Chapter 1139 - Friends In High Places
Added 2025-05-19 11:17:14 +0000 UTC“Do you intend to continue your hunt?” the Sovereign asked after a few seconds of silence.
Jake shook his head. “No, I don’t see the point. If this Chimera was the most powerful that this planet had to offer, there are no opponents left worth hunting. Well, I still think you could put up a good fight, but since you’re being boring and refuse to fight, I guess my time here is done. Speaking of being done, you took quite a while dealing with that Fae, eh?”
“I informed you she was a tough opponent, not because she was stronger than me, but because of her magic. She quickly realized during our battle that her chances of victory were slim, so she switched to buying time with the hope that the Chimera would kill you and come to her assistance. When she realized the Chimera had lost, she tried a last gambit that you see the result of held within my talons.”
“Fair enough,” Jake said, still finding himself surprised at just how much the Rainbowfeather Sovereign enjoyed talking. “Anyhow, I plan on leaving. How about you?”
“I shall not leave yet,” the Sovereign shook his head. “Soon, but not yet. In this coming time, I shall take advantage of the power imbalance of the planet being broken and prepare for the one who lurks below to release another set of treasures meant to restore balance. During this, I will have another B-grade Rainbowfeather emerge and take my position as leader, allowing me to leave.”
“And you can just leave?” Jake wanted to make sure.
“I can. Killing the Forest Fae has qualified me fully,” the B-grade nodded.
“Good for you, I guess,” Jake said as he gave the bird a smile. “Honestly, I would be lying if I wished you luck in your endeavors as you Rainbowfeathers really are assholes by nature, but I will at least wish you luck with leaving this planet and entering the multiverse proper.”
“Thank you,” the Sovereign nodded. “Though I will never fight you, no matter what you say.”
“Don’t flatter yourself,” Jake shook his head. “By the time you leave here, I very much doubt I would bother fighting you, either. I have standards, you know.”
“In that case, let our Paths never cross again,” the B-grade said with a solemn nod.
“We’ll see,” Jake said with a smile, as he knew the system and Records had their way of making people meet again. Karma was definitely also involved somehow. “Goodbye... for now, at least.”
With those words, Jake turned and headed off toward the horizon. He used One Step for a good distance before he found an island that seemed safe enough. The other B-grades had evidently evacuated the area due to the fight going on, making Jake feel relatively safe as he found a place to sit down and meditate and fully deactivate his boosting skill.
Right as he did so, Jake instantly had pain shoot through his body as the weakness flooded through his system. He had been putting on a bit of a front when facing the Sovereign, as his body truthfully wasn’t in the best condition. The fight with the Chimera had been pretty long, and Jake had taken his fair share of blows throughout. He could still have fought the B-grade, but that would definitely have resulted in an even worse time down the line.
Jake meditated for about a full day before he felt close to peak condition again. After giving a quick mental thanks to the First Sage for his assistance in recovery, Jake took to the skies as he headed toward the jetstream.
As mentioned, Jake had a couple of stops he wanted to make before leaving the Hunting Grounds. One of them was to check in with the Fortuna Ferret as Jake was a little curious how it was doing, and the other one was naturally to fulfill a promise he had with a certain little Warpsnatcher.
It didn’t take that long before Jake was back in Area 1 once more, and from above, he quickly located the Fortuna Ferret, who was now chilling in the former territory of the Rainbowfeathers. He saw it down there, its children playing around with their parent watching happily, and Jake decided he didn’t need to go down there.
Instead, he just smiled as he headed to the area where the Warpsnatcher had dropped Jake off after he’d recovered last time. When he got there, Jake considered searching the area, but ultimately decided to just make his presence known. Quite loudly so.
Blaring his aura, Jake expected the little critter to locate him sooner or later, and luckily for the two of them, it turned out to be the former. Within his sphere, Jake saw a faint shimmer in the air as the weird cat-porcupine-hybrid appeared. Turning his head, Jake used a quick Identify as he felt a very minor change in the beast’s aura.
[Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher – lvl 347]
“Hey, you got a level since last we met, eh?” Jake said with a smile.
“You many!” the Warpsnatcher replied while clapping its small paws.
“I sure did,” Jake replied proudly, having indeed gotten quite a few levels. He had been level 309 in his class after killing the Simivita Warlord the last time he and the Warpsnatcher met, while now, he was already level 320. It was quite insane speed, especially when one considered the penalties from Anomalous Soul and Jake’s overall difficult Path. Then again, hunting B-grades as a C-grade was a very efficient way to farm experience.
“Why here?” the Warpsnatcher asked after the two of them were done having their mini celebration. Jake detected a faint hint of hope in the critter’s voice, already knowing what it was waiting for.
“I’m about to leave this Hunting Ground, and I did make a promise, didn’t I?” Jake said with a smile.
“Found way?” the Warpsnatcher asked, showing that it had some insight into the rules of hunters. It seemed to at least already know that Jake wasn’t allowed to bring the Warpsnatcher with him just because he wanted to.
