Tortle Tank: Fighting Birds, Mediocre Gods, and The Hyper Light Cannon

Murph shouting he could 1v1 a bird is peak New York City Pigeon

The Grinch Tried to Pump my Gas in Jersey so I Put the Car in Reverse

Birds you could definatly not 1v1: Cassowary Emu Hawk Falcon Owl? Ostrich Vulture

Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover

Extremely strong intro btw

Nathaniel Levy

I don't understand how people have difficulty with flying characters. In my campaigns I'm perfectly fine with flyers. If they want to fly over a wall by themselves there's a dude with a longbow on the other side. Easy solution.

Trevor MacLean

There was a cop who tried to stop a cock fighting ring, and one of the roosters attacked him and the cop straight up died. Birds are no joke

Cassandra Cordova

I can’t believe Murph didn’t mention the Gobbledy Gooker for his bird fight. https://www.wwe.com/superstars/gobbledygooker

MkA7L

I'm absolutely introducing the Woven Belt of Manny the Mundane into my PF campaign.

For the aarakocra flight thing restrict flight with things other than light clothes and no equipment to later levels or bring in PF flight rules roll a flight check at the end of your turn to avoid drifting to the side or whatever if you dont intend to move

Ivy Buck

how is level 1 essentially a baby? by that point they're an adventurer with a good amount of training. lvl 9 is also super late to get race features. it's 4 levels later than wizards get concentration based flight and 3 levels later than several subclasses get non concentration based flight.

Summer Tribe

Yall need to look up magpie attacks. Any Australian rightly fears a magpie....

Bukvar's Assistant Isy F

Best unnoticed line of the episode Caldwell “We’ve all wanted to grab shaft”

Joe K

Just give Arakokra an age/level restriction for flight. Baby birds can't fly right away. A level 1 is essentially a "baby". Flight develops at level 9 or 10, (or adulthood) keeping it on line with wizards and druids.

DXGypsy

Main in French means "hand" - so, left hand :). Right hand would be "main droit".

Gustavius

Australian Magpies are notoriously difficult to deal with. Swooping anyone and everything because they are crazy territorial of their nests. People joke about it in australia but honestly it is terrifying when it happens.

Liam Harvey