Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Hedgehog Dilemmas
Added 2024-06-14 23:20:55 +0000 UTCSurprise Surprise! Discussion Master Murphy and the gang are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted! Now grab some blue wine and your favorite uncle, because the round's about to start!
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Okay so hack for the grich computer question, feel free to say its not in the spirit of the game. Its all your computers. So I set up one computer in an isolated secure location that does the Downloading grinch porn every hour. Now all my other computers are grinch themed but don’t scream about grinch porn.
Colin Kilzer
2025-01-23 01:38:30 +0000 UTC"i don't know, i've seen jake parallel park. he might be force sensitive"
rice crispy
2024-10-10 23:56:05 +0000 UTC!
Ashley Mathews
2024-07-02 23:21:02 +0000 UTCFreaking Toyota MidiCorolians
KCampbell
2024-06-29 02:12:38 +0000 UTCFavourite quotes from this include -Jake: I know what Sonic's piss tastes like, okay!? -Caldwell: I'm daddy in this situation.
Jesse
2024-06-24 04:14:03 +0000 UTCMurph i bench 315 imagine manipulating a storm of knives or robbing a bank orrr manipulating a liquid
John Tackels
2024-06-22 22:03:06 +0000 UTCThank god im not the only one, it took me so long to figure out what they were referring to
Maggie
2024-06-22 15:31:17 +0000 UTCThe way Murph pronounces Aeropostale makes me very upset
gavin k
2024-06-21 13:46:14 +0000 UTCMy phone is now suggesting me Aeropostale ads
Jack Malizia
2024-06-19 20:13:22 +0000 UTCAll of these can be solved with copious amounts of gaslighting.
Nick
2024-06-18 21:20:16 +0000 UTCJake is the best Toyota driver as he passes everyone in his AE86
Myka Donati
2024-06-18 04:52:27 +0000 UTCYuncle and Yantly Charge
Samuel
2024-06-18 00:05:54 +0000 UTCWe have underestimated the value of using telekinesis to move awkward furniture. Like, I have the strength to lift a small couch or a mattress, but it is always so awkward. Always having what is essentially a helping hand would be amazing.
Ross Begg
2024-06-17 22:17:48 +0000 UTCThis is absolutely sick! You could do Day Trading on the side, because you never have to worry about your internet.
Ross Begg
2024-06-17 22:12:56 +0000 UTCTelekinesis the spell SLAPS. Just saying.
Brandon Wiens
2024-06-17 21:51:37 +0000 UTCEmily, your outfits on d20 are such a big inspiration for me. Your looks are always so cool and creative! I was surprised that you said you're not that into fashion, but keep up the good work haha. I know y'all work with a wardrobe team to some degree too.
Sarah Osgood
2024-06-17 18:00:16 +0000 UTCI definitely had the same fear of Chucky as Murph when I was a kid
A Gross Infection
2024-06-17 16:15:44 +0000 UTCAfter hearing Murph talk about WWE so much throughout multiple episodes, i need to know if he's ever seen (or should i say heard) the radioprank phone call about John Cena Superslam! For anyone curious, just type "John Cena phone prank" on youtube, it's worth the approximately 6 minutes it last
Samuel
2024-06-17 15:20:51 +0000 UTCPodme? Shame on you, Caldewll!
Jesse Earll
2024-06-17 12:43:40 +0000 UTCFurther Sonic deep lore: If Sonic obtains all of the Chaos Emeralds he becomes Super Sonic, a golden-spined super-powered hedgehog that can fly and can destroy anything just by being in contact with it. It also drives him utterly insane and turns him into a homicidal maniac. Do. Not. Let. The. Hedgehog. In. The. House.
Chris Price
2024-06-17 12:00:01 +0000 UTCI came here to say the same thing! It got overlooked but it was great
Ryan Hogue
2024-06-17 01:34:23 +0000 UTCluckily the link broke, but id be very careful about doxxing yourself (hope your brother doesn't use his real name) you never know... even if the community seems nice on the outside. stay safe!
Mac
2024-06-16 21:35:02 +0000 UTCCaldwell. TOYOTA-CHLORIANS. I heard it. Very good joke. 1 point
David
2024-06-16 19:36:56 +0000 UTCThe Grinch will consume you
Lorelei The Succubi Grinchomancer and Kyra her Dad
2024-06-16 19:01:04 +0000 UTCYou've had literally 20+ years to see the movie lol
Lorelei The Succubi Grinchomancer and Kyra her Dad
2024-06-16 19:00:04 +0000 UTCWhen they ask for cases you can submit your ideas. If they get enough they may some but it's probably only 1-3 each request making it hard to filter them out
Lorelei The Succubi Grinchomancer and Kyra her Dad
2024-06-16 18:58:18 +0000 UTCEmily, you have sold me on every single religious image you have created during these surprise rounds. No one else could convince me to take the Sonic communion.