Jake also knew this. It was written quite explicitly in the rule book, which was also why the two other hunters who had interacted with the Fortuna Ferret hadn’t even considered it an option to take it with them.
The only way for a non-hunter to leave the Hunting Grounds was to qualify while in B-grade, which was effectively done to keep the average power level of the planet low, or in rare instances, hunters could petition for a monster to leave. This was very rare, though, and only ever seemed to happen in cases where a beast master wanted to take in a beast as a companion or pet.
There was nothing about what one could do if they just wanted to help out a beast to leave.
“Not exactly,” Jake answered, instantly seeing the Warpsnacher deflate.
“Stuck?” it asked, looking up at Jake with its huge cat-like eyes.
“I didn’t say that. I just said I haven’t found a way,” Jake said with a comforting smile. “But that doesn’t mean I can’t fulfill my promise. I have something even more powerful than permission, something capable of bending every rule and making every kind of exception.”
Jake paused for dramatic effect as the Warpsnatcher’s mouth was wide open, the creature full of anticipation.
“Nepotism,” Jake finally revealed, and it was instantly clear the poor Warpsnatcher had no idea what that meant.
“Neo... tist?” it said, looking very confused.
“Nepotism,” Jake repeated. “It means I have important and powerful friends who can help us out.”
“Good?” the Warpsnatcher questioned.
“Very good,” Jake smiled. “I won’t make any promises, but I will do my best to take you along, and I have a strong feeling my best will be good enough. Rules be damned.”
Jake had stayed anonymous when he came to this Hunting Ground, as he had seen no reason to flaunt his identity. He had originally planned on staying anonymous, but sometimes, making use of his reputation and connections could be useful.
Rules were written for the regular members of the Pantheon of Life, but Jake wasn’t even a member of the Pantheon in the first place. Plus, Jake was pretty damn confident that if the Chosen of Yggdrasil stopped by and wanted to bring a random C-grade beast with them from a Hunting Ground, no one would dare object no matter the rules.
His confident demeanor seemed to convince the Warpsnatcher, and the little critter jumped into the air a few times in happiness. “Leave! Leave!”
“Leave indeed,” Jake smiled and nodded. “Now follow me. We’re heading to the Outpost.”
“Dangerous?” the Warpsnatcher questioned.
“Not when I’m with you,” Jake said. If a monster approached the Outpost alone, Jake assumed they would find themselves in quite the trouble. Those formations alone allowed even a peak C-grade caretaker to kill any B-grade on the planet easily. “Now, are you ready to go?”
“Wait!” the Warpsnatcher said as it disappeared the next second before Jake could even ask what they had to wait for. About a dozen seconds passed before the Warpsnatcher returned, looking pleased with itself.
“Ready!”
Through a bit of deductive thinking, Jake guessed what the little hoarder had left to do. “You went to fetch your stuff?”
“Yes!” the Warpsnatcher said happily.
“Say, why did you even collect that much stuff in the first place?” Jake asked, curious if it truly was just the monster’s Path.
“If give. Me leave,” the C-grade explained, Jake frowning at the answer.
The Warpsnatcher had tried to gather enough things to buy its own way off the planet, it seemed, not knowing that would never work. Perhaps it had seen other hunters trading and assumed if it had enough stuff to trade, it could also negotiate with the hunters.
“Luckily for you, I already got payment, so you can keep all your stuff,” Jake said in a comforting voice. “Now let’s go.”
“Okay!” the critter said, ready to go.
Taking to the air, the Warpsnatcher followed, teleporting through the air as it kept up with Jake nicely. The more Jake learned about the creature and the more he saw it move, the more certain he became that it really wasn’t a creature that did combat at all. It was so damn specialized in speed and being elusive while also being good at snatching stuff. Hence the name Warpsnatcher.
In many ways, it was a creature like Sandy. Both walked a Path that revolved around treasures rather than combat. Both still had some combat options available to them, but it wasn’t truly how they grew.
Jake and the Warpsnatcher were silent as they soon approached the Outpost that only Jake could see from afar due to his Hunting Grounds Manual. As he got closer, a Pulse revealed the Outpost, and Jake saw that compared to the last time he went there, quite a few more people were now present.
A quick count told Jake there were around fifty people in total, and he recognized three of them. One of them was naturally the attendant who took care of the Outpost, who looked busy from the snapshots Jake took. The other two were Keerla and Solana, the two hunters Jake had met when the Simivita attacked the Fortuna Ferret.
“Just a warning, there are a lot of people there, so stick close to me,” Jake warned the Warpsnatcher, and at his cue, the creature teleported over and appeared on top of Jake’s shoulder mid-flight.
Approaching the Outpost, Jake didn’t slow down but still wanted to make sure the barriers would allow their entry, as he wasn’t sure if the Warpsnatcher would be automatically blocked. Luckily, that didn’t seem to be the case as Jake passed through all the barriers safely while carrying the little critter.
