them, and I will kill them.
Lord Kiyo
2016-12-13 05:26:43 +0000 UTC"By the Spirits when I find who did this"
Shad0wFL4ME
2016-12-13 05:17:49 +0000 UTC"Indi, Dingo, I swear when I find you skanks, oh you better hope you can run..."
KHVathiel
2016-12-13 05:10:54 +0000 UTCAlso alternatively: "Looks like Nainso's gonna have to pick it up on recruiting. Cus' we're about to have a hell of a lot of casualties..."
DanSharkman
2016-12-13 05:10:29 +0000 UTCAlternatively "Sergeant Kessler, how kind of you to volunteer for KP duty..."
Reagent
2016-12-13 04:54:42 +0000 UTC"Maybe NOW they'll recognize who all of this belongs to..."
Reagent
2016-12-13 04:52:33 +0000 UTC"Yeah. I'd do me."
Quasar Dilemma
2016-12-13 04:48:23 +0000 UTC(Outside contest) And there it is, in all its glory! Good job with the sketch, totally went all out and even made a little contest to go with it. Best sketch of the month IMO!!
Benjamin Varner
2016-12-13 04:40:19 +0000 UTCyou got the size wrong igrath!!!!!!!'
Legendaryheroaegis
2016-12-13 04:40:13 +0000 UTC"Well, time for early target practice."
Benjamin Varner
2016-12-13 04:37:31 +0000 UTC"Why are those grenades so f***ing SMALL!"
DanSharkman
2016-12-13 04:36:33 +0000 UTCDammit...KARRROOOOO!!!
Isaac232
2016-12-13 04:35:15 +0000 UTC