Jamie Matthews
2024-06-16 14:56:02 +0000 UTCCALDWELL!!!! PHANTOM MENACE ONE-SHOT WHERE EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT QUI-GIN AND OBI-WAN ARE THE TRIPLETS PLEASE!!!!!!
Colby Greer
2024-06-16 09:28:49 +0000 UTCPls bring back turtle tank! So ready for you to get lost in it again.
Polina Milashevskaya
2024-06-16 07:00:59 +0000 UTCRegarding the wifi one: can I still use other devices without the wifi? Can I use my phone on my cell plan?
mike
2024-06-15 20:29:57 +0000 UTCWeird that they talked so long about the telekinesis and no one noted that is basically a stronger Mage Hand
mike
2024-06-15 20:29:17 +0000 UTCit took way to long for me to figure out that "air-o pastel" was aeropastale
lucilia_illustris
2024-06-15 20:06:47 +0000 UTCI think another qualifier for the areopostale question should be that it's frosted tips for short hair and chunky unblended highlights for long hair
Amber Erichson
2024-06-15 19:17:46 +0000 UTCIn response to what Emily said about telekinesis, I played a bard once who took telekinesis with magical secrets. Telekinesis works particularly well with bards in my experience, because it’s all skill check based, so you get to add your jack of all trades half proficiency bonus to all your spellcasting ability checks, you can use cutting words against your opponents’ strength checks, and since it’s skill check based, enemies with legendary resistances won’t have a reliable counter, and even high strength enemies will be rolling plain strength checks instead of athletics check which are more likely to add proficiency. Then you get high enough level to combine it with glibness, it’s basically impossible to roll below a 22/23.
Robert Z.
2024-06-15 18:45:35 +0000 UTCDevastated to hear Phantom Menace spoilers after avoiding the mixed bag review until actually seeing the movie 😩
Jeremy Voigtschild
2024-06-15 17:45:50 +0000 UTCTriplet twin flames. (Touches forehead with forehead) #Cinnamon
Michael Lawton
2024-06-15 17:45:04 +0000 UTCDitto on Dune. I read the first 3 before the first Dune Movie (not 1984). Just finished Dune part 2 and now I’m listening to the audiobooks. If sonic offered me the Water of Life I would totally say “if Shalud-Al allows” and totally toast to Muah’dib.
Michael Lawton
2024-06-15 17:43:34 +0000 UTCWhy are they saying areopostales werid
iamnotjackblack
2024-06-15 17:34:46 +0000 UTCWhy do yall say aeropastale like that?
James Drenning
2024-06-15 17:22:21 +0000 UTCmy aeropostale outfit was a tight, bright blue tank top over a tight v-neck pink short sleeve with a huge blue and purple aeropostale logo and skin tight jeans but instead of frosting tips, I had chunky blonde highlights in my black hair, and I would use my telekinesis to hold venomous snakes because I like them, but they are forbidden to touch if you are a responsible adult
frogwithhumanhands
2024-06-15 15:26:33 +0000 UTCAre you and Emily… twin flames?
Robert
2024-06-15 14:19:14 +0000 UTCDADDY NEEDS HIS GO-GO JUICE
Grant Richards
2024-06-15 13:27:46 +0000 UTCI too was a religious studies undergrad, and while I didn't have a ballerina poster, the scariest childhood dream I ever had was about ballroom dancing mice. Are Emily and I kindred spirits...?
tautcarabiner
2024-06-15 11:20:09 +0000 UTCThese last couple months in Murph-related content….we get “respect the cock” - Murph, and now we get “I drink the jizz” - Caldwell
Mitch Belile
2024-06-15 11:11:32 +0000 UTCYou MUST test the hog
idoleyes
2024-06-15 10:27:19 +0000 UTCI had a college roommate who was obsessed with the Grinch. Couldn’t get enough of him. He watched Jim Carrey’s Grinch at least once a week and constantly made references, but was otherwise a pretty cool guy. In my second year of living with him, he even started to say he ‘took the kids to Whoville’ as a code for having sex. I thought the Grinch was fine and kind of fun, but never understood. Until the Surprise Round Grinch took me to Whoville and now I hear ‘I’m Gonna Grinch!’ In my head daily, sometimes hourly. Murph, you, you specifically, have given me a curse I will never escape from. It haunts my dreams. It haunts my days. The Grinch has me. The Grinch won’t let go. You did this. I am forever lost. I drift now into the matted green hair of his Grinchly embrace. Goodbye, world. I am with the Grinch now.