When he was through, he looked down and saw all the people already outside. They weren’t there for Jake or even looked his way, but were busy discussing something. Jake subtly listened in... and he hadn’t been entirely right when he said they weren’t there for Jake.
“I contacted the other managers, and there have been no special arrivals within the last year in their Outposts, either. It’s possible someone was snuck onto the planet through unauthorized means, but we also need to consider the possibility of it being a newly evolved B-grade. One that possesses power surpassing all the others,” the caretaker said to the slightly worried crowd of hunters.
“You say the same thing every day. When are the investigators arriving?” a hunter asked with a sigh.
“That’s the thing... they don’t seem to be in a hurry and told me just to wait, which must mean they know what’s going on, right?” the caretaker argued.
The crowd continued talking as Jake began floating down, the caretaker looking up towards him. Even if Jake had tried to hide his entrance as much as possible, he simply didn’t have the ability to hide from the formations covering the outpost.
“Hey, you!” the beastkin caretaker yelled toward Jake, making others also turn toward him. It looked for a moment as if the caretaker wanted to ask Jake something else... but that’s when he spotted the beast sitting on his shoulder. “You... is that the Shimmerfur Warpsnatcher? You brought it here?”
By now, Jake had reached the ground and landed, and he just confidently nodded. “Yep, it is. Little fella helped me out, and in return, I promised to lend a hand with leaving this Hunting Ground.”
Jake’s words instantly made people look at him like he was an idiot, with only Keerla and Solana looking at Jake with some concern, as Keerla was even nice enough to send a telepathic message.
“What the hell are you doing? You know that bringing native monsters to the Outposts is strictly forbidden, much less leaving with one... I get that you’re not necessarily a member of the Pantheon of Life, but the rules still apply to you, and so do the consequences. Look, if you try to- “
“It’s fine,” Jake cut her off with his own mental response, appreciating the unneeded concern.
“I get that this is a hectic time, but that doesn’t mean all order has fallen apart,” the caretaker sighed, shaking his head. “Go release the native immediately, and- “
“We can make an exception,” Jake responded confidently, primarily to calm down the nervous and shaking Warpsnatcher that was trying to dig itself down into his shoulder.
“I don’t have time to deal with this,” the caretaker groaned, the crowd now even more convinced Jake was some moron. “With the authority vested in me as an Outpost Manager, I hereby place you under arrest for attempted smuggling and breaking Hunting Ground regulations. Now hand over the Warpsnatcher and surrender yourself willingly.”
When Jake heard these words, he couldn’t help but feel a hint of excitement. This was such a novel experience as it was his first time ever getting arrested, counting both pre- and post-system.
Sadly, or perhaps more accurately, luckily, Jake doubted he would get to spend any time in the slammer, as he’d already activated the token Artemis gave him right before he entered the Outpost. Before anyone could even approach Jake, an aura appeared from the teleporter, one that definitely didn’t belong to anyone who should come to a planet for C-grade hunters.
It was an S-grade woman, wearing simple leather armor, but her appearance instantly put everyone on alert, and Jake quickly threw an Identify her way. The result of which made Jake fairly certain she had come because of him.
[Human – lvl ??? – Divine Blessing of Artemis]
The caretaker, as well as several other hunters, instantly went down on their knees and spoke in unison.
“I greet the Hunting Director!”
Their voices echoed, filled with respect and reverence, and in response, the newly arrived Hunting Director also knelt down toward Jake.
“I greet the Chosen of the Malefic Viper.”
Comments
Tyftc
Chloe
2025-08-04 00:32:10 +0000 UTCidky but i love the warpsnatcher.
Stoney
2025-07-26 10:38:58 +0000 UTC"do you know who my dad is" ahh moment
PrettyBurrito 28
2025-07-03 14:52:24 +0000 UTCTYFTC!
Rachel Clements
2025-06-23 19:08:33 +0000 UTCNow where would be the fun in that
Alex
2025-06-19 04:49:48 +0000 UTCThat situation could of been avoided with one flair of his presence as the chosen
Keiden Ketchaya
2025-06-15 07:12:46 +0000 UTCWe all do
Phil Ritter
2025-06-03 19:45:26 +0000 UTCI can identify with Jake. I always took stray animals home when I was a child 😅
Lesley Holmes
2025-05-21 07:16:43 +0000 UTCI kinda like the little guy
Death56
2025-05-20 16:48:23 +0000 UTCSo as far as a name for the warpsnatcher. It's gotta be some famous thief from earth originally like Peter Scott the most famous cat burglar of all time.
William WIlson
2025-05-20 14:56:28 +0000 UTCMaybe but that won't happen for at least 13 years and about 6 months because according to the 100 day rule b grades won't be allowed until then due to the fact level 300's were just recently allowed about 50-60 days ago and it's one level per 100 days
Blutako
2025-05-20 06:09:45 +0000 UTCHonestly yes
Blutako
2025-05-20 06:05:24 +0000 UTCI bet the Sovereign will somehow end up on earth.
