Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 23: Scrappers

I love the sauce and jim kelly is a legend. love you buffalo, even when in table smash mode

Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Happy pride to Fia Jens Moonshine Bev and all the rest! PawPaw says reer here reer queer

Super late on this, but im from Buffalo and I LOVE when you guys talk about us💙💙💙

Duffman

Why not just call it a Billhook

Nick Lerche

i knew a guy who did shit himself in school, and he played it off as a joke and it did NOT go well

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I actually have a defect die. Bought a bag of 100 and got one with no numbers at all

Ghost

Was wondering the same. 100gp per cast is a lot

I had to hysterically shout "CUMSTICK" down the stairs at them, trying to explain what was happening---but doing so only made it so much worse.

Jodi Fernweh

I had just went through this huge moment of emotional praxis when they were talking about a kid shitting their pants cause I struggled alot with IBS growing up and CONSTANTLY SHIT MY PANTS IN SCHOOL and being able to laugh with them--- AND THEN MURPH GOT ALL SERIOUS ON THEM ABOUT THE JIZZARM AND CALLED IT A CUMSTICK AND I WAS WEEPING LAUGHING FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT I SHAT MYSELF AT ONE POINT. MY PARTNER AND ROOMIE HAD TO CHECK ON ME CAUSE I WAS SOB-LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY FROM 'I DRAW THE LINE AT CUMSTICK". Thank you. Thank you so much for that.

Jodi Fernweh

Time to root for the Cleveland Browns. All the luck points and ranch you want here.

Jake if you're gonna bandwagon for the Colts you better swing by Indianapolis in exchange!

Be sure to put your dice out tonight! Full moon and total lunar eclipe (visible from the Pacific, including California, Australia, and all of the beautiful islands and countries between). https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2021-may-26

Lopiena

This is epic, I cut grass with a machete but haven't tried a scythe yet! Thanks for the inspiration!

Lopiena

I peed my pants in class in third grade. I switched schools the next year.

Snugglegurts

Shit your pants for ranch, never have words spoke more to me.

Joseph Collison

What course is Emily on for learning about plants and gardening?

Luke Swannell

As a Buffalonian, it makes me so jazzed to hear you guys talk about it all the time. Thanks for giving my city and the Bills so much airtime! It’s surreal to hear media that I truly love talk about where I live, and in a good and fun way, on a regular basis. ❤️ if you all want anymore Buffalo talking points for Henry, I’m sure any of us Buffalo Naddpoles would happily help out!

Julia V

great episode as always! I have a suggestion: if/when the third mates find the old city of zelbuldar(?), you could have the spells or items they find be crowdsubmitted by your subscribers? (or at least be inspired by the things the listeners submit). you could even hold a contest for that on the discord or patreon.

Mirjam K

As someone from NY that is a Colts fan, I support this heel turn

Hey Murph, instead of the Lucky feat for Jake and them, look at the All Or Nothing Coin instead os a variant to lucky. You reoll something, but it automatically becomes a 1 or a 20, nothing else.

Michael

This for some reason is my favorite short rest. It makes me very happy.

They mentioned eating Buffalo wings with ranch dressing and the Buffalo fans came after them about blue cheese being the superior dipping sauce for wings.

Elizabeth Lees

Last week of the month. They just posted the new request for cases.

Elizabeth Lees

So, I have a small suburban farm, and I own a scythe instead of a lawnmower. My neighbors really have mixed feelings about me I think. I know the scythe talk isn’t like, the highlight of the ep or anything, but it’s the most metal thing about me and I rarely get to brag about it 🗡💎

The gemstone talk transported me back to 15 years old when I worked for a pearl and gemstone seller who sold wholesale jewelry. And I was often "tipped" (aka paid portions of my salary) in gems. Smokey quartz is very beautiful, but my favorite thing was the green turquoise. Gems are cool, don't work for coins, only gems and pearls you guys.

Kelly Varanay

Must have missed something, what was the Buffalo thing origin? Did they mention Buffalo and people got mad? Great short rest, thanks for the advice on pants shitting reactions.