ChungleDownBingus
2024-06-15 09:53:40 +0000 UTCRE Caldwell's joke about becoming a wrestler meme, my brother has a wrestling reaction gif and we definitely tried to make it a thing for awhile. https://x.com/i/status/1089247848938594307
Madge the Warlock
2024-06-15 06:49:36 +0000 UTCRe: grinch laptop. Just uninstall your sound drivers!
Daniel Briggs
2024-06-15 05:37:06 +0000 UTCUncletaker😂 funny bit guys
Sam
2024-06-15 05:29:50 +0000 UTCAll the Sebulba talk! That’s it, I’m busting out the blu-ray right now to watch the pod race!!! (And maybe the Darth Maul fight)
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2024-06-15 04:29:31 +0000 UTCIt so funny that Em is on board to drink the mysterious blue liquid that could be anything but not an energy drink that she knows is an energy drink. (For the record, I have never had an energy drink)
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
2024-06-15 04:26:44 +0000 UTCSurprise The Undertaker comes out and it is in fact your uncle dressed as The Undertaker and he is in fact ready to kick your ass for real.
GGCoopie
2024-06-15 04:24:12 +0000 UTCDoes anyone else think it's funny they were turned off about the idea of Grinch fur on a watermelon but not in their airplane meals/drinks?
Jake's Wife's Boyfriend
2024-06-15 03:07:37 +0000 UTCDude Murph, Sonic isn’t real. You know that right?
Charles
2024-06-15 02:39:16 +0000 UTCYou fucking solved it dude, holy shit!
Virginia Phelps
2024-06-15 02:38:19 +0000 UTCTake an Uber guys bulba can't do ish about it
Michael hansbi
2024-06-15 02:31:45 +0000 UTCFun fact, I was at Joe Lewis arena in Detroit with my aunt, who went to get merch just before stone cold got hit by a car in the parking lot and they replaced him with the big show before the big fight of the night. So the uncle stuff at wwe and him disappearing made me laugh. I’m now a young man of just 35 looking back on the highlights of my life and VERY NEARLY got a call back from my favorite podcast tonight
Burrito Fart
2024-06-15 02:22:24 +0000 UTCHere's how you make the Grinch computer work/monetize it. You have to become a DJ, leaning into the Grinch aesthetic and incorporating the automated call-out into all your sets. You go viral and are headlining Coachella next year, which has now been renamed Grinchella with Presenting Sponsor GrinchHub.
MyNameIsCrease
2024-06-15 01:22:49 +0000 UTCI’d for sure break my neck taking a tombstone
Cole Meverden
2024-06-15 00:50:45 +0000 UTCAs a listener, it’s hard for me to think of my answer because I haven’t had my ass kicked enough to make an informed decision
Grass
2024-06-15 00:47:16 +0000 UTC‘Daddy needs his Gogo juice’ made me laugh so fucking hard
Aaron Sterne
2024-06-15 00:40:51 +0000 UTCThe arrogance of Caldwell to believe he is the Kwisatz Haderach. Many men have tried the drug . . . tried and died.
Agiddysea
2024-06-15 00:30:32 +0000 UTCI am no stranger to DIY electronics, I take the Grinch laptop then rip the speakers out
Xacris
2024-06-15 00:28:47 +0000 UTCI’m biased but fully agree
Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Happy pride to Fia Jens Moonshine Bev and all the rest! PawPaw says reer here reer queer
2024-06-15 00:00:45 +0000 UTCBrian Murphy, Sony film hater and sonic-is-real believer
Kellyd
2024-06-14 23:53:45 +0000 UTCThe 2crew thinking they have a mundane life when it's what I want T_T
Hated, overrated, dime-a-dozen Lush who is SO last Hot Boy Summer #WreckedandJealousforThisPodcast
2024-06-14 23:35:31 +0000 UTCAAHHHH
Jake Alcott
2024-06-14 23:34:15 +0000 UTCEmily, I had a similar experience; I had a very creepy harlequin doll sat on a little wooden swing that hung from the ceiling in the corner of my room. The amount of times I would "see" it swinging and then hide under my covers having like a panic attack was unreal. Who thought that was a good idea 🤣
Brianna B
2024-06-14 23:34:09 +0000 UTCThe last surprise round was your very best episode
Marley Linford
2024-06-14 23:31:38 +0000 UTCI'm so caught off guard
Sylvia
2024-06-14 23:30:19 +0000 UTCLETS GO
wick
2024-06-14 23:29:28 +0000 UTCI didn't expect this!
Nolan Childerhose
2024-06-14 23:29:24 +0000 UTCfirst
kosmic
2024-06-14 23:24:20 +0000 UTC