Max
2025-05-20 06:01:39 +0000 UTCI vote for Furby or Ferbie, (Shimmerfur)
Kiana H
2025-05-20 05:55:17 +0000 UTCconstant aura farming 😭
Hussein Zenki
2025-05-20 04:01:29 +0000 UTCYou know, Jake does have an overpowered time ability so this fits quite well
Blutako
2025-05-20 02:12:17 +0000 UTCVilly I’ve come to bargain.
nathan
2025-05-20 02:02:35 +0000 UTCRight!
Ty Cooper
2025-05-20 02:00:14 +0000 UTCCan anyone hear how sexy she sounds just saying this?… “I greet the Chosen of the Malefic Viper.” Kind of like Arnie’s “I’ll be back!” Dead silence right after, right?! And that poor outpost manager is up shit creek without a paddle… #damn 🧐
Xien
2025-05-20 01:20:49 +0000 UTCNo zog will never cut sylphie not even as a joke
Blutako
2025-05-19 22:07:59 +0000 UTCKind of true but it's more like gotta evolve 'em all into ancient/never-before-seen variants we have sylphie, sandy, vesperia, cerulean demon dude
Blutako
2025-05-19 22:01:18 +0000 UTCZog 'be trolling and cut to sylphie tomorrow
Baged
2025-05-19 21:59:37 +0000 UTCDrink of choice? And are you splitting or am I bringing my own , I need a lot too, it dangerous I only start feeling drunk at .26 (friend had a breathalyzer) I've never been wasted my mental tolerance is too high
Blutako
2025-05-19 20:44:24 +0000 UTCLol true how many gods and chief of staff or other assorted people in charge has he talked to when he has been about to be in trouble? Sure it's only like 5 or 6 times, but hey, alright he technically didn't speak to whoever blessed the snow wyvern but it was an "ask you manager situation" also at least twice in nevermore, talking to the lodestar matron actually got him in more trouble for a second, but what about that light affinity elf guy, man I am terrible with names XD, also all over the order, ah good times
Blutako
2025-05-19 20:28:07 +0000 UTCTftc!!!!
Jose Reyna
2025-05-19 20:18:57 +0000 UTCJake activated his most powerful secret technique: [Big Karen Energy of the Malefic Viper (Mythic)]- Speak to their Manager.
Corvid
2025-05-19 20:10:12 +0000 UTCI doubt anyone is going to question the chosen of a primordial
doctordirt
2025-05-19 19:54:31 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter.
Joshua Little
2025-05-19 19:53:26 +0000 UTCThat's no hunt. That's just slaughter.
Chris
2025-05-19 19:50:41 +0000 UTCThis was such a fun chapter! Jake talking with his new furry friend and then shenanigans! 😀. I can’t wait to read all the fun reactions to the big “chosen” reveal tomorrow. 😄
ABTelford
2025-05-19 18:50:49 +0000 UTCSnatchy
Hayley
2025-05-19 18:50:12 +0000 UTCI’m surprised he hasn’t taken the opportunity to try and take out a B-Grade in one shot as a result of all of those growth and it would be a great opportunity to use his new Event Horizon Skill.
Azayrian105
2025-05-19 18:32:48 +0000 UTCBut... But... SYLPHIE! 😯
Wimsey's daughter
2025-05-19 18:30:55 +0000 UTCNo, if Zog meant to say that someone snuck someone else, as in “a higher grade snuck a B grade in” making the B grade being sneaked onto the planet by somebody else
Alejandro Piña
2025-05-19 18:30:40 +0000 UTCThe caretaker's just doing his job, and he's not even being a dick about it. He gave Jake a chance to let the Warpsnatcher go with no consequences, and he only forced the issue when Jake refused to back down. I'd lose a lot of respect for Jake if the caretaker gets in trouble here.
Alex
2025-05-19 17:51:49 +0000 UTCAnd that’s when he realized… he f***ed up… Tomorrow can’t get here soon enough… tftc
CocoaBleu
2025-05-19 17:39:56 +0000 UTCTFTC :) Suggested edits: "It’s possible someone was *sneaked* onto the planet through" should be "snuck" or remove the "was".
Xander
2025-05-19 17:39:09 +0000 UTCI can't wait for the whole "The B grades here were kind of disappointing" talk tomorrow and the whole no way you took out those B grades and he just presents all the cores to prove it and everyone but the S grade and warpsnatcher being surprised
Blutako
2025-05-19 17:29:04 +0000 UTCJake is a proper Karma catalyst. Fuck with him, you, your family and your friends are dead. Be kind to him in times of need, good things just keep coming.
SmokeJam
2025-05-19 17:23:34 +0000 UTCWonder if they’ll get some Jake Juice. They're on the cusp of B grade so signs point to yes.
