Chapter 1141 - Secrets Disclosed
Added 2025-05-21 11:18:59 +0000 UTCIt took a while for the Warpsnatcher to finally calm down enough that it was comfortable being alone. Artemis had definitely been right in that it could sense the power level of others, something that was really hammered home when the poor Warpsnatcher went outside and saw the giant Primordial tree in the distance. This resulted in the poor thing hiding in Jake’s arms for another few hours.
The little fella was pretty quick at adapting, though, and while it remained scared of Artemis, it could at least exist in the same space after about half a day. It also helped that the castle or palace or whatever Jake wanted to call his residence had so many rooms, as that allowed the Warpsnatcher to go elsewhere if too uncomfortable.
Also, it gave the C-grade somewhere to hide all its loot. The residence had a cellar area, and the Warpsnatcher quickly took a good section of it as its personal storage. Seeing as Jake wasn’t the sort to store fine vintages, he didn’t need the place he was pretty sure was originally meant to be a wine cellar.
Once the Warpsnatcher had left and was busy setting up its own little home, Jake finally found himself alone with Artemis once more.
“So, how did you find the Hunting Ground?” Artemis asked curiously. “You seem to have at least found it interesting based on you bringing something back from there.”
“It was pretty good,” Jake smiled. “Killed my fair share of B-grades.”
“I can see that based on your progress,” Artemis nodded. “Quite an astonishing speed considering your Path. However, I must warn you. Those B-grades are, to put it kindly, barely even qualified to be called that.”
“Yeah, they were all very low tier,” Jake agreed.
“Below low tier, I would say,” Artemis shook her head. “Bottom tier. These are creatures that, based on their own innate talents, likely wouldn’t have ever even made it to C-grade. The environment in the Hunting Ground was very curated to allow their growth and existence in the first place. Sure, sometimes there are standouts, but those are few and far between.”
“Some of the variants weren’t that bad,” Jake said, considering things like the peak C-grade Simivita Chieftains. Sure, they were pretty weak, but not outright horrible.
“I’m not talking solely about their stats but their ability to display their true power,” Artemis sighed. “As we talked about a lot, conceptual understanding and application are a cornerstone of the powerful. This comprehension is gained either through practice and enlightenment or innate understanding, either granted directly by the system or simply through nature.”
Artemis held out a hand as wind began swirling above it despite no detectable amounts of mana being used. “Sylphie is a great example of a creature with high innate comprehension, though I do see she has also learned a lot by herself. However, even if she didn’t try, the Sylphian Hawk would have gained a high level of understanding merely from their race and inherited knowledge. The Warpsnatcher is very much the same. They know how to use their magic and have at least some level of understanding about how it works by nature. Meanwhile, the enlightened like you and I need to learn most things on our own, though we are given assistance through receiving more system skills.”
“Meanwhile, I guess those B-grades had neither innate nor learned affinities?” Jake asked, having reached the natural conclusion of where Artemis was going.
“Precisely. Of course, they have truly reached B-grade, so given proper practice and if they’re taught enough, even those B-grades may end up becoming halfway decent creatures at one point, though A-grade will be a long shot for any of them.”
Jake nodded, at least finding it a bit comforting to know the Sovereign at least still had some chance to become stronger and not be stuck in low-tier B-grade forever. Sure, he hated the damn bird with a passion, but they had still been comrades in arms for a little while.
“The Warpsnatcher doesn’t seem to fall into the category of weak variants, though,” Jake commented after a few seconds.
“It’s not. Usually, a creature with a relatively high-level variant would be removed from a Hunting Ground of that level as it would upset the balance too much, but due to the Shimmerfur Warpsnatchers being non-combat focused, it was left alone. Also, it is the natural way of the Warpsnatchers to grow up in all sorts of different environments, so its presence was considered acceptable,” Artemis explained.
“The poor little fella did find itself stuck, though,” Jake sighed.
“Only until B-grade,” Artemis shook her head. “At that point, we would have had to move to remove the beast as its presence would truly upset the balance then. Even if the Warpsnatcher is not a combat-focused race, it would still be more than capable of slaying every other B-grade on that planet upon evolving. In the scenario where it didn’t do that, all treasures would be monopolized, and the balance once more broken. So in that sense, you removing the Warpsnatcher now is a good thing.”
“Oh, yeah, totally did it for the sake of the future balance and whatnot,” Jake said cheekily as he had a thought. “Say... I’ve not really been able to figure this out yet, but do you know if the Warpsnatcher is male or female? Perhaps neither?”
“It’s male,” Artemis answered. “You can tell from the ears. They’re more pointy on the males. At least while they’re still in C-grade. After evolving, their look changes based on the personal preference of the Warpsnatcher in question.”
“What grade are Warpsnatchers normally?” Jake asked curiously. Peak races in the multiverse were natural B-grades and included things like dragons and other mythical beings.
“Natural C-grades. They tend to spend the first few years while in D-grade accompanying their parents, but upon evolving to C-grade, they’re sent off into the multiverse to live on their own. Only upon reaching B-grade will Warpsnatchers usually try to look for a mate, starting the cycle all over again.”
“They only reproduce with others of their race?” Jake asked curiously. He knew a lot of monsters had children with enlightened races or even other monsters. The powers of the Polymorph skill and the ability to take on humanoid forms all allowed for that.
“For the most part, though, there are always exceptions,” Artemis said, looking at him curiously. “I must admit, you seem a lot more interested in Warpsnatchers than I would think.”
“Yeah, I’m considering something... say, do you know if the Warpsnatchers have some kind of powerful ancestor they descended from? You know, like fire birds can often trace their Lineage back to phoenixes and such,” Jake asked, still doing a bit of research.
“Not as far as I know,” Artemis shook her head, now looking even more curiously at him. She seemed indecisive for a moment before finally just coming out and asking something she had likely wondered for a while:
“Say... is this related to your abilities as the Harbinger of Primeval Origins?”
Her question meant Jake now had to consider matters. For a while, it had been common knowledge that Jake was capable of manipulating Primeval Origins, but the details around this ability were all kept very vague on purpose. The leading theory seemed to be that Jake had some kind of unique Soulbound item only he could use.
Other theories included that it had something to do with Jake’s bloodline, but that there were some serious limitations to it, such as a cost Jake wasn’t willing to pay or some other requirement.
The point was that only Villy and Jake knew the full truth. Well, alright, Duskleaf and Meira likely also knew for the most part, while his creations also had a good chance of knowing. However, he had never told any outsiders, and the Viper had made it clear it should be kept that way.
It wasn’t necessarily a question of trust either, but limiting the potential of someone leaking the truth. The easiest way to limit exposure was to limit the number of people capable of exposing him.
That was why Jake found himself unsure of what to answer. On the one hand, he didn’t want to keep a secret like that from Artemis, but on the other hand, he knew he would be keeping secrets no matter what. There were things about his Bloodline that Jake hadn’t even told Villy, and things would likely stay that way until Jake was strong enough that revealing everything couldn’t come back and bite him in the ass.
Artemis seemed to notice Jake’s indecision and smiled comfortingly. “I understand if you want to keep that to yourself. We all have secrets that are best kept hidden unless we have no other choice.”
Her answer only made Jake feel even worse as he sighed. Eh, fuck it.
“It is related to that,” Jake finally answered. “I was considering helping the Warpsnatcher when he evolves to B-grade. Or at least try to.”
Artemis, seeing that Jake had decided to open up, pried a bit further. “Are you sure that’s wise? Based on what I know, there are a lot of factions who would like to see your talents used to help them instead, and given the limited nature of the ability...”
“Those limitations are heavily overblown,” Jake answered honestly. “There are limitations for sure, yes, but they aren’t that bad. I’ll also say that I’m not considering this only out of altruism and because that little fella is just so damn cute. I’m doing it partly for selfish reasons as I’ve yet to help a creature evolve to B-grade before, and I want that achievement under my belt before I evolve to B-grade myself.”
Jake was being honest there. It was one of the things he had considered putting on his to-do list before evolving to B-grade. He already knew that the Records he gained from Sylphie, Sandy, and Vesperia were absolutely insane, and now, especially after having gained so many levels, he felt pretty damn filled up on Jake Juice.
“If you don’t mind me asking... how does it work?” Artemis questioned. From the way she asked, she didn’t seem like she had high expectations of getting a straight answer.
“Honestly? I couldn’t tell you,” Jake shook his head. “I don’t control evolutions or Primeval Origins. I just spur them on. Give them a little push into the light. Ultimately, the final result still depends on whatever creature is evolving.”
“So, you have a way to add Records to a creature?” Artemis asked, pretty much hitting the nail on the head.
“That’s probably the most accurate description, yeah,” Jake nodded. During this conversation, Jake also made very sure no one else was listening in. The barriers of the palace were already fully active, but Jake trusted his senses far more than them, and besides the passive observation of Villy, no one else was peeking.
Speaking of Villy, Jake was taking this conversation relatively slowly to give Villy time to jump in if he felt the need to. So far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or till Jake to shut the fuck up. Which was a good sign, right?
Artemis once more looked deep in thought as Jake continued talking.
“However, I can’t just summon Records out of thin air. I need something to get the process going. Records to light a spark under. I’ve never done it directly to a creature, and I don’t intend to do so either this time. If I want to help the Warpsnatcher, I need an item related to the Warpsnatcher’s Path for me to manipulate. Monster cores tend to fit best, usually,” Jake said.
“So, in summary, you can use the core of a monster or some other catalyst of Records, manipulate this catalyst, and through that create an item a monster can consume?” Artemis asked.
“In essence, yes,” Jake nodded. At least, that was all Jake had done for Sandy. He had infused a meteorite with Jake Juice, after which Sandy had eaten it, and eventually evolved into what they were today. Of course, that space rock had been a gift from the system, so it had quite intense Records to begin with, which was an important factor.
With the Demon Prince after Nevermore, Jake had once more manipulated an item of immense Records to allow the Demon Prince to evolve and change into the Cerulean Demon King. However, that entire thing had shown Jake the dangers of what he could do.
The Records couldn’t be too overpowering, or the one absorbing them would find themselves overwhelmed. With Sandy, they had gotten around it with the item originally being one granted by the system, the Records thus passive beyond imagination. With the Demon Prince, they had used the other method to handle overwhelming Records: an even more powerful being possessing overwhelming Records getting directly involved.
“The entire process will involve rituals and stuff, but before I can do anything, I will need a catalyst to get things rolling,” Jake said. “Of course, I need to make sure I want to do this in the first place and also ask the Warpsnatcher what he wants.”
“Would you allow me to assist in the process when the time comes?” Artemis asked, quickly clarifying what she meant. “There are few things that add meaningful Records to me as a god, but this Harbinger of Primeval Origins ability of yours is one I believe can add value to my Path. Just the mere fact I know the Harbinger of Primeval Origins name is proof of the potency of these Records.”
“I’m not gonna say no, but I’m also not sure how you could help,” Jake said, scratching his chin. “Not outside of helping procure items and such. Having you be directly involved in the process will definitely mess things up, as adding the Records of a living god can’t possibly be smart.”
“Any role I can play would be great,” Artemis smiled. “I suspect you already know this from the Viper, but the second you created the True Royal, an echo of Records was sent throughout the entire multiverse. Even I subtly felt it. The shift. This ability of yours can give birth to what perhaps once was or what could have been at the Origin of any Path. Of existence itself.”
Artemis looked down and straight through the floor toward the Warpsnatcher that was currently busy sorting shiny rocks into three perfectly evenly sized piles. “With all our talk of concepts, I don’t believe I need to tell you that the conceptual power involved in this ability of yours transcends anything I’m capable of. It’s not merely the creation of life, but alterations of Origins. Of entire Paths.”
Turning her attention back to Jake, she looked him directly in the eyes. “Thank you for trusting me with this knowledge. I strongly suspect I entered a very exclusive club of those who are in the know.”
“You have,” Jake nodded with a small smile.
“Imagining the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled.
“Hey, if it’s any comfort, then I've got plenty more secrets that only the Viper is privy to. And a bunch that he doesn't even know about,” Jake said in a joking tone, despite what he said being perfectly true.
“How comforting indeed,” Artemis shook her head, briefly glancing down at the Warpsnatcher again. “Say, if you plan on effectively adopting this Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher, have you had any more thoughts on what to call him?”
“Maybe he already has a name,” Jake said in a hopeful voice.
“Only the enlightened or those who frequently interact with the enlightened tend to bother having names,” Artemis said.
Jake cursed a bit internally. Vesperia had been so nice because she already had a name for herself. Jake didn’t have to do anything there at all. However, now, it seemed he was forced into another situation where his horrible naming sense could lead to him getting bullied by half of the people he knew if he ended up choosing another stupid name.
I guess Snatchie is off the table already, Jake told himself as he tried to look at Artemis for help, as he nervously scratched the back of his head.
“Say... you wouldn’t happen to have any good name suggestions for a Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher?”