May it please the Dm & players. As one of the Buffalo ppl that was OUTRAGED bout the use of ranch on wings. I would volunteer to drink a bottle of ranch with you if you came to Buffalo. Also Hank should not get luck points Hank should if anything get unlucky points! In my current campaign I’m running I made a Blacksmith named Hardwan and he has a brother Hank 😂 Other foods & drinks Buffalo ppl like Beef on Weck Louies or Ted Sahlen’s hot dogs Mighty Taco Logenberry Canadian beer ( Molson & Labatt ) Polish food (Pierogies Kabasa)

I had an awful day in college one time where I was really not feeling good and had to go out into the woods for an aquatic biology class. I ended up sneaking into the woods to get away from the class to try and shit in peace, but only ended up shitting my pants. Luckily I had the isolation and distance from the rest of the class to clean up throw out my underwear and pretend it never happened. Still one of the worst days of my college career

Logenthar

Does anyone know how often they ask for Dnd court cases? I have a juicy one lol

Marissa Mars

Also check out Shark Girl when you come!

Vinegar Tom

A LOT of Van Richten’s guide made me think of NADDPOD & the choo-choo crew in particular, but this discussion of double edged luck points made me think of the dark gifts section! I can see that being much more up a fairy “blessing” alley.

tacticalgrandma

The shitting your pants double down lmao

Lisquander

JAKE NEEDS A TIMEOUT FOR THE DOUBLE DOWN

Lisquander

Yo you gotta shit your pants again?? As a joke?? To avoid being the shitty pants kid???

Rosanna

In college I convinced a friend to do a shot of ranch at a restaurant. He did two, I have video evidence, and might I say - it went even slower than we thought it would.

Lauren Listing

I come here to listen to you guys shoot the shit

Jaydon

Are you guys not using material components for spells? I know Fortune’s Favor is one of those seemingly insanely good spells without the material cost as it consumes the pearl it takes to cast.

There should be a jizzarm pateron tier

Mick

Murph please don’t ever not scream “RANCH!” When somebody says the word ranch. I think it shatters my brain how funny it is every single time.

God I have not laughed like this in a while!!! I totally pay for the jizzarm content!

What I can’t figure out is to what degree do they believe in their dice rituals or how much of a joke it is them being superstitious villagers worshipping the moon.

All Pulp! No Juice!

The Headgum discord to clarify

Miles W

I think the bangs are fine but the booty shorts gag (and the exposed nut thing that followed) was not my favorite

Miles W

Love the thought of lucky feat variant with full metal alchemist's equivalent exchange properties. Or mirror effects with Shank. So Hank uses a lucky point to hit and Stank in turn has to do half damage to Hank. Also daily d4 roll to see how lucky you are that day with 4 being all 3 and 1 being 0.

Canid

If Murph shits himself in a live show I want to know how he hypes himself up to actually shit himself

FusRohNahSon

With all due respect, may it please the court, judges Tanner, Murphy, and Axford (and bailiff Jake), please come to buffalo and we’ll forgive you for your ranch-related transgressions. With all due respect.

James Wagner

So with Murph saying he’s not a fan of the bangs and booty shorts who else feels that way? I for one am also not a big fan of that particular bit

Damn Henry would be really cool if he was a farmer and used a scythe as his weapon

Jack

Short Rest: Episode 49 “Milk and Honey” 21:40

Damodar

This was just what I needed to end the week ❤️ thanks for a great ep and hilarious short rest 🤣

Locke Cole

Hank gets luck points, but every time he uses them Murph gets an “unluck” point that he can use to give Hank disadvantage on any roll.

Joe D’Antonio

I for one would love a Tim Hortons DnD podcast. Donuts and Dragons.

Dave 3D Art

With all due respect your honors, One of the commenting Buffalonians here. Only love to you guys! It's all in good fun and honestly nice to here anyone talking about Buffalo in a nice way at all. Buffalonians are really proud of local culture and always want to talk about it, but we are notoriously kind and friendly. There's a reason Buffalo is called "The City of Good Neighbors"! Thanks for all the shoutouts and for talking up Buffalo. Here is a vintage commercial from Buffalo about "talking proud"! https://youtu.be/46Ive-dRXVo

Vinegar Tom

Between this and Mice & Murder all my DND content has been very shit-centric lately

Crits

Gotta shit your pants for ranch.

Hi! I cover the NFL for a living. If you would ever like to incorporate the Buffalo Bills, Bills Mafia (the name of their more eccentric fans), or the Indianapolis Colts, I’d love to give a few suggestions

Cale Clinton

Someone in my high school shit themselves in weight lifting and literally transfered schools two weeks later.

My argument for the Colts replacing the Bills is in the discord Jake. Also make sure to tune in for the Monaco GP quali tomorrow (it’s much better than the race itself)

Miles W

With all due respect, you don’t have to be from Buffalo to realize Bleu Cheese >>>> Ranch

Had 10 minutes left of the episode when i got a notif of this dropping, perfect timing 👌

CDXX

Damn! That was quick, thanks yall