Alex
2025-05-19 17:14:46 +0000 UTCLol who didn't grow with some dragon ball. got to love cliffs
Ty Cooper
2025-05-19 17:14:29 +0000 UTCI beg the almighty Zog to not let Jake name the little guy Snatchy
Alex Salamanca
2025-05-19 17:09:19 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter!
Arieh Sochaczevski
2025-05-19 17:00:37 +0000 UTCAhahahaha yesss!
Kasey Lindenmayer
2025-05-19 16:43:08 +0000 UTCAh yes, sloshing the juice as they say
Adam McCarter
2025-05-19 16:24:16 +0000 UTCYou know Snatch is a slang term for a lady’s, ahem, private area right?
Tom C
2025-05-19 15:51:25 +0000 UTCMaybe they already have a name. Jake being Jake has not thought to ask. I have a good feeling about Darren… or Dave. They are close to evolving though so I can see Jake sloshing the juice to see what happens.
Xarow
2025-05-19 15:49:43 +0000 UTCAh, yes. Nepotism. Truly an unparallelled tool of the elite and powerful.
Kanyau
2025-05-19 15:49:23 +0000 UTCNew animal friend! I'm going to call him Snatch for now. I'm hoping that Jake takes this as a chance to work on his class by helping this little guy evolve into something unique with origin fuckery.
kingofshibainu
2025-05-19 15:46:21 +0000 UTCPersonally I think the name Packrat would infuriate most of the people present. But considering Jake's usual naming habit Warpy is the most likely one.
Aury Thio
2025-05-19 15:18:35 +0000 UTCI knew it! Just ride out of there on Uncle Jake’s shoulder. Gets a super powered B-grade evolution from record osmosis.
SinCinnamon
2025-05-19 15:15:13 +0000 UTCand 100M slaves as a traditional partying gift
Michael B
2025-05-19 15:13:50 +0000 UTCAura farmin
NatiDudu
2025-05-19 15:10:29 +0000 UTCSylphy needs to fight the Rainbowfeather!
Michael B
2025-05-19 15:08:07 +0000 UTCWarpsnatcher is my new favorite
Logan
2025-05-19 15:07:09 +0000 UTCIve only just realised on this chapter that its a Warpsnatcher and not a WASPsnatcher. Cllears up a few things and makes a lot more sense :-)
Nick Elliott
2025-05-19 14:52:51 +0000 UTCIt is rather hilarious. Its going to be hilarious to watch Jake be all I wanna keep Cleptie here. Oh by the way I was disappointed with the lazy b grades hope the next batch to evolve isn't as weak. Anyways I'm off to see Artemis now for some more .... training and stuff thanks for coming to see me Artemis's protégé S grade lady. Cleptie off we go. Lmao
Ira White
2025-05-19 14:51:43 +0000 UTCporcucat does dance when he's happy
brjenness
2025-05-19 14:51:22 +0000 UTCMy guess for the new beasties name: Shimmy - for shimmerfur warpsnatcher. Plus a shimmy is a sorta dance move? I think? so it’s a cool fit
Tom C
2025-05-19 14:47:38 +0000 UTCI love it so much when Jake flexes who he is in front of a bunch of random people I want to see everyone’s reaction to it so bad 😂
Borbino the great
2025-05-19 14:46:49 +0000 UTCSnatcher/Snatchie/Stashie
Ira White
2025-05-19 14:40:58 +0000 UTCFLEXXXXXX! TFTC
Tom C
2025-05-19 14:38:55 +0000 UTC50 on Scarlett, 30 on Drascal, 20 on the World wonder Villy is setting Jake up to go mushroom murderhoboing.
Ira White
2025-05-19 14:38:32 +0000 UTCSnatchy is the only option i also love the idea of him having a mini sandy with him at all times
Lawrence Dillon
2025-05-19 14:33:18 +0000 UTCI think his path is more consumption rather and raw kleptomania
Polaris
2025-05-19 14:20:55 +0000 UTCYou’re giving Jake way too much credit. He’ll obviously go with Warpie
Fleetpanda
2025-05-19 14:20:04 +0000 UTCJake wouldn't make the connection but a cat the can warp and is kinda mischievous sounds like the Cheshire cat to me. Who else thinks that Artemis or someone else is gonna suggest the name we get?
Dray Kruesi
2025-05-19 14:18:48 +0000 UTCDon’t be jealous best bird. He can have more friends, but you’ll always be his favourite.
Temlat
2025-05-19 14:05:39 +0000 UTCBwahaha! Shenanigans. Names: Bandit or Scotty as in “beam me up” if Jake is a closet Trekky : Zef/Zeffy/Zefram or “Trip” are appropriate and sound good I can’t think of any famous thieves Jake could name him after and Robin is no good in this context
Henscratch
2025-05-19 13:59:34 +0000 UTCCalled it weeks ago he would take it with him
Daniel Jackson-Woods
2025-05-19 13:57:44 +0000 UTCI suspect they’ll still be shocked when the goddess herself shows up for a quiet dinner.