<AUTHOR NOTE>
That’s a call to action to you, dear reader! Officially taking name suggestions for the Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher below! I’ll naturally just select the one I like the most, but if you see a name you especially like, upvote (heart) the comment. The popularity of suggestions may or may not influence my final decision.
And people complain I don’t do reader interaction on Patreon (granted, I’ve never seen these people, but I’m sure they’re out there). Smh my head.
<AUTHOR NOTE OVER>
Comments
Richard.. (Dick, Dickie, Richie or Rich)
Thomas kellerhuis
2025-08-24 16:41:55 +0000 UTCSwiper took something again!
Luckbox
2025-08-22 03:09:55 +0000 UTCTyftc
Chloe
2025-08-04 02:01:24 +0000 UTCNice
Dave
2025-07-29 16:21:46 +0000 UTCNot sure if you'll read this but I think a nice 'punishment' Jake could give the Sovereign is to either directly look after the kits or have one of the tribes move back in to the area but also allow the kits to live there as well.
Stoney
2025-07-26 10:56:46 +0000 UTCTYFTC!
Rachel Clements
2025-06-26 20:15:18 +0000 UTCThat would be a spoiler.
Jeff McCulley
2025-06-25 19:04:01 +0000 UTCGotta be Danny right? Like Danny Ocean?
SaltyVigilante
2025-06-25 16:30:42 +0000 UTCWhat ended up being the agreed upon name
Khumo Mononyane
2025-06-25 11:55:47 +0000 UTCEvil Demon Lord Gabrothus!
Azazel
2025-06-19 10:52:37 +0000 UTCGanymeade!
Azazel
2025-06-19 10:48:35 +0000 UTCI like Sylphie’s suggestion. “REE!” Pretty much hit the nail on The head.
Jeff McCulley
2025-06-17 03:38:00 +0000 UTCTeam Shimmy!!
CCL
2025-06-12 17:55:06 +0000 UTCDarn I’m too late. but how about a play on snatchie and call him snizz
Patrick Kenney
2025-06-07 19:19:41 +0000 UTCNames that mean treasure: Jasper, Gasper(also sounds like grasper), Wade, Jovian. Void: Abaddon, Kaal, Nihil, Kuro, Erebos. Or Void Treasure by mixing: Kaal-Jovian or Erebos "Snatchie" Wade. Would need other details to do name details.
Devillelouch
2025-06-06 11:18:34 +0000 UTCShimmer
Jaku
2025-05-31 12:17:56 +0000 UTCMerf as in shim merf ur
Keslahr13
2025-05-31 06:31:19 +0000 UTCDefinitely Warpy
Neil Motzer
2025-05-28 20:51:24 +0000 UTCA little late, but snatchie would've been a great name. LMAO
Stephen
2025-05-28 14:51:44 +0000 UTCLil Fella, or maybe Jim. Just because he cant think of anything creative so he goes witht first human name he has in mind lol.
micah Hogan
2025-05-27 03:18:27 +0000 UTCOrravex
Daniel Hamilton
2025-05-26 04:50:00 +0000 UTCRaja
Chris Connolly
2025-05-22 23:51:59 +0000 UTCI like “Bandit” or “Swiper” either seem like good choices … but love the ask!!
Hernon Henderson
2025-05-22 22:31:47 +0000 UTCBoots the Lucky 😊
SevenTwenty
2025-05-22 21:38:11 +0000 UTCCould I pay for more chapters lol ….. I vote for faze
Keion
2025-05-22 18:46:11 +0000 UTCCould go Lucifer for the warpsnatchers name. Means light-bringer in Latin and it’s mentioned a few times that if it wanted to it could go on a rampage and kill others in the hunting area. Plus would be great to see Miranda’s reaction to it being named after the devil
Admiral Dakbar
2025-05-22 17:01:50 +0000 UTCTJ, for Tiny Jake (the warpsnatcher picks lol)
Daylyn Shkoditch
2025-05-22 16:57:34 +0000 UTCSnacho
Bent Sommer
2025-05-22 14:05:09 +0000 UTCBoo = because he magically appears and can scare someone Merlin = because he magically disappears and reappears Lucky = because he befriended Jake who is willing to help him Buddy = because he is friendly and everyone who he sees he tries to befriend Momo = word play on the ME ME when asked what he wants to be named.. Just a few suggestions for names, can also do more if we have more descriptive of his appearance other than a small cat-like creature. Does he have multi-colors, feet colors that mimic BOOTS (another name) etc.
Tim Lawson
2025-05-22 13:33:53 +0000 UTCFerdinand.
Max
2025-05-22 12:23:28 +0000 UTCGizmo. He likes all sorts of gizmos & gadgets
Drawste
2025-05-22 12:01:07 +0000 UTCDash
Catrina
2025-05-22 06:10:05 +0000 UTCShine or shin for short because SHIMMERfur I also like Hermes
Colton Crowley
2025-05-22 05:45:14 +0000 UTCHow about Hermes after the Greek god of travel and thieves
Andrew Pearce
2025-05-22 05:21:01 +0000 UTCOk here we go…..:: Warpy, Shimmer, El Grabo, Houdini, Clyde ( like bonie n Clyde), Hordy ( just short for hoarder), Twink…
Max Magee
2025-05-22 05:15:46 +0000 UTCHe reminds me a lot of Stitch. I could totally see him remembering the movie and thinking the name works because it's not his usual naming pattern that gets made fun of, he looks/talks a little bit like the character, and he's tired of trying to think of something better. Plus no one outside of earth will think anything of it.
TwoMoreYears
2025-05-22 01:36:25 +0000 UTCI keep picturing Sonic the hedgehog
Ty Cooper
2025-05-22 01:21:36 +0000 UTCIt may be too late but I thought of my favorite sidekick of all time, who is unserious and beautiful, Gir
Blutako
2025-05-22 00:42:37 +0000 UTCHmmmmm what about Billy
DBOMB YO
2025-05-22 00:23:40 +0000 UTCThe name's bond, shimmer bond
Blutako
2025-05-22 00:17:20 +0000 UTCDropbear
Dalton Wheeler
2025-05-21 23:31:00 +0000 UTCHow about Chapa'Ai? It's goauld for Stargate, and it makes for all sorts of casual nicknames.
Asterrahl
2025-05-21 23:24:03 +0000 UTCJeff is cute
RaptorElite
2025-05-21 23:22:17 +0000 UTCKevin!
mitchell duddy
2025-05-21 23:09:20 +0000 UTCMy bid is Veil ( redwall ferret) also I hope Jake learns the concept of gravity and it plays in being able to pull the arrow faster by creating an area of gravitational pull towards his target, further I feel like with his ability with auras he already has a start to the concept, lastly advent horizon and black holes
K. Johnson
2025-05-21 22:44:22 +0000 UTCCall him Scottie… warp speed captain!
James Arnold
2025-05-21 22:35:42 +0000 UTCI love the name Snatchie/Snatchy, but I totally get why people aren't a fan of it.
clovis
2025-05-21 22:02:19 +0000 UTCI like Shimmer as a name
Ray
2025-05-21 22:01:38 +0000 UTCErra. Or Shimmer. Erra pronounced Air uh. Jake making a B grades records return to origin and all he has done before will leave a huge mark on the era and the future. Naming the warpsnatcher this moves Jake away from adding a y or an ie. Shimmer is cool to though too.
Reader++
2025-05-21 21:21:06 +0000 UTCArty ( old man nickname for Arthu, Fits jakes naming sense reminds him of Artemis )
Drexnaw
2025-05-21 21:17:26 +0000 UTCCyrus
Dustin
2025-05-21 20:38:49 +0000 UTCHoudini
Joseph Ianetta
2025-05-21 20:38:11 +0000 UTCHow abour Shinie
Christopher Robin Sævre
2025-05-21 19:47:19 +0000 UTCSkibbles
Danny Bagley
2025-05-21 19:38:40 +0000 UTCJaspin !
David
2025-05-21 19:38:02 +0000 UTCYes!!!
Hanson
2025-05-21 18:06:50 +0000 UTCChess A mischievous cat like creature that can teleport? I think Chess, short for Cheshire.
Joel
2025-05-21 18:06:48 +0000 UTCSwiper
Noel Holmes
2025-05-21 18:03:25 +0000 UTCI'm partial to a lot of famous real or literary names, but for Artemis to suggest them she needs some sort of partial omniscience-esque skill to know things from pre-integeation Earth. Reference to famous theif names - Lupin as in Arsène Lupin from Sherlock Holmes - Swiper (Dora) but can be used without Artemis having a relevant skill - Non reference names: - Lief as in Lief the Thief - (something)leaf Kleptoleaf? Shadowleaf - Onyx from Nyx if they are a god - Rogue - Han as in Han Solo - Dillinger (John Dillinger) - Ali (Ali Baba) - Billy (Billy the kid) hits the -y ending too
Justin Mott
2025-05-21 17:36:23 +0000 UTCBernard
A_dbn
2025-05-21 17:36:15 +0000 UTCSnatchie is already gold, no need to change it
Spotii
2025-05-21 17:21:03 +0000 UTCMacavity. As in Macavity the mystery cat, also called the hidden paw. Whenever they looked, Macavity's not there. (TS Elliot) okay he's not a cat, but his shimmer ability magnified by origins should mean he can shimmer in and out of anywhere so seamlessly that no one should be able to detect him. Hence Macavity's not there. And the hidden paw is how I see him progressing. See the poem.
TwistedVanity
2025-05-21 17:18:24 +0000 UTC"Swiper no swiping." That or Oswald. Ozzie for short.
Néstor Rocha
2025-05-21 16:40:16 +0000 UTCAs the little fella doesn't seem capable of full sentences yet: Jeff. Hi, my name Jeff.
SmokeJam
2025-05-21 16:39:56 +0000 UTCSome version of Vincenzo( the man who stole the Mona Lisa). Maybe Vinny, Vince, Vincey, or Vino.
Elijah Soleil
2025-05-21 16:03:26 +0000 UTCSlider. I reckon Jake probably watched Sliders when he was growing up.
Keith Douglas
2025-05-21 16:02:12 +0000 UTCI’m also partial to: Sam.
Only_Sams
2025-05-21 14:54:04 +0000 UTCName: deàlradh It means glimmer, or glint. In Gaelic.
Only_Sams
2025-05-21 14:53:44 +0000 UTCThen Jake could call people out for their bad naming sense if they shorten it to Warpy
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:52:03 +0000 UTCHans, after Hans Gruber the thief in Die Hard (which is definitely a Christmas movie)
RedBeast7
2025-05-21 14:51:51 +0000 UTCZigzi
Palmer Evans
2025-05-21 14:50:37 +0000 UTCJasper -male name -shimmering stone -stone the snatcher would likely have in its hoard -artemis can still be race derivative but not so on the nose like jake
Brittin Bennett
2025-05-21 14:46:58 +0000 UTCArséne, another gentleman thief who can definetly be seen from the way that the shimmerfur is adorable now, but will surely become downright debonair later.
Troy L
2025-05-21 14:46:58 +0000 UTCJimmy the hand, Duke of Krondor Or just Jimmy if that's too long
Sébastien Kingsbury
2025-05-21 14:45:57 +0000 UTCIf leaning into the teleporting traveler side if things, Odysseus (Odie for short), Nestor ( means traveler)
Porter Haldiman
2025-05-21 14:45:34 +0000 UTCWally (like where's Wally)
Taylor Ellis
2025-05-21 14:44:57 +0000 UTCTftc And for the Name .... Lupin ( Gentleman Thief )
oliver birner
2025-05-21 14:44:51 +0000 UTCShwarp !
Nicolas Maganto
2025-05-21 14:44:20 +0000 UTCChester after the Cheshire cat.
William WIlson
2025-05-21 14:43:55 +0000 UTCDimensional void hopper
Roy Boy Meyer
2025-05-21 14:43:01 +0000 UTCshifu
bla
2025-05-21 14:42:52 +0000 UTCThe best Jake will ever canonically come up with is Shimmy and that's what it shall be
Childish Jordino
2025-05-21 14:41:29 +0000 UTCI think it would be refreshing to have a beast companion with a rather normal name. The Reasoning is that I imagine he's a already a real eye catcher. He's cute and shimmery. He already stands out a lot and he will even more after evolving with Jake's help. So I'd go with a basic name like Tom or Finn.
SPL1TT
2025-05-21 14:41:07 +0000 UTCLemmiwinks would be great but I don't know if it's copy righted by South Park
Diego Rodriguez
2025-05-21 14:40:43 +0000 UTCSwiper
Forrest
2025-05-21 14:40:01 +0000 UTCSince he’s a hoarder of wealth what about Midas or Plutus, both greek myth associated w that
Porter Haldiman
2025-05-21 14:39:28 +0000 UTCJim. Damn it Jim, I'm a Hunter not a Doctor!
Steven Myer
2025-05-21 14:38:55 +0000 UTCSylphie calls Jake uncle, so it might get awkward if Apollo picked up that habit
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:37:57 +0000 UTCKaito? Gentleman thief. Or any gentleman thief.
Daymond Walford
2025-05-21 14:36:34 +0000 UTCDefinitely Matthew Lemons' suggestions: Auro, he has a great explanation to.
Drake Harris
2025-05-21 14:36:14 +0000 UTCBlink. Short name that encapsulates how the warpsnatcher just pops up and out instantly.
Me
2025-05-21 14:36:09 +0000 UTCGhost
Chris Polly
2025-05-21 14:34:57 +0000 UTCYo what
Nicolas Coons
2025-05-21 14:34:09 +0000 UTCNyx Klepto Lupine I've seen lots of nyx and klepto answers and both are really good and you know its race will likely change when evolving so wouldn't want a play on race name as much play on characteristics
Beef Wrench
2025-05-21 14:30:53 +0000 UTCI want Artemis to come up with a name with deep meaning and when the go to ask if he likes it he says, "i already have a name...snatchy."
brjenness
2025-05-21 14:30:49 +0000 UTCI could see Jake naming it "Shimmie" or Shim...
Erik Bekke
2025-05-21 14:30:32 +0000 UTCCan other gods see/learn of Earth’s history? In my head canon that was a skill the Viper had. I remember something about gods getting an omniscience skill of sorts, but I thought Villy said his is different/better than most. Idk probably misremembering that
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:30:11 +0000 UTCHarambe
Spencer Needler
2025-05-21 14:28:15 +0000 UTCSharpie. Sh from Shimmerfur replaces the W from from warp, with an ie thrown in to continue the naming trend
Mitchell Kirby
2025-05-21 14:27:43 +0000 UTCSmaug would be fantastic. Love this one.
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:27:18 +0000 UTCSimon
Flynt
2025-05-21 14:25:17 +0000 UTCSylphie, will love Shim if he share his treats I mean treasures
Jordan Rogers
2025-05-21 14:25:15 +0000 UTCShimmer!
Jamie
2025-05-21 14:24:27 +0000 UTCSchaun
Flynt
2025-05-21 14:24:20 +0000 UTCOr just Tom, and make Tom become “Other Tom” because Other Tom isn’t as cute as Tom so he can’t have the same name as Tom because the cuteness factor. Imagine if you called for Tom but Tom showed up. It would get confusing. Plus Tom is helping Sandy find and eat better things but Tom would be trying to steal those things. Although Tom might use Tom to take the things that Sandy shouldn’t eat, so maybe they could work together in that sense.
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:23:48 +0000 UTCKlepto
MarineDebris
2025-05-21 14:23:01 +0000 UTCCuz of the the thievery? Lol. Bet most people don't remember that.
MarineDebris
2025-05-21 14:22:57 +0000 UTCWesley the Warpsnatcher
Chris
2025-05-21 14:21:44 +0000 UTCWhat's wrong with Warpy? It's the best name.
Paweł M
2025-05-21 14:20:57 +0000 UTCHops
Lonnie
2025-05-21 14:20:47 +0000 UTCRhea pronounced ray•a
Will Murry
2025-05-21 14:20:39 +0000 UTCBruce Wayne
Joseph Nicholson
2025-05-21 14:20:25 +0000 UTCI like Shimmy the best related directly to the name of the creature, since its shimmer abilities are more of a records thing then the snatching imo. Not creature type related i love Nyx.
Manowar
2025-05-21 14:19:24 +0000 UTCMaybe pull something from the “Einstein-Rosen Bridge” name? Like Ross? Or even Ozzie? I think picking from the pool of famous physicist names associated with relativity would be pretty cheeky and fun honestly. E=mc^2 Mc=mike? Okay hahahaha I’m done.
John Kornegay
2025-05-21 14:18:51 +0000 UTCMy name recommendation for our little Fella is Ratchet. :)
Staudi
2025-05-21 14:18:45 +0000 UTCTorn between Artemis giving a solid name like Nyx or turning out to be just as bad at naming as Jake and calling it something like Snatchy or Warpy.
Ariel Pablos
2025-05-21 14:18:16 +0000 UTCSwipper. Let’s do do do Dora proud
Quinn
2025-05-21 14:17:53 +0000 UTCJimbo, or something related to Hermes would be cool
Prospects
2025-05-21 14:16:37 +0000 UTCMilo
Anna Esswein
2025-05-21 14:16:33 +0000 UTCFuck yeah!! "Scotty beam me up!"
Alexandre8901
2025-05-21 14:15:58 +0000 UTCOk only for shits and giggles warpy
sixiack
2025-05-21 14:13:30 +0000 UTCTorko
Jeff Cena
2025-05-21 14:13:28 +0000 UTCThe little fellow is a hoarder, thief and a void traveler. So why not Hermes who was the patron god of merchants, thieves, and travelers.
Spitball
2025-05-21 14:13:12 +0000 UTCSlinky. For two reasons. 1. I'm sort of hoping the origin of this translocator will be the simultaneous existance of all spacetime as the spring like jumps they do as they treat space as ground to cover like a slinky-like spring stretching between two points. 2. This guy is sneaking around for treasures. Why not be 'slinking' around. ❤ This would also be nice in the aftermath is one step is getting inspiration from this, with Jake gaining understanding of how one would treat any space and matter as grounds to take a step from, not just ground particles of dirt density, but any particle or weave of spacetime at all.
Matthew Avery
2025-05-21 14:12:33 +0000 UTCwhat was the meerkat name
brjenness
2025-05-21 14:11:30 +0000 UTCI second Swiper
Jordan H
2025-05-21 14:10:27 +0000 UTCchris?
brjenness
2025-05-21 14:09:51 +0000 UTCPackrat He is a little hoarder that grab and packs everything in his path.
DDHG
2025-05-21 14:09:23 +0000 UTCShims
Brandon Smith
2025-05-21 14:08:24 +0000 UTCI just hope he accidentally slips and calls it Jake Juice out loud in front of Artemis. Villy would have sooo much fun with that and it would be a really entertaining chapter and hopefully future callbacks
WaxDinosaur
2025-05-21 14:08:17 +0000 UTCToo soon I think.
Dray Kruesi
2025-05-21 14:08:15 +0000 UTCIt moves like a ghost so it shoud be Blinky, Pinky, Inky, or Clyde.
John Pfeffer
2025-05-21 14:07:51 +0000 UTCMaybe Herman, or something not too on the nose
InfernoDroid
2025-05-21 14:07:33 +0000 UTCSome variation of Hermes, who is a god of thievery
InfernoDroid
2025-05-21 14:07:05 +0000 UTC'Swiper' as in "Swiper no swiping!"
Czar
2025-05-21 14:06:55 +0000 UTCName the guy Scotty. Cause he can soulwarp beem you up. It fits with Jake always giving y end names too
Dray Kruesi
2025-05-21 14:06:01 +0000 UTCShimmy
Darion
2025-05-21 14:05:16 +0000 UTCmajor plot hole, continuity error. . . why hasn't Jake called Artemis, arty?
brjenness
2025-05-21 14:05:13 +0000 UTCHermes. God of merchants, thieves, and travelers.
James
2025-05-21 14:03:39 +0000 UTCit's sounding like Kleptomania
Aviel
2025-05-21 14:03:19 +0000 UTCWarren the warpsnatcher? Or maybe Willy the warpsnatcher? I feel like alliteration is Jake's natural next evolution
bleakbreaker
2025-05-21 14:03:09 +0000 UTCSnatchie. Obviously
Joel Lindqvist
2025-05-21 14:02:49 +0000 UTCDef need an african sounding name. Thief based path
Brian Donaldson
2025-05-21 14:01:04 +0000 UTCName Suggestion: Auro ------------------------------ I was thinking Auro because it has a natural sensitivity to auras which is where i got the Aur from. Also most nouns ending in O in spanish are masculine which is in line with its sex. Also its not exactly a creative name so its not too far off what Jake could think up . Additionally in Latin, "auro" is the dative and ablative case forms of the word "aurum," which means "gold. " I guess this meaning could connected to the Shimmerfur's interest in collecting things it deems valuable.
Matthew Lemon
2025-05-21 14:00:42 +0000 UTCTeleporty McTeleportFace
Colt
2025-05-21 14:00:23 +0000 UTCProblem is that is the multiverse leaking in. That God is out there and might be pissed or flattered.
Ty Cooper
2025-05-21 14:00:09 +0000 UTCI like the first one, as I think he might end up in Yggdrasil. Could jump between leaves inkognito and do stuff without godly interference
Mikesch
2025-05-21 13:59:54 +0000 UTCHopper. He hops in and then leaves again
Colby Whiting
2025-05-21 13:59:46 +0000 UTCZephyrus, as an nod to Zefram Cochrane from Star Trek lore as the inventor of the warp drive as well as Greek god of the west wind. It could fit in with the mysticism angle of the little guy's primeval origins.
Matt Hibler
2025-05-21 13:56:21 +0000 UTCHow about Art. Like in The Artful Dodger
Dark Prophet
2025-05-21 13:55:43 +0000 UTCShimmy
Brooke Wilson
2025-05-21 13:55:41 +0000 UTCSwiper
glen perry
2025-05-21 13:55:10 +0000 UTCI think we should name him Musa and use the bananas in the ritual to add some timey-wimey stuff to his warp-snatching
nrcs1995
2025-05-21 13:55:00 +0000 UTCPreferably not a dated reference like many of the suggestions seem to be. A shortening of it's species name might become limiting when giving its origin species a name later.
John Fischer
2025-05-21 13:54:03 +0000 UTCHear me out. Frederick that's it no puns here just a name I personally love. Also it feels a little odd to name a fully realized being a pet name.
Micah B Graves
2025-05-21 13:52:34 +0000 UTCShimmers 😭
Mahmut Sacakli
2025-05-21 13:52:21 +0000 UTCVanmer, that name is mentioned in discord by scarletvoid. I agree with the name and the description they came up with.
Tori Wolfe
2025-05-21 13:52:18 +0000 UTCDoubt anyone will see this, but my brain has decided a good name for the little guy is Vanmer. Derived from the words Observant and Shimmer. Vanmer our future collector of treasures.
Void
2025-05-21 13:52:08 +0000 UTCIt'd be great for Jake to be confronted with someone who has an even worse sense of naming than him.
Jj Bb
2025-05-21 13:52:05 +0000 UTCNyx sounds the best and most fitting
Miranoji
2025-05-21 13:50:18 +0000 UTCSammy
Draven Leal
2025-05-21 13:49:05 +0000 UTCBeat me to it
Smashadow
2025-05-21 13:48:54 +0000 UTCLoki
bob bob
2025-05-21 13:48:24 +0000 UTCMy first thought was Jesse, it holds to the "e" sound at the end if it matters and is a relatively common name. Also nods to the great Jesse James. As I scrolled thru the long list of posts I personally liked the nod to Shirt with Stash, or maybe Stashy? (please just no fascination with biscuits... we don't need another cookie monster)
Nate
2025-05-21 13:48:11 +0000 UTCOrin
KollegvomMirgan
2025-05-21 13:47:56 +0000 UTCTardis! From the show that the guy jumps dimensions or something, it's pretty apt!
Joel Faustino
2025-05-21 13:47:49 +0000 UTCBlood Raven Because they steal everything
Kelfu
2025-05-21 13:47:41 +0000 UTCBlinks
Josh Beckman
2025-05-21 13:47:21 +0000 UTCShimmy!
Jj Bb
2025-05-21 13:46:55 +0000 UTCZooboomafoo
Laurent Beaulieu
2025-05-21 13:46:46 +0000 UTCCan we just name him like “Bob” or something super simple 😂
Borbino the great
2025-05-21 13:46:09 +0000 UTCEphemeroi, as the root of ephemera. Also he feels like a Roy.
Gabriel
2025-05-21 13:45:07 +0000 UTCNickname of Glimmershift: Limm
Emily Dee
2025-05-21 13:44:54 +0000 UTCI say use a “normal” first name and an “on the nose” last name. Ex: Wayn Shimmer; John Warper
ABTelford
2025-05-21 13:44:38 +0000 UTCWhy not name it after the guy the orange fuck head killed when he invaded earth. I can’t remember his name without going back to read it but it’s the one that really pissed Jake off when he died. If I remember he’s the one who helped set up the teleporter for Jake originally so it would fit with the warpsnatcher somewhat
Chris Harrell
2025-05-21 13:44:21 +0000 UTCMufasa
Dalton Service
2025-05-21 13:44:10 +0000 UTCGood thing it's not a Snatchwarper, that would be something else. As far as naming the little spacehopper, why not Felix? Naming something after someones characteristics like "Skippy" would be a Jake thing to do.
Niels Valkenborgh
2025-05-21 13:43:13 +0000 UTCBenji or Klepto for me. Benji because of the dog movies that I loved as a kid. He can fetch stuff for Jake. Klepto. I named a cat that. Thank you for the chappy Zogarth!
JJB4345_80_815
2025-05-21 13:42:55 +0000 UTCI think Artemis should suggest Lampýrisma, which is Greek for shimmer, and Jake would just go with Lampy.