Clint
2025-05-19 13:56:13 +0000 UTCDo you think he'll try to name it warpy, or snatchy?
Keeb
2025-05-19 13:50:08 +0000 UTCRandom thought - what’s the over/under on Scarlet being involved in Jake finding a true dragon to hunt?
jsw
2025-05-19 13:50:07 +0000 UTCOooh! So good! 😁 Thanks for the chapter!
Kt-x
2025-05-19 13:49:27 +0000 UTCJake s use of nepotism and delegation should be ranked divine. Also I def. see "warpie" if he chooses to adopt it.
CT
2025-05-19 13:47:37 +0000 UTCCan we name the Warpsnatcher Tom and have it pair with Sandy? I feel like those would be some A+ adventures
Zach Smithson
2025-05-19 13:36:45 +0000 UTCUgh I don't want to wait! Lop
Kaladorph
2025-05-19 13:28:54 +0000 UTCSnappy gets a new character to bless?
Trent Fender
2025-05-19 13:28:43 +0000 UTCAlso he's the manager of the entire planet. Yknow, the one where the main boss monster got blessed by the court of shadows and proceeded to attempt to enact the assassination contract they've got on that same chosen of the malefic viper.... who he also arrested. Dude's not about to have a fun few years
Bettafish
2025-05-19 13:19:55 +0000 UTCAlso mildly hilarious.... all the overseer types were trying to figure out what the hell happened to the victims of Jake's rampage and also the Chimera when he just rolled up with his new buddy... Jake has not yet acknowledged this and I find it funny
Bettafish
2025-05-19 13:14:10 +0000 UTCCould name them Swiper.
Spencer Miller
2025-05-19 13:03:05 +0000 UTCWhat a weird analogy...
Blaq Jesus
2025-05-19 13:03:03 +0000 UTCI’m getting some “Sly Cooper” vibes from the warpsnatcher
Kyler
2025-05-19 12:58:53 +0000 UTCNot the first time. There was this case with Meira's "friends". Then there was a floor in Nevermore...
kandiana
2025-05-19 12:53:55 +0000 UTCOr Jake could use a bit of Jake juice to influence the warpsnatchers rapidly approaching evolution.
KipBR
2025-05-19 12:50:06 +0000 UTCGonna be a pop off chapter tomorrow woo wee
Tom Roe
2025-05-19 12:49:08 +0000 UTCREE!!
Sylphie
2025-05-19 12:46:05 +0000 UTCand cause an intergalactic war
brjenness
2025-05-19 12:39:40 +0000 UTCI like this warpsnatcher more than any other character already
Hayley
2025-05-19 12:39:38 +0000 UTCImagine if she met the malefic viper and despite the aura field offered to sell some of her goods.
Peter Smith
2025-05-19 12:36:16 +0000 UTC*Heart stops* "I arrested the Chosen of the malefic viper. I'm going to die here aren't I?"
Boomer
2025-05-19 12:34:59 +0000 UTCHahahhaha get fuckt
Exaiter
2025-05-19 12:32:15 +0000 UTCBY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
Drew
2025-05-19 12:30:10 +0000 UTCI vote we name the warpsnatcher, the Go Getter
Jordan Rogers
2025-05-19 12:29:35 +0000 UTCI kinda think itd be fun if the lil warpsnatcher became like a merchant or something. Heh it'd be funny if it got lessons from like Sultan or someone.
Indevan Jones
2025-05-19 12:28:18 +0000 UTCWith Jake’s naming sense… it’s gonna be Warpy
Ser
2025-05-19 12:27:55 +0000 UTCThis was great
Karthic
2025-05-19 12:25:26 +0000 UTCI mean that’s really funny but it kinda ruins the surprise for the dinner a little. They probably wouldn’t expect Artemis as the +1 either way but now they at least know of his identity
Phil Ritter
2025-05-19 12:25:21 +0000 UTCWarpy should be rehomed within Sandy and they should definitely go on adventures
Dougie Mitchell
2025-05-19 12:23:52 +0000 UTCI wanna see Jake coming out with the little Warpsnatcher on his shoulder and Sylphie waiting outside for uncle Jake. Imagine Sylphies reaction!
mrthorwahl
2025-05-19 12:22:33 +0000 UTCI'm sorry chosen you cannot take the warpsnatcher.. until we give it a decent name.
brjenness
2025-05-19 12:19:00 +0000 UTCHahaha, beautiful
Karim Saadi
2025-05-19 12:18:36 +0000 UTCI feel like tomorrow will have a POV from one of those two hunters he met where they're both just like holy hell.
Fyrtue
2025-05-19 12:18:35 +0000 UTCA Divine Blessing does not make one a Chosen, a True Blessing does. A Divine Blessing is one step below being a Chosen.