PatienceHoney
2025-05-21 13:42:16 +0000 UTCAgree with other comments below - Nyx or Nyxie is fitting for the character and stems from Greek mythology. Seems the natural response from Artemis.
Mark Farrell
2025-05-21 13:41:47 +0000 UTCpokey
brjenness
2025-05-21 13:41:31 +0000 UTCShimmer
Saskatchatoon24
2025-05-21 13:41:14 +0000 UTCRobin - like Robin Hood You could also go the Greek Mythology route and go with one of the famous thieves. I like Autolycus the son of Hermes and a mortal woman. He was renowned for his skill as a thief, especially his ability to make stolen goods invisible or change their appearance.
Eli Reiser
2025-05-21 13:40:28 +0000 UTCSwiper has to be it
Lawrence Dillon
2025-05-21 13:38:10 +0000 UTCSkippy came to mind first
Nathan Knight
2025-05-21 13:37:32 +0000 UTCShim- uhh, War... err. Shawarma! Like Shimmy and Warpy only like a name! Wait.
NovaZero
2025-05-21 13:37:31 +0000 UTCSwiper or Jake could name him Cooper as a throwback to Sly Cooper
Trent Fender
2025-05-21 13:36:43 +0000 UTCSir Reginald the First
Death Beyond the Grave
2025-05-21 13:34:59 +0000 UTCSwipey
NovaZero
2025-05-21 13:34:29 +0000 UTCMomo/ Pickle - give ATLA vibes
Zac Thompson
2025-05-21 13:33:55 +0000 UTCYou could also go with Heimdall with reference to the BiFrost and the ability to teleport anywhere.
Jade356i
2025-05-21 13:33:30 +0000 UTCBob, I highly enjoy the thought of Artemis also being sh*t at naming
Conner Kirk
2025-05-21 13:33:29 +0000 UTCBagpuss... Idk doesn't feel right
Cam H
2025-05-21 13:33:28 +0000 UTCSir shimsalot
Richard Loveless
2025-05-21 13:32:56 +0000 UTCLocksley after Robin of Locksley aka Robin Hood
Eofad
2025-05-21 13:32:39 +0000 UTCSagan
Ty Cooper
2025-05-21 13:32:36 +0000 UTCSnap
Fate Hydrax
2025-05-21 13:32:18 +0000 UTCSlipper - Cause he slips in anywhere. Slips into places and our hearts. Also, now I hope he gets some great footwear like dog booties.
Lab of the Lost
2025-05-21 13:32:01 +0000 UTCnyx or nyxie are awesome names
Steven Tuttle
2025-05-21 13:30:36 +0000 UTCTwik! Name him Twik!
Marc Todd
2025-05-21 13:29:45 +0000 UTCShiny
Mohammed Sheekh
2025-05-21 13:29:19 +0000 UTCShiny.
Richard Loveless
2025-05-21 13:29:18 +0000 UTCThank u for the story
C0bra$
2025-05-21 13:29:00 +0000 UTCFirst name to pop in to my head is Glitch.
Jade356i
2025-05-21 13:28:46 +0000 UTCThwarp
hecksheri
2025-05-21 13:27:21 +0000 UTCLochlan
Lewis Long
2025-05-21 13:27:02 +0000 UTCSnibs sounds nice for the little guy
Patrick Kirch
2025-05-21 13:26:43 +0000 UTCFlint Lockwood
Lewis Long
2025-05-21 13:26:27 +0000 UTCName him Pudd His name reminds me of the song Shimmer by Puddle of Mudd
Terrence White
2025-05-21 13:24:08 +0000 UTCHow about Gobs or Gobby kinda like the loot goblin that reminds Jake of himself
Zach Newman
2025-05-21 13:24:02 +0000 UTCBtDM?
Nikita Becker
2025-05-21 13:23:58 +0000 UTCWarpy. Jake's awesome with names
Booz Dowg
2025-05-21 13:23:34 +0000 UTCHow about schrödinger?
Nate Green
2025-05-21 13:23:20 +0000 UTCSwiper
Spencer Miller
2025-05-21 13:22:56 +0000 UTCDrago
Andrew Forster
2025-05-21 13:22:10 +0000 UTCSwiper
Savitr
2025-05-21 13:21:01 +0000 UTCSkippy
BFalcon
2025-05-21 13:18:42 +0000 UTCBob
Guilherme Castro
2025-05-21 13:18:36 +0000 UTCI like Nyx
Ira White
2025-05-21 13:18:01 +0000 UTCLol like Swiper? From Dora?
Skipping
2025-05-21 13:17:54 +0000 UTCI am once again begging, please, not Snatchie/Snatchy
Alex Salamanca
2025-05-21 13:17:53 +0000 UTCCould even be Kleppy for short
Keeb
2025-05-21 13:17:52 +0000 UTCShim in the streets Shimmy in the sheets
Havoc99
2025-05-21 13:17:47 +0000 UTCKlepto (like Kripto but theif dog instead of kryptonian dog)
Havoc99
2025-05-21 13:17:15 +0000 UTCCALL EM SHIMMY DOITDOITDOIT
Havoc99
2025-05-21 13:16:05 +0000 UTCPuff or shimms
Sable
2025-05-21 13:15:10 +0000 UTCI was wondering why the comments were so high lol
Tommy
2025-05-21 13:15:10 +0000 UTCShaquill O'Steal
Havoc99
2025-05-21 13:15:05 +0000 UTCZogarth your readers' sense of naming sucks as bad as your own! Could lean into it, since everyone (myself included) does think it's hilarious. If you want something different, might I suggest: 1. Velaris Evokes stars and veils of light, suggesting shimmer and mystery. “It has elegance and sounds suitably arcane. It means ‘veil of the stars’ in an old dialect of the gods.” 2. Kaelith An ancient name meaning ‘he who slips between’. “It’s used in reference to elusive spirits in old myths—beings that exist in-between places.” 3. Myrrik Slightly mischievous, short and sharp. “It reminds me of an old god of mazes and hidden roads. I think it suits his trickster aura.” 4. Nixar / Nixarion A play on ‘nix’ (to vanish) and ‘nexus’. “It carries a weight of spatial centrality and erasure. A fitting paradox for a being who both disappears and anchors.” 5. Eshar / Eshari From a word meaning ‘gleam’ or ‘mirage’. “It speaks to illusion, beauty, and fleeting movement. And it rolls off the tongue quite nicely.” 6. Whisk / Whisken Light, nimble, and playful. Like a soft step or shimmer in the air. “Short and sweet, but not goofy. You can almost hear the little footsteps in it.” 7. Nyxil / Nyx Derived from ‘Nyx,’ the primordial night, with a mythic tone. “Suggests something elusive and quietly powerful—good for a space-warping critter.” 8. Lumen Connected to light, shimmer, and radiant energy. “Lumen evokes both brilliance and grace, while still feeling grounded. A solid name for something that shines without trying.” Bonus points if the creature then evolves with an origin like the name Artemis suggested, giving her a boatload of records, and we get an amusing dialogue of a bunch of Gods in the background scratching their heads wondering if the name influenced the orgin, or the other way around.
Yiskah
2025-05-21 13:14:48 +0000 UTCHis name is Snatcher!
Nathan Holliday
2025-05-21 13:14:36 +0000 UTCI feel like Loki would be a good fit.
Alex Webb
2025-05-21 13:14:33 +0000 UTCRatatoskr, fits him pretty well. Honestly he needs to ask Miranda (us)
Kris Tuchel
2025-05-21 13:14:24 +0000 UTCLooty
tahae mahaki
2025-05-21 13:13:57 +0000 UTCQuicksilver
WolfWithAGun
2025-05-21 13:13:44 +0000 UTCAzeban, or "the Raccoon," is a lower-level trickster spirit in Abenaki mythology.[1][2] The traditional homeland of the Abenaki is Wobanakik (Place of the Dawn), what is now called northern New England, southern Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Azeban (also spelled Azban, Asban or Azaban) is a raccoon, the Abenaki trickster figure. Pronounced ah-zuh-bahn. Got this from Wikipedia
Ira White
2025-05-21 13:13:10 +0000 UTCBandit
Nathan Ihm
2025-05-21 13:13:05 +0000 UTCKlepy, could stay on theme with the 'y' endings
Rickvice
2025-05-21 13:12:43 +0000 UTCSwiper
Rahsheem Reid
2025-05-21 13:11:16 +0000 UTCOr maybe name it after a famous cat. For some reason Garfield is the only one I can think of right now
Patrick McCarthy
2025-05-21 13:10:39 +0000 UTCShimmywarp
Kirby
2025-05-21 13:10:28 +0000 UTCjack to annoy the people who complain about jake/jacob
brjenness
2025-05-21 13:10:11 +0000 UTCRatatöskr -> Rata
Svenx
2025-05-21 13:09:46 +0000 UTCSwiper no swiping
Sushi
2025-05-21 13:09:14 +0000 UTCCan we please have Jake name it “Baby” or “Shimmy” As in, “Shimmy Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yeah Shimmy Yay, Gimme the Mic and I’mma Take it Away… oh Baby I like it Raw”… the classic hip hop anthem by ODB of the Wu Tang Clan
Patrick McCarthy
2025-05-21 13:08:44 +0000 UTCStealie von snatch
Huy Hoang
2025-05-21 13:06:49 +0000 UTCDefinitely agree
Tom
2025-05-21 13:05:53 +0000 UTCDexter
Jordan
2025-05-21 13:05:36 +0000 UTCSlypher or peek-a-boo and Boo for short
Outkast95
2025-05-21 13:05:29 +0000 UTCWhatever name you choose, make sure it is as silly/Jake as possible. Establish that Artemis is just as bad at naming things as Jake!
Bunny Waffles
2025-05-21 13:05:21 +0000 UTCShaquill O'Neal just drop the E
Gafgarion
2025-05-21 13:04:38 +0000 UTCSwiper
SuperAzureReader
2025-05-21 13:04:23 +0000 UTCIn this case pronounced like Luther
dragonslaver
2025-05-21 13:04:22 +0000 UTCLoothar (from Lothar a German name and Loot of course)
dragonslaver
2025-05-21 13:04:00 +0000 UTCTruly random-----Muffin
Brandon Arrowood
2025-05-21 13:03:56 +0000 UTCHe kind of reminds me of a Niffler from Fantastic Beasts. How about Niffix?
MoneMati
2025-05-21 13:03:13 +0000 UTCShimmershift or Glimmershift
Jake Bates
2025-05-21 13:03:04 +0000 UTCSnatchie
Kaiser Rence
2025-05-21 13:03:01 +0000 UTCI put a heart under Chapter 1171 - Secrets Disclosed. Good luck surviving college little fella !
Bobtur
2025-05-21 13:02:56 +0000 UTCSkippy.. Jake contemplates how he skips through space and decides that's a safer name only for the warpsnatcher to evolve to a space/void/time skipper dooming Jake to the redicule he hoped to avoid.
Kai Nilsen-Knight
2025-05-21 13:02:41 +0000 UTCSnatchie McSnatchFace. This was a joke. I like that other persons idea of making it artimises idea of calling it snatchie
Kewi397
2025-05-21 13:02:30 +0000 UTCHermes would be my suggestion as well. God of travelers and thieves, it's perfect.
Karim Saadi
2025-05-21 13:02:29 +0000 UTCDanshrew, so something ive noticed that everyone he does the origins on seems to remind me of Pokémon.
Ben Heystek
2025-05-21 13:01:08 +0000 UTCSwiper!!
James Adams
2025-05-21 13:00:17 +0000 UTCSomething like Coruscis or Lucens? They mean shimmer/shining in Latin, and I think they sound pretty cool and cute! And shortened versions could be like Coru, Lucen, etc. but considering the likely name changes, Furantur, steal in Latin, is also quite a good name!
Lucy
2025-05-21 12:59:55 +0000 UTCLol so many silly names
Allie Fischer
2025-05-21 12:59:18 +0000 UTCKlepto Snatchington Thayne
Dan Pangione
2025-05-21 12:59:14 +0000 UTCSir Warpie Shimmerton, first of his name.
scarredrazor
2025-05-21 12:59:00 +0000 UTCWell it has to a be "jake name"
Dalton Dawes
2025-05-21 12:58:29 +0000 UTCShimy
Joe Holman
2025-05-21 12:58:26 +0000 UTCHis name is Bob.
J W
2025-05-21 12:57:54 +0000 UTCShim, or Shimmy
Ben Heystek
2025-05-21 12:57:50 +0000 UTCI named a cat Klepto once because she'd rip the toy out of my hands and run away with it. I could go for this!
JJB4345_80_815
2025-05-21 12:57:45 +0000 UTCCall him "Bob."
Lesley Holmes
2025-05-21 12:57:24 +0000 UTCCall him Sly, after the game sly cooper.
Dick Dastardly
2025-05-21 12:57:09 +0000 UTCBig Mac
Sebastiano Zovi-Allen
2025-05-21 12:57:08 +0000 UTCHow is there not a "Meowth" already
Scott Paine
2025-05-21 12:57:03 +0000 UTCLadron It's thief in Spanish. We know that Jake is fluent in "Multiple" languages based on comments in the past. It will be shortened to "Laddy" of course.
Eric Shivak
2025-05-21 12:57:01 +0000 UTCHoardy
pricey944
2025-05-21 12:56:56 +0000 UTCMystofur Warpen
愚行
2025-05-21 12:56:52 +0000 UTCI’m digging: Robby Sonic Steve/Stevie Sunny Sterling Shimmy
BearHandMan
2025-05-21 12:56:51 +0000 UTCSnachy
Sacredsocks
2025-05-21 12:56:29 +0000 UTCPorter, short for teleporter
Chance Jordan
2025-05-21 12:56:15 +0000 UTCYou know, in norse mythos there’s a squirrel that lives in Yggdrasil named Ratatoskr. Might fit here, though I think the warpsnatcher was said to look more like a cross between a cat and a porcupine? Maybe you could go with Cheshire after the vanishing cat in Alice in Wonderland.
Alex
2025-05-21 12:56:10 +0000 UTCBut that means you should be perfect for this!!!
Randall Jones
2025-05-21 12:55:58 +0000 UTCSwipes or Swipy Keeps with the snatcher theme while starting with an S and rolls off the toungue well
Voxol Mystic
2025-05-21 12:55:38 +0000 UTCInvincible Eternal Supreme Heavenly Cosmic Divine Chaos Yin-Yang Harmony Samsara Hell suppressing, Dragon chaining, Tiger subduing Nine Jade Treasure refining Immortal Emperor, Enlightend Grand Sage Of The Nine Heavens And Conqueror Of Four Directions Of Supreme Virtue Warpy
Luis
2025-05-21 12:55:10 +0000 UTCMischief
Cuddlyscorpion
2025-05-21 12:54:44 +0000 UTCLoki
Dakota
2025-05-21 12:54:08 +0000 UTCGalileo!
jb qspam
2025-05-21 12:53:52 +0000 UTCBlinky
TigerEye Wulf
2025-05-21 12:53:50 +0000 UTCOnly issue with that is there is a very good chance the real hermes exists with the whole thing of the gods that earth people worshipped being from the leaking of records into the new universe
Wselby64
2025-05-21 12:53:46 +0000 UTCLuceo
Lynderyn
2025-05-21 12:53:24 +0000 UTCSparkie.
Crjourdan
2025-05-21 12:53:05 +0000 UTCThe ATM machine broke when I put in the wrong PIN number. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jb qspam
2025-05-21 12:53:02 +0000 UTCLoot
Ctrl Alt Dust
2025-05-21 12:52:29 +0000 UTCTYFTC! I’m partial to Sir Snatchums, Snatchy for short. Keep the S initial (Sylphie, Sandy, Scarlet), and I think Snatching (treasure hunting) is more relevant to the natural progression of its Patch, as opposed to the Shimmerfur part (though obviously both are relevant)
Microwavey
2025-05-21 12:52:12 +0000 UTCShimmy
Meh
2025-05-21 12:51:53 +0000 UTCmy other proposal would be, since we know she named vitesse wich mean speed in french we could use french or another language but I don't have an exemple in mind.
atome 4 000
2025-05-21 12:51:44 +0000 UTCTipple - for no particular reason, he just seems like a Tipple
Jared beck
2025-05-21 12:51:30 +0000 UTCLets go with random... Jeffy
Timothy Spradlin
2025-05-21 12:51:11 +0000 UTCWarpie sounds like a good name 😂
X
2025-05-21 12:50:22 +0000 UTCI'd say go back to classics with Shimmy
Ingo Hark
2025-05-21 12:50:20 +0000 UTCScotty? (Beam me up Scotty)
Anders Jensen
2025-05-21 12:50:05 +0000 UTCMy vote would be Felix, go old school
car6555
2025-05-21 12:49:07 +0000 UTCJakeb
Евгений Павлов
2025-05-21 12:48:50 +0000 UTCI would love to see Artemis having a similar naming sense has Jake and call him shimmy.
atome 4 000
2025-05-21 12:48:44 +0000 UTCCopyrighted methinks lol
jb qspam
2025-05-21 12:48:18 +0000 UTCRobby
BearHandMan
2025-05-21 12:48:14 +0000 UTCCall it orinoco after the womble who likes to recycle things (old BBC show) it's also a river and it's name means to navigate. Something that warps through space should navigate well afterall.
Vetch
2025-05-21 12:47:47 +0000 UTCAs I haven’t seen someone suggest it yet why not just “kitty”
John Looney
2025-05-21 12:47:27 +0000 UTCThere are a lot of votes for Swiper, which really does fit. But I'm partial to Sonic, Stitch or even Stash (nod to HWFWM).
Shiralee
2025-05-21 12:47:26 +0000 UTCI was all aboard the “Shimmy/shimmer” train until this!!
Sicgrim
2025-05-21 12:46:54 +0000 UTCAcquisition = Acqie = Archie. BtDM reference
TheBullshit
2025-05-21 12:46:45 +0000 UTCOr Shimmon as it shimmers
Kris Piskorski
2025-05-21 12:46:38 +0000 UTCJust by naming it. He's going to be all apologetic about having nothing for her to do, she'll be all graceful and say she'll just observe. Then *boom* enough records to hit God Queen cus she named the think. Then an internal monologue with her contemplating the gravitas of this and her shuddering in horror cus Jake doesn't seem to get it is a big deal.
Yiskah
2025-05-21 12:46:12 +0000 UTCKlep- short for klepto
AirsickLowlander
2025-05-21 12:44:59 +0000 UTCShimmothy, Shim for short!
Kris Piskorski
2025-05-21 12:44:42 +0000 UTCWarpy McWarpface for all the Boaty McBoatface fans out there who felt cheated.
Xarow
2025-05-21 12:44:24 +0000 UTCWopper
Blake Dotts
2025-05-21 12:44:12 +0000 UTCShimmothy is definitely my favorite
Robling49
2025-05-21 12:43:03 +0000 UTCScotty or Scottie would be amazing teleporter name plus it keeps with the convention!!!
greg belokopitsky
2025-05-21 12:42:20 +0000 UTCYes!
Shiralee
2025-05-21 12:41:21 +0000 UTCSnatchie McSnatchface
Talon Michaelis
2025-05-21 12:41:00 +0000 UTCJason Stathem
Mike Stewart
2025-05-21 12:40:13 +0000 UTCHmm.... what about thieves from greek mythology? Hermes, prometheus? Since you used the name Artemis, maybe she knows someone from the system that also had records bleed through to name the warpsnatcher after....?
Colton Horton
2025-05-21 12:39:29 +0000 UTCArtemis should unironically shrug and say Snatchie.
Adam
2025-05-21 12:39:09 +0000 UTCPurrloyn
Tim Bartlett
2025-05-21 12:39:01 +0000 UTCOmg haha yes!!!! I love the snatchei line hahaha This arc has been great!
greg belokopitsky
2025-05-21 12:38:58 +0000 UTCSnape or Klept
Frederic Vincent
2025-05-21 12:38:47 +0000 UTCCome on sir fluffy is an easy win
James Durowse
2025-05-21 12:38:36 +0000 UTCSeeker, klepto, ratatoskr
Daniel is ŁØNE
2025-05-21 12:38:30 +0000 UTCSnatch
Sacredsocks
2025-05-21 12:38:25 +0000 UTCBEHOLD: Shimmothy
Alexander Wilfling
2025-05-21 12:38:16 +0000 UTCShimmie
Michael Kawesa
2025-05-21 12:37:31 +0000 UTCWarp Speed, Mr. Sulu!
The Uub
2025-05-21 12:37:25 +0000 UTCWanting to keep the s alliteration with all his names creatures so. Shimmer, Sheen, Spiral, Snag. All those have something to do with his name though I like shimmer and spiral best. TFTC
Toph
2025-05-21 12:37:16 +0000 UTCIts cat like right? So maybe something from before the system? Felix, Garfield, etc. That seems appropriate. That way all of the earth people get the reference. And all the other worlders look up the "grand significance" of the name only to end up watching cartoons.
RnR_ RnR
2025-05-21 12:36:55 +0000 UTCSwiper!!
Matthew Brockman
2025-05-21 12:36:47 +0000 UTC(Arsene) Lupin or Clyde
Clemens
2025-05-21 12:34:43 +0000 UTCHow about Hermes, with the traveling nature of his species, the occasional affiliation of the god with thievery, and who would be naming him I feel it fits well.
TheRomanGeneral
2025-05-21 12:34:30 +0000 UTCSlyvex?
Michael Clack
2025-05-21 12:33:08 +0000 UTCIn keeping either Jake tradition.... Zippy, because of how he zips about and snatches shit. Hell, Snatchy. He tends to speak in single syllables, so I think he'd call himself Dart or Dash
Keith Williams
2025-05-21 12:33:03 +0000 UTC“Lift”
Jacob Piccard
2025-05-21 12:32:26 +0000 UTCWilson
Morgan Loman
2025-05-21 12:32:16 +0000 UTCMercedes Lackey has a character named Mags after a Magpie
JSC
2025-05-21 12:32:11 +0000 UTCThis
Haaki0
2025-05-21 12:32:08 +0000 UTCWarpie, Snatches, Shimmy, Rob/Robert, Tief (Silent H in thief), Blinky, Shadow, Shimms, Spook(s/y), Mercy, or a full name like Robert P. Snatches. Then like cute pet names such as Taco, Fluffy, Small/Smöl, King Could be related to the unlocked nature from the Snatcher's primeval origins?
killop
2025-05-21 12:31:35 +0000 UTCOr Sonny. Too bad he is not a blue hedgehog ;)
SinCinnamon
2025-05-21 12:31:01 +0000 UTCThackery Binx
kaylam wilson
2025-05-21 12:30:56 +0000 UTCSwiper (this is a joke)
Calpercrum
2025-05-21 12:30:55 +0000 UTCI personally love either Swiper or Sly Cooper! As a few have mentioned already.
Mateo Lopez
2025-05-21 12:30:52 +0000 UTCI want arty to also be horrible with naming things so it's just another Jake name in the end
Cajun Terror
2025-05-21 12:30:46 +0000 UTCLucky
Griever
2025-05-21 12:29:48 +0000 UTCi like this one :D
Ayanokouji
2025-05-21 12:29:41 +0000 UTCSnatchie McSnatchFace it had to be put forth, I regret nothing
jongre1512
2025-05-21 12:29:33 +0000 UTC“Elgee”(LG-Loot Goblin) jake seems to drop into mmorpg talk every book or so with his inner dialogue so I think it’ll be funny watching him explain his thought process to Miranda
Justin Maher-Smith
2025-05-21 12:29:26 +0000 UTCHeidi might also be a fun one as the little creature is very elusive. However, the name might be too feminine
mucky 12
2025-05-21 12:28:43 +0000 UTCIt has to end with an ”ie” or a ”y”. Sylphie because of Sylpihian. Sandy because of sand. This fella is a warpsnatcher. He steals. Like Sandy. They would meet and probably like eachother. So it has to go well with Sandy. Snatchie is to obvious. But we cannot forget that it is Jake whos gonna name it. Maybe Ziggy, but Zogarth hates league of legends and it reminds him of a champion called Ziggs. I would say Jake would call him ”Skippy” or ”Sneaky”
Bale
2025-05-21 12:27:38 +0000 UTCI think knowing Jake it should be a relatively not fancy name. So I’ll offer either Robin (for Robin Hood) or Harry (Harry Houidini), or if you want to get cheeky with it, Hoodini (the obvious fusion of the two)
Nathaniel France
2025-05-21 12:27:27 +0000 UTCShim shim
Aarosie
2025-05-21 12:27:16 +0000 UTCLol, love it
Grant Anderson
2025-05-21 12:26:59 +0000 UTCStich
BuckleYoPants
2025-05-21 12:26:54 +0000 UTCDavid
Hornbach
2025-05-21 12:26:40 +0000 UTCSir Snatchalot!
Jason Bradford
2025-05-21 12:26:31 +0000 UTCThe “Real Names” of Space Ghost Major Dickson-Yates Thaddeus "Tad" Eustace Ghostal (in Space Ghost Coast to Coast) Thaddeus Bach (in the 2004 Space Ghost mini-series) Kyr (in DC's Future Quest) Dax (in Dynamite comics)*** I like Dax the most !!!
JSC
2025-05-21 12:26:10 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! Shwarpsie
Arieh Sochaczevski
2025-05-21 12:25:39 +0000 UTCRobin Hood Because good thief and uses a bow which is the best weapon. Also the story I s a myth story so ties into the mysticism nature of its magic. Or Houdini for his disappearing acts.