Spize
2025-05-19 12:12:31 +0000 UTCBY THE POWER OF NEPOTISM!!!
Navpreet Brar
2025-05-19 12:11:09 +0000 UTCMore, Now You Know Who I Am!
Daniel Francis
2025-05-19 12:10:43 +0000 UTCnepotism ftw!
Michael B
2025-05-19 12:10:39 +0000 UTCSo why does the chosen of a fellow god kneel to another. Particularly when Jake is a much lower grade. Respect get but kneeling?
Jul Silver
2025-05-19 12:07:18 +0000 UTCYou know I just realized the warp snatcher probably got a but ton of records from saving Jake like it might have a evolution influenced by it when it evolves to B-grade
Phoenixdrop
2025-05-19 12:07:15 +0000 UTCFeels better as a right hand man, leaves the main roost for first bird. But that does leave his left shoulder free...
Tyler S.
2025-05-19 12:04:43 +0000 UTCTFTC! Villy will be so proud. Finally, his Chosen uses the ultimate power of nepotism!
Shai182
2025-05-19 12:03:28 +0000 UTCNo need to ask Villy his own aura would have been just fine
Tyler S.
2025-05-19 12:02:14 +0000 UTCAlso the fact that he doesn’t even like this kind of flex and is just doing it to help out his beast friend makes it better
Tom
2025-05-19 12:00:53 +0000 UTCThank u for the story
C0bra$
2025-05-19 11:59:34 +0000 UTCAdopted like Sandy! But we need a better name than Warpy
Tom
2025-05-19 11:58:20 +0000 UTCI could see an opening with the 2 he met earlier having a mental wtf conversation
Tyler S.
2025-05-19 11:58:20 +0000 UTCThanks for the chappy
dash w
2025-05-19 11:57:25 +0000 UTCI think if the warp snatcher asks for help or finds a natural treasure suited for Jake to do a ritual it could happen, so far every ritual has had a system granted natural treasure, so we don’t know if that is necessary
Tom
2025-05-19 11:57:09 +0000 UTCJake has such a long-winded way of flopping his dick out to flaunt at everyone, and I'm all for it! Looking forward to the reactions tomorrow
Dan
2025-05-19 11:55:19 +0000 UTCYes, thank you for the chappy Zogarth!
JJB4345_80_815
2025-05-19 11:54:16 +0000 UTCLol
RnR_ RnR
2025-05-19 11:53:27 +0000 UTCTftc the reactions are going to be priceless greatly anticipate tomorrow.
Fdrugc
2025-05-19 11:51:13 +0000 UTCSuch a good chapter. I love all the feely good stuff. Plus what a way to end the chapter. Man I am looking forward tomorrow. which typically i am but doesn't take away from the desire. I am picturing their stun locked looks and it is so funny to me. Lol tomorrow hopefully will have some of the others pov.
Ty Cooper
2025-05-19 11:50:14 +0000 UTCJake's just aura farming at this point 😭
Sprightly Ebbie
2025-05-19 11:48:51 +0000 UTCI was thinking Jake could take it to Earth as another animal buddy. Can you imagine how cool it would be if it got a little help from Jake for its evolution?! 😁
Daniel Brian
2025-05-19 11:48:20 +0000 UTCGreat chapter!
Daniel Brian
2025-05-19 11:47:17 +0000 UTCThanks Zogarth great way to start the week.
Rewdan
2025-05-19 11:46:02 +0000 UTCWhat are the odds that the Warpsnatcher is gonna become the next of Jake's not-children? Ritual products..... there are enough of them at this point that we really need a collective name that's not "Jake Juiced beasts" or something
Bettafish
2025-05-19 11:43:21 +0000 UTCThanks for such a delightful chapter! Jake is definitely more getting used to flexing his status. Training at Nevermore makes a mark! The warpersnatcher is so cute. Can we have plushies pretty please?
Zizawah
2025-05-19 11:42:09 +0000 UTCYou idiot. You invited the chosen of an evil snake god over to our house for dinner. .. where are we going to find babies to fry?
brjenness
2025-05-19 11:41:45 +0000 UTCI really hope he turns the little guy into one of his "children" by effecting its B-Grade evolution.
Cody K
2025-05-19 11:40:45 +0000 UTCI'll give Jake some credit here for showing off. However, I reckon asking Villy to blast his aura a bit would have been funnier.
Matthew Smith
2025-05-19 11:40:12 +0000 UTCGuys I truly appreciate zogarth he doesn’t write a book he just compiles them He writes chapters for patreon and royal road It’s the only explanation for why every chapter ends with a cliffhanger making you want more
Abdulaziz ALRumaih
2025-05-19 11:37:52 +0000 UTCHere's hoping the Warpsnatcher and Sandy team up in the future!
Jonathan Hovey
2025-05-19 11:37:37 +0000 UTCI love chapters like this. When Jake does something and people not knowing who he is try something only to find out in someway that what they are trying to do is very dumb. It’s the silent yet still surprising flex. Not because of his power but just WHO he is. What makes it better is Jake doesn’t even say anything. He lets others as in this case, speak for him. So good.
Cory S.
2025-05-19 11:36:47 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
Tilen Praprotnik
2025-05-19 11:36:34 +0000 UTCTFTC! It was a good one. The warpsnatcher should be okay as long as it doesn’t try to nest on Jake’s head. Sylphie would take offense, methinks.
Naotsugu97
2025-05-19 11:34:23 +0000 UTCI cant remember, is he not wearing his mask?
John Burton
2025-05-19 11:34:03 +0000 UTCI hope the little warpsnatcher is a regular character. I'm attached to the little fella
Michelle Maurice
2025-05-19 11:32:55 +0000 UTCagreed, i couldve sworn that it was already tomorrow, maybe the author should release another chapter just in case
Drake
2025-05-19 11:32:52 +0000 UTCThank you for the chapter
joel southard
2025-05-19 11:31:47 +0000 UTCHell yeah nepotism honestly i like imagining jake holding bean like a plushie
angel
2025-05-19 11:31:43 +0000 UTCGotta catch em all!!
Apollo Greed
2025-05-19 11:31:24 +0000 UTCJake just low-key flexing 😏🤣
Temlat
2025-05-19 11:31:23 +0000 UTCI hope we get to see interactions between sandy and the warpsnatcher arguing of who stole the others treasures
Cody Cahill
2025-05-19 11:31:20 +0000 UTCHow did I finish this so quickly? I feel like Captain Jack and rum... it is always finished too soon
John Burton
2025-05-19 11:31:18 +0000 UTCWell this will be fun also nice to see Jake is getting comfortable talking with people without his mask
Phoenixdrop
2025-05-19 11:30:04 +0000 UTCImagine fifty people with surprised pikachu face rn
Burkes
2025-05-19 11:29:36 +0000 UTCThis is in fact a very appropriate use of his status and sets a good example of the benefits you can strive for by rising in the malefic ranks.
Julian
2025-05-19 11:29:08 +0000 UTCTomorrows chapter is gonna be great. I can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction to Jake killing all the B grades
Cody Cahill
2025-05-19 11:29:08 +0000 UTCThe power of nepotism is ridiculously funny
Evander
2025-05-19 11:28:55 +0000 UTCvery simple this little creature saved my life and he’s coming with me. End of story lol
AfroMocha
2025-05-19 11:28:44 +0000 UTCOh man. This will be a fun week of chapters!!
Cyranosaurus
2025-05-19 11:28:23 +0000 UTCThird
Brad Kinsman
2025-05-19 11:28:17 +0000 UTCThankies for the chappie zogie
Phasmatic7
2025-05-19 11:27:59 +0000 UTCJake finally learning to use his position in the multiverse for all it's worth. Rules are for people who don't have the backing of a Primordial. While I'm sure Villy will just sit back and laugh if Jake uses his name for something too egregious, this isn't one of them. Plus, he got a powerful servant of his girlfriend to come and help out.
Unwillingmainer
2025-05-19 11:26:47 +0000 UTCIs it tomorrow yet !
nick
2025-05-19 11:26:45 +0000 UTCThanks
Trevor Mergen
2025-05-19 11:26:44 +0000 UTCTFTC That was a most definitive "Don't you know who I am?" Moment
Eric Shivak
2025-05-19 11:26:20 +0000 UTCI could use a 5th right now to celebrate this chapter.
Loststar7
2025-05-19 11:26:19 +0000 UTCHorizon mentioned!
Arrogant Savant
2025-05-19 11:26:05 +0000 UTCNepotism FTW
Invictus Red
2025-05-19 11:25:12 +0000 UTCI hope the warpsnatcher is a new friend of Jakes, theres just something about it that makes me think it will be a mainstay.
Myridex
2025-05-19 11:24:40 +0000 UTCIt is over? I need more. Thank you for the excellent work.
GeneralBlack
2025-05-19 11:23:37 +0000 UTCSCHWING
SCHWING PAPI
2025-05-19 11:20:59 +0000 UTCThe hunt has been completed
SCHWING PAPI
2025-05-19 11:20:54 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
BlackRazaras
2025-05-19 11:19:49 +0000 UTCTftc
Beemoss
2025-05-19 11:18:49 +0000 UTCGuess I’ll take fourth
Collin James
2025-05-19 11:18:46 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter
Connor
2025-05-19 11:18:43 +0000 UTCNah uhhh
Yahyo Malikov
2025-05-19 11:18:38 +0000 UTCSecond ffs
Jaroslav Zapadlo
2025-05-19 11:18:23 +0000 UTCSecond
Yahyo Malikov
2025-05-19 11:18:20 +0000 UTCFirst
Javelle Thompson
2025-05-19 11:18:04 +0000 UTC