Dazam_13
2025-05-21 12:25:27 +0000 UTCWarpie
Sean
2025-05-21 12:25:25 +0000 UTCWe just had to put down our 3 year old lab due to leukemia. In his honor, I propose Ollie (Oliver).
Tanner Matone
2025-05-21 12:25:18 +0000 UTCBinky, in homage to discworld
ChRiAn
2025-05-21 12:25:17 +0000 UTCSheen sounds somewhat similar to Shawn and still retains the concept of shimmer.
mucky 12
2025-05-21 12:25:13 +0000 UTCSwiper, no swiping!
Aaditya Ravindran
2025-05-21 12:24:46 +0000 UTCOr you could do a nod to HWFWM and name him Colin!!
Kristopher Hanson
2025-05-21 12:24:32 +0000 UTCHe collects shiny rocks, I would suggest Pebbles
Christian Igl
2025-05-21 12:23:34 +0000 UTCRobin as in Robin Hood.. stealing riches from the rich, giving it to the needy
Anders Jensen
2025-05-21 12:23:12 +0000 UTCDave. But Warpy and Shimmy totally fall in with Jake convention.
Temlat
2025-05-21 12:23:12 +0000 UTCMooch for sure
Josh Brown
2025-05-21 12:22:44 +0000 UTCSam or Sammy. It still kind of sounds like Shimmy but more « name appropriate »
SinCinnamon
2025-05-21 12:22:14 +0000 UTCScrat, the squirrel from the Ice Age movies I'm not sure if that little fella ever ended up getting his acorn
Matt
2025-05-21 12:22:09 +0000 UTCMiranda would kill his ass😔
Smiley Face
2025-05-21 12:22:07 +0000 UTCOr Lupin the Third
Blade Miller
2025-05-21 12:19:58 +0000 UTCFurry would be hilarious considering Jake and earth people would know what it truly means...
Nicolas Maganto
2025-05-21 12:19:31 +0000 UTCKlepy short for kleptomaniac
Mike Zebill
2025-05-21 12:19:22 +0000 UTCWillfye. Watch slyphie get pissed
Phillip Hazlett
2025-05-21 12:19:06 +0000 UTCTasselhoff
Mike Zebill
2025-05-21 12:18:51 +0000 UTCSwiper no swiping!
Noah Mclelland
2025-05-21 12:18:34 +0000 UTCSeeker
Kristopher Hanson
2025-05-21 12:18:11 +0000 UTCSonic
McMuffin
2025-05-21 12:17:55 +0000 UTCStart with warp, go sideways to hyper, then go for a scoundrel based joke and name it Parsec
SunStar
2025-05-21 12:17:51 +0000 UTCAs some have said I like the idea of him beginning with 'S' to keep the alliteration with Sandy, Sylphie, Scarlet. So all of those below mentioned work, Shimmer, Swipes, Snatch.
Nick Elliott
2025-05-21 12:17:47 +0000 UTCApollo - god of shiniest of the shinnies, the sun and if Jake does get involved in his evolution, this guy will be a god sooner or later.. Artemis's brother too, Greek mythology and all
devilschoice
2025-05-21 12:17:21 +0000 UTCColligo. is Latin for collector. for some reason I'm acting like Artemis knows latin
Boffadeez
2025-05-21 12:16:58 +0000 UTCMaybe something from the Egyptian gods since they revered cats? Bastet was the cat goddess. Dunno if that could link to something…. Or just go with Catupine for a nice portmanteau TFTC!
Tom C
2025-05-21 12:16:49 +0000 UTCZoboo, short for Zoboomafoo. I think it'd be funny and fitting with the other names Jake has made lol.
Ghast Renave
2025-05-21 12:16:26 +0000 UTCCinos [sin-nose] is my bid it's alien sounding and a playing on another character might make it lame in that regard but first thing that popped in my head. I'm curious to read the others!
AfroMocha
2025-05-21 12:16:15 +0000 UTChow about argentum
free62
2025-05-21 12:15:54 +0000 UTCSwiper
Dallin S
2025-05-21 12:15:47 +0000 UTCSomeone earlier said Sly Cooper (Video game racoon thief) I think that's a fitting name Cooper Nice Easter egg
Kat
2025-05-21 12:15:40 +0000 UTCSnatchie but it's Artemis's idea And Jake still gets shit for the name and ppl don't believe it's Artemis's idea
Chop
2025-05-21 12:15:33 +0000 UTCRobbin
Burkes
2025-05-21 12:15:14 +0000 UTCTurkish
Stefan S
2025-05-21 12:15:08 +0000 UTCSnatchy
Michele Della Mea
2025-05-21 12:14:49 +0000 UTCThe Real Shim Shady
Blake N.
2025-05-21 12:14:49 +0000 UTCJake is totally going to help Artemis break through some threshold and fill her with records enough to get to God Queen isnt he, completely by coincidence
Nick Elliott
2025-05-21 12:14:45 +0000 UTCWarpy for sure!
Rui
2025-05-21 12:14:36 +0000 UTCI like stash but the could be the influence of HWFWM
Mike Zebill
2025-05-21 12:14:30 +0000 UTCI like the idea of something simple like "Ghost, Spectre, or Phantom" Phantom could be cool, like the idea of Phantom of the Opera? Or a famous Thief in the night? Or maybe something like Sly? From Sly cooper? Sneaky but silly?
James Quinton Webber
2025-05-21 12:14:29 +0000 UTCwhipper snacher (instead of snapper) Wis for short
Skchoad
2025-05-21 12:13:51 +0000 UTCTheodore Shimmersnatch the 1st
Reilly OBrien
2025-05-21 12:13:48 +0000 UTCcolligō latin for collector? Idk as much as I love the bit of warpy and what not I want Artemis to have a more educated name sense.
Boffadeez
2025-05-21 12:13:43 +0000 UTCWooooo! Yes!
KatHabit
2025-05-21 12:12:57 +0000 UTCI think a name like Space Fog is good for him
Avrora Bloodriver
2025-05-21 12:12:39 +0000 UTCThis is the way
ByLordMatsLuck
2025-05-21 12:12:36 +0000 UTCCache?
Nick Elliott
2025-05-21 12:12:20 +0000 UTCWarpeey
ByLordMatsLuck
2025-05-21 12:12:18 +0000 UTCKlepto
Amanda Dimitrov
2025-05-21 12:12:14 +0000 UTCShuck
Toxic Havoc
2025-05-21 12:11:59 +0000 UTCBluey
WhiteLincoln
2025-05-21 12:11:30 +0000 UTCPraeis, its Greek
Aaron Johnston
2025-05-21 12:11:17 +0000 UTCSnatchie is perfect
glutton 12
2025-05-21 12:11:16 +0000 UTCWith him coming from the life pantheon(Yggdrasil), and Jake's heretical tendencies...... Please go with Ratatoskr?
LostKarma
2025-05-21 12:11:06 +0000 UTCI swear if he goes with swipper...
Michael Clack
2025-05-21 12:10:57 +0000 UTCI like Hermy, Kelpto or Blink!
Tui
2025-05-21 12:10:42 +0000 UTCShiner
RW
2025-05-21 12:10:37 +0000 UTCShwarpie!!!!
Ed Soto
2025-05-21 12:10:22 +0000 UTCSnatch is a euphemism for, um . . . Don't name him that, lol. Hermes would be good. Frankie would be cute too. (Cause he's always doing the time warp.)
Avery Howell
2025-05-21 12:09:38 +0000 UTCFurantur. It's Latin for steal. Thanks for the chapter mate.
Pierce Hodges
2025-05-21 12:09:34 +0000 UTCWarpy McWarpface. Nah but in all seriousness. Echo. "Next, its body began to shimmer " given this line. It can help provide more flavor for its abilities. It teleporting to random rooms and back quick enough that makes it's movements look like a flip book animation. Or a faint outline kinda like Dr strange doing the hand wavy thing.
Evernap
2025-05-21 12:09:20 +0000 UTCBandit, he’ll steal your things and also your heart!
Kal3x
2025-05-21 12:08:52 +0000 UTCFor so many reasons yes. Think of Jake logic in that he didn't want to give him a weirrd name
daniel gager
2025-05-21 12:08:39 +0000 UTCSomeone Mentioned Scotty and I agree. Scotty fits too damn well!
One Winged Angel
2025-05-21 12:08:03 +0000 UTCGollum... my precious
Anders Jensen
2025-05-21 12:08:02 +0000 UTCI love this one
angel
2025-05-21 12:07:50 +0000 UTCFrom the looks of things warpy, will probably win out. I also like the idea that Artemis also having a horrible naming instinct like Jake. Though maybe she focuses more on what they look like, like fluffy, bluey, or whatever. Or maybe she gives everything generic normal person names like Dave, and John. Lol
Kaladorph
2025-05-21 12:07:29 +0000 UTCAlfredo
IntenseSushi
2025-05-21 12:07:06 +0000 UTCI second Hermes for the Greek God of Thieves
Jonesy
2025-05-21 12:06:53 +0000 UTCI feel like his name should be dignified like Remington or Arthur. Just feels like good names for a border of trinkets
Cody McSwain
2025-05-21 12:06:48 +0000 UTCJust going to say with Jake's naming sense warpie, snatchie, or going for a stretch here Warshi, would fit the bill. With the last one I imagine he would even feel proud of his new creative naming sense by shuffling the race.
Jake K.
2025-05-21 12:06:48 +0000 UTCPuck, He seems like cute Fairy lad and very mischievous
Valick
2025-05-21 12:06:39 +0000 UTCBob
James Tepfer
2025-05-21 12:06:35 +0000 UTCMascot
Carter Mills
2025-05-21 12:06:33 +0000 UTCShimmy would fit quite well
Zefer Bob
2025-05-21 12:06:19 +0000 UTCSo far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or till Jake to shut the fuck up. Which was a good sign, right? Change TILL to *tell*
Randy Plaisance
2025-05-21 12:06:17 +0000 UTCHow about Wallace, after Wallace Shawn. Oh! Or Vizzini!
Daniel Brian
2025-05-21 12:06:17 +0000 UTCArtemis leans over and tells jake you know i have a little secret myself I'm willing to share with you and as I was looking at your earth's history I found i highly enjoyed your pre systems magicians. They really tickle my fancy so maybe you could call him houdini?
cory eck
2025-05-21 12:06:12 +0000 UTCShimur/ Arsène
Indevan Jones
2025-05-21 12:06:04 +0000 UTCOr a dragon? 😁
Aaditya Ravindran
2025-05-21 12:05:34 +0000 UTCi like this but it should be Klepto with a k because that is the actual greek spelling for the word to steal
Loukas
2025-05-21 12:05:20 +0000 UTCShimmie
Adam Murphy
2025-05-21 12:05:09 +0000 UTCArsène or Lupin. That little fella deserves the name of the best thief if he's going to have his Origins awoken.
Michael S.
2025-05-21 12:04:41 +0000 UTCWhy not Snatchie? ;(
Seiryus
2025-05-21 12:04:21 +0000 UTCName: Harvey. This is a reference to the movie of the same name, featuring a magical poohka, also named Harvey. And the Warpsnatcher reminds me of a poohka. Also it's totally different from other names.
Drew
2025-05-21 12:04:09 +0000 UTCBender ~ thief robot from futurama
David Shoemaker
2025-05-21 12:04:07 +0000 UTCSwiper
Aurelius
2025-05-21 12:03:49 +0000 UTCHermes, Karttikeya (you could do Keya as a shortened form), Caspian, Finley, Jack…lol
Sean
2025-05-21 12:03:31 +0000 UTCBeam me up, Scotty the Warpsnatcher!
Aaditya Ravindran
2025-05-21 12:03:29 +0000 UTCHermes, Greek for of thieves, since he is asking Artemis. Hermy for short though.
Jonathan Jelsma
2025-05-21 12:03:28 +0000 UTCFred
Robert Paulson
2025-05-21 12:03:27 +0000 UTCWarpie!
Bladehawk256
2025-05-21 12:03:18 +0000 UTCChip
Martin Hájek
2025-05-21 12:03:16 +0000 UTCPretty sure Imaging should be *Imagining.*
Randy Plaisance
2025-05-21 12:02:49 +0000 UTCSly Cooper
Invictus Red
2025-05-21 12:02:24 +0000 UTCKlepto
Cory S.
2025-05-21 12:02:06 +0000 UTCClepto cat
RJ
2025-05-21 12:02:05 +0000 UTCAnd he could call him Furry as a nickname!
Nataliya
2025-05-21 12:01:53 +0000 UTCSo what are the chances that Artemis gets a Record vision during the ritual about the Primeval Origins of the hunter or something and breaks through to Godqueen?
Ritsu
2025-05-21 12:01:40 +0000 UTCMojo jojo Smaug
Leonardo Krieck
2025-05-21 12:01:23 +0000 UTCShift
tj
2025-05-21 12:01:15 +0000 UTCThat is surely a god in this multiverse
Martin Hájek
2025-05-21 12:00:38 +0000 UTCSeconded
tj
2025-05-21 12:00:32 +0000 UTCFamous thief seems fitting. Clyde, Robin Hood, Bertie Smalls, Jesse James.
Megan
2025-05-21 12:00:29 +0000 UTCHermes, Greek god of various things but is the patron thievery
James B Barrett
2025-05-21 12:00:23 +0000 UTCI like "Tom Junior" for the name. Cat connections to Tom of Tom & Jerry and also building upon the inexplicable legend and records that Sandy's Tom has already established.
Fyrtue
2025-05-21 12:00:19 +0000 UTCbwahaha, Artemis reminded me of "Jante loven" or "The Law of Jante" "Sure, you killed a b rank, but it was the lowest of the low b ranks.. Don't think you are anyone special" The danish roots are showing!
Jesper Hansen
2025-05-21 12:00:12 +0000 UTCShimmy
Erebos
2025-05-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTCWibbles
Roy Cheung
2025-05-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTCNah Shimmer would be better
Yuri_01
2025-05-21 12:00:02 +0000 UTCSchimmer = German nickname derived from the “shadowy darkness” of Middle High German schime, probably for a reserved person or a rejecter.
Erebos
2025-05-21 11:59:40 +0000 UTCRobin as the ultimate sidekick
brjenness
2025-05-21 11:59:33 +0000 UTCCall him Bolt, as a homage to Usain Bolt... You know, the fastest person in the world.
David Abellán Muñoz
2025-05-21 11:59:33 +0000 UTCRobin like a Robin Hood. Thief and gifter both with reference to Earth culture.
Veronika Houbalová
2025-05-21 11:58:39 +0000 UTCIt would be hilarious if Arthemis' naming sense is as bad as Jake's and she sugests something like "Shimmy"
Esch
2025-05-21 11:58:28 +0000 UTCPlopy
Erebos
2025-05-21 11:58:24 +0000 UTCthought he named him 'Little Fella' already
Michael Mckenzie
2025-05-21 11:58:22 +0000 UTCHermes ( Greek god of thieves)
Victor Desantiago
2025-05-21 11:58:12 +0000 UTCSnatchie is a horrible horrible name. And therefore perfect for Jake to choose as name.
Straat Junon
2025-05-21 11:56:50 +0000 UTCCall him Mr hammer
Will Young
2025-05-21 11:56:33 +0000 UTCNapster. For the obvious reasons.
Justin Lucier
2025-05-21 11:56:28 +0000 UTCSounds like a 70’s porn star
Cory S.
2025-05-21 11:56:24 +0000 UTCFurdinand
Mikesch
2025-05-21 11:56:10 +0000 UTCSnatch or stash
Catrina
2025-05-21 11:56:04 +0000 UTCI like shimmer
Hoid
2025-05-21 11:55:56 +0000 UTCHe's not a dragon
Cody K
2025-05-21 11:55:07 +0000 UTCSwiper
Stijn Groote
2025-05-21 11:54:58 +0000 UTCI say Blinky, since he blinks in and out of Jake's sphere of perception or something
GrimeyPu
2025-05-21 11:54:35 +0000 UTCShminkey
Joshua Garland
2025-05-21 11:54:25 +0000 UTCUs giving him a lame name and Jake getting blasted for it is peak comedy. On that note name him Bob
Phil Ritter
2025-05-21 11:54:17 +0000 UTCAlso fits the s theme of sylphie sandy and scarlet
Justin
2025-05-21 11:54:16 +0000 UTCI have been calling Him warpy or snatchie in honor of Jake’s past naming “skillz” all along🤣. Should be fun to see names Shimmer maybe?
Cyranosaurus
2025-05-21 11:54:02 +0000 UTCJumpy it's the nameXD
Malkken
2025-05-21 11:53:58 +0000 UTCRaffles
Johannes Hovland
2025-05-21 11:53:39 +0000 UTCI like the name shire, like shimmer sire because he's a male. Plus it's lotr fantasy homage.
Adam Ferrebee
2025-05-21 11:53:36 +0000 UTCIt would be hilarous if Artemis said Snatchie
Brent Korte
2025-05-21 11:53:34 +0000 UTCAlso a fan of the name Mercury.
Loststar7
2025-05-21 11:53:25 +0000 UTCNah don’t discredit him like that he makes fair trades
Phil Ritter
2025-05-21 11:53:21 +0000 UTC"Help, this warp snatcher knicked my bike"**
Patrick Cook
2025-05-21 11:53:21 +0000 UTCHow about Loki?
Alexander C Hyde
2025-05-21 11:53:02 +0000 UTCJeff. I keep imagining him as Jeff the landshark….
halfknight
2025-05-21 11:52:59 +0000 UTCGarfield.
The Uub
2025-05-21 11:52:59 +0000 UTCKnick as in the brittish vernacular to knick (steal) something. "Help this warp snatcher knicked my bike"
Patrick Cook
2025-05-21 11:52:48 +0000 UTCFurry? That has other implications though
Buzzkill081
2025-05-21 11:52:47 +0000 UTCClepto
nate Rustine
2025-05-21 11:52:33 +0000 UTCSnatchie is good enough, but Warpy or Warpie would be very Jakey
Bartlomiej Głowacki
2025-05-21 11:52:08 +0000 UTCTexas ranger!
S.w.
2025-05-21 11:52:03 +0000 UTCI vote we call him Stash
Michelle Maurice
2025-05-21 11:51:57 +0000 UTCPlease god it’s be so funny
kinglemur
2025-05-21 11:51:36 +0000 UTCI think Loot or Cash would be solid. Also can Jake fight a mantis shrimp next please?!
Joshua Anderson
2025-05-21 11:51:36 +0000 UTCDid you just "SMH my head/shake my head my head?"
The Uub
2025-05-21 11:51:35 +0000 UTCSwiper
kinglemur
2025-05-21 11:51:24 +0000 UTCTwitch
Leviathan
2025-05-21 11:51:14 +0000 UTCWhipper or whipie
S.w.
2025-05-21 11:51:12 +0000 UTCAhhhh you beat me tooo it
kinglemur
2025-05-21 11:51:09 +0000 UTCKevin
Dustin Moore
2025-05-21 11:51:06 +0000 UTCIf more people don’t vote for this, I’m gonna tell my mom, and she’ll get mad at you guys
Melodic
2025-05-21 11:50:44 +0000 UTCPincher
Gergo Gruik
2025-05-21 11:50:20 +0000 UTCAurum! It’s Latin for gold since the little guy likes his treasure so much!
Bitburger
2025-05-21 11:50:20 +0000 UTCOr Quicksilver.
Clint
2025-05-21 11:49:59 +0000 UTCYes,Jake can ignore the complaints and go with his gut.
Gnothi Seauton
2025-05-21 11:49:57 +0000 UTCI like glitch
KipBR
2025-05-21 11:49:51 +0000 UTCYoink!
Bettafish
2025-05-21 11:49:49 +0000 UTCShimmer
David Vieira
2025-05-21 11:49:42 +0000 UTC“(Imagining)Imaging the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled.
Alexander C Hyde
2025-05-21 11:49:40 +0000 UTCHow about Simon simple but an actual guys name based shimmer
Justin
2025-05-21 11:49:39 +0000 UTCThanks Zogarth I have the same naming sense as Jake so I’m going to sit this one out.
Rewdan
2025-05-21 11:49:32 +0000 UTCShimmy/Shimmie
Anna Y Williams
2025-05-21 11:49:22 +0000 UTCSnatcher xD.
Cosmoros Subs
2025-05-21 11:49:19 +0000 UTCA yegg is a burglar. In Jake fashion, I say Yeggy!
Acksion
2025-05-21 11:49:15 +0000 UTCThat would cause so much confusion.
Samuel Nelson
2025-05-21 11:48:36 +0000 UTCWarps
Laurence
2025-05-21 11:48:36 +0000 UTCArsène Lupin - I like that and Lupin is cute enough- Good one.
Jana
2025-05-21 11:48:31 +0000 UTCTFTC! And what about Shimmer?
Shai182
2025-05-21 11:48:28 +0000 UTCSwiper
Ryan Ulrich
2025-05-21 11:48:21 +0000 UTCI like Scotty for warping 🤣
Crysus
2025-05-21 11:48:19 +0000 UTCDarn it being male - Maggie (short for magpie cs it likes shiny things) would have been great
Calum
2025-05-21 11:48:15 +0000 UTCJames
sam diehl
2025-05-21 11:48:10 +0000 UTCGalileo
Jordan Greene
2025-05-21 11:48:05 +0000 UTCWarp but in Jake’s secret heart his name is really Warpie.
Robert jacobs
2025-05-21 11:48:02 +0000 UTCMischief, a fine name for a fuzzy mysterious thief!
Joshua Tamayo
2025-05-21 11:47:55 +0000 UTCBob the 3rd
Fdrugc
2025-05-21 11:47:31 +0000 UTCToo religious, also that’s a name for angels/demons, being Enochian and all
Crysus
2025-05-21 11:47:24 +0000 UTCCould have plutus as he’s the god of wealth in Greek mythology and is associated with plenty and is seen to hoard wealth like the collection of stuff the Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher has.
Ben Jordan
2025-05-21 11:46:55 +0000 UTCswiper is def the move
Ethan Moore
2025-05-21 11:46:38 +0000 UTCGrotto?
Devin Williams
2025-05-21 11:46:32 +0000 UTCMittens
Kyle Jackson
2025-05-21 11:46:15 +0000 UTCJake Jr
alex v
2025-05-21 11:46:13 +0000 UTCSpike
Micheal Cook
2025-05-21 11:45:44 +0000 UTCI think Dash is a cool name
Shaibene
2025-05-21 11:45:30 +0000 UTCGeorge. Name of my dad who just passed away from brain cancer.
Matthew Paulin
2025-05-21 11:44:34 +0000 UTCPerhaps one of these, for the little thief? - Kleptikos - Furtivus
bagghira05
2025-05-21 11:44:30 +0000 UTCChippy
Laurent Jerry
2025-05-21 11:44:11 +0000 UTCOy from Stephen King's Dark Tower series
Alan Lint
2025-05-21 11:44:10 +0000 UTCShimmy
eatingpitza314
2025-05-21 11:44:03 +0000 UTCDo you want the klingons to start an interuniversal holy war?
Michael Fannon
2025-05-21 11:43:41 +0000 UTCWarpy
Laurent Jerry
2025-05-21 11:43:40 +0000 UTCLupin, the partial name of a gentleman thief who was a foil to Sherlock Holmes from a 1905 series.
Fozzy
2025-05-21 11:43:38 +0000 UTCMy vote is for Dash. He's a slippery boy and it is also a bit "cute"
Martinus Chrisjan
2025-05-21 11:43:32 +0000 UTCCage? Grotto? Blink? Stash? Edit: Cast ye votes below
Devin Williams
2025-05-21 11:43:32 +0000 UTCI'M A CHUCKSTER!!! But in actual seriousness let Artemis blow Jake out of the water with the most practice name of Walker
Iam PANKANK
2025-05-21 11:43:23 +0000 UTCShifty
Crysus
2025-05-21 11:43:14 +0000 UTCPhil
John McEuen
2025-05-21 11:42:43 +0000 UTCI feel like Loki would be a good name.
Alex Webb
2025-05-21 11:42:24 +0000 UTCShit.... That's pretty good.
Canis
2025-05-21 11:42:23 +0000 UTCI'm picking Elio
Thomas Todd
2025-05-21 11:42:18 +0000 UTCfurittus - Latin for little thief
Alexander Nave
2025-05-21 11:42:17 +0000 UTCSwipie
Crysus
2025-05-21 11:42:17 +0000 UTCThe warpsnatcher should be named Winona
Calloway
2025-05-21 11:42:13 +0000 UTCFurbie
Ed S.
2025-05-21 11:41:57 +0000 UTCSo far, the Primordial hadn’t seen the need to comment or (tell)till Jake to shut the fuck up.
Alexander C Hyde
2025-05-21 11:41:55 +0000 UTCName suggestion: Artemis -> Artie -> Arthur
Abriel Blauer
2025-05-21 11:41:21 +0000 UTCShimmer feels like a decent Jake name
DragonsSin
2025-05-21 11:41:07 +0000 UTCShimmery
denym123
2025-05-21 11:41:03 +0000 UTCOh, just imagine the shenanigans if Minaga becomes involved.
Michael Fannon
2025-05-21 11:40:50 +0000 UTCFUR-nando
Jaciel Arnulfo Maldonado
2025-05-21 11:40:27 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter
joel southard
2025-05-21 11:40:01 +0000 UTChoudini or Clooney (ocean 11 ref)
Luke Anthony
2025-05-21 11:40:00 +0000 UTCOri (from the game)
kandiana
2025-05-21 11:39:56 +0000 UTCSpiky nugget
BumAssBumAss
2025-05-21 11:39:49 +0000 UTCArgus is a Greek boys name that means shining/glistening which is kinda similar to shimmer
Nataliya
2025-05-21 11:39:47 +0000 UTCTribble and yes because of the star trek reference.
Evander
2025-05-21 11:39:26 +0000 UTCAnd for the love of all that’s evil! No one should even consider Furbie! The thought of that annoying toy still makes my teeth itch.
Shafan Knight
2025-05-21 11:39:12 +0000 UTCSwift!
Stephan Bartz
2025-05-21 11:39:09 +0000 UTCI really like the idea of Artemis having the same naming conventions and Jake not being able to convince anyone he wasn’t responsible for “Snatchie”. I saw this suggested earlier.
Randall Jones
2025-05-21 11:39:06 +0000 UTCHere are some names that you could use. Warpie, Shimshim, Shifty, Puffsnatch, Glitch.
Harry
2025-05-21 11:38:39 +0000 UTCI believe the name of "Quill" would do wonders.
Zachar Holma
2025-05-21 11:38:32 +0000 UTCHad to look that up! I didn't watch enough to know Scotty's actual name. ;)
Jennifer Leigh
2025-05-21 11:38:24 +0000 UTCYou know he should probably start calling it origin energy at this point like Jake juice is funny in his own head but actually calling it that is embarrassing when not in close company and origin energy is a very cool name
Phoenixdrop
2025-05-21 11:38:19 +0000 UTCWarpy!!!
El Necio
2025-05-21 11:38:17 +0000 UTCTftc. And for a name how about Shimmy
Jacob
2025-05-21 11:38:13 +0000 UTC"Stash" I swear he is not a puppy
NSaaby
2025-05-21 11:37:56 +0000 UTCToyol after a mytical mexican myth. Or brownie from scotland
Sargon Yami
2025-05-21 11:37:47 +0000 UTCI like Blink too
Keldra
2025-05-21 11:37:46 +0000 UTCI forget what the Warpsnatcher is supposed to look like, but I imagine it to look like a tarsier with big ears. For names I would suggest Cosmo, since space affinity, or Tarzan, then when Jake meets Minaga again and is asked about the warpsnatcher he can say the name is famous and relate it to the Jones incident somehow.
Myridex
2025-05-21 11:37:43 +0000 UTCName suggestion: Nimbus
BurningVoid
2025-05-21 11:37:36 +0000 UTCAbu. Named after the monkey thief from Aladdin. Had a good heart, amazing thief, and was a hero. Also was a great animal sidekick, which would be also if Jake got one. Every hunter could use a bloodhound afterall.
Michael Fannon
2025-05-21 11:37:13 +0000 UTCThose are horrible names! You can do better than that!
Shafan Knight
2025-05-21 11:37:11 +0000 UTCMerfy, instead of Murphy!
Chewbacchus
2025-05-21 11:37:09 +0000 UTCName him Scrooge and let him swim in all his riches he‘s hoarding
fondlec
2025-05-21 11:36:59 +0000 UTCYou should consider Shimmery :)
Mathias rie
2025-05-21 11:36:50 +0000 UTCThe warpsnatcher reminds me of a kender from dragonlance so I vote kenny or tassle for tasslehoff
Jacob Via
2025-05-21 11:36:41 +0000 UTCWarren
Niko Desgagnes
2025-05-21 11:36:39 +0000 UTCShimmy!
Keldra
2025-05-21 11:36:37 +0000 UTCYeah snatch or snatchy is completely on point for what Jake would name him haha
Cody Cahill
2025-05-21 11:36:36 +0000 UTCHermes, the patron god of thieves, merchants and travelers
Jack Dawson
2025-05-21 11:36:27 +0000 UTCSteve, like the otter.
Naotsugu97
2025-05-21 11:36:23 +0000 UTCBlinkmink! :D
Joe Woodhouse
2025-05-21 11:36:17 +0000 UTCI think it should be named MEGATRON
Maxime
2025-05-21 11:36:15 +0000 UTCJust because it needs be said. I vote for Bob.
Joshua Morris
2025-05-21 11:35:59 +0000 UTCZip
DBolt
2025-05-21 11:35:59 +0000 UTCBean.
Jonathan Hare
2025-05-21 11:35:57 +0000 UTCIdea for a name: Blink or Whisp (Names are All our weaknesses)
Milos
2025-05-21 11:35:52 +0000 UTCCaelun
Skruf
2025-05-21 11:35:49 +0000 UTCMost obvious Jake style names: Shimm(-y?) Warpe Warpsy
kiewitz
2025-05-21 11:35:45 +0000 UTCI do think it would be pretty funny if Artemis’s first suggestion was Snatchie
tom husband
2025-05-21 11:35:43 +0000 UTCI cast my vote for Gleam. I think it's a nice name.
Martino Zanchi
2025-05-21 11:35:42 +0000 UTCName idea for warp snatcher: Bric-a-blink or bric for short
Border_Reaver
2025-05-21 11:35:37 +0000 UTCWarpy indeed 😂😂. Totally Jake style
Cypraxius
2025-05-21 11:35:27 +0000 UTCBob!!
Ethan Spitznogle
2025-05-21 11:35:16 +0000 UTCShimmie, Warpie Artemis also having a terrible naming scheme would be funny. Everyone makes fun of Jake for the poor name. He goes 'it wasn't me.' And noone believes him.
Alex R
2025-05-21 11:35:13 +0000 UTCHow about Shiwa.
Ivo Wißen
2025-05-21 11:35:06 +0000 UTCShimmy? Thatcher the snatcher?
Shadowessence
2025-05-21 11:35:02 +0000 UTCFred
John McGurn
2025-05-21 11:34:58 +0000 UTCWarpy
Jack
2025-05-21 11:34:57 +0000 UTCIt’s a male just name him Shim cause he’s a Him. But I still like GoGetter, cause he’s a real go getter.
Jordan Rogers
2025-05-21 11:34:48 +0000 UTCSince the shimmerfur is a nice thief how about Lupin
Jeremy Stokes
2025-05-21 11:34:41 +0000 UTCRob - cause he's gonna rob everyone
Feen
2025-05-21 11:34:37 +0000 UTCPhone the sword Saint get the lazy name Kirayuga. Distorted Shimmer.
Celas
2025-05-21 11:34:36 +0000 UTCWarpler
Victor Link
2025-05-21 11:34:30 +0000 UTCI'm fond of "Whipple"
Ben Maes
2025-05-21 11:34:23 +0000 UTCWalter!
Apollo Greed
2025-05-21 11:34:16 +0000 UTCJerry or something equally mundane could be funny.
JustTheLad
2025-05-21 11:34:14 +0000 UTCHermes would be kinda cool. Assuming jake uses him as a personal teleporter. Maintains the Greek names like Artemis and is also male
Bookreader97
2025-05-21 11:34:01 +0000 UTCSo my first thought was „Nobody“ or „Noone“ since its definitely going to snatch stuff and Nobody swiping the loot is a joke in and of itself. But I think it might get tedious or maybe shortened - Nobby maybe :-P
Jana
2025-05-21 11:33:51 +0000 UTCKevin the warpsnatcher would be an awesome name by the way 😂
Gabe Stankiewicz
2025-05-21 11:33:44 +0000 UTCSince he's totally a master of the warp, he's gotta be called Monty in honour of Montgomery Scott 😆
Dougie Mitchell
2025-05-21 11:33:36 +0000 UTCShimmer imo, shimmy is the name of a old timey dance move lol
Jackdaw
2025-05-21 11:33:14 +0000 UTCWarp snatcher huh? Well using the warp aspect you got star trek names like Scotty. 40k names although I don't think Jake could pronounce Tzeentch. Weaver would work as warp is the threads on a loom. Those are the easy ones I see.
Adam
2025-05-21 11:33:08 +0000 UTCWarpy
pterodactyl
2025-05-21 11:33:07 +0000 UTCI don’t know if that’s an appropriate name, to much trauma associated with it
Tom
2025-05-21 11:33:06 +0000 UTCI vote for Lupin
Wh1t3f0rg3
2025-05-21 11:33:05 +0000 UTCAzazel would be a cool name :)
Jared Prater
2025-05-21 11:32:57 +0000 UTCSnatch Saw someone suggest it yesterday and I personally like it
Fulminis
2025-05-21 11:32:40 +0000 UTCSnatchie is the perfect name for such a lovely creature is it not?
dat guy
2025-05-21 11:32:37 +0000 UTCName suggestion: Flicker or Flitter
Adrianna Bailey
2025-05-21 11:32:37 +0000 UTCWarpwick has to be the perfect name...
Academic Geek
2025-05-21 11:32:34 +0000 UTCMargret Snatcher
Jonathan Venn
2025-05-21 11:32:17 +0000 UTC*”Imaging the other members of this club does feel a little frightening,” Artemis chuckled* seems like there’s a typo! No big deal though zogarth! And thank you for the chapter!
Gabe Stankiewicz
2025-05-21 11:32:13 +0000 UTCI vote his name is Greg.
Tim Miller
2025-05-21 11:32:08 +0000 UTCShimmer could be a good name
Phoenixdrop
2025-05-21 11:31:59 +0000 UTCWhat about the name: Mercury
Josh McMunn
2025-05-21 11:31:49 +0000 UTCWally the Warpsnatcher
Bryn Thomas
2025-05-21 11:31:35 +0000 UTCKlepto... for kleptomaniac
Alex
2025-05-21 11:31:33 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Kt-x
2025-05-21 11:31:23 +0000 UTCSalem A magical cat
Abdulaziz ALRumaih
2025-05-21 11:31:19 +0000 UTCBEAN!!!!!!!! Name suggestion
Melodic
2025-05-21 11:31:00 +0000 UTCGrabbie, Keepsies, Takesies Backsies. Sinbad, Alibaba, Aladdin
Gavin
2025-05-21 11:30:51 +0000 UTCI think Carl would be a great name for the warpsnatcher
Ranchx
2025-05-21 11:30:27 +0000 UTCMy totally serious name idea: Mysty - Totally different because the other one is spelt Misty. So it is very original.
Lo-Fi
2025-05-21 11:30:27 +0000 UTCI vote swiper
Douglas
2025-05-21 11:30:20 +0000 UTCShimmer
Christoffer bergstrom
2025-05-21 11:30:04 +0000 UTCName Suggestion: Shimmer
Charles
2025-05-21 11:29:59 +0000 UTCWe can’t miss the opportunity to name him Shimmer （╹◡╹）
Picasso
2025-05-21 11:29:51 +0000 UTCMinaga. Just the Chaos would be Humongous. Jokes aside Warpert maybe?
GeneralBlack
2025-05-21 11:29:39 +0000 UTCSkip
Thomasaurus Rex
2025-05-21 11:29:32 +0000 UTCI vote Orion.
Cody Parker
2025-05-21 11:29:00 +0000 UTCSnatchie. Gogogo
Exaiter
2025-05-21 11:28:59 +0000 UTCSnatchie
Unlisted Pokémon Hudson
2025-05-21 11:28:55 +0000 UTC“I was think I just call him Shimmy.” “That is incredibly stupid.”
Dan Brown
2025-05-21 11:28:43 +0000 UTCHow about Loot as a name?
Daniel Everest
2025-05-21 11:28:27 +0000 UTCSwiper for the win!!! "Swiper, no swiping!" is such an iconic line and i can just imagine jake yelling this after Swiper steals some of his loot. Then Villy would be like "Was that a F*cking Dora the Explorer reference".
Frenzy
2025-05-21 11:28:25 +0000 UTCPerfero
the oldest dream
2025-05-21 11:28:10 +0000 UTCWarpie, you know it has to happen
Leslaron
2025-05-21 11:27:48 +0000 UTCShimmy :)))
Bogdan Roman
2025-05-21 11:27:34 +0000 UTCShimmers
hdfgdf
2025-05-21 11:27:29 +0000 UTCSwiper, no swiping!
Profile Name
2025-05-21 11:27:12 +0000 UTCShimmie
Brandon Yarberry
2025-05-21 11:27:05 +0000 UTCI think snatch would be good
LongMickeyRicky
2025-05-21 11:27:01 +0000 UTCThe only name worthy of such a being is Swiper, obviously. At least he should know the rule of “swiper, no swiping!” Against Jake
TDMC
2025-05-21 11:26:33 +0000 UTCShimmy?
Reyhulko
2025-05-21 11:26:08 +0000 UTCI think you should name him Snachie
Person
2025-05-21 11:25:37 +0000 UTCDylan! For the warpsnatcher
Dow Adkins III
2025-05-21 11:25:23 +0000 UTCYou should call it swiper
Adam Jones
2025-05-21 11:24:51 +0000 UTCREE!!
Sylphie
2025-05-21 11:22:48 +0000 UTCJake Juiced Up SCHWING
SCHWING PAPI
2025-05-21 11:20:57 +0000 UTCTftc
Beemoss
2025-05-21 11:20:24 +0000 UTC3rd?
Elijah Gutierrez
2025-05-21 11:20:22 +0000 UTCSecond :D
Ondřej Fritz
2025-05-21 11:19:47 +0000 UTCFirst